One copy of borderlands 3, heavy on the memes please :)

>virgin shaving coper
>chad hair growing embracer

Are hair transplants or other anti-balding alternatives expensive ? If not, why do so many guys still feel content with a balding head ?

I disagree, people who are socially awkward and secluded ended up this way BECAUSE of the fucks they give. His wardrobe screams "you rejected me? Fine, I'll make it part of my identity".

BRAP

PEEEEE YOOOOO THATS A STINKY ONE

FFFFFFRAAAAAPPPP

OH OH SHARTED A LITTLE BETTER CHANGE MY DIAPY

*HEATS DIAPER IN MICROWAVE*

ALL CLEAN!

SSSSSSSPPPPPPUUUURRRTR

UH OH SQUIRTY POOPIES AGAIN

SSSHGHHGLLLLLIIICK

UH OH THAT ONE WASNT SO SQUIRTY

*TAKES LOG OUT OF DIAPER ABD THROWS IT IN TRASH CAN*

WOOPSIE I MISSED. COME HERE SPIKE

*DOG EATS SOME OF THE TURD, PICK IT UP AND SMEAR IT ON PEEPEE*

COME HERE GOOD BOY

*DOGGY STARTS LICKING POOPY OFF PEEPEE*

GET READY FOR THE CUMMIES SPIKEY

SHHHHHHPPPPEEET
SHHHPEET
SHPPEET

Would you rather be under 6'0 or be balding after the age of 20?

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>HAHA HE'S SHORT AND BALDING SO FUNNY

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I'm 5'7 and balding in my mid 20s

Based and redpilled

Effeminate zoomer cucks controlled by peer pressure cant handle the truth

Balding. You'll probably go bald either way but being short is forever.

So how's life treating you, socially speaking?\
And yes that's a genuine question.

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under 6'0, but then again I could probably make balding work if I go full on /fit/

Pink is OBJECTIVELY the most aesthetic color. You absolutely CAN NOT argue this.

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Balding

I can shave and grow the beard out and then im good, wear a beanie or something or wwhatever. Being tall is easily one of the most advantageous genetic lottery wins there is

Why he is bolding and fatting?

balding
my hair fucking sucks anyway

Both sucks. But balding is like bigger sucks.

>tfw exactly 6ft
I should be happy but it feels like a monkey paw victory.

Fuck me, you just reminded me that Borderlands 3 comes out tomorrow and I'm gonna have to deal with hundreds of sweaty dudes in ahegao tshirts coming in for their preorders.

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hooker color

I've been a NEET shut-in since 2009

>buying a videogame from a brick and mortar store
>taking a picture of a goofy looking guy buying a game ahead of you, who is also buying a videogame from a brick and mortar store
the bald guy clearly doesnt give a fuck. the guy taking the picture on the other hand seems to think hes superior to the bald guy when in fact he's practicing the same children's hobby as the balding guy

the only way the guy taking the picture wouldn't be cringe is if he was a chad who went in solely to take pictures of goofy motherfuckers

>bolding and fatting
English isn’t that hard, pajeet.

His styling is actually pretty cool.

Problem is just untrained body and baldness. Should lift and get a different haircut

Nothing wrong with being short. But balding and being fat is like ewww.

I’m 5’10 and starting losing my hair when I was literally 14. Pic related is me now at 21

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But do you enjoy it?
Are you happy or ?

>Nothing wrong with being short

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Hookers get laid, and get paid for it. Unlike you, fag. I rest my case.

wtf

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>mfw 21, 6ft 3in, with a full head of long and healthy hair

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In the same boat and it's honestly a shitty height, I'm exactly six and a half feet tall, but saying "and a half" sounds childish and saying you're "six foot" sounds like the biggest lie on the planet. Every manlet says they're six foot.

Or you can just balance your lifestyle so hair loss starts in your 30s-40s

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Literally nothing wrong. Human does not made to be a tall, because of pressure on spine and legs is too big.

shame about the face though aye?

no way is that pic of a 21 year old, like holy fuck my 56 year old dad has more hair than that, user.

>Human does not made to be a tall, because of pressure on spine and legs is too big.
Learn English you rat fuck

>Being tall is easily one of the most advantageous genetic lottery wins there is

Higher chance of dying from any disease, specially heart disease? Being uncomfortable in small spaces? Easily recognized anywhere you go? Having huge and clumsy feet?

Dude I don't know what kind of lottery you play but it seems fucked up.

ngl i wish my face was more attractive but I'm not a butterface or nothin

Yeah yeah, from rat it goes.

>21

lol i didnt even start balding before 30

>that cope

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>t. Balding virgin manlet dresslet

Is this what the typical Western gamer looks like? Balding, lanky and poorly dressed?

a total of 0 men in my family are showing signs of balding even at 50 and 75 so I reckon my odds are aight

>not purple
Do you even majestic royalty?

>when the guy is short, pale & cute

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>not having a full head of hair at 80
Shit genes senpai

Who cares. Dude probably, doesn't even give a fuck about. Wonder what was his school life was about.

>from rat it goes
What the FUCK does that even mean

Lost mine at 23. Had rock star hair till then. I feel you, brother.

>giving zero fucks is aspirational

Spotted the American.

>34
>dad was bald, both grandfathers died with full heads of hair
>still have mine
I think I lucked out. Thank fuck because I would probably neck myself if I lost my hair.

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its the same with my family i had full head of hair till age of 30 and am going bald at 34, might be stress/health issue but at age 21 you cant know for sure how your hair will look like later

Purple is fine, but overrated. Pink is for rad dudes that give no fucks.

I don't know. Ask yourself or something.

What the fuck are you even trying to say?

Why are gamers so fashion deprived? Personal appearance is literally the most important thing. Anyone who says otherwise is pathetic.

What cope? What am I coping with?
I understand that it may be very hard for you to express yourself without using absurd memes or buzzwords but I'd like to see you try. Could you try for me, user?
Also, from the picture you uploaded I can figure out that you're a pathetic furry and that you replied before with a similar pic.
So far, only with observaton I can assume that you are:

>shut-in basement dweller or similar
>furry faggot
>extremely bald
>internet culture is your only culture
>tall (good for you buddy)

So my final words should be something like... Terminate your lifespan as fast as you can and yiff in hell, subhuman filth.

>why yes i voted for hillary, how could you tell

>Personal appearance is literally the most important thing.
Explain?

>Nothing wrong with being short.
lol

You looks like a 40 year old, holy shit hahaha.

I’m asking myself what the hell kind of English you’re trying to vomit out, and I’m honestly clueless. You some kinda street shitter?

There have been many studies where first impressions are the only ones that ever matter.

One copy of a atelier Sophie please.

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This guy needs to eat carrots and stay in the sun for a bit.

tall people slay more pussy though. which is the only metric on how successful someone's life is

it's just a chubby balding dude with a questionable fashion sense. why are you all assuming he's some sort of social reject?

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This is zero fucks. OP guy clearly gives a lot of fucks.

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You really need an explanation?
Do you ever masturbate to ugly people? If you need something from a public service you expect to see people dressed like war refugees?

You are either very ignorant or very delusional if you think that looks don't matter. Or maybe just a kid.

Baldness is a maternal trait, thank your mama

Hmmm and who you are might be, probably a german because americans don't give a shit about english since ebonics happened.

Based NPC

>dad went bald at 25
>mothers side has the hair
I always thought it was fraternal. Thank fuck.

Because of all the reasons you just mentioned.

If you ugly, fashion doesn't help you.

Yea Forums seething that you called them out on their stalking bullshit.

You only got two things right on that list buddy. Enjoy sliding the seat all the way forward in every car.

So how bad is the humor in this one? As bad as 2 or worse?

>go to parties frequently
>fuck a lot
>heart attack at 40
>Did you hear, the tall awkward guy died? I fucked him a couple times
>forgotten 2 years later
>"Success"

Ok.

Not him but I shaved mine off, different pool of women start liking you as long as you don't act like a fag

the new writers were told to emulate 2's humor and it's even worse now. if you're gonna buy it do it for the gameplay, such as it is.

Look how many insecure zoomers you just angered

>and who you are might be
Jesus fucking Christ lol. I’m an American, and not all of us abandoned the English language just because niggers are trying to murder it. And frankly your wielding of it is embarrassing, just go back to your fucking moon runes, no one can understand you anyway. Wait, let met try in your language...you are should be go to back if your speaking or because English you do not good with.

lol Yea Forumsirgins are so pretentious and self aware

>dying from having a lot of sex
Are you 13?

>buzzword buzzword

Don't give up, friend.

>If you ugly, fashion doesn't help you.
That is simply false. Around 800 million of asian people can prove you wrong. Mybe more.

Cūmbrain

>go to parties
>can't get a fuck, even from fatties
>type2 diabetes from shitty bald genetics
>die at 40
>did you hear cueball died?
>forgotten 2 years later
>"Success"

Atleast you get some cool nicknames, chrome dome

I'm already 5'10 but I'm not balding so yay me. And I'm probably not going to bald looking at my father and grandfathers hair. Unless my mothers genes somehow fucks my shit up. would I gain few inches and begin balding? Never.

If he wearing a sports bra?

Most Americans dress like this

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Hey, old man.

who the fuck cares about being tall, nigger? u a 14 yr old school girl??

"Earth" in good wrappining, is still a earth.

alternatively:
>be manlet
>don't go to parties
>spend your free time on Yea Forums(nel) and playing videogames
>die at 80 alone
>forgotten after graduating highschool
id rather die at 40

>What is AIDS

That a short short life user. Don't know if it worth it.

Treatable? It's not 1981 anymore, Mr. Reagan.

Cope

if you said you are 31 i would believe you

>tfw balding, but can't grow a beard
>also shorter than my father, and generally less attractive than he was back in the day
>plus autistic, because my mother was infertile and my parents only had me (via IVF) when they were old (autism being an issue with advanced maternal age)
Literally all of my mother's genes are deleterious.
Fucking god damn it.

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?

banging sluts is always worth it

you do; even asians commonly exceed 6ft now

I'm less than an inch under 6 ft and bald since 18. I have a handsome face and good sense of humor tho so chicks dig me

Don't breed so your horrible genes don't spread. Take one for humanity.

You have the imagination of a 13 y.o. for sure.
Where did I say that sex can kill you?

That sounds perfectly legit, to be honest.
I'm pretty sure a lot of the people browsing this thread is either tall, obese or bald so yeah, high risk of cardiac failure. If you have all 3 you should simply end yourself.

>if you ugly
Sheeeeit Jamal, why you gotsa talks to mah mans like dat doe?!?