It's a fucking rpg
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>you bought a switch
looks fun
It actually looks pretty fun, had some wii fit vibes from the video
unironically looks more fun than death stranding
This actually looks pretty nice
> 80 dollars
Nevermind.
I don’t know why they got the most fake and unnatural sounding people to present it in the world but other than that the product looks pretty sweet
$80 for a ring and strap
>actual running is better than walking simulator
who would've guessed?
Is this what Retro were working on?
There are sensors in the ring from what they've said. Either way, I might get it on a sale.
>paper mario died for this
The guy is creeeping me out
This is all just a bad dream...
AND
YOU'RE
NEVER
WAKING
UP!
>developed by Retro Studios
Oh no....
How do we stop Miyamoto and his obsessive autism about reinventing vidya controls?
nintendo deserves losing yokai exclusivity
Is this what playing Finding Nemo Cartoon games for 20+ years does to your brain?
it's from the labo team
Can we just nuke the Labo team already?
No retards you weren’t suddenly getting Pikmin if this didn’t exist
Actually looks fun and better than what I was expecting
I'll get it if the onions circle thingy is cheap because I ain't paying for switch games lmao
Imagine giving a shit about Yokai exclusivity
It was already on phones
cope
you wont make me stand up.
i ll wiggle my way to victory.
You are literally seething, boiling, roasting youreslf to char about what people like, without even showing any sort of argument. It's like talking with a sect suicide bomber on drugs at this point. You are a brand, not a human.
>>actual running is better than walking simulator
>who would've guessed?
Just imagine someone creating a "walking sim" game that uses this ring
not an argument considering it won't change facts
I mean they make gimmicky shit but it all works.
Plus those faggots win Nintendo an Engineering award
We’ll never get rid of these niggers
BOTW is a Wii U game retard
What facts, that nintendo lost yokai exclusivity?
I wouldn't be celebrating if I we're you.
Its ok, I guess. People will buy it like Labo. But the last F Zero game was launched 13 years ago. And It was a Game Boy game, fuck.
>what is cross-gen
>Wii Fit Adventure
>Throwing shade at fatties
>/fit/ dragonsona as the boss
This is just delightfully silly.
This looks like a fantastic new form of torture!
Better, a walking sim that forces you to get out of house. Switch is already portable.
Moving is fun and so are weird controllers.
There's a reason why a lot of arcade game have their own controllers
It was already on phones years ago dummy, you're a bit late there
Absolutely seething your fake caring about a Pokemon clone's exclusivity backfired in your face
Now this is my type of game
porn when
Literally only 10 year olds ever cared about yokai
>ultimate attacks are entire sets
>you become stronger in game and irl
neat idea nips
It looks awesome actually. It's tied to your actual movements.
>Fighting LITERAL Gains Goblins
>The Adventure mode featured in Ring Fit Adventure takes place across 20 different colorful worlds in a quest to take down Dragaux, a giant, chiseled dragon with an ego to match his oversized muscles. Jog, sprint and do knee-highs in real life to travel through the world, and use the Ring-Con accessory to perform different in-game actions, like jumping, hovering in mid-air or steering a raft on a river.
I hope we get to humiliate Dragaux and make him a submissive slave
Did nintendo give up?
Shut up Arlo, stop ignoring all the cool shit we got this year because of your precious Pikmin.
One ring to rule them all
>It's impressive how well Ring Fit Adventure works as a fully-functioning RPG. Within each level there are encounters with enemies that work as any good turn-based RPG should, with your moves replaced by 'Fit Skills' - activities, effectively, each with their own 'elemental' status so that some are more effective than others in any given situation, with the ability to take your own load-out into a level. Yoga moves can be used for healing, for example, while an activity that includes a sweep of the Ring-Con can strike multiple enemies at once.
>its tied to your actual movements
>just a low budget sensor on your thigh
>protag is another top tier grill, this time of the fit variety
they can't keep getting away with this
So can we get this chick in Smash? Would she fall under the Wii Fit series or be her own category?
>sell upgrades and accessories
>it's dumbbels and barbells
>You are literally seething, boiling, roasting youreslf to char about what people like, without even showing any sort of argument. It's like talking with a sect suicide bomber on drugs at this point. You are a brand, not a human.
I like the idea but fuck me the art style is hideous.
NINTENDO INVENTS THE WHEEL
BASED BASED BASED
WAGGLE WAGGLE WAGGLE
Based
Cringendo
ironically more accurate than "sensors" because it ties to your movement
you do realize how jacked nintendoboys will be after this right
>phoneposter
>Throwing shade at fatties
Will the leg band come in Americna size?
I think it looks good desu
>We aren’t allowed these type of games, everything has to cater to me
You already got Fire Emblem, Astral Chain, Mario Maker 2, Daemon X Machina, Luigi’s Mansion, Link’s Awakening, Pokémon, Smash, animal crossing etc, stop being stingy
>F-Zero died for this
>Pikmin died for this
>Mother died for this
>Actual Mario games with a story died for this
>Chibi-robo died for this
>Advance Wars died for this
>Wario Land series died for this
>Nintendogs died for this
>Golden Sun died for this
>Stafy died for this
>Excitebike died for this
>Wave Racer died for this
>Every fucking game you ever wanted from Nintendo, died because of this
After watching I ain’t even mad just seems like something for Wiifit fags
he's cute in a brutish kind of way
Looks fine. Wouldn't play it even if I wasn't swamped with games rn, not my kinda thing.
I thought the WiiU had no games though?
What changed?
Does it have games now that it can be use to shitpost about Nintendo's newest console?
One day people we will realise fitness + game combined usually doesn't make for something long lasting.
Though my mum was really into Wii Sports boxing. And to a lesser extent whatever the rhythm thing was in Wii Fit.
Oh fuck!
These concepts have literally been one of their biggest cash machines. Wii Fit was a huge success (sold over 22 million copies) and Just Dance 2020 will still be ported on fucking Wii.
It makes sense for them to try to attract those consumers to buy Switch.
>he thinks development is done by a single "Nintendo" entity
The fuck is this battle system
Why would those games die for this, it's not like they had any of those games planned and scrapped them for this. You gotta stop seething over dead franchises.
Still better than an inaccurate camera
lol that guy smoked a doobie before they filmed
The straps are 20 bucks?
Thats a lot cheaper than a wiimote actually but what the hell
I feel like combining it with the RPG aspect is what'll help this due to the grinding parallels.
Did that boxing thing did any good in sales? Not arms but actually the more grounded one.
>One day people we will realise fitness + game combined usually doesn't make for something long lasting
Seems to make.
Then again, people who buy these games aren't the people posting in Yea Forums.
All they've done is made mario party 9 and 10, and amiibo festival. We arent missing much
>Retro was working on this shit
>Retro was working for a gimmick based game that people will play for ten minutes and never pick up again like they did with WiiFit
see
I don;t even know what the fuck Nintendo is anyymore. It feels like if you're not Mario or a literal toy you're trash to them.
Also the announcer in game sounds like that Triangle from Gravity Falls.
Yeah, I'm sure the Wii Fit/Labo guys were gonna make a new Wave Race and Advance Wars, that's right up their alley.
Who are different dev teams?
Who are Different directors?
Who are completely different people not related to those projects all together
Remember itoi doesn’t want to do mother 4 simply because he doesn’t want to
Shut your ass up Arlo you second rate muppet fuck.
Wii Fit actually got me into training. Nowadays I just lift weights though but it's a great thing. If it gets them into exercise then it's nice. Everyone should exercise desu
Fitness Boxing? Yeah it did.
This is Labo Team a.k.a. Miitopia
I don't mind the idea of these "fitness" control schemes, but surly they could've thought of something that has more value. Like, couldn't they get some tracked belt and if they really wanted to do a fitness rpg then go full silly with it. Like it's a grindy rpg, but instead of grinding, you do push ups to increase your strength stat. Or you fly Morrowind style by how long you can successfully squat in place, or something silly. This seems to limit the control scheme too much, and I'm convinced it's a hollow pieceo f plastic with no internals (using joycon gyro for leg, using right joycon IR sensor for ring).
PS: Not enough games on Switch make use of the fact you've got 2 (two) motion controls at all times. We've got a taste of it in Skyward Sword and Red Steel, but the Switch could make it work since the controllers could do motion gaming better than the Wii. (better tracking, more buttons, 2 analogs).
Proof?
>You already got sequels of shit that already had a sequel 1-2 years ago, dont ask for old franchises to come back, enjoy what you get slave
What a sad life drones like you must live
Fitness boxing?
Less than a million but it’s a rhythm game for 60$
oh the irony
That's a kind of neat idea for a fitness game.
So the switch is becoming the new wii?
The Wii is still used in many retirement homes now
Oh, sorry, I wans't aware you were taking a jab at sonys shitty VR stuff.
Doesn't make this shit any better.
>It feels like if you're not Mario or a literal toy you're trash to them.
>Puts out multiple new Zelda, Kirby, Pokemon, Fire Emblem and Metroid games.
>Finances the Bayonetta trilogy and the new Astral Chain trilogy.
>Pushed Splatoon and Arms hard.
>Makes Smash Bros in perpetuity.
>Even allows GF to try new shit like Town.
>Caters to the casuals as well with party games, sports games, and weirdo creative games.
Maybe you're just biased because the thing you liked didn't make money.
I'm gonna fuck that dragon, just you watch me.
Most games are designed to work on pro controller which is why the joycon capabilities aren't used.
Of course
Except this time around they started and continue to focus on the core audience, and the casuals get some scraps 2 years later.
How is my post ironic? or are you just throwing that word thinking it works anywhere?
Topless?
Imagine all the suggestive poses you'll have to strike at him in the final boss fight.
I'm just waiting for landwhales and body positive activists of Twitter and Re*etera to sperg out about how problematic this is.
I'm not the guy who made the IR camera comment, I'm comparing it to other "sensor" based games like Just Dance.
he needs to work his legs though
Yah, thats why I'm asking if they gave up. Desperately trying to cash in on the WiiFit again.
nintendo literally reinvented the wheel
Nintendo has little control over gamefreak outside of Pokemon actually
>inb4 the twist is that he's all sculpt and no strength
>Desperately
I don't think you understand what this word means.
I know. But there are games on Switch even first party that lock out some modes.
Yeah, you'd loose Pro Controller support, but I think it would be interesting even so. I think the main issue is that the Switch library is mostly just ports.
Looking forward to the speedruns myself
Faites du sport la grosse police
Cope kojifag
>he's a roider
>you beat him by putting him in a sauna and letting him die of his heart condition
>I think the main issue is that the Switch library is mostly just ports.
Eh, not really.
There, I saved you money and you can do an actual workout.
>multiple Metroid games
>one is a rethread of an old game and Prime 4 is stuck in development hell
>ARMS wanted to be Splatoon and failed hard to have a lasting impact
>Maybe you're just biased because the thing you liked didn't make money.
How is that bad?
>the future is more bingbing wahoo and waggle
>Watching the out of shape speedrunners either give up or literally die trying to outdo eachother
The WiiU taught them that they can't assume the fad will take off and that they need to give individual games a solid identity to succeed.
Hence why all their new IP are cartoony and weird like Splatoon.
Lewd
where did you take that picture of me?
I probably still won't get it but I'm a hundred times more interested than if it was just Wii fit switch
preordered
>Implying Metroid Prime 4 won't use the ring
She's wearing a body.
>Why yes, I do have a 999 hours savegame in Ringfit Adventures. How could you tell?
I didn't say it was.
Just that you're biased and misrepresenting the company's priorities.
Hence why I didn't reference Giga Breaker. Nintendo can straight up just say they won't publish a GF game on their system, or not promote it. They encourage games like LTH, HarmoKnight, Drill Dozer, etc.
>an actual walking game
oh dog are we going back to the Wii era again?
Game instead of simulator. Nntendo wins again!
we just passed Labo user. There's a reason they kept this shit away from ND. They knew their audience difference.
Anyway I'm waiting for Dragaux porn.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>that ass
both are walking sims
>>ARMS wanted to be Splatoon and failed hard to have a lasting impact
It still sold well, even more than what the devs thought it would do. Why is the "ARMS flopped" meme still a thing? Why compare an arena fighter with a shooter?
Nintendo Switch lite owners left out lmao
HEY LIL DONNIE
Ah, the fat ass, classic nintendo.
>Game will flop harder than ARMS so zero pics of Drageux fucking the girl
ARMS sold as much as Bloodborne, think about that for a second
More like they ascended, who else would think to combine Wii Fit with an RPG?
You can actually use other joycons. The problem is that you're limited to Lite's screen, which is the bad part.
The scalies are already aware user.
>Why compare an arena fighter with a shooter?
compare Splatoon which blow up in popularity over the week and managed to have legs, while ARMS despite "selling well" was forgotten in a month
>Ring-con
Stop
Too expensive desu. I bought a bench press, a bar, two pair of dumbells with around 110kg weights for $150
If this was released by any other company, the dislike rate would be 80% or more.
But of course nintenbabies eat any shit miyamoto throws at them.
>Tranny speedrunner trips on their oversized dress and fucking dies on stream
Will buy this game 6 months later at the clearance sale because the product takes up too much space.
this
based nintendo
Ring Fit Girl confirmed for Smash.
And Persona 5 is a PS3 game...your point?
Where's the bara dragon?
Why dont he just open the widow and walk outside
I think BB became more popular
Ring Fit Trainer
they're both so fucking creepy lmao
I didn't even notice that
Game journos the day after:
>"Why does Nintendo hate transexuals?"
>"This is what Nintendo can learn from Sony"
Clean renders when? I have...reasons.
>F-Zero died for this
It doesn't need a new game. Remaster GX with 30 player online races and port it every two generations, we're good.
>Pikmin died for this
Pikmin just takes a long time because Miyamoto autism
>Mother died for this
Mother ended
>Actual Mario games with a story died for this
That's Miyamoto being autistic
>Chibi-robo died for this
It died because you niggers didn't buy Park Patrol or Zip Lash.
>Advance Wars died for this
Blame KOWASHITAI
>Wario Land series died for this
The devs went their own ways, it was fun while it lasted
>Nintendogs died for this
Good.
>Golden Sun died for this
GOOD.
>Stafy died for this
That series had five games despite barely warranting 3, fuck off.
>Excitebike died for this
They port it every other week.
>Wave Racer died for this
It's Wave Race, and there's no point in making games to jerk off over your water tech anymore.
>Every fucking game you ever wanted from Nintendo, died because of this
Nah, I'm content.
they made scooby into a boss
Amongst more hardcore gamers yeah, the 2% attach rate is still horrible though for a 100 million selling system,
>Zyzz descends from the heavens to help you fight the final boss
>this thread
>you partner up with a sentient ring named Ring to fight off an incredibly swole purple dragon in a leotard, who is infecting the fantasy realm with darkness. (Nintendo says that the dragon was designed to represent the negative aspects of gym culture, like ultra competitiveness. In other words, he’s a fantastical bro.)
I bet Dragaux is actually a sweet guy.
>nintendo fans will defend this
>actual real walking simulator is better than kojimahack walking simulator
the state of gaming in 2019!
It looks really fun honestly. This seems far more engaging than the wii fit games were, they did a good job with this one.
get it on salefor a third of the price after Christmas.
Who are you quoting?
Nigger where the fuck did you buy 110kg of weights for less than 150 bucks?? Please don't tell me you bought some shitty 30mm diameter bar and weights instead of olympic ones.
>t. /fit/izen
>The female audience can't complete the boss as they are overcome with the need to masturbate.
same ahahaba
>Fire Emblem
Blunder
>Astral Chain
Blunder
>Mario Maker 2,
Blunder
>Daemon X Machina
Blunder
>Luigi’s Mansion
Blunder
Link’s Awakening
60$ Gameboy game
>Pokémon
Blunder
>Smash
Blunder
> animal crossing
Blunder
>Dragaux is /fit/bro
>upon defeat, he reveals how he did everything out of grief for being NTR'd by lesbians
Look up how much money Wii Fit has made, then come back and ask again.
God imagine being crushed by those thighs.
Are all the “looks fun” posts ironic? Or have Nins@ys finally given up their last bit of pretend masculinity?
If there's any game I can see reusing the Evangelion ending, it's this one.
>Congratulations! Now keep it going outside the game!
Fuckin’ kek
I’ll literally buy it Day 1 if those cunts are sperging out about it giving them D ranks
who's thighs?
>The fit Nintenchad bullies the Sonyboy, overweight from sitting down watching movies.
Smash Ultimate and Fire Emblem Three hgouses broke their franchise best selling records and Astral Chain sold really well, sorry to break your sandnigger narrative
One si a shooter and one is a fighting game, whats there to compare? Not every game has to sell over 5 million to be succesful or have a fanbase. ARMS did just as fine as Xenoblade2 and DKC Dong Freeze, are you gonna tell me those are flops as well? I wonder just what was your reaction when Pikmin released and if you would have called it a flop too
>save money
>that is more than double the price
Are you legitimately retarded
what games do you find fun, user?
the one as thick as tree trunks. look at those fucking quads man
This looks like low quality blender porn is about to happen.
>alright x made a ton of money
>so lets just do that again
How is that not giving up
This actually looks soulful as fuck.
>T.dyel
Xenogears, Kirby, Dragon Quest.
What kinds of dildos do you personally enjoy?
my sides
>This is Labo Team a.k.a. Miitopia
This explains a lot. Like, seriously, it does.
we might as well start hulkposting at this point
The ring is the dragon's cockring
Mind you I'm basing this on insiders.
delicious
finally, a good fucking post
>Switchchads are fit
>Snoygins are out of shape losers
Makes sense.
>Show him that being toxic in the gym is bad for everybody.
>He becomes your training buddy and you spot for each other every Wednesday and talk about your work life.
Based.
Can you imagine speedrunners for this thing?
Is it even possible to speedrun?
Some guy that wanted to get rid of everything. The bar is 10kg but it's fine. The bench press is from like the 80s or something but everything is fine and still works. He wanted 300 but I showed up and said 150 and it's not like he could say no since I showed up first. But you can always find nice deals if you keep a lookout. I've seen people sell crazy good stuff for basically nothing
unironically this, but because of smash
Not really Wii fit unironically has a cult following
Japanese Women loves Wii fit the same way they love tiny dogs
Hello old friend. Maybe make a new version of pic related?
>enjoys kirby
>calls others söys
oh i am laffin
>yo nigga, get me out of this old guy's ass
Calebhart will crush this fucking game
>If this was released by any other company, the dislike rate would be 80% or more
That's because other companies would make 20 of these instead of just the one.
Probably, turn on silent mode and find out how to cheat the game without actually moving much.
Could be a fun run depending on how long and repetitive the story mode is.
SGDQ 2019 had a fucking amazing blindfolded Punch-Out Wii run with motion controls. This would just be a little more in-depth and as long as there are good speed strats, I don't see runners being deterred by motion controls.
I mean, a business is suppose to be making money. Do you hate making money, user?
I don’t buy toys tho
Ringfit trainer porn when?
Well, that's what being a hardcore ring fit adventure player does to you
>No Nintendogs
Damn I actually kind of miss that game
>Shouts with retard rage as he crushes it at GDQ with his shirt off.
Neat.
Kirby is for ultrachads though
>nintendo has amazing direct
>sony doesn't even have a conference at tgs unlike previous years
>g-g-gotta find something to attack nintendo for!
>yes that stupid ring will surely invalidate all the games shown in the direct!
>perfect!
(you)
honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not...
>An rpg where you have to drop the controller every time you want to attack
>The attacks were barely dealing any damage to the enemy
>Have to stand up for every enemy turn to ab guard
They should have just made auto-battles where you do a single type of exercise for the whole fight.
Kek this is fucking hilarious. Not even mad, just seems like more of the Wiifit stuff they pushed for the Wii. I'm all for it if it helps someone start working out more. Not like we're the demographic for this, besides nutting to the girl or gains goblin if you're a fag.
pretty exciting. I lost 146 pounds with Wii fit and this looks like a good step up
There's like 10 of them, go back and play it.
Obsessed
>yes that stupid ring will surely invalidate all the games shown in the direct!
you mean the ports?
Can I make my character a loli?
Miyamoto's excessive autism is more about turning games into one-trick-ponies by shoehorning unnecessary gimmickshit into the core gameplay.
Wind Waker's sailing, for example.
Ayo, it isn't homo to admire and that dragon is on one HELL of a regimen.
What kind of lard monster were you?
Videogames are literally electronic toys, and Kirby is the videogame equivalent of those rubber rings they make for babies to chew on.
>missing the point
Snoy fags do it for free
>The literal workout RPG is more of a game than death Stranding
Was this intentional?
I really miss rich man
Imagine fitting yourself in her ring.
WW was Aonuma user.
lmao
Wii Fit echo fighter?
The One Ring to rule them all...
Can I have art of Ring Fit Trainer and Wii Fit Trainer scissoring in various positions now?
Fun things are fun
Besides it’s something new and different so why not?
Only if they narrate it as an elaborate training regimen.
Keep coping
Dude, are you replying seriously to someone unironically saying Ninsoi?
10/10
You got yourself a deal.
That ring is too small for my cock. Nintendo better make a bigger one.
only if they scissor dragaux hard enough to make him cum
I can seriously foresee only a hundred or so people in the entire world bothering to play this thing to completion.
IGGGHHHHHHAHAAAAA IMMM ABOUT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOM FDUUUICKIINGGNF IT WONT STOPPP GUSHIIIIIIIINGGGG
>Muscle wizard vs muscle dragon lord
That's actually pretty funny. But yeah not getting random shovelware just because it's funny.
What is fun about it exactly? Or is the Nintendo logo enough to make your piss your panties which aren’t made for your fake vagina so it gets stuck inside your open wound and no matter how much you wash it the rancid stench it has never goes away?
Isn't that what we used to meme about Bowser and the wedding ring in Odyssey?
looks like a Kinect game but fun, really digging that Paper Mario combat system
>AC
>trilogy
?
Look at this dude
Kill them with kindness
That's what people said about wii fit.
ypu don't drop the controller, you exercise with it, in fact you never drop it.
the chick ain't any less creepier herself, mate
so are you saying Dragaux and Bowser need to meet
Sony drones sure are afraid in this thread.
That only works if your opposition is human.
I ain't defending this shit.
Why did you write this level of COPE?
I use snoygroids all the time and it’s ok but Nins@y triggers you into a dilation? You should probably stay in your weekly Famitsu safe space threads sweetie.
>trailer release the morning after death stranding "gameplay" trailer
It was intentional, there are no coincidence here.
Nintendo fans have established a religion of putting on a pandering happy face for literally any fucking thing Nintendo puts out. Dare to break from this orthodoxy and you will be ostracized by the other conformist drones.
If anyone is the nintendofags who are afraid since no one mentioned Sony
Could be a fun game but its too damn expensive, the sensors and stuff are already in the joycons, so you are basicly paying 80 bucks for the game and rubber holders.
Dude, we aren't even talking about Sony. Even then both are equally as retarded.
>nincels slurping bingbing semen again
Imma let you finish......but the sony eye toy and AntiGrav were the greatest of all time
Cope about you unironically being excited for Nintendo’s latests cardboard shit? Go for it dude i’m just here to laugh at you not tell you what to do.
Platinum said they want a trilogy.
They also said AC sold above expectations.
True almost forgot that part.
Wii Fit focused on a single niche as a fitness aid. This is going for some fusion between RPG elements fitness freaks won't give a shit about and fitness game elements RPG nerds would rather die from their DVT than endure.
And a game.
The eye toy sucked, but the Sega game was great.
Oh lord, the floodgates are already creaking.
not buying this, but i like it
is she trying to measure the dragon's cock
Fucking kek Labo team.
Have some more money you beautiful faggots
I'm kinda tempted to buy this.
I already exercise so it'd be a complimentary thing, but it looks fun and it would add a bit of extra fun to my routine.
Sounds like you are SEETHING hard right now
>all these normies finding it "fun"
This is going to be Wii all over again, and that's a good thing!
afraid of what, overweight snoys?
You mean like this?
What is it with Nintendo fans and s@yfaces? There’s too many examples for it to be a coincidence at this point.
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING FURFAGS
I NEED PORN OF DRAGAUX NOW
So regular priced game plus 20$ for a ring sensor?
That’s not to bad actually
It's a game about working out. It seems like the people getting triggered by this are the ones that should be questioning their pretend masculinity.
I've noticed this cult-like behavior especially towards the Zelda franchise. OOT is quite literally the most overrated game of all time and most people only claim to "love" it for the sake of social gratification and fitting into the narrative.
This looks hilarious as a /fit/izen. Might play it for the lulz.
>afraid of what
sony given no one mentioned it and you still cry about them
>and that's a good thing!
I mean, you're joking but it kind of is and I'm not even referring to the fitness aspect but the fallout if it succeeds.
keep arresting snoyflake
He's in every scoop, mate. Don't forget about that.
I don’t get off work til 4
>female
Console warriors are fucking retarded, not every game is for you or the person you're "fighting" against. I know you're 14yo kids that need to justify their console choice to cope with the fact you can't go idort, but come on.
It probably will, but I think the "fantasy RPG" aspect might actually alienate some people who would have bought this if it was just soulless "Switch Fit".
This is like those people who like tranny dick and calls anyone who isn’t into gay tranny shit insecure lmao
he sort of looks like toothless except evil
still, I wonder why Nintendo thought "bodybuilding dragon" rather than say "bodybuilding imp" or something
This is what I don't get
>Game is made by labo team
>Full of reused assets from other Nintendo games including but not limited to ARMS
>meant to attract the Wii fit crowd
What's the fucking problem?
and what's next,warioware ringed
Standard rpg bad guy.
You sound hurt.
If we can play dress up with the protagonist, I'm buying.
someone make and edit of the gif of wojak excited for nintendo labo but instead replace it with this game and make the wojack fat
Snoyboy needs a daki with a censored anime girl
There is no problem ultimately its not affecting anything else after all.
that sounds lewd
also Wario might be musclefat but he still is a slob unless you put money as bait
Not really. Gyms these days have finesse equipment with game modes built in. Some people want their workout to be more fun and this game is to appeal to them.
absolutely embarrassing
You will become the bara dragon.
we need a gifedit of excited fat wojack for this game
Why would it be fat if they're interested in fitness?
You’re fat, aren’t you?
maybe you'd see more sony soibois if thery had were any games to promote
user why would a fat person be excited with a fitness product
>why would fat people be interested in getting fit
are you honestly asking this question?
You said that before, you know you're already making one anyway so shut the fuck up.
Fair trade
They can't be THAT overt about the Gains Goblin meme. Still, I'm kinda hoping Buzzwole ends up in here as a hidden boss.
It's a self-fulfilling meme that gets people's attention. I mean, I don't know who that guy even is but you decided to post an image of him so clearly, he got your attention somehow and it's working.
>RPG grinding combined with regular exercise.
Seems like a good combination, since both revolve around repetitive actions with the idea of long-term rewards. I'd imagine it'd be useful for people who don't think twice about putting hours into MMOs or JRPGs to considering putting that kind of time into self-improvement as well.
>if thery had were any
user, take a deep breath, calm down and dont be so angry about companies
Minister of """""Health"""""
Well furries'll be happy I guess
user, if they have an interest in this game they would have an interest in fitness to begin with meaning they wouldn't be fat.
they lack motivation user-kun
to make fun of the fact nintendo are trying to sell fitness to neckbeard hardcore jrpg fans.
WarioWare:King of the Ring
Id let her choke me
he's wearing a singlet, that's already an immediate turn on. singlet bulges are my fetish
>nintendo are trying to sell fitness to neckbeard hardcore jrpg fans.
Then why aren't they? Nintendo seem to be targeting a casual audience with this.
because then they can become chad while play their fitness jrpg
>Grinding in-game also grinds you in real-life
>Antagonist is literally the gains goblin
Thats some deep lore
Looks pretty fun.
Actually looks like you can get a decent workout vs. Wii Fit and it's balance board.
A lot more portable too.
Not something I'd personally go out and buy, but if a friend had it at his place I'd for sure ask to try it out.
That actually looks great
>casual audience
>jrpg elements
granmas and parents rarely ever play rpgs user
You are getting triggered hard here user. Are you seriously getting mad that some people are interested in a game about working out?
what a super weird thing for them to do
I wonder how good this'll be...it's very reminiscent of the wii era that's for sure
>posting COPEjaks
LOL
>Nintenlards has brain damage
In other news, water is wet
>jrpg elements
Okay?
How is that turning casuals away when one of the largest vidya franchises is a jrpg? It's almost like mechanics have nothing to do with audience.
Artists sure are fucking slow all of a sudden.
THE DUDE IN THAT VIDEO IS SCARY AS FUCK
WHY DID THEY GET THIS GUY LIKE HOLY FUCK
were
But they play WiiSports and Wii Fit, so clearly, there's a market for it.
Wii fit provides a good workout but isn't very fun. This looks like it'll have enough going that it will keep you interested while also working out.
Making something a little more interesting than just doing body weight exercises over and over should help to keep you focused. Just depends how long it will last based on whether the repetition of levels will get boring.
How am i getting triggered exactly? As i already told the last Nins@y who told me the same thing, go for it senpai, i literally couldn’t care less, if you want to buy Nintendo cardboard go for it.
The real question is why me laughing at you makes you so angry? Stop being so insecure.
Wagglan is back on the menu boys
fair point user, i stand corrected
All the posts I'm seeing are just ogling at gains dragon. What time is it in America?
The guy really wants you to work out. You're not going to refuse him, are you?
I legitimately can't stand this dude. He honestly might be cringer than what's her name during the Wii Sports Resort reveal.
>300+ thread
>no porn on the protagonist
What the fuck, Yea Forums?
>lards
>playing a fitness based game
>wanting porn of Ring Fit Trainer
>not Dragaux
9:34am but Japan should be up and about.
I mean, exercise is all about the repetition so I'm guessing it will be very repetitive.
Wait till after the game is out
it's nighttime in japan and the last artist I followed just uploaded a bara charizard cumming hard
You're right user, it's not like an exercise game ever sold well for Nintendo.
Like, really well.
Like, one of the best selling games of all time.
So logically Nintendo should double down on series that have shown diminshing returns over the years that people don't buy. I mean, it only makes sense from a business standpoint.
>Used
Lad, good for you and I'm jelly as fuck but really?
Splatoon had porn on here 5 minutes after the announcement trailer. I want my rushed MS fit girl pornography, and I want it NOW!
But will it be fun repetitive like "Oh yeah, I want to replay that course again" or dull repetitive like "I've finished the story mode, do I really want to do that shit again?"
imagine Dragaux's smell after working out, especially his sweaty armpits
haha
mechanics do have a link with audience though, would you see normies playing a game like armored core?
not that jrpg mechanics ar really a turn off for most, to my knowledge
A game's success can relate to how much lewds it gets up to release. This game will flop.
Wii Fit have those games though, they're not all just "instructions to yoga"
>paying for a used bench
Nigger, do you have any idea what people. Do with their benches?
splatoon is about lolies and shotas though
> fitness RPG
Actually a cool idea.
Because at the end of the day, it's just a video game about working out. This is as harmless and casual as it gets and you're already calling people Nins@y.
Grinding in RPGs gets me number go up and big damage and a game that feels permanently100% complete.
Getting swole provides me with absolutely nothing since nothing I do requires strong muscles and any progress is reset if you take a break.
didn't say anything about that, i said that a game's mechanic affect the audience it will attract
>Sonyfags think working out is onions
Like pottery ain't it?
Story mode is just a means to an end. It's to get you to start working out, not to replace it completely, hence why you have other modes.
Because all the artists are asleep.
Haters gonna fucking hate
I take my laptop to the gym and emulate RPGs all the time while running on a treadmill, using switch joycons to play so I can still freely move my arms.
Time goes by way faster when you're doing something you like, and sometimes that's what it takes to convince people to engage in physical activities that improve their fitness.
Shit, DDR pulled the same shit and worked for a lot of people who were just having fun, but improved their physical condition as an added bonus.
Provides you with endorphines from exercise as well as mental and physical health benefits.
>We're all gonna make it, brahs
>You're sitting in the food court or some other public area
>Suddenly this giga nigga pulls out his switch and a ring and starts working out in front of you
What do you do?
Why are people mad about this? It looks really cool and Fitness Boxing is great. As long as the ring has a decent resistance it will be great.
Fuck just dance for killing DDR
wait, does his leotard really curve down like Cammy's? holy shit that's fucking hot
>Looks cool, can I try?
>Sure bro
They know.
Nergainsgante
That's some next level retardation right here
you don't need to get swole, just fit.
and the point would be to play every once in a while, like setting a schedule 2-3 days a week.
>You have to jog in place to move your character
>Over 40 fitness skills to learn
>Have to do specific movements and exercises to attack
Good lord, as someone who is overweight this made me winded just looking at it. I could probably jog in place for 20 seconds before getting winded and tired. How the fuck will I progress if I can't even move for more than 20 seconds? I will admit though the game actually does look fun and I'm half tempted to buy, though I don't know how much of an actual work out you'll get.
the mean chads on /fit/ told me that aerobics and cardio is for pussies and does nothing and that I should pump iron to get fit.
>tfw snoys sit on there fat ass all day playing their movie """""game"""" while nintenchads gets /fit/
> Zyzz RPG
We're all gonna make it, brahs.
>You didn't bought iceborne
for a moment I thought you meant Dragaux appearing out of nowhere. would worship his pecs and suck his dick
>Gains
Yo!!
My erections get harder and stronger since I keep myself fit. That alone is what keeps me going since I like abusing my onaholes.
Look at overwatch and say this again
Well "used" in the sense his dad bought the thing in the 80s and never used it
What did they mean by the "negative aspects" of getting fit?
>Nins@ys
What the fuck is a Ninsaty?
you'll be able to proggress as you exercise, that's the point
and doing cardio everyday/every other day WILL get you fit.
It is a successful game despite what Yea Forums contrarians think.
Once you get fit, you won’t go back, it feels too good.
Not even in the ego stroking kind of way, I mean it physically feels good. I get a kick out of fucking walking because I feel my muscles contracting.
Pretty much any activity just feels great, and touching your muscles and massaging them while you lie around is fucking orgasmic.
Doesn't sound like a bad idea. It's definitely not aimed at the average Yea Forums user.
Nobody likes a Tyler Durden.
Dont the joycons get sweaty over time?
This. The hardest part of working out isn't actually the working out part, but to stick to a schedule. Once you start and stick to it, then the game has succeeded in its goal.
Cardio is what will get people to notice the benefits the soonest
A word used by a sonyfag trying desperately to cope while people get /fit/
This looks like fun. Might take a look.
t. happily married to an 8/10 qt and have two gorgeous kids together
show me those healthy player numbers then.
I don’t understand how this looks like Wii fit. How exactly are you supposed to work out with this or receive fitness data? Has no one exercised before to know that a ring shaped object is not going to train strength or endurance? Isn’t it more likely that it’s just a weird toy?
is the player supposed to out-gain him and purify him? are we having a posing showdown?
Tell that to /fit/ they hate cardio and aerobics. It's all about pumping iron on that board.
the negative aspect of gym culture, user.
getting fit doesn't really have negative aspect, other than you being healthy
It was an accident shut up
Snoybois have their Kojima walking sim.
Nintendo shows them how to do walking sims right.
Pottery.
Cardio has it's place, nigga. Improves your TDEE allowing you to eat more, improve work capacity, and that can carry over to lifts. Just don't over do it and be careful of doing it on leg days.
You can do it, m8.
Yeah and zyzz is fucking dead
meanwhile pc gets actual games
>TFW don't have a Switch
>Was gonna get the Switch Lite
>Realize that the Switch Lite can't use the docking feature of the OG Switch
>Won't be able to put it on my TV with the Switch Lite
FUCK. I'm not going to exercise on a tiny ass little screen. Guess I'll just have to get the OG Switch instead, but the Lite is such a better model. Better battery life, more sleek and compact, actual d-pad, integrated joy-cons, etc. I suppose I didn't foresee the limitations of the Switch Lite, such as things that require the use of the joy-con, like this Fitness game that NEEDS the joy-cons to play it.
No you gave up on yourself you fat fuck
It was spoken about once that Nintendo is looking how to shove the marriage mechanic from FE Awakening/Fates into Advanced Wars. Depending how you feel about that, you might want Advanced Wars to continue to stay in the ground.
who the fuck cares about them?
Do you listen to Yea Forums's advice on vidya?(If so, don't)
Cardio will make you a lot more healthy than simply pumping iron user.
Do you want to get fit or swole?
For fit, cardio is all good.
For swole, do both cardio and musculation.
>cardio is bad
what is this meme
also my timeline is full of thirsty furries
>cardio and resistance work don’t build strength and endurance
???
That's what I'm thinking. Looking at Dragaux, that's show muscle. You're probably gonna get to him only to have him start tearing like crazy the moment you challenge him.
i cant believe the labo team made the f-zero, pikmin, mother, actual mario games with story, chibi-robo, advance wars, wario land, nintendogs, golden sun, stafy, excitebike and wave racer series. theyre so amazing how'd they get stuck making labo
They don't hate it, they're just tsundere. They openly mock it but they secretly know cardio is good for them and is the foundation for all of their gains.
nooo but I want him to keep his show muscles
>we can get a fucking fitness RPG that has action command-based combat derived from basic calisthenics
>but we can't have a Paper Mario like the first two cause Nintendo doesn't want two Mario RPG franchises
Also where the fuck are the Treehouse people, these actors are creeping me the fuck out. Or at least get Bill Trinen and Doug Bowser doing this shit.
The new switch model has more battery than the lite.
>Wave Racer died for this
The series is called Wave Race, you fake (you) wanting fuck.
from what I heard the battery is the same with the original switch, but the processor is more efficient
...leading to a longer battery life, yes
They fear the exercise
yeah was just adding that point
How the fuck does the nintendo switch measure your pulse?
What monster would choke WFT with a Wiimote?
It looks like you hold your finger on top of the Switch remote, like I guess it has some device in it that can read your pulse.
Yes user, because a gimmick title means somehow the entire system is moot
Because it has to be used as shitposting ammo, the labo posting has grown stale so of course the usual suspects will latch on this instead.
Like what? Year old ps4 ports or emulated nintendo games? PC has no fucking games bro lol. Enjoy the scraps, street rat.
IR sensor bellow your right joy con.
brutal
>or emulated nintendo games
So nintendo games arent games now?
didn't they say the ring con has its own sensors
Did you get a divorce over playing the Wii?
This is.....neat.
Yeah but that's exactly why the lite has better battery life too. The new revision is just a non-lite lite
There are way more advantages to cardio than that. It also builds heart, circulatory, and lung health and strength, and improves circulation. Good cardio before and after lifting actually improves your gains.
Consumer grade batteries haven’t made any notable advances in forever, the only thing you can do is make the battery bigger or make shit use less power.
The lite battery is the same as og switch, they just took out some shit and changed the processor
Get off Twatter, man.
>Is it even possible to speedrun
what is sprinting
But I'm waiting for Dragaux porn
CARDIO SUCKS REEEEEE
>ITT fatties triggered that they won't be able to play a game
This is clearly not for you but it looks pretty good for what it is. You'd have to be a terminal loser to get triggered over something like this. I haven't owned a Nintendo console since the GBA so don't @ me.
I feel the same way about this as Labo.
It's something I'm not personally interested in, but I think it's a really neat and clever thing for what it is trying to be.
Can an IR sensor record pulse though?
It just needs to sense how your finger is pulsing. Phones can check it and it’s how things like oximeters work. Could be interesting, The rehab place I went to used wiifit to help patients work on their balance and shit and it was alright. This looks a lot more fun than that.
Yeah. You know those things they clip at your finger? Same concept. Your phone can also read your pulse.
I thought that was just going to be the sensors to detect how it was squeezed
user no! Think about your circulation!
Jennifer Carpenter?
I'm actually really happy for you nintenbros, you'll finally have a way to get below 30 BMI.
Nintendo Switch Presents: ALL YOU FAT FUCK SALAD DODGERS NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
I'm really creepd out by the male presenter in that video.
Judging from the pic it's from the IR. Could be wrong tho.
Circulate my ass, gains goblin
Look at his (((nose)))
Seriously does this guy work for Nintendo or is he just some bit actor they hired for the commercial?
>those eyes
They're both actors paid to look enthusiastic, he was just super weird about it
no wait you're right
I do wonder what they mean by the ring having sensors
Ah I see.
It looks really great. Reminds me of Medieval Moves for PS Move.
>this is what he spent all his money on instead of feeding me
Dude that's weird.
It's because he's a Jew.
Non Jews have a natural repulsion for Jews.
Am I misunderstanding or are they saying the ring has adjustable resistance?
How does that work, just add more rings to it or what?
Ok, fag.
Can we photoshop the ring in there?
I was wondering the same, but maybe it's just that the game doesn't require you to put that much force into it if you're a weak little babby
the retards are trying to combine the casual audience of pokemon and wiifit no realizing bot audiences are complete different whit complete different needs to attract the casuals
who?
I think it's more like - If you want to work harder, it's less sensitive, so you have to squeeze more.
Someone's going to snap this thing within the first week and the picture/video's going to go viral.
That’s like saying ARMS was an attempt to combine the audiences of wiifit and street fighter.
Or Death Stranding being an attempt to combine those of Resident Evil and American Truck Simulator.
Did it ever occur to you someone making the decisions at nintendo just really likes motion controls and keeps thinking up new ways to use them in games?
Looks more engaging than most fitness games. I’m not about to spend $80 one a one-game peripheral but always looking for more cardio methods that aren’t boring as shit
>doesn't need to equip armor, just has rockhard abs
>This will allow you to “””level up”””
Doggos are so cute
Doubt it, resistance rings are a thing, they’re not made of materials that can snap without putting them in a press.
>All the normalfag comments on the Youtube video
>"But I could just go to a gym durr"
Gyms don't work for everyone, faggots. You know how fucking bored I get at the gym when I go? Even listening to music doesn't help that much, like it helps motivate me but it's boring. At least with this game I can play an RPG, level up, explore, etc. And yeah, people will say I have a low attention span or need something to keep me amused to exercise, but you know what? If it helps then it's already better than the gym ever was for me.
This is b8
The only similarity to pokemon is rpg combat. There's no collecting creatures or anything that makes pokemon unique. It's an RPG with a rail-based overworld and your combat moves are exercises. It's an interesting take on the exergame genre
But there's lots of "fantasy fitness" apps. There's that famous zombie jogging one, off the top of my head.
This is basically just implementing it into the Switch with a peripheral and a game on a screen instead of being a phone thing to just add random context to you jogging a few city blocks.
Join the home gym master race, bro.
It’s amazing, I went from barely managing to go every other day to 5-6 days a week easy.
Cope
>it's not fun unless i pay nintendo money for it
lmao
The ring is a legitimate fitness tool used in pilates, this game is more than just jogging which is what sets it apart
And Nintendo has showed no signs of those. They've said exactly what's included. The game, the leg strap and the single-piece ring-con
REEEE WHERE IS THE PORN
Plus you get to work out naked and admire your growth in the mirror.
This wiifit adventure RPG game costs way less than a home gym and it looks entertaining, I'd say it's the same principal though, you're exercising at home, just not with weights and machines.
>It's not fun unless I pay a gym money for a membership so I can workout, technically I'd be saving money by buying this than going to a gym. How much do you spend on a gym membership each month? $200+ and let's see, I'd spend a total of $80 on this and never pay anything again.
Hmmm which one seems superior in terms of saving money? Not hard to figure out, though I suppose you get more options at the gym so to each their own.
Retards think any game released that’s not their favorite game takes time and money away from their favorite games
it's ok user, it's not your fault to have autism
>I'd spend a total of $80 on this and never pay anything again.
You realize the ring alone doesnt cover all bases and they are planning for more add-ons right down the line?
I want him inside me
>Workout naked
I did consider that as well, though not sure if it's an advantage. I guess working out naked feels better instead of wearing exercise clothing.
Source
>You got autism
Not an argument, so in my mind I'm right since you can't take the time to explain why I'm wrong and you're right.
And my dick is hard
Rent free.
Nah, gyms are cancer.
>enter gym
>change clothes in a room with 50 pairs of stinky shoes
>already considering suicide because of the top 50 pop song 1.5 speed “remix” gym playlist
>walk into gym proper
>old fat dudes in wife beaters sweating all over the equipment without towels of cleaning it off
>retards hogging the racks doing some retarded lightweight good mornings for 40 minutes
>the fat kid hogging the belt while doing curl-tier squats
>that one guy taking all the small plates so he can progressively load from empty bar to working weight in minimal increments and no unracking
>the retards doing assisted pull-ups/dips with weighted vests on and resting in them, soaking them in sweat
>that guy that wants to do pull ups in the rack between your sets
>that thot that pulls 3 benches across the gym so she can sit on one, hold her shit one the second and use the third one for some retarded tiny dumbbell aerobic routine
>the fat people in general
Fuck you Tyler was the shit
*Oats peripheral sold separately
Someone go post this to /fit/ and see how they react.
what is she trying to do - not the squats exercise but the game context
>so in my mind I'm right since you can't take the time to explain why I'm wrong and you're right.
No you're just overcomplicating things so you can justify buying this instead of looking for cheaper and more effective ways to exercise
I imagine the contraption is some sort of slingshot so the squatting is to charge it up somehow?
>gys have fat people trying to improve their physique
wow user what a revelation, you should work for kotaku
A gym is not a cheaper way to exercise, perhaps more effective but certainly isn't cheaper. Home workouts are cheaper, though it depends on how much you want to invest into workout equipment or machines. Treadmills are pricey and most people who have one in their home never use it. Same for exercise bikes.
get a strong center of balance so she can launch herself off the catapult presumably
Slingshot herself, it looks like.
Looks like she’s using the magic resistance ring to draw the bow to catapult herself over the hill.
Can everyone make a moveset for the main character of this game please?
it doesn't look like rubber
actually look at it more, seems to be more like a swing