I remember that day crystal clear. The day that horrific bear reared his ugly head before my fellow brothers. The day allllll the onions men across the world shrieked out in enjoy, semen leaking out of their micropenises and tears leaking from their worthless eyeballs. A pathetic sight indeed. You clamored for your little bear for over 20 years, and here you are. You got it. What a pity to see, a worthless NEET 30something getting excited over a character long forgotten. and still forgotten. My hatred for you unthinking baboons is indescribable. If the lush, blocky landscapes of Minecraft are infinite, so is the seething hatred I feel for you. Yes, I'm seething, because I feel nothing but concern for the future of humanity if this disgusting bear is seen as anything of worth to you filthy nimrods.
The brothers we lost on that day... I'll never forget. The betrayal I felt as one by one, they trickled from the safe haven we called our home. The cult wasn't the same for weeks, with many losing hope. I never gave up. I knew there was a good ending for us. Deep down, you fear this ending too. And I thrive on that fear, I play with it, I pop that fear in my mouth and swish it around in delight. It's only a matter of time.
Minecraft... what a beautiful creation Notch bestowed upon us. A timeless classic, one that has charmed man and woman, young and the old, casual and sweaty tryhard. One that will never be forgotten. Banjo, on the other hand? Well, you'd be lucky to even get to play it. Nintendo isn't interested in getting that shit. Microsoft hardly cares about it other than reminding you that it's their IP. Your game has no future, and you're never getting another one. Your smug grin slowly melts into a pathetic frown as you realize that what I say is true. There will never be another new Banjo. Never. Ever. And all you have left of your horrific bear is a shitty mid tier that you'll play for a few days total before forgetting. You'll never recreate the memories you once had with him. Neither will your childr- oh wait. You're onions men, I forgot. Neither will Tyrone's children. Nope, Banjo will be forgotten, while Minecraft will triumphantly push on, pulverizing any takers that dare challenge its spot as the best selling video game of all time.
While you worms reply to my well thought out thread with smug Banjo reaction images, "epic" HOES MAD copypastas, and whatever else your worthless, unthinking NPC brain can shit out, I'll be sitting here. Waiting. Always. Because he's in, I'll make sure of that. And when the time comes, I will be the greatest Steve main. I will snap all of these onions guzzlers like twigs, both in game and in real life. I will be the one to avenge the fallen.
He's in.
Daniel Anderson
so this isn't the line for the bathroom?
Christian Jackson
Bumping for acknowledgement. Perhaps I will enlgihten some of you disgusting s.oylent gluggers.
Aaron Parker
P.S I love sucking cock
Austin Lopez
A disgusting faker. Choke on semen, Banjoke.
Easton Bailey
It's honestly the best feeling knowing that banjies finally got their character after decades of requests, yet their character is low tier trash. Stevebros, our time is now.
Kevin Anderson
this board just can't let a joke die can it
Anthony Allen
Yes brother, preach it. We'll make Smash 4 Bayonetta look like child's play.
Eli Thompson
*snap*
Zachary Martin
apex cringe
Samuel Thompson
I actually want to gouge your fucking eyes out, but alas, I can not and will not so as to comply with the 4Channel guidelines. You must think of yourself so smart, so wise, so mature because you simply cannot fathom someone wanting a character actually valuable to gaming history in Smash. Vermin. Seek mental help, we all know why you need it.
Nathaniel Harris
Reciting worthless, meaningless words instead of coming up with a equally insightful response. Banjokes never change. I addressed you already, so fuck off now.
Jackson Howard
Steve wouldn't even be so bad. Remember the few days of Tracer shitposting? That's something to absolutely despise. I'd fucking bomb blizzard.
Juan Anderson
Disregard my thread I have autism
Jeremiah Baker
Another faker. Begone, you worthless worm.
Nolan Edwards
Do not pretend to be me, you absolute retard.
Nolan Myers
suffer the consequences of your non-stop shitposting, the meme's dead.
I said this in the last thread you made, and I'll say it here too.
It's cool if he gets in. Now that Banjo is here, I have my never ever, and anyone else that gets added to this game is just more fun content for me. This town's big enough for the 2 of us. Come on in, Steve.
>overrated shitpost Cringe and deconfirmedpilled >cute shota butthole Based and Rockpilled
Luke Anderson
HE'S IN
Ian Murphy
Stop role playing, this is embarrassing.
Ian Clark
I thought by getting into Smash instead of Banjo, the roster would thrive. But you’ve shown me that’s impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
I’m thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this game's roster down to its last atom, and then, create a new one, teeming with characters that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful roster.
In all my years of conquest, party blocking, shitposting, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little franchise... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
Fuck Steve, but fuck Banjo even more. He's the only character who doesn't deserve to be in Smash Bros in my eyes.
Daniel Ramirez
which rule states that you cant gouge peoples eyes out
Andrew Johnson
this is one of the mosrt complex, elaborate and , dare i say it, beatiful steveposts of all time. The fear, the anguish, the hope, all i can really say is HOES MAD
Jacob Phillips
This is now a Fred Flinstone thread. Post some Fred Flinstone
