What the FUCK was his problem?

What the FUCK was his problem?

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nevermind anons i reread what it says. hes angry because kyle said his game sucked.

Blow it out yer ass
-Dick Kickem

Blow it out yer dick
-Nuke Assem

Damn I'm Shit
- Jon St John

Jon St John is almost a better name than Duke Nukem
It sounds fucking badass, but it also sounds half way normal, unlike Nukem

Duke's last name is Newcombe, but in his formative years when he decided he'd stop being a movie nerd and start getting swole, he changed it to Nukem for the cool factor

many names with a "st" in them are bad ass. Derek St Holmes is another example (although these days he looks like a fat fucking beaner)

ITS TIME TO LIVE AGAIN AND CHEW ASS, BUT I'M ALL OUT OF WANG

*I* CHEW WANG AGAIN

Will there ever be a more iconic trio?
FPS characters have no charisma anymore

I've never met a single Kyle who wasn't a giant dickhead

based kyle is the faggotest name ever

uwu

I have balls of bubblegum

Wait is this actual lore? Is his first name actually Duke?

The one I knew did meth and set somebody's house on fire when they were in the hospital with cancer. I have to assume the person was a druggie and got cancer as a result, but it's still a bit fucked up whenever I think about it. He gets out next year

It’s time to chew my balls of bubblegum

But does he like dick niggem?

Isn't the protag of Days Gone called Deacon St John?

Duke Nukem's name wasn't probably meant to sound legitimately badass, more a bit tryhard and farcical. Like a RAMBO even if a John McClane is a perfectly satisfactory name.

that is entirely headcanon

How Rambo sound farcical?

Sounds like somebody named Kyle. Kyle is like a budget version of chad. A shittier version of it

It doesn't