>MONSTER ENERGY
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MONSTER ENERGY
Ethan Morgan
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Parker Fisher
haha us epic boomers am i rite Yea Forums
buy product
Nolan Jackson
>Memes
Angel Lee
Be honest, who is going to walk across that empty field of nothing instead of using the motorcycle
James Turner
Was that a yellow book of meme?
Hudson Garcia
motorcycle is electric you're going to have to walk
Brayden Perez
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Daniel Martinez
yeap, mgs3 was a good game
Eli Hernandez
Oliver Bennett
The DNA of the soul?
Jack Martinez
>monster
>pissing is an ingame mechanic
Can we get kidney stones too?
Colton Richardson
>YAAASSS VIRAL MARKETING GOTY AMIRITE FELLOW BOOMERS
why are millennials like this?
Joseph Nelson
The worst timeline just keeps getting worse.
Colton Cook
*sips*
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Jason Morgan
I love this shit and I never intend on putting an energy drink near my mouth. Coffee is pretty much the most I'll do.
Samuel Rogers
why does death stranding trigger some here so much? It's a pretty inoffensive game
Colton Scott
Monster energy drink have been sponsoring gaming since 2006
Ryan Jackson
buy product get excited for next product
Jose Reyes
>boomer mode activate
god damn thats honestly my aesthetic not gonna lie
Cooper Hughes
Its shit game that is advertised as masterpiece while actually being a game for niche audiences who would want to play courier simulator that is designed like American Truck SImulator.
Ryder Scott
cool story bro
Tyler Young
>90% merchandise
>10% video game
Classic snoy.
Josiah Lewis
Zoomers mad that Boomers can't stop winning.
William Turner
>surprised by this
Kojima was always a ad whore. Only difference now is that it's a western product.
Parker Jenkins
stay mad zoom zoom, i'll be enjoying my boomer merch while autistically having fun exploring the map completing every delivery and finding every landmark
Jacob Phillips
>tfw you realize kojima probably browses Yea Forums
Brayden Williams
>tfw get your monster, sunglass and cap while soaking in an onsen playing the harmonica
Going to be top kino.
Caleb Ramirez
I mean kojima literally said it's not an action game so people expecting something else were really letting themselves down
Ethan Butler
Why is Kojima so obsessed with brands? Is it really even a money thing? Even on twitter he seems to constantly show off his brand name products
Christopher Richardson
>Inoffensive
For better or for worse the title is filled to the brim with things that've stirred trouble in core gaming communities for over a decade, and it's assured millions of sales and countless awards.
Even if Death Stranding turns out to be good by the standards Yea Forums at least would've had 10 years ago, when you'd be making fun of cinematic titles like Heavy Rain or Crystal Bearers, no matter what platform you were backing, there's a decent chance that it's going to convince every dev that AAA story games much worse than it are fine. And if it turns out to be bad, things will be even worse.
Levi Johnson
You can't use the motorcycle forever, and it's also limited by the terrain.
The truck looked fun though
Adam King
There were Doritos and Mountain Dew in Peace Walker.
Nolan Thomas
I still don't even know what this shit is, another energy drink?
Christian Young
>millennials are actually proud to be paypigs
Kevin Foster
>tfw I use to think calorie mate was a fake product
Adrian Fisher
Wtf Acronym is a real brand? It was in Deus Ex HR and MD too.
Easton Smith
Was anyone stupid enough to try calorie mate because of MGS3? Shit tastes like chalk.
Liam Sanders
it is and they sell some /fa/ as fuck threads, unfortunately they're also crazy expensive
Julian Bell
>Not Mango Loco Monster Energy Juice™
I pass.
Hudson Ortiz
I see Dorito pope lubricated some hands for Kojimbo.
Jackson Turner
The Japanese version of Peace Walker also had Mountain Dew and Doritos
Julian Smith
>another energy drink?
Yes
Isaiah Flores
same!
There's just no real reason for me to drink an energy drink... and also I hear it's some strong stuff so I really don't wanna...
Logan Mitchell
see product in thing you like
buy product
get dopamine release
Oliver Gomez
Based
Carter Kelly
probably 2ch's Yea Forums
Joseph Martinez
You can't make a big game without money anons... just a remember
Brayden Campbell
This.
Im bracing for a cameo by Adam Sandler in this. Sony knows whois it's audience.
Charles Perez
Yup. Feels good having so much disposable income you don't have to worry about that shit lil' zoom. I would tell you that one day you'll have money like us but your generation is doomed to live at home and suck the government teet until your parents die.
*sip*
Noah Stewart
the pope has spoken
Jose Brooks
hello kojimbo
Charles Carter
I don't think you should be spending your allowance on toys when you're six figures in student debt user. Should've majored in something other than gender studies!
Wyatt Sanders
That caption is shopped right? Right?
Colton Turner
it's real
Nathan Foster
Don't mind me, just the best Monster coming through.
Robert Collins
James Nguyen
Im gonna unironically buy some monsters to sip when I get this on midnight release.
Asher Davis
Can someone post the yellow DS poster with "The gift are the memes" written on it?
Colton Brown
Austin White
top kek
Jonathan Johnson
Needs the BRIDGES cap.
Chase Hall
>some fantasy futuristic setting
>present time products for god knows what reason
Immersion is overrated anyways. It only works well when it's supposed to give more authentic feel, like in Yakuza.