squid
Squid
Cooper Phillips
Jack Gutierrez
Octos > squid
Ian Gray
Maybe if you're a c-brain
Matthew Lewis
Only pedos like squids
Dominic Jackson
why is it dripping?
Henry Mitchell
Lincoln Clark
Disgusting
Carson White
squid floopers
Eli Carter
Octos are cuter.
Isaac Brown
Absolutely based
Camden Kelly
squid?
Levi Hall
Octo with fro>everything else
Austin Morgan
Dirty squid
Robert Robinson
Smash squid Art is a blessing.
Caleb Cooper
Easton Butler
It’s amazing I would all three of them.
Asher Flores
Octo = Squid
Zachary Kelly
Jayden Diaz
I guess I would all four of them, but I’m inclined towards Zelda and woomy.
Colton Richardson
>All these characters from all sorts of settings
>a kid with a squirt gun
It's cute.
Cameron Diaz
Marie !
Brody Turner
I wish we got splat2 representation in smash as well
fuck it, if Isabelle can somehow be her own fighter, so can Octodaughter
David Torres
Smol veemo
James Bell
I like the idea of my adorable amiibo amusing herself while I’m out or asleep.
Dylan Rodriguez
those squibs are fucking
Lincoln Brooks
Connor Reyes
>bought Switch this summer
>seems like Splatoon 2 is already finished and buying it now feels like a gamble, maybe Splatoon 3's announcement is right around the corner
Feels kinda bad.
Ryder Diaz
>buy Splatoon on launch
>really like it
>take part in first couple of events
>then fall off but keep telling myself I'll get back into it
>never do besides a single match here and there
>Splatoon 2 happens
>tell myself to actually keep up with it
>do exactly the same thing as before
I am actually mad at myself, especially since from what I hear, following 2 post-release was apparently pretty fun.
At least I can play all the qt squid I want in Smash since I'm keeping up with that anyway. She's super fun there too.
Parker Sanders
I'm the same way except I never bought Splatoon 1. I liked the idea but $60 was a pretty steep asking price for a game that (at the time) had relatively limited content. 2 rolls around, I buy it on launch day and burn out after a month or so. A brief day-long reprise for Octo Expansion, then back in hiatus. Only really picked it up again during the final fest, but I still hate myself for missing pretty much the entire game. Kinda sad that I blew my opportunities to play during Splatfests, considering the entire vibe of the game and the discussion surrounding them was so much fun. It hurts even more since Splatoon 3 isn't even on the radar for another 3 years since Nogami's team isn't working on a sequel and they're busy with Animal Crossing.
Hunter Young
That's me. I played the first game, I liked it, and kinda dropped it after a few months. I think because there was not enough content to keep me going (it really needed something other than new weapons and a few new stages), and I was too lazy to boot up the Wii U just for Splatoon. I really liked what I saw with the second game, especially the Octo expansion, but after Wii U, I delayed buying the Switch until it had at least 5 games I knew I have to buy, which is why I bought it after this year's E3. So I ended up missing out on the Splatfests and everything, dunno if it's even worth getting now.
>At least I can play all the qt squid I want in Smash since I'm keeping up with that anyway. She's super fun there too.
Yeah, shit's great. Although I wish it had an Octoling echo, which seems like an obvious idea. Maybe eventually, seems like Sakurai is far from done with Ultimate.
Julian Ward
Woomy = Ngyes = Veemo = Weyyo
John Garcia
Levi Foster
They’re such a sweet couple.
Isaiah Cox
very
Jose Reyes
...
Samuel Nelson
wtf where's my image
Bentley Turner
your a squid now
your a -cosmic being of limitless potential- now
Jayden Richardson
tiny desk octopus, buy 7 today.
John James
shotas > whatever you fags are trying to argue
Gavin Walker
Before purchasing your Pocket Veemo, make sure you read the instruction book for feeding, nourishing, cleaning up after, and loving your pocket veemo.
Carson King
that's an apex predator to pikmin if I ever saw one.
Connor Lopez
If you love shota so much why don't you marry one?
Blake Collins
Aaron Harris
Where is she going?
Ryan Williams
Getting ready for a night out on town.
Logan Price
your date
Parker Carter
I want a veemo gf
Luke Robinson
>look at woomy feet
>really really wish I could touch them
>look at veemo feet
>don't really see them the same way
The Friendship Bracelet is still a blessing though.
Daniel Harris
I wish people would draw the Inklings in their actual size rather than making them so tiny in Smash art.
They are 4'11", not 2'6"
Josiah Cruz
Scaling woomies to be smaller gives them human sized heads, so I can see why. It's just cuter to have them around 3 feet tall and also happens to put them in scale with Nintendo Zappers.
Ethan Lopez
>that butt
I have a MIGHTY NEED.
Joshua Rogers
Samuel Turner
Levi Brown
>lewds never ever
I can’t stand this teasing.
Oliver Williams
I'm gonna need a sauce for that one
Robert Wright
Adam Rogers
Why are squids so silly?
John Foster
begone pedos
Noah Torres
> that photo
No
Christian Hernandez
it's a mystery
Ryan Sanchez
I love Callie!
Aaron Robinson
Squids are silly, but octos are endearingly harder working.
Jeremiah Carter
Friendly reminder that octoniggers lost the race war not once but TWICE
Arguably 3 times if we want to count the Final splatfest
Lincoln Bailey
Just means more opportunities to comfort your Octo.
Joshua White
I wonder what a normal squidkid life is like
Ethan Miller
Hey wait, my octo isn’t a guy.
Lincoln Powell
Pearl is the most precious
Kevin Wright
Probably arguing about clothes and playing turf war all day
William Clark
What foolish creatures.
Isaiah Martinez
Woomy is an apex predator in general. Those fangs are made for shredding flesh.
Mason Fisher
William Jenkins
Only Crusty Sean.
Dylan Thompson
Are you familiar with squids in real life? They're fucking brutal.
Tyler Adams
These are fantasy squid kids, they’re fine.
Kevin Johnson
It also gives them human-sized hands.
Matthew Sanchez
ferocious warriors
Dominic Nelson
Squids in the Splatoon world are basically dumb as rocks but brute forced their way into being the dominant culture of the world. They're still plenty capable of horrific violence if need be, they're just tremendously lazy and dumb.
Matthew Sanchez
They aren't dumb if they could reverse engineer human technology
Evan Brooks
Hell, I could probably take em.
Connor Myers
UH, ALL THE OCTOLINGS OR TEST SUBJECTS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF INKOPOLIS BECAUSE IT'S FOR INKLINGS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE OCTOLINGS GO BACK IN THE BLENDER AGAIN!!!
Gavin Rodriguez
>breaking news: man gets eaten by squidkids reportedly had an erection while it was happening
Oliver Peterson
The playable octos look like inbred human children to me, I don't see the appeal desu
Jace Wilson
would lick clean
John Wood
Oh will you fuck OFF
Landon Thompson
That's actually true. They canonically eat everything - vegetables, fish, birds, Nogami even said that they can eat squids since Inklings evolved above them, and food chain still exists.
They don't eat mammals tho, since mammals don't exist in their world. So no beef, pork or milk.
Isaac Stewart
Adam Hughes
as long as they're giant woomies or me being tiny compared to them
Brayden Ortiz
the world of splatoon is so appealing for just being built on top of ours
Hunter Young
What's in their cereal then
Austin Reed
I wanna date Callie and kiss her a lot.
Aaron Carter
Who knows.
Kayden Torres
food
Michael Hall
Leo Morris
Noah Evans
I love the nighttime stages
Liam Cooper
Is Splatoon 2 worth picking up right now?
Kayden Rogers
yes
Dominic Rivera
Here's a squid too.
Colton Anderson
>squid only has 4 limbs
>snake has 4 limbs too many
why is senran kagura so bad at animals
Jeremiah Lopez
Yeah. Even though the atmosphere for fests were neat and it's a little sad they're done ranked is an infinitely more fun game mode.
Nicholas James
What about aquatic mammals? They certainly haven't died out.
Luke Howard
They eat lesser evolved cephs amd fish all the time
Andrew Cook
That is correct, but I was referring to Anons that forget things like dolphins would still exist long after the extinction of terrestrial mammals due to rising sea levels.
Jose Torres
Yeah. If you already have an online sub for Mario Maker or Smash then you might as well get it since it's one of the few online games that actually has a playerbase.
Austin Rogers
squid kids are so cute! I could just eat them up,
Ian Barnes
Jacob Gray
>due to rising sea levels
octarian propaganda. coastal cities, most of europe, most of india, most of brazil and the irrevelant parts of usa and australia will indeed sink, but there will still be plenty of land to live on even if literally everything melts.
Chase Wilson
What sound are you making with a tenten over mi?
David Barnes
>the apex humans return
>they eat all the squids
>squids return to the bottom of the food chain
how depressing it must be to be a squid.
Jeremiah Smith
Humans wouldn't even stand a chance. The squid's idea of "fun" it to savagely murder each other in their Inksports games.
Tyler Peterson
And humans' idea of fun is to nuke each other and then the Antarctic.
David Butler
Inklings are superior tho. They can shapeshift and move at incredible speeds when in their ink, their only weakness is water. Without technology, humans don't stand a chance.
Christopher Long
im used to getting odd liquids on me.
imagine becoming an urban legend amongst the squids. There will be reports of you robbing squid graves for their squiddy flesh. Then a security video of you squidnapping squids. then fear will be in the hearts of all the squid world. only one, heheh. tempress can stop you. that beautiful marie can stop you with her beautiful voice. it would be like beauty and the beast. then you will get to cuk all the squids of their favorite idol.
Landon Martin
inklings can kill you by tickling you to death
James Lee
Jaxon Young
>im used to getting odd liquids on me.
Don't underestimate squids. These kids are fucking hardcore.
Grayson Fisher
same
John Russell
>not "inkredible" speeds
Ya blew it.