KOJIMBO IS ON

>we're gonna have to do that over and over and over and over again
All my fears are converging

death stranding is looking fucking great niggers you can't deny this

DS looks boring as fuck.
Kojima is a hack.

this game is either going to be great or a total piece of shit. no middle ground

>Kojima said months ago that Sam is a blue collar worker
>He's just some guy
>He isn't special
>Told you the game is about connecting, not just fighting
>He delivers exactly what he said he was gonna deliver
>Yea Forums hipsters and posers bitching

So have you guys always been into fake outrage culture or is this just another one of those epic "ironic shitposts"? Kojima told you all, months ago, that this was what he was planning all along. Have you not kept up or are you feigning ignorance on purpose to shitpost?

Suck my cock, I wanna make deliveries and have fun it.

where is the gameplay

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Reminder that if you are shitposting about DS, you are actually, literally pathetic.

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it looks like a walking simulator

I bet there ends up being 'puzzles' of how to get to places depending on the equipment you have.

>sony paid tens of millions for this

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BOOMERS REPORT

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REMINDER: SPINTIRES BUT WITH PEOPLE

A hikkimori unironically. That's why he called UPS.

so can this guy speak japanese or what?

RUCKING SIMULATOR
BACK TO BOOTCAMP LADS

WHO SNEED HERE?!?

>the map is supposed to be america
yeah is gonna be small as fuck if walking is the only shit

Also fuck this dialogue it takes ages.

Which will be a bigger disappointment: DS or Cyberpunk

trash tech demo game
another kojima scam

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source

if you were straight you'd understand

>MONSTER ENERGY DRINK CONSUMED

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>getting excited to walk in a barren world
Honestly what the fuck is wrong you literal cultists?

Where's Sakura Wars? Unless this whole presentation is the Kojima hour.

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cyberpunk

Who is this Miran guy?

What else has been presented so far? I've been out

This shitty game makes me believe Caramels memes. This looks like a fake game

>dumb European thinks America is small

Fucking christ, it's all walking and walking gadgets so far WTF is this game?

>walk around

>deliver boxes

>press L2 to balance

walking and delivery sim

>t. Pleb

Both will be great, and seeing Yea Forums trying to damage control about it and desperately shitting on it while repeating to themselves that both flopped is going to be part of the experience.
Yea Forums lost all credibility to me when people here unironically ate up Mass Effect 2.

Boomerkino AND the ultimate walking simulator
Yea Forums zoomers will seethe about this for fucking months.

I won't play this game due to the horror elements but I think this walking simulator shit is pretty amazing, unironically.

WHY IS IT IN ENGLISH?! AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT, YOU ASIAN FUCKS

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It looks like an even shittier botw desu

>ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!
>sugoi!

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He's at tgs?

walking
lots of walking

Its RE2 all over again

You have a motorcycle, but The Crew did a full America map but shrunk it down but its still a fucking massive map. If you took that map, and made walking one of the only consistent options because of rugged terrain, the map would feel fucking immense.

Thanks john-san!

oh you can make permanent ladders in the game world for other players, thats pretty cool

Reminder to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to ladders

sega's stream

BOOMER SIMULATOR GOTY

>you can see paths and use other ladders
Online kino

Oh you see how other people traveled?

>literally seen sam riding on a fucking motorcycle

>it looks sooo boring! where's the coins? where's mario?!

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>look guys you can see what other players did

great now im walkign on landscape full of rocks and ladders

This girl has crazy hair

PRESS CIRCLE TO STAND

>PRESS SQUARE TO MASSAGE SHOULDERS

So they basically copied messages/ghosts from Souls games only more useful?

FUCK! Thank you user.

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>UNGH YOU HAVE TO WALK? THIS IS A BABY'S TOY!
You guys sound like retards

daichi miura

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Ok how does this look good to you ?

Yeah you can put down ladders online

Some recent convention in America I think in Arizona. That's a death metal idol group, who did the theme song of the new onechanbara.

>just crossing a river and climbing mountains make your feet bleed
Rough as fuck. Deliverymen need more pay.

KOJIMA FUCKING WON BROS

Is this a video game?

Hey, it's a pretentius walking simulator

It's fine if you think DS looks good, but if you genuinely, even for a fucking second, think Kojima is "creating a new genre" like he said he is, you're a fucking lunatic and actual cultist member.

>BABYSITTING THE GAME

we can do some unruly shit if we cooperate with those ladders i bet

I am so fucking unhype right now. This is like the opposite of mgsv trailers. This looks so fucking boring.

>1 LIKE RECEIVED FROM BB
KOJIMA YOU MADMAN

If you think this game isnt going to be as comfy as Animal Crossing i hope you shit your self tonight.

driving games have shit graphics because you zoom past everything at 300kph
if you stop and look around in the Crew it all looks like trash and wouldn't pass in a walking simulator

>Sam is literally snufkin

Why is he so blue?

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ok so what is the baby for?

Kojima has lost his mind

>energy drink, box delivery simulator 2k19

>the abby is fucking chao that you need to take care
why make this kindof annoying mechanics

I UNDERSTAND NOW
THATS WHAT THE HACK SAID ABOUT CONECT AND THE ROPE

THE PLAYERS MAKE BRIDGES FOR OTHERS PLAYERS

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the Harmonica song was the song from that trailer we got in april

YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

yeah all that great Souls platforming

Based zoomer poster

Kojima is a HACK

>sipping monster
>playing a harmonica
>babysitting
I'm thinking it's kino, lads.

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HAHAHA VERY FUNNY KOJIMA
now wheres the fucking game

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Funny that Yea Forums says this when the MGSV hype threads you made felt like a goddamn cult.
MGSV having no plot was an act of karma towards Yea Forums

>daichi miura
BREAK DE ICE BREAK DE ICE BREAK DE ICE YEAH

why are japanese women so obnoxious
try way too hard to be cute
>waaaah
>sugoiiiii
>AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
he fucking repels down a rope and she orgasms, chill the fuck out

>just get to chill and relax
Comfiest game ever.

this is just Stalker with no guns

HIGH IMPACT HARMONICA ACTION

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
why?

>dude le boomer meme xdd
fuck you kojima

>gameplay

So this is the power of ps4 exclusives... damn.....

>running around a huge empty grassy field as a USPS worker

imagine playing this while high

LOOKS LIKE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

Please someone kill him live. End this horror once and for all.

Good thing cutscenes are free on youtube because holy shit.

>yo listen up, here's the story

HEY

Anyone else terrified for Koji that this is gonna flop

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It's unironically great

>new game genre
>its just walking connect the dots sim

I hope you do have fun, each their own

Wouldn't it be funny if that happened haha...

she is being paid to act excited. she does not give a shit about video games.

>real time sleeping
oh great, you need to sleep like in real 8 hours.

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>sipping monster
>playing a harmonica
>babysitting
>I'm thinking it's kino, lads.

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Like dark souls messages but bridges? Wait isn't that what they used them for in the crystal caves ?

>have to pay for PS+ just to use other people's ladders and see their pee pee shrooms

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I will be good when we can MOD it on PC when the COMPLETED version is released.

HEY
VERY NICE LADDER TOM-SAN

Yes, we know Yea Forums only cares about plots in videogames.
After all, this is the place that unironically thinks MGS is good.

she literally gets paid for doing that, first time watching a japanese show?

What is the budget for this movie?

Does Kojima own a home or does he live in hotels and his office unironically

>Good thing cutscenes are free on youtube because holy shit.

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>follow someone's ladder
>it actually goes somewhere dangerous
Thanks guys.

he is literally walking around and delivering boxes

how low are your standards

KONAMI WAS RIGHT

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hehehe.

Looks boring, i am scared guys.

>I posted a wojack, that will show them!

>John-san's lost item
Oh no, how ominous.

Well the gameplay looks boring as fuck rather watch paint dry. Faggot.

Anything notable been shown yet? And I mean in TGS in general? I just woke up.

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Of what, of a videogame being shit?
Get a fucking life, autismo.

fucking jak from jak and daxter icon out of nowhere

So far this is entirely what I predicted the game would be.
Hilarious.

so I guess today is the overview of game mechanics and tomorrow is more action orientated gameplay?

>you can make deliveries for other Amazon postmen

DELIVERY

SIMULATOR

this is the social strand system

i need source on those elves

>paying $60 for a sleep and walk simulator

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>that meoty as fuck map
how the fuck does it look even emptier than botw?

it will. screencap this.

faggot.

Someone's gonna write NIGGER with lockers

i wonder how yongyea will react when this game sucks, will his whole world come crashing down around him?

So, what is everyone sippin' on right now? Am sippin' Lemonade Brisk.

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SPERM AND EGGS

It's like something you'd dream about. Crazy shit. How did Kojima come up with this?

i actually forgot ps+ was a thing because i haven't used my ps4 in so long. i haven't renewed it since 2017. kinda just lost interest if i need to pay to see the game's unique feature.

DS confirmed GOAT

where's the pw song during the ui

you can drink monster energy drinks in this game

>jak

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>radio in the middle of a fucking plain

I DONT SPEAK MOON RUNES SOMEONE TRANSLATE IT LIVE

I legit fear for this game's sales now
It's gonna be 90% this (just like MGSV) and 10% cutscenes that may or may not end abruptly, just like MGSV

You don't care about gameplay.
It's why MGS redditors only talked about the plot, which is utter garbage.
You only need the plot of a B-movie to make Yea Forums happy.
No wonder TLOU and MGS2 are considered the pinnacle of videogame storytelling.

I actually fell asleep this is so fucking boring.

Kojima just knows how to do comfy.

SPERM REFUELED

One of those boxes said it was sperm and eggs.

>product placement is good!!
The absolute state of Kojimadrones

so we agree konami was right?

Lvl 2 radio

KINOOOO

At least there's some 80s Jpop in there

>I posted a wojack, that will show them!

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KOJIMA JUST CONFIRMED TRUMP MAKES A CAMEO

Honestly? I'm starting to like the game now.

It looks comfy and kino as fuck.

SPERM AND EGGS

>its ACTUALLY a walking sim
Holy shit I thought we were all just jesting....

i will setup a steam and translate only if I get 10 yous.

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Is the radio/audio thing another social strand thing?

THICC

it looks confy
NOT SIXTY BUCKS CONFY
lilke 20 or 30 max.

>Aid: Sperm and Eggs

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just how much walking are they editing out?

It's something new? A game to go full boomer-mode and just chill while delivering packages while traveling america sounds pretty fun in it's own way. If I want to kill some motherfuckers non-stop I have thousands of other games to play.

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Good.
MGSV did storytelling right, it just needed to get rid of the cutscenes and relegate everything to tapes.
Cutscenes have no place in videogames, it's the equivalent of putting walls of text randomly throughout a movie.

>Literally the exact same game as BotW, but with futuristic realism
Nice try falseflagging nintendie

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this desu

Can you even taste his cock anymore since it's so far down your throat.

admit it Yea Forums, it looks pretty fucking /comfy/ if i sayso myself

in b4 all the songs kojima shares on twitter was in the game

SKATEBOARDING

>you can be boomer Hawk
You just know

Does enough people peeing on one spot make a radio?

yo, they're showing that off today?

OOH WE FAST BOI

It was the new Skate the whole time

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SO HERE I AM

Riding that thing actually looks pretty fun

here comes the gameplay faggots

What the fuck is up with Kojima? The presentation looks boring as hell and he keeps explaining how you can change cargo and equipment. He can't be serious.

Jet Island did it better

mans gotta eat

TONY HAWK CONFIRMED

o shit combat

that hoverboard looked pretty cool

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KOJIMA COPIED BOTW
SHIELD SKATEBOARD

Not really, I hated MGS and I celebrated it's death.
Most cancerous franchise in videogame history.

>you can ride the floating trolley
Yeah, I'm thinking this is goty.

those animations are super janky

>Cutscenes have no place in videogames, it's the equivalent of putting walls of text randomly throughout a movie.

I actually really like this analogy.

>need to drink monster energy drinks in game and in real life to keep from falling asleep
because the gameplay is so fucking boring

poetry

Actually just MGSV reimagined

What the hell was that animation

Press X to execute
yikes

ARE YOU HAPPY Yea Forums? THERES YOUR FUCKING STEALTH ACTION

>that janky ass animation while binding
what

WTF WAS THAT ANIMATION

>strand is actually a weapon
What a twist

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

Atleast I can play as Big Noss

>chat disabled
Oh no no no no.

so you can attack enemy post offices and steal their packages

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What other games have been showed off so far?

lads, gameplay after 35 min . also
>That animation
holy shit

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gotta be honest Yea Forums
I like it

NIGGA JUST CHOKED HIM WITH A FUCKING RAPPEL LINE

...

That takedown animation was not good

So basically its a social media game, where crossing a map is impossible alone so you rely on other people to ease the path for each other. I will admit that it sounds interesting but it looks plain and boring.

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>Unlock postbox

I'm fucking dieing here this is amazing

>Open world skating
If you could add your own ramps, half pipes, quarterpipes, etc. and they would stay persistently I would buy Death Stranding just for skateboarding

he probably has a penthouse in Azabu

Chat has been disabled since the stream ended 6 hours ago.

WHY IS HE CARRYING SHIT

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

whys he running so slow. even bb ran faster than him

Oh man everyone in this thread getting BTFO

>Mail thief's

This is a BOTW rip off
Kojima is a hack

>you can throw cases like hitman
Damn.

death stranding is about a boomer post banging out to some jrock tunes. slaming down monsters and stealing other posties stuff.

GOTY

>running fast enough to catch up to a moving vehicle
lool

THAT CLIPPING THE CAR SEAT

Anyone else think that the menu looks clunky as fuck?

people are excited for this

>this combat
i fucking knww this wouldnt live to expectations but holy shit.

SAM IS THE T-1000 DID YOU SEE HIM CHASE AFTER THAT CAR

Because sprinting deplates your stamina.

This looks fucking greta.

lmao did he just run up to the truck and stop it in its tracks

literally mgv

>Most cancerous franchise in videogame history.

I think Mario has that honor

The point of the game is to deliver things retard.

Death Stranding is the ultimate pleb filter
only real gamers will play and like it

GOTY

animations are jank

this guy is faster than a car

So...it's Metal Gear Solid 5?

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>speedu shoesa

his monster energy drink meter must be low

WHAT A SHITTY JUMP HAHAHAHAHA

That dai jumpu, holy shit.

>This whole "Delivering Pizzas in the Hood" Section.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!>!>!

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>50 mins of gameplay
>still nothing has been shown

KOJIMBO

>HURR DURR IT'S A WALKING SIMULAT--

Rate this kino out of 10 Yea Forums

>this jump

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Remind me to never ever get hyped for anything ever. Fucking hell.

post smug sachiko

same as horizon zero dawn its the engine

Got back from the Sega stream... It's not good. How's Kojima do bros?

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NO FUCKING WAY HE SHOULD OF MADE THAT JUMP

>MGSV-lite stealth combined with comfy traversing the world as an actual challenge isntead of boring stretches in the way of objectives

Yeah I'm thinking this is gonna be fun as fuck.

I mean i like MGS 5's gameplay but it seems to be literally just that lol

>literally just running around
I stand corrected. Not a walking, but a running simulator.

he has leg augments equipped

Except not tied to the garbage lore of MGS, so it's an improvement.

That was cool.

game looks bad lol
wtf is kojima doing

Is this dude Captain America?

He has an exoskeleton thing for his legs

>those clunky ass animations
>that shitty framerate
>literally the MGSV camps

that jank as fuck animation

lmaoing at the seething nintentards saying shit like
>wow that animation #sux!
>wow look at it clipping LOL

actual retards, stay mad

You mean you don’t want to be extremely comfy walking through America? Destroying and trolling structures made by Reddit fags?

If you guys didnt speedwatch this
you would listen to him saying he got a speed skeleton legs

>that fucking jump
what fucking shitty physics engine is thi?

>bing bing wahoo stealing postal packages simulator
I rike it

Walking sim/empty land /10

>shit tier animations
>barely any gameplay
>nonsensical shit all over
So this is the power of kojimadrones and snoyniggers...

Why are japanese so fucking annoying when they laugh and get excited?
Even in anime, it's not as annoying as them IRL

MY LEGS ARE OKAY

scamming sony

>can build bridges with his stupid ladder
>just jumps over the fucking chasm
ok

>monster drinking, deliveryman, like simulator

>Juden
is Hideo an imperialist//.

>John leaves you a charger in the middle of the mountains
Thanks John.

predss a to jomp

Why won't this shitty stream let you go back earlier?

He has cyber shoes on

He was wearing an exoskeleton something something in his legs. Didn't you see what Kojima hacked prior to that part?

Monster Energy drinks, Bola guns and throw packages of sperm at faggots.
Great fucking stuff.

>it's MGSV 2
Glorious, based entirely on the only good game that Kojima has ever made, and it will make Yea Forums mad af.

Should have held out for PS5 hardware... Graphics look like shit.

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he's got robo legs equipped dummy

This may be the worst game I've ever seen hyped up. Wow.

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kill ALL fags

i don't speech japanese you fucking weeb.

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Man the online features look great but I'm not paying for PS+, guess I'll wait for PC.

The amount of trannies seething in this thread
lmao
get fugged cybertrannies

>livestream
>going back
on
a
live
stream

he drank a monster tho

he literally said he's using an exo skeleton, that enhances speed and jumping

kojima sounds like way more of a nasally bitch than i expected

>punches air to pick up things

Oh man Yea Forums is getting even more BTFO right now. Get fucked naysayyers

Oh shit, the boxes can actually follow you.
Why not do that from the beginning

>rain
It's time boys.

He meant the animation, which looks janky.

Guys look I fixed it!

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>escapes by jumping over a hole
What, do they not use that speed skeleton or whatever? Why did the have them in storage then?

The draw distance is ass

What did he mean by this?

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its not america it looks like fucking iceland

this is going to make bank but it will be dumped fast as fuck.

Honestly it looks decent enough. Its exactly what I expected

KINO

>literally just mgsv but somehow worse

okay thanks kojima

BOSS IT'S THE SKULLS

So you do all of this and for little story or sidestory payoff? Lame

Some live streams in YT have that functionality user

Because you're watching a live event where japs are in their super respectful/mannered voices, where over acting about something being good is showing respect to the creator.

Other live streams have allowed it on youtube.

kek

>nonsensical shit all over
such as?

So this is the demo before the 50 min trailer, right?

Much better

>doesn't know about the time rain

EEEEEEEEHHHHH OOOOOOOHH

EEEEEEEEEEH
OOOOOOOH
WAAAAAH

Why are you retards even here

From screaming walking sim to guns, melee and vehicles now they have nothing.

fucking kek

>It's bad when Nintendo does it

you actually can, in fact i just rewind MLB stream just to see the home run few hours ago

Really doubt anyone but Rockstar would want to have their game set on this.

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>you can just shoot them
kek how unexpected

Starting to see why they hid gameplay for so long now.

Fuck this looks bad.

>EEEEEEEEH?!
>OOOOOOOOOH
>NEEEEEEEEEEE

I wanna stop watching but I can’t turn away, I can’t believe this is it

>over acting about something being good is showing respect to the creator.
Seriously doubting their average IQ is this is how they "respect" the creators.

>metal gear deadly premonition

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Didn't work out very well

lel Yea Forums posters btfo

HAYAI
>suddenly sludge rape people send you to the shadow realm
wtf

What does my post have to do with that? He just ran up to the door of the truck and it stopped completely.

Oh boy, boss fight.

What is Kojima-san talking about?

based

Absolute kino

>a dog chases you, the mailman
this is pure kino

Further proofs that IQ is bullshit user

Im not watching

Is it really that bad?

where are the guns

oh fuck

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>turns into monster hunter

>an actual boss fight
Okay its better than MGSV already

it's the same reason they always exclaim how good their food is and slurp their noodles

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Reusing dino robot animations from Horizon

Inariya

Holy shit, didn't even notice. All those throwables.

You actually want to try and believe Yea Forums?

HE'S LEFT THE SPERM AND EGGS ON THE GROUND

Kino is back on the menu boys

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He is throwing grenades at a giant lion boss fight. It's fucking awesome.

spam grenade to win

needs to have 2 one more than mgsv to be better

that fucking sub 10 framerate

based retard

This game looks fucking kino, why'd kojimbo wait so long to show gameplay?

>super jump
based

B-BUT Yea Forums TOLD ME IT WAS A WALKING SIMULATOR

No, if you liked MGSV's gameplay it looks like a somewhat simplified version of that but with a few new extra components.
Yea Forums is just seething as usual .

That explain it but it's still retarded as fuck

this is a game of peace

>slow mo on the enmies so you can dodge
i was expecting the enviroment to have more part into the game like a better version of mgsv but overall everything looks so basic.
Not bad but unimpressive

Yes I let Yea Forums decide all my decisions and opinions

based

Kojima said this is a mob, the weakest of these things.

Very likely, actually. It looks like a good game but I find its mass appeal very questionable. Too much micro management and too much time spent walking for normies. Plus, with the setting and story seeming a bit abstract it seems like it's gonna be more of a cult hit. I'd like to see it do well, though.

>It sunk the fucking building
well shit.

wtf is up with that FPS and these animations?

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Wow this looks fucking terrible.

>you can tell Yea Forums is seething even harder for each passing minutes of the demo
based kojimbo

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still better than BOTW

This is kino, Yea Forums BTFO

how the fuck can he jump so far

THE LION SHOOTS LASER HOLY FUCK

>kojimadrones are defending this trash
Yea Forums is really fucking dead

Yea Forums getting blown the fuck every single minute that passes/. The game is kino

>entire area suddenly filled with fluid physics for a random encounter in an open world game
the fuck is this wizardry

hes right though its on the same engine

It's a PS4 game.

So uh, what's after this. And what was revealed the last two days?

can you only hurt it with grenades?

>you can get help from other people
Dare I say kino?

Why is the game blinking?

>72%
what? there is no way that statistic is correct, considering that 97.7% of the population identifies as heterosexual.

>need to offload shit to survive against mobs of dudes and BTs
>need to go back for it to complete missions
The system of carrying important shit and offloading it to survive could be a cool gameplay changeup

EEEEEEEEEEEEH
ONII-CHAN BAKA HENTAI

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I love the aesthetic and atmosphere but i don't know about the gameplay

He's probably playing on the turbo easy mode he announced

I don’t even know what to think beyond the fact that I wish I got ZOE3

why is that thing so fucking slow

Who the fuck are those white dudes?

seriously. how haven't people learned from MGSV? this is going to be almost exactly the same but more retarded with worse gameplay

Cyber shoes you moron. Are you even watching properly.

>White man giving out free shit
Is Sam half black>?

NOOOOOO JUST ADMIT ITS BAD

JUST ADMIT IT Yea Forums VIDEO GAMES ARE BAD THEY ALL SUCK

You can equip exoskeletons

based retard

Why is so much shit in English? Is it the English version of the game? And if so, why? Is Kojima trying to make hikki nerds learn the language of the West?

Wait he wasn't playing this whole time?

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>HITORI JANAI
Kino

WOJACK JUST SHOWED UP TO HELP SAM IN THE BOSS FIGHT
WOJACK CONFIRMED

so strand system is basically dark soul right?

god this looks very unimpressive and unengaging
pathetic fps sure doesn't help as well

>can stun BTs
>can kill BTs
Dropped

Strands

>Trusting Yea Forums
Just watch it later faggot

what the fuck is the white dude who throws you shit and snaps with a camera
truly kino

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this looks like fucking trash

Is this game considered mpreg?

>you ask for help from the friends you made along the way
holy shit

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>You can cheer your bro's on during their bossfight

Kino

he has a speed exoskeleton which they already said multiple times

fps drops/animations are bad for a final product

pls fix

other players online
they're basically white phantoms that give you items for likes

Because MGSV is the only decent thing Kojima's ever made?
The rest were just shitty movie games.

Ive cleared horizon 4 times probably spent around 200 hours and those are very similar animations almost indentical

kek

nanomachines

nipfags what the fuck is that white thing?

so it's basically metal gear solid meets dark souls

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Shut up ESL retard

Looks like garbage, wish we got Silent Hills instead

Othe players. If you ask for help. It's like Dark Souls but useful.

The PS5 is like $200 and 6 years old nigga

This fight is boring, this creature is kinda cool.
I don't know what to think.

>Little monster detector turns into a hand and wave good bye to dead enemies
cute

monster energy drink

Wojack

Mate you are talking about Kojimbo here, the biggest westaboo there is.

>ripoff dark souls online elements
>call it a new genre

wow amazing gameplay too btw he ran around and then the boss died

this

lads
I promise I'm not a kojima anti, in fact I hope he succeeds, but is this game really a full escort mission but with items instead??

This actually looks boring as shit. I was considering getting the game but it looks so uninteresting. Weird shit happens and then grey goop appears and more weird shit happens then spooky grey ghosts appear then more grey goop does stuff.

so the game is:

>walking sim

>boss fight

>walk more, deliver things

?

Looks like shit, wish we got a sequel to his Simpsons game.

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fucking time travelers

>+100 likes
>Literally built in social media mechanic

The absolute madman

Shit taste. MGSV was bland and repetitive.

MGSV has some of the worst gameplay in the series though.

>another comfy feature
>onsen
Kinojima

>Kojima said the lion boss is small fry

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>you thorw grenades at it and shoot it
i was expecting more interesting shit to be honest

the creature is cool but the battle was boring.

keep playing your 144hz minecraft and csgo while the adults play real game pc faggot

>all these resetera shills doing damage control

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Kill yourself braindead zoomer

Gook lady doesn't change her facial expression for minutes...
also this game looks shit.

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Kojima speaks clearly and is easy to understand. I like him even more.

ONSEN

>UM I DONT GET IT YOU DELIVER ITEMS? YOU WALK AROUND?
Where have you fags been?

Hot Springs? Comfy as fuck!

The game will only work for me if it has a lot of those bosses and it plays like shadow of collosus kind of game. If there is less than 10 of this bosses, its hard pass from me.

BATHING SIMULATOR

Is..... Is... that piss????

sony always wins baby

Sorry, 6 years old in two months.

okay that got me

that's the typical trope in every japanese comic, the power of nakamas

Truly this game is the bane of Yea Forumstendogaf then

>onsen
based as fuck this game can't stop winning

BATH TIME

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Kojimbo huge dick

ONSEN DESU NE

Its just a tesselated plane and some flowmaps generated on the fly. Im more curious how it works in mountain areas than anything.

Postal service simulator with black goo bad guys

Kojima's bulge is pretty evident in them tight jeans.

>Switch to Japanese dub
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????
>SO DESS KAAAAAAAA???????

Dubbed:

>"Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub!"
>"do you even lift bro ;^)? (only weebs from Yea Forums would play shit lmao)"

>Play game on English
>Character picks up an item
>WOW SUCH ITEM, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

>Enable English audio
>"OOohhhh FUck Fuck fuck fuck, FUCK YES BABY, RIGHT THERE, OOOOoooo, Yes you motherfucker, Harder. HARDER. FUUUUUCK FUCK."
>NOW CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN

>Put it back to Japanese
>It now sounds like sex is the most painful thing in existence
>EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *shifts gears* YYEEEEEE EEEEEEE
[deja vu intensifies]

>Play Xenoblade
>intro
>OY THERE MATE FIVE BONG TO MIDDAY GUVNA
>HAW HAW ITS ROIN TIME IM REALLY FEELIN IT GUVENA BLAWSSUM DAWNCE HAW HAW TEA TIME

>Australian voice actor
>AYE AYE COBBA WANNA MEAT PIE FOOTY HOW BOUT THAT ONE AYE A HAHAHA

>options
>turn language to japanese

Aaaaaaaah. That hits the spot.

>Set to Russian
>The camera man starts to get involved in the scene too

>Set to Russian
>fight breaks out between the pornstars
>camera man gets involved
COPE FAGGOT

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>bath simulator

>paid hype shill is hype
shocking

This turned my hype into anti-hype. This is fucking horrible. Why the fuck did sony give this retard money? Starting to think he really had nothing to do with metal gear success.

LITERALLY BATHING IN SHIT

JUST LIKE YOU PLAYING THIS MOVIEGAME

I like her hair. It is CUTE

>water looks like jello

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Sam living that homeless life, nigga bathing in a puddle. A fucking mud puddle. The fuck is this game bros

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KOJIMBO FUCKING WON

ba ban ban ban ban ban

i have ps4 you fucking, that shit 300$, stop sucking kojima/sony dick you fucking NPC.

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SHIT BATH|ING SIMULATOR
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

And the previous ones were a combination of endless cutscenes I couldn't care about since the plot is trash, and the worst stealth gameplay in the genre.

As opposed to the games that unironically have a top down camera in a stealth game?
A decision so retarded, that they had to literally tell you where guards are and their vision cone?

There's onsen now
Why is Kojima so based
Literally the comfiest game ever that STILL manages to have action-packed fast-paced components so it's not just boring.

I can't believe there are people who is saying that this game looks good. How brainwashed can someone be?

>bonding with your BB
Kojima I see what you're doing

>raising a baby as well
Are Kojima and Abe in it together too?

Does anyone really not think this game isn't pure kino. Honestly looks great.

IMAGINE BUYING THIS "GAME"

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>hot springs
It's just an excuse to show Norman naked, isn't it

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Basically Souls-style messages left behind by other players, except you can attach items.

BABABABABABAN

what?

What?

its the evangelion tang

it will only work for me if encoutners are common and variety
if its the same shitty ass monster every time then he can fuck off. But still looks like delivery walking is the mian part of the game and that worries me

What a stupid bathing song

YOU CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

he looks so excited lol

resetera doesn't like this game?

seething toddlers posting in this thread how does it feel having only ports and shitty games you dont even buy on your shitty handheld?

I can't believe there are people who is saying this game looks bad. How contrarian can someone be?

>WOOOHHHH!!!
>WAAAHHHH!!!
>EEEEHHH!!!
>SUGOOOIII!!!
Why?

kojima has never made a bad game, get fucked nerds.

oh boy, time for more walking

WHERE ARE ALL THE TREES

Based Kojima

You fucking seething cunts are hilarious. You all just got BTFO out.

Yea Forums would like death stranding if that were true.

I'm gonna pee in the onsen and you cant stop me

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>Yea Forums in this thread

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it's set in america

Sorry, I can't stand cutscenes in videogames.
They were acceptable in the past, but they are an outdated storytelling method in videogames.
Tell your stories through gameplay or don't.
And if you are going to fill the game with cutscenes, at least make sure the story isn't the kind of schlock I can find from straight to DVD Steven Seagal movies.

>not wanting to travel with your baby, going on adventures and fucking up spiritual monsters

Now i know why the board is shit

I am impressed at how many areas seem to be visually unique. The map must be fucking huge

>someone can just leave you a whole bike
Haha what the fuck? Are deliverymen rich?

uninteresting is different from bad.

Are you sure you aren't the contrarian? Or are you just a 16 yo fanboy?

jokes on you we can ride bike

They don't have a playstation.

Does anyone understand gameplay?

>kojima has never made a game
ftfy

New bread please

>Xcucks and Konami shills at maximum cope

BIKE EH

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>b-but walking simulator

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Sticky when?

Nintentoddlers get them all the time.

Can you go to Florida?

>that they had to literally tell you where guards are and their vision cone?
Play on a harder difficulty faggot.

Some sweet 20 FPS going on right now

But they're so cheap now?

>staying up to watch something that you hate, whining the whole time
Explain yourselves, retards

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>bike slower than sprinting speed

>"This one's for you" = ありがとう
okay

Apologize!

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holy shit if you can actually make bridges like that the game world is gonna look insane after a few months of people placing shit everywhere

>build bridges
>get likes

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Do they give you a proper third person camera, instead of the retarded top down one that's focused entirely on your character, not letting you see what's like 10 feet ahead?

It's shilling for a childrens toy, user

It's 9am I just woke up

This looks fun

America has a shitload of trees

>motorbyke
Again, BOTW did it first
Kojima just stole ideas from other open worlds and he think he invented a new genre

wanted to be surprisde
surprised i wasnt

You need to travel across america. In the meantime you pick up and deliver packages. You fight enemies and black goo monsters along the way.

You also take care of your weird fetus

Where are the waifus?

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WOW I thought it would be LIVE but the footage is actually pre recorded...
did you see that transition when he got on to the bike and wasn't at the bridge yet? transition and he is miles further right at the bridge...such BS.

This board is poor as hell.

>WITCHER VISION
OH NO NO NO NO

>everyone lives in the same timezone as me
god i hate yanks

>rip off dark souls ideas
>say it's a new genre
amazing

shut in people dont save user

STANDING

ON THE EDGE

OF A GRASSY FIELD

Send Mr Hiyakawa my regards

>user liked this: amazon delivery edition

sorry the best dev in the industry left your shitty company lol

Sprinting probably wears out your shoes faster and you have limited pairs that you have to carry so it's probably way better overall.

>Sam has White Men giving free stuff
>Just stole a fucking bike
I'm telling you, he's half black. The guys that chased him earlier are trying to put a mask on him. All black people in the future have to have masks on. ITS THE LAW>

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sorry this is a trans free game

>I can't believe someone has a different opinion than me
NPC

That map custom point bullshit is actually pretty neat

I think that even children would get pissed off by this, until they're mature enough to be wagecucks

>BOTW was the first open world game to have motorcycles

lmao
This is what nintendocucks actually believe

Jesus why can't anyone make a stylized, fantastical game with scale like this?

japs always get some eye candy girl for demos and shit like this who just says OOOOOOOOOOOO SUGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE every 2 seconds so everyone watching thinks it's good

you ARE going to "like" helpful anons signs and ladders RIGHT Yea Forums?, it would be rude not to!

It's Red Dead again all just long-ass unncecessary mundane animations you do over and over again as chores

>tumblr
>SU image
Okay dude, now go back to Yea Forums

>IT LOOKS SO B-BORING! HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE THIS?! IT'S NOT EVEN ON SWITCH!

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this actually looks

You know, I'm okay with walking stimulator open world if the environments look beautiful and/or interesting.
But DS environments are just plain boring to look at

what was he thinking!?

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How cynical can you possibly be? It does look good. Literally fucking post your favorite game, retard.

I am heading to bed. Worst 9/11 ever.

that requires work, is easier to set everything as a plain rock with rgass

NEW

This is like double the MGSV levels of travelling from point to point.. except it's really open world now

the fps makes me sick

FFXV tried it and look what we got

MAn the vistas are gorgeous in this

wah muh switch

You live in a wasteland in ruins, full of black creatures and guys in suits who are out to kill you while you are trying to do a tedious job that only benefits the government.
It's clearly an alergory of life in the US.

>Likes awarded
What is this shit? Who's going to care about getting likes in a video game?

this isn't a nintendo direct

I know right.

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Do you not know that the camera changes when you hug a wall or no?

you like anything that is remotely female. just have sex for once but unironically.

>COPE FAGGOT
>points out PS4 either has an incredible small playerbase as less then 3 % of the population makes out 72% of the playerbase or they are full of marketing shit for browny points
what?

If you can actually explore that port, I am impressed.

Nice 10 meter draw distance

Holy fuck this part actually looks kino

this looks awful

NEW thread

>you like anything that is remotely female
You don't?

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>show a monster fight
neat
>goes back to walking
god dammit, we get it we have to keep walking
show something good

I like how his feet glitch into the ground lol

You see that grass? You can walk on it

>That poor framerate in open empty terrain

Who coded this piece of shit

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Damn this world seems to be huge

Yes.
Or you can just give me a proper camera system.
Even Kojima new this was garbage because he dropped with with the subsistence version of MGS3.

So its pretty much a Dark Souls version of Yoshi's Island?

this looks like everything i hate about phantom pain at once, huge empty world with nothing to do between action setpieces

those manly arms scare me and I don't know what's with that wound, also her legs could kill me, also her face is ugly as fuck.
Nope.jpg I will pass and rather cuddle with my cute Asian gf that actually does look female and doesn't need any make up at all because she is beautiful.
Really western girls age like shit, Asians do not need make up, if an Asian does need make up then something is clearly fishy there.

fuck you faggots for making me get remotely hyped for this game. none of you know shit

Guerrilla Games

and empty

I wonder how she smells like

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NOOOO IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

F
rest in peace Hackjima

nips don't have BO

Those eyes, those black soulless eyes.

>It's fucking boring

Lmao bravo

COMBO

I'll admit, I'm a nintendo fanboy and this thread not getting stickied like with the Nintendo directs and such is quite bullshit.

it's Fucking NOTHING

It looks amazing, actually.

It truly was 49 minutes, Kojima is based and a confirmed master of comfy

I don't get it, you walk and then you shower and take a shit?
Woahhhhhhh

Looks good.

UGLY 3DPD WHORe
they couldn't have sprung for anyone cuter?

I came too late, what did I missed?

Every one of Sam's bodily fluids can be used as a weapon. He made a grenade that slows the BTs down using his shower water. I shit you not.

i think i'll buy it when it comes to PC

They gonna show live gameplay the day after tomorrow.

walking and running

gameplay like a simpler but more open mgsv

between here, like 5 discords and 2 other forums this is the only place i'm seeing negative reactions

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norman reedus running and being naked

Taking a bath

nice webm do you mind if i save it

Anything else?

MONSTAH DURINKU
Kojima getting sponsored by Monster like with Apple and MGS4?

they also showed some combat, vehicles, and a mini boss fight.

>still no sticky for the most kino game of the year from the man who already revolutionized gaming once

Faggot ass nintencel mods.

you are a retard

MINI BOSSU FIGHTU
Was it any good?

I was going to say I hope this shit flops, but at this point I think it’s a given. Not even Kojimdrones can save this game. It’s literally nothing but walking and carrying shit.

drone

It's true, my girlfriend is Japanese she doesn't wear deodorant and has no body odour at all.
In fact according to her nobody wears deodorant but nobody smells bad. Finding deodorant was ridiculously hard, I had it hit up a couple Matsumoto's