PLAYSTATION TGS LIVE 2019

They're just looping all these trailers.

Ape Escape 4 when?

>the playstation tgs live stream is literally just them playing trailers that have already been shown elsewhere

what the fuck is wrong w/ this company?

You guys bought anything off the steam sale?

FINALLY a real game

Finally a game for the PlayStation audience

>Sports

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People still buy PES?

What are the chance they announce new hardware? Not PS5 but different console and controller variants?

SPORTS!

0 chance

JEEP is my favorite team

PES and fifa have always been PES visuals, FIFA more play

WHEN IS THE LIVE GAMEPLAY DEMONSTRATION OF DEATH STRANDING?

Fucks sake I don't about these old trailers

Lewandowski is the GOAT Messi and Cristiano can suck his dick

SPACE CHANNEL BASED BASED BASED

are you honestly expecting reveals in a fucking pre-show for a niche gaming conference only japs care about?

are people this fucking dumb?

maybe their saving all their shit for ps5? i dont man, seems like if they do have anything to show, their too early in development to show. Not like xbox has any exclusives anyway so they don't even have to try so hard.

Nice game

Based Konami dabbing on EA by taking Juventus license which prevent EA using Ronaldo on the cover

I've always had a crush on Ulala

Like, almost zero, my guy

FEEL THE POWER OF ONIONS

Bad dancing
Its a killer

Yeah but do they still sell enough to warrant sequels? I guess they do if they keep making them but pes hasn't been relevant since 09.

*not actual gameplay

Why are montages so annoying now

how the fuck do you even steal football licenses from EA? I thought pachinko wasn't doing well?

>youtube.com/watch?v=l0ypz-sj6KY
>dead by daylight cash-in
>not even refined or smooth like RE2

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I FUCKING HATE JEWS
THEY RUIN EVERYTHING

>no sticky
>dead thread

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Sooo what did they showed?

For ALL the players.

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all western games now

They both bring in millions garunteed dude.

a youtube trailer playlist

>all these games
>no time to play them
Damn, is there a worse feel

>THOSE TITS

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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too fucking big

Love who ever you want!

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>the biggest conference in Japan, which is the 2nd worldwide video game market
>niche
You sure are coping.

This won't get censored because it's multiplat

Holy shit kinolands sounds amazing in Japanese. Why isn't that an option?

BAD
ASS

Happened before

burdurrand dree

leak: randy bobandy himself is in BL3

>Lilith's JP VA

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THEY CERSORED THAT

>borderlands literally comes out tomorrow

holy shit how did I forget?!

Omg Fortnite!!

>blands 3
>fortnite

japs love this shit

WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

When does the live gameplay start?

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Alright is it just me or does anyone else like fortnite?

Based

What is this portal rip off

Play it proud gamers

45 minutes

Some of the outfits are based like in paladins

Wait for the repack

SOUL

Ok so this is so boring that i started googles best selling games by the year in Japan and in 2018 Call of Duty was the 9th best selling game of the year which suprised me. I thought FPS games were not popular over there at all.

>minerpack
no

Cope harder. Japan is largely irrelevant. The fact that they're showing old trailers in their pre-show speaks to this.

I'm right. Suck my dick.

Hideo Kojima, the literal genius, the modern equivalent of Elon Musk, the man behind the Metal Gear franchise, the Castlevania franchise, the Silent Hill franchise, and the Souls franchise is making his magnum opus on a blank check from Sony and no publisher restrictions, and you all have the GALL to call him a hack? How absolutely disgraceful. Mongrels.

i doubt you could even imagine it

>this music
So good already. Don't know what game this is, but I'll pick up the soundtrack.

Based

dilate

holy fuck Deemo remake? If anyone doesn't know what this is it's a damn good rythm game on mobile.

is this fucking pasta?

>literally a music game
Oh never mind, kek. Got me good Deemo.

HOLY FUCK A NEW DEEMO ALICE LOOKS SO CUTE FUCK I HOPE THIS COMES OUT FOR SWITCH I DON'T WANT TO BUY A PS4 JUST FOR THIS FUCK

have sex

Bloodborne VR remake when?

>the JOOST

instant buy

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is this daugtherfu simulator? Looks comfy but also spooky.

>quadraplegic with a loli slave simulator
nice

Last Labyrinth looks great

what'd i miss

what have I missed

will we see anything from Ueda? literally don't give a fuck about anything else.

I see the Kino hour already started.

that which commanded the skies

>this vr game

>those fail scenes

anons if you hate gore and saw don't play this game. it's fucking crazy gory. A mix of silent hill the room, saw, and lolis

>kinopunk in Japanese
Now we're in the real feels.

Already seen all these trailers. Wake me up when something new happens.

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OMG gta5 dlc

>Cyberpunk in Japanese

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Live Jav on stage
with Shinzo Abe came out and said have sex nerds

CYBERTRANNY OH MY GAWD YAAAASSSSSS

So, if Keanu Reevs is so good, why isn't he in Kojimbo game? Checkmate Keanufags!

kojimbo's game in 9 minutes

Now I'm like 3x more interested.

woo naruto

As I had predicted, an imbecile such as yourself has come along, and like the rest of this appalling board, instead of proposing an actual argument you go "BAIT BAIT PASTA PASTA WAAAAAHHH I'M A RETARD". You aren't even worthy of being in the same world as Kojima.

one piece is out
the act two of wano is over

LOOK AT THEM TITTIES

Did I miss the Death Stranding gameplay?

MGSV didn't make as much as TW3

user thats just Fairy Tail

>captcha: Bridges

Kino hour has risen

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT FAIRY TA-

>sees tits

IWAE
SHONEN

is fairy tale even a good anime?

I'll be up in 9 minutes then, user; thank you

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No

What the fuck. Io sounds a lot deeper than I thought. I thought she would sound higher pitched.

Anime dark souls

The best aside from the fanservice (ugh)

Yes

shes mommyfu, so no

code vein looks bad

I POOOPED MY PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT MOOOODS STICKY MOOODS MOOODS!!!!!!! I POOPED MOOOOODDSS CLEAN MY POOPIE PICK IT UP!!! PICK UP MY POOPY (MY STINKY POOPY) PICK IT UPP!!!!

I don't know how the fuck Fairy Tale got an actual RPG game over One Piece or why it took so long to likely just ripoff DQ/FF and just slap on an anime IP.

weeb souls will probably be trash but i'll still play it

praystation foor

This is a surprise to me. Haven't been following lately after all.

BASED BASED BASED BASED

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Anyone else hyped for code vein?

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It is very generic and don't expect interesting abilities or world building.

There better be some fucking Elden Ring this time

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Was Keanu Reevs in TW3? NO! double checkmeito Keanufags!

Death Stranding in 5 minutes right?

Why do Sony's Japanese streams and announcements have so much more soul than their western counterparts?
They're the only company that is so vastly different in both east and west it's mind blowing.

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>tons of amazing games coming out
>can't get them all
Yeah, but probably going to lose out against my getting Atelier Ryza and Borderlands 3.

God it preordered

It looks less like shit now, the delays helped.

?

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PRAY PRAYSTATION

That used to be the go-to model for anime games, FotNS and Rayearth both have JRPGs on SNES
market got bored of turn based shit though

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

I doubt you could even imagine it.

yeeee

It's just a psplus ad

>Borderlands 3
>amazing
You're joking right?

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Toro Inoue on the Doko Demo Issyo Wiki. Toro Inoue (井上トロ), also known as the Sony Cat in English, is the official mascot for PlayStation in Japan, and a playable character in PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

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what is the Atelier Franchise like, I know of it but i dont know how it plays. Atelier Ryza has my interest piqued

Not even a little bit. Too many games coming out to give a shit about jank anime souls. A character creator isn't enough to sell a game.

Is gundam even good anymore?

no

Not for over a decade.

2 minutes?

Little Nightmares was pretty decent, hopefully this is cool too.

its not on the list don't get your hopes up bud

Gundam is Japanese Call of Duty, it used to be good but they keep buying it out of force of habit.

sd gundam is cute

>literally nothing but a walking sim
what did snoy mean by this Yea Forums?

and the music, visual design, and voice announcer are all more happy, upbeat, and just all round better than the English ads

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

When does the show start?

There are puzzles in LN, if that's what you're referring to. Oddworld would be a walking sim to you shitposters.

Is it time?

HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

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HABBENING

She really dies if you screw up? The trailer show blades but I didn't think they'd go that far.

THE TIME HAS COME

I'm sorry, I just like to shoot shit and get really cool stuff. Skill based games are too hard for me and I know Code Vein will be that even if it has waifu.
About the cooling item making game ever. You get to make items, make them better, then use them. Also the art style is really nice, the music is especially. The game themselves are relatively comfy. It's basically like a JRPG except you actually have to use your potions. Although now that I think about it. Ryza is a lot different than all the previous entries, so I don't know really for that. It's ATB now.

KOJIIIMMAAAA

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>ywn plunge inside this thing

>and get really cool stuff.
So why are you interested in Borderlands 3

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS TIME KOJIMA DRONES

*cough*
PUREISUTAISHON

pissing simulator

I haven't played a more recent title but think Recettear with a crafting system, ie you balance a set amount of time between getting materials by dungeon diving and expend time to make shit, do gay things with your abusive high impact sexually violent lesbian friends, and also build shit in newer games so you can meet a specific quota or something

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>this music
oh noo

ITS JAPANESE

I WAITED FOR SO LONG

yeah it;s gory as shit, dunno why they didn't show deaths or at least blood.

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Is there gameplay happening

MY EARS

I'm interested in it because I played BL2 for $5 and the subtle gun changes were cool and all the different types were nice. It was also maximum satisfaction when you get crit + elemental damage. The comedy is also cool for me unlike Yea Forums. I like claptrap and actually was bothered there wasn't as much of him as expected.

BURIJITTO

>Using the inferior vocalized version of the song
Game is going to be trash

Why these whitepipo speaking japanese and shiet

WHY DID THEY USE THE VOCAL VERSION FOR JAPANESE SO ATROCIOUS
>captcha bridges

is action finally gonna be shown?

Japanese is such an annoying Language

Build Fighters was unironically good and the closest thing to G in years but the director got sniped for heroaca and the sequels were garbage

IT'S HAPPENING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>The comedy is also cool for me unlike Yea Forums

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>tfw anal beads for hair

Japanese presenters are so lively than American presenters.

PURAYSTAYHSUN DES

The only reason to watch Fairy Tail is for the fanservice, even the movie prooved that with the dance scene.

Those twintails have to wigs right?

death stranding hype

HAIR

>half the crowd is EOP retards who can't even clap
That's gotta be pretty depressing.

TALES OF ARISE GAMEPLAY REEEEEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS TRASH

I WAN TO MATING PRESS THE MC, I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!! (I DO I DO!!!!)

>no hype
What the fuck Japan

>not even audience is excited
kek

No, pure Japanese girl genes

HOLY SHIT IT'S HIDEO AND HIS BROTHER KOJIMA

KOJIMA! But where is Hideo?

OUR GOD HAS ARRIVED

DEATHU STRANDU
that's english, such a horrible language. we should all speak finnish instead

RUSE KRUISJIMA

HES HERE

DEV STANDING

FAnservice is the worst thing about anime

We would be calling it cringe if it was a western presenter tho

Jimbo is here

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there he is

my dad

Someone post the bloody webm before I piss meself

DEV STARVING

here comes the hack

KIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIDEO

Is this Hideo or Kojima?
I don't speak japanese.

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Viewer count just went way up

>yfw you know Japanese and know what Kojima is saying
Who else big brain here?

WHERE'S HIS TRANSLATOR?

I never thought Kojima sounded like that. He sounded different when he spoke english

>mfw I understand some of what they are saying from watching anime

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BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
>BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
>BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
>BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
>BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE
BRUCE WILLIS CONFIRMED TO BE BACKSTAGE

I wish I knew bugspeak

I heard Hideo from the girl

So, why are any of you excited for another Kojima game after the trainwreck that was MGSV? Are you masochists?

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Kojumbo looks much more comfortable at jap stage.

>Nobody claps or cheers

what the fuck does nobody like kojima there?

Kojima
Hideo is still in the states

Subarashi?

>Promised Hideo.
>Kojima shows up.

Fuck this shit.

Because the game was designed with Japanese voices in mind, EOP scum.

Nigga the next hour is going to be his, you aint here for any other reason

he was sick sorry

HMMMM

based "hmmMMMmmm" poster

where are the english captions?

He's too close to gaijins

Because I've been waiting for MGS to be over with for ages and like his other actual games

Japs show zero interest in DS

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>tfw get to speak three languages as a finnswede
how does it feel languagelets? finnish, swedish and english, feels good to be trilingual

Japanese crowds are respectful, so they don't make any noise or express any emotion until asked like good drones

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STURANDO GAEMU

right here
*unzips dick*

>strand geimu

Reminder that the clock is FUCKING TICKING COME ON SHOW GAMEPLAY SCORE SUM FOKIN GOALS

what the fuck is a strand game

You don't need a big brain for Japanese, you just need the willpower to study a bit every day.

and yet it stars all western actors voiced by their actual selves?

Talking about the apocalyptica song, it sounds way better with no vocals.

>japanese use very limited vocabulary
>you can understand very basic common sayings
where's our citizenship?

Do you think they give a fuck about us filthy gaijins?

What do his speech patterns say about his personality?

he said "UI"

what about the UI is he saying

>wow you showed this game in 2016 isn't that neat
>yeah I did it was pretty cool right?
Imagine that conversation but it's 5 minutes long of grating enthusiasm

If we knew Japanese, I bet we would finally understand what strand system meant

yeah

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why do they keep saying hi to each other?

anyone speak chinese and can translate?

If you told me this Asian woman was a highly-advanced Robot, I would believe you.

Gameplay wiff guns. Simple as.

>study for hours a day
>only to learn to read and speak a language you will only use for videogames and anime

pathetic

The sexual tension is palpable.

>Don't look at the items because those are spoilers.
ok

he just said it will be on pc 6 months after launch

Half of them aren't even voiced by themselves in English.

Dank.

Wait what this is live gameplay and not a pre-recording?

look at that bulge

they keep saying "Hmmmmmmmmm"
I guess they are hungry to show us footage

That's a nice bulge, for a japanese person

Kojima fucked her mouth while pulling those twintails before this

WHERES THE GAME

Time to go to the sex couch.

They are gonna play an edited pre-recorded gameplay video.

where the fuck is the 49 minute trailer??????

PRAY GAEMU

Do Nips do anything to their hair to make is look like that or do they just have perfect hair by default?

WILL KOJIMA CALL DEADMAN A NIGGER?

how the fuck is kojima only 56 years old?

Nah, they've cut out bits and pieces to try and not spoil too much.

kojima wearing a polo

hes all casual wear when hes in japan

HI

I can speak Japanese now.

part of social strand

Couldnt stop staring at Kojima's cock in this jeans

>gaemprayu sessionu vol 1

So far what kojimbo has said

>Will be starting an online session
>hiding items because spoilters
>60 minutes gameplay
>he will be playing
>will rush through asap
>midgame

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you heard wrong user he said its ps4 exclusive

>all japanese

I am out

>no subs
What the fuck Kojima

He's a lot more charismatic in front of Japs

you expect Revived Kojima to use pre-rendered footage for his new game? The fuck?

THE MOVIE BEGINS

LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Japanese are friendly as fuck
HI!
HI!
HI!

It's all like that.

He's talking about the language. The cut scenes will be in Japanese, but the game play and UI will be in English.

Is this the briefing trailer or the new one?

>its in japanese

are you fOR REAL

Those pits, my god

g o t d a m n kojimbo talks so fucking fast

Anybody know where i can find an English version of the stream

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE TRAILER IS MOONSPEAK TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>45 minutes only big brains understand
Wew

What did you expect?

wait, is this gameplay or a movie? because it looks like real life!

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Hideo Kojima is known to be THE most hung guy in video games, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed jap presenter's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with hideo barely able to force it past the knob, and the jap girl moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on hideos throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

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>gameplay demo
>starts w/ cutscene

can't make this shit up

Comfy music
Is ludwig still in?

BATOU PLS

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>The fucking stage show bitch is talking in the background
moooooooooooo

FUTURE CROCS

>zero gameplay so far

we MGS4 now

I know but they also take good care of themselves, so I don't know if there's any product involved or it just comes out like that straight out the shower with a comb/brushie only.

BRAVO NOLAN

this is snake's japanese voice actor

it's in my head because i know what they're saying.

>N man

WAS THAT THE FUCKING GIRL FROM PT

featuring cobra

>music starts and finish out of nowhere
what a weird editing

The Japanese are just not spastic fucks who clap at everything like Americans.

looks like it

The braids are just extensions, they're basically ribbons

It's also much easier to style a wig/attachments to look the way you want since you don't need a mirror
t. Dated a bpd cosplayer for almost 4 years

>capital knot city

INDOOR AREAS

>capital KNOT city
OWO
OWO
OWO

>Kojima tells everyone he'll show off more gameplay at GamesCon
>Doesn't say in what languages
THE RUSE MASTER STRIKES AGAIN

Go fuck youself with those pewdiekike memes

Japanese Sam sounds so familiar who the fuck is it

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>walk 2 seconds

>cutscene

IT IS LITERALLY MGS4

I can't even imagine how seething EOPs are right now.

HE'S PLAYING ONLINE

KEEP NOTE OF THIS BROS

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Even Kojima was commenting about the audience's lack of enthusiasm.

lore terminals confirmed

they're playing on a PC
fucking confirmed faggot

Knot City

>Gets stomped out by Raiden, Snake and Boss

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>capital knot city

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why does it blink in 3rd person?

nigga I was talking about kojeems, but non-meme girl hair applies too

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whenever they said "edge knot" i thought it was "edgenaught" and now i think thats an even better name and doesnt at all relate to furries.

Me

Its tokyo game show, what did you expect. English version later probably

>This MGSV UI
I hope it's not the fucking same endless chores

WAIT IT's FUCKIN SETO KAIBA

theres something about being able to print guns mentioned

LOL the 3D map they meant to put in MGSV.

MOTHERFUCKING BOXES

>all that weight
Oh baby Kojima doesn't hold back

MORE

>Black people in the future have to wear masks.
I hate being black so much.

He's probably got a stylist

DELIVERY TIME!

Akio Otsuka, Snake's japanese voice.

AMAZON DELIVERY SIM

>477672181
set up a steam and translate it live

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Holy shit we can carry ALL the boxes

WAHT THE FUCK ARE THEY SAYING ARRRRGH

Most recent vidya role of that guy was Genichirou in Sekiro.

This is literally MGSV what the fuck

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>look at all these wasted wight

Sam is a big guy

He's pretty strong.

Its a game about delivering shit, what do you think?

good

is kojima fucking that girl backstage too

>have to balance the weight

Batou from GITS, also snake

AAA Outward

He was my example but I'm talking about the average person but ya know what faget aboutit

Diablo inventory management in 3d

DOOR 2 DOOR SALESMAN

Kojima you're a fucking hack

See these boxes? You can carry them!

>Sisyphus simulator

>Snake hides inside boxes
>Sam carries boxes
>Snake starts with "S"
>Sam starts with "S"

WHAT

DOES

IT

MEAN

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WHAT THE FUCK
THIS ARE MOSTLY MGSV'S FOUNDATIONS

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>you can be a spas who tries to delivery everything at once
Kino

anyone who speaks ramen noodles, have any idea what he's saying?

UPS sim lol

Will Norman get gains from all that lifting?

literally amazon delivery simulator

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It's just MGSV with cargo. Wow revolutionary.

No, this is MGS5.

So THIS is the power of Amazon Prime...

I sense an autism in this game that only few people like Kojima can produce. it's impressive.

>balancing weight
oh my fucking god, this is already annoying

You have to balance with L and R as you walk.

THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING MGSV WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

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Use a namefag in these threads

i know theres no true multiplayer but the idea of running around with no boxes and just sprinting around knocking other people off balance sounds fucking hilarious

Please tell me these frame drops are just from the stream

my sides

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>Anyone else hyped for code vein?
The two most important things in a game like that and they fucked it up, level design and feedback.

Movement is floaty and janky and even the big weapons don't feel like they have weight behind them.
Level design is on par with a PS2 JRPG, just an area you go through. Amateurishly designed.

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Arranging how much shit you want to carry seems really fun. Only casuals need healing items, after all.

Want me to set up a steam and translate it for you bros?

Yes?
It's obvious that DS is just him trying to do the open world right instead of what he did with MGSV.

Holy shit that open world looks amazing
You can see over the bridge and all the way into the fog

BALANCED

Drug mule gameplay

>literally MGSV where 90% of the map is empty and lifeless
Bravo Kojimbo.

EMPTY

Sugoi

Christ, whats with the framerate.

>These boxes are heavy

Jesus christ

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>you have to balance weight

LMAO WHAT

can konami sue kojima for copy and pasting TPP like this

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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUGOI

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Is this framerate choppy or what

didn't play MGSV what are the comparisons?

I can see this being something I would do too in order to complete as many quests as possible.

>That Asian girl over hyping yelling cool every now and then

>boomer wear
>not even a sun

This looks fucking terrible who the fuck gave this man money?

By that logic they can sue anyone who has ever made an open world game.
God, you Yea Forumsedditors are such spastic reactionaries with this game.

yes, please

The menu
the lifeless open world

FORD THE RIVER

interrupting conversation is the japanese way unironically

Identical UI. Literally copy and pasted from MGSV.

so is this all you do? stick a bunch of boxes on yourself and run around the empty wasteland to deliver them? is there even vehicles?
at least you can piss!

Downgrade in full effect

Its that awful water texture from Horizon Zero Dawn

Why wouldnt you just have an all terrain vehicle instead of walking everywhere?

Colors tell you about terrain and how likely you are to fall and break equipment.

is this a joke

lmao

THE ULTIMATE WALKING SIMULATOR 2019

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Map is basically the same, as with equipping menu.

looks libre BOTW on managing stamina...less fun or intersting tough.

can norman drown?

ok, when are the spooky monsters appearing?

MGSV, actually finished edition?

>We Bird Box now

paddling CONFIRMED

it's yoshi's island ripoff

>DUDE WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO IN THIS GAME?!
You guys are retarded

>is there even vehicles?
So basically, you are complaining about the game when you didn't even watch the trailers?

>UPS simulator

Yong ye is already kinda doing it. u good

>Nothing's happening: The Game

>crossing a river was that difficult
>even have to rest
Now this is kino.

attracts homo demons

ahahahahaha, so this is what happens when he doesn't have a handler to make things good

That's how they do it in JP presentations. Not even joking.

literally walking simulator to end all walking simulators

Because it attracts enemies obviously?

>Babysitter the simulator

Yep just gonna watch cutscenes on youtube this looks boring as fuck.

>box balancing simulator

YOU FUCKING HACK

Is this the ultimate C O M F Y video game?

I'm beginning to think this guy's defrauded Sony out of millions.

>HE ACTUALLY DRINKS BOOMER ENERGY

death stranding another kojima scam
mgsv's missions were monotonous and repetitive too

>press button to catch breath
FOR GOD SAKE

>monster energy drink consumed

YOU CAN DRINK MONSTER GOTY CONFIRMED

You also have to evade invisible ghost aliens and enemy soldiers.

I'll do it if enough anons want it, like 10 yous to let me know that people wil watch it, it's a hassle so I wander if you all are interested or not in me making a stream and translating what kojimbo is saying.

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OFFICIAL COLLABORATION WITH MONSTER
SIPS TIME

>monsta
No way did he actually drink monster

imagine not knowing japanese in 2019

>CATCH BREATH
>MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

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TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WILL BE THE BEST WALKING SIMULATOR EVER!!!

MONSTER ENERGY DRINK CONSUMED

Is that seriously Monster product placement?

>Kojima Finishing any game

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NOO KOJIMA

WHY ARE YOU MAKING LITERAL WALKING SIMULATORS LOOK FUN

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>monster energy drink
Wat

YEP, SNATCHER WAS A GOOD GAME

>monster energy drink consumed

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ACTUAL BOOMER CORE HOLY SHIT LOL

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Make things good you mean movies with 70 minute long cutscenes and 5 minutes of gameplay in between?
MGS is trash, this game is bount to be better entirely because it's not a shitty MGS.

YOU CAN SIP MONSTER WHILE YOU SHAKE BB OH FUCK BOOMERS WE'RE IN

What is he delivering, bros?

>That flying monster
>Skip ahead

KOJIMAAAAA

Literal high budget Amazon prime simulator. It appeals to my autism I aint gonna lie.

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BOOMER GAME

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This has to be a joke. This can't be the actual game

>monster
he fucking knows

so death stranding is literally a rucking simulator? fuck off.

BASED REEDUS, BASED KOJIMA

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MONSTER

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HAHAHAHAHA NEXT LEVEL WALKING SIM

this is just a walking simulator for fuck sake's, you're just an amazon courier

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MONSTA

MONSTER ZERO ULTRA AAAAA

OMG GUYS KOJIMA PUT IN THAT REFERENCE FOR US

You know we are so do it lad

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gay tech demo game

>MGSV ends up unfinished
>that means every single game he's ever made is unfinished
I forgot that the reactionary attitude of Yea Forumseddit increases to Reddit levels the moment streams are happening.

the ultimate pleb filter

>Yea Forums already seething

based

just walk

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do it

Prime Boomercore, thanks Kojima and Hideo

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Why did he kill MG.....

All right well after the various gameplay videos we've seen so far, this game looks like fucking shit. Time for bed.

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhh?!?

>MGS 2

There is obviously going to be combat like we saw in the earlier trailers, but hiking is most going to be 70% of the gameplay time.

MGS is amazing if you skip the videos .

Why does this game piss off you retards so much?

kojima making a literal walking simulator after years of Yea Forums spazzing out about walking simulators is kino in itself

Is this fucking real? The most boring hiking simulator I've ever seen. Kojima is trolling, right?

So who do you think will be 'Musician'?
My guess is either keanu or the joose

WOW A LADDER

Guys? I thought this was a game? What the fuck is this?

The game looks fun, the equipment management mechanic looks great. The graphics look colorful and nice. Why is Yea Forums so cynical?

Because MGS is one of the worst franchises in videogame history and is only liked by pseuds who think the story is 2deep4u while saying that the dialogue being retarded is a big part of it.

This game is maximum comfy and the environments look great. Better than any other game.

>YO THIS LOOKS COMFY AF!!!

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new thread

This may be the worst game I've ever seen . Wow

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CONAN

where's GEOFF?

If you're under 30 you shouldn't be allowed to buy play game.

I beat MG1 and am not playing the 2nd game. Then I will do MGS.

>implying empty world
there's gonna be so many fucking secrets in this game, people will be finding them for years

2001
>kojima cant just make us play this blonde faggot!!! give me snake!!!!!!

2019
>kojima cant just make a literal walking simulator with monster product placement, give me fucking action stealth!!!!!

he's so based

>we never get to go into any settlement
This makes me really sad

Absolutely this it looks relaxing and fun with occasional nerve-wracking horror elements.

do it, but dont translate word for word that would be impossible. just say general ideas about what they are talking about

BOTW unironically did mountain climbing better. This looks boring as fuck.

>enviroments
>s
>plural
every enviroments looks the fucking same, some rocky shit with moss

WOW A SHEIKAH SLATE

WHO THE FCK IS THAT

I don’t even care about the story
I loved the gameplay

STOCK ENGINE TEST ENVIRONMENT
>STOCK ENGINE TEST ENVIRONMENT
STOCK ENGINE TEST ENVIRONMENT
>STOCK ENGINE TEST ENVIRONMENT

yikes. screencapped.

>suddenly speaking Japanese instead of English
What

And then all you have are the worst stealth mechanics ever made.
Even a fucking walking simulator would be better than MGS.

Don't bother, MGS is terrible.

THIS GAME MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

I'VE BEEN ONBOARD BECAUSE KOJIMA BUT DEATH STRANDING HAS NO FRIGGIN PURPOSE

WHERE IS THE PLOT? WHERE IS THE FIGHTIN'?

REEEEEEEEEEE

I mean this seems to be most likely going to be the same so idk what you mean

i am literally in tears reading these posts about Monster and kojima btfo'ing Yea Forums with the ultimate walking sim

im fucking crying in laughter, i love this website

I have always wanted to walk across tundra and shit but I weigh 400 pounds I'd probably die if I tried in real life

is that Jacky Chan?

This is one of the best games i've seen. Wow.

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Is the map the entire US?

>WHERE IS THE PLOT? WHERE IS THE FIGHTIN'?
It doesn't have any, and that's how it should be.
Storytelling has no place in videogames.

>video games should be about tedious walking and hiking instead

i let my friends fart next to me

who the fuck is john-san?

Just woke up did anything interesting happen besides climbing mountains?

United Cities of America.

Norman drank Monster

You can use other people's ladders and "like" them. Truly the Twitter experience.

They should be about gameplay.
Plot has no place in videogames, that's why MGS is utter garbage, it's obsession with telling me stories when I just don't care.
I don't care about this fucking walking parody of a soldier with a bandana and an eyepatch, it's almost embarassing to play MGS.

What's this, twisted ankle?

Not gonna lie, this looks like the comfiest game ever.

MASSAGE SHOULDERS

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My fuckin' God. This is literally HIKING SIMULATOR.

Norman drank Monster

NICE FEET

If only it had the injury system from MGS3

I agree.

Soul

Kawaii!

>Press Button to Massage Shoulders

day one fucking buy this looks insane

do it nigger

RHYTHM GAME FOR BB

>Kojima made a hiking simulator.

This is kino.

pc trannies and switch fags literally seething

harmonica lullabies

Can Sam massage his prostate though?

It's pretty much exactly what I expected, I don't think it'll have the effect he wants at all. Especially because it needs the network.

I dont think this Scoliosis Simulator is for me bros....

>had to cut out the ladder climbing

WHY ARE YOU SO FAT

i cant wait to explore this world

literally picturesque

Another day of Caramel being b t f o'd

>Like recieved

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CUSTOMISE YOUR POSTMAN

>Aid: Sperm and Eggs

>sperm and eggs
WHAT

Did he just delivered sperm?

BOOMER GAME

>can play music in the field for others to hear

oh boy

can't wait to musically shitpost

>I'M AN ALABAMA N

It's probably from a list in the game.

SO HERE I AM

AH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE

>it's not a stealth action game
Fucking hack Kojima, but I'm, fine with this

>riding the robot
okay I like this walking game now

He just stranded a guy, bros, get it?

SKATE4?

>camps are just as awdul as MGSV

>those frame drops
disgusting

banjo,mp3

>that take down animation
Not feeling it

>animation
being a bit generous there

I'd probably watch that. But don't feel forced or anything.

>LITERAL OPEN WORLD OF NOTHINGNESS

h-haYAI

>MGS5... but with hiking
it's garbage

That jump was hokey as shit. Unless he's got cybernetic legs i'm calling bullshit. Especially with that huge fucking pack on his back.

Anyone?!

this woman is just annoying

he has a exo on right now

he literally had a cybernetic leg skeleton on

He just equipped an exoskeleton on his legs before that jump. Pay attention Zoom-Zoom.

did you not pay attention to the speed legs attachment you retard

He literally has robo legs

he has like exolegs he equipped, its why he was running so fast

It's kino time, bros.

sugoi!

these ruins are pretty cool, wish the game was more of that

Alright, alright. I guess I missed that part trying to follow the thread and the vid at same time. Ok, crisis averted.

The strand system is using other people's ladders and traversal gear that's in the world. Pretty fucking cool if you ask me. Like Dark Souls messaging, but you physically affect each other's worlds.

Can’t you hate drones actually pay attention instead of being retarded cultists?

You put your blood in ropes to tie them down.

I see they didn't fix that HZD water.

can Kojimbo defeat the babystarved beast?

well ok now this looks cool

we MonHun now

>cinematic slowdown for every hit
why? it's fucking annoying

One extremely slow and uninteresting monster that you just throw nades at and suddenly people think it's an amazing real game again.

>me on the tail

>2 months

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>the sensor waves good bye
holy kek

game is probably on the lowest difficulty, you fucking goober

That's the easiest monster.

for a second there i thought that was a "Strand" piss puddle

Relaxing at the hot-spring.

Baby onsen time

wtf

what the fuck lol

God, this game is so fucking comfy, I'm literally preordering right now.

alright now im regretting watching this, you faggots put doubts in my head this is kino as fuck and you know it

>the baby playing in the water
very cute

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BAN BAN BAN BAN EEEEEE BAN BAN

this is the goofiest game in a long while

I think its what we all need, in this day and age. A goofy game like this is a breath of fresh air

TRY TONGUE BUT HOLE

the fps is making me sick

Wew, this fucking thread is lousy with shills. This game looks empty af. Listen, before you faggots climb up my ass nobody hopes this game knocks it out the park harder than me but i'm unimpressed so far.

the fps is fine you goober

kino

For people that have kept up with coverage for this game have they ever showed areas that aren't these craggy, grassy highlands?

I really want to know how the servers are going to work for this. Because the day one experience is going to be COMPLETELY different from the day 20 experience, and completely different from the day 100 experience.

You create footpaths if enough people take the same route.

ok

I don't know man it's chopy as fuck

They better go to that shipyard

I love this song