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>Correct, I don't play Super Smash Bros.
>How could you tell?

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I have never seen Steel Reserve in real ever. Where does one find it?

I do and quite frankly I'm jealous of how he is living now.

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we're all gonna die bros ;_;

>bed on the fucking ground

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yeah box wine is pretty much in the same category as ice beer

What's holding up the chair?

What do I know about that? Probably nothing

Story?

explain to me this meme

Liquor store

I work at 7-Eleven, we sell it. They even make flavored versions now.

someone took a picture of this guy sleeping in his disgusting room

You're letting other men influence your decisions. Who's the real cuck here?

>brb in 30 minutes, going to go grab some fast food for me and my mom

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His ghost

If they're gay, and take out the bag and keep it in their handbag instead. Then it's fine.

It's actually pretty smart. A lot of bed frames and spring boxes that go under a mattress squeak really fucking badly. It's annoying as hell when you're trying to fuck a bitch and all you hear is that shit squeaking loud enough for the whole house to hear. If you've never had sex, you won't know what I'm talking about. Hearing that crap really holds you back from full on plow mode if there's other people in the house.

Nobody cares what you drink. It’s called being an adult and not hanging out with juvenile idiots

>everyone calling his room disgusting
>It's actually cleaner than my room

Welp, this is a wake up call.

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same.

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What is there to explain? It’s a guy who’s passed out drunk cause he drank a shitload of shitty malt liquor

>Depressed
>Decide to clean my room hoping it will end my depression
>It doesn't but at least my room is clean now

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How the fuck does a clean room lead to cure depression?

he fell for the Jordan Peterson meme

Can't this dude just hire a maid since he's probably fucking loaded?

I don't know man maybe the process of cleaning my room will have cleared my head or something

Imagine being so third-world that you think the average Califag room is being loaded

That makes me feel better cause my room is at least cleaner than that.

>221
>8.1
>whatcha know about that
>prolly nothin

shattered window theory probably. things look like shit people feel/act like shit.

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What’s goin on crew?

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Christ do you collect fast food cups?

it's not cleaning your room it's keeping it clean

Of course this is the room of someone who watches streamers. Pathetic

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>drinking alone at home
>being an adult
Haha. Well meme'd my fellow 22-24 year old newfag!

I often wonder how many of my online friends have died.

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>Largest table is for food and not the pc

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>when the Steel Reserves are fire but it's the Speed Stick that does you in

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>asmongold plaque
>get together with friends box
>that air vent coming out at like 4 feet high on the wall
what in the actual fuck, is this a finished attic?

>tfw people live like this for years
>meanwhile I leave a cup of water on the ground and wake up to 5 dead roaches

This is asmongold’s room which is why he said he’s loaded

The worst part about this picture is that the floor is carpet instead of hardwood floor.

that's actually asmongold's bedroom.

>bed sheets are visibly yellowed in the center

It isn't someone who watches streamers.
It IS the streamer.

jesus

Fairly normal 30-something ADHD nerd room though.

mother of God.

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Asking the hard questions I see

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how is this nigga not dead?

heres before i cleaned

It doesn't cure depression, but it's supposed to keep the mind busy and away from depressive thoughts

It's about putting the effort to improve things around you even if just minor things.

You need kill yourself user

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I actually cleaned my room last week. Feels like my mood has improved.

Nice collection.

I'd frame one of each different chips bag, and mount all the cups.

I'm amazed you didn't pee in any of these bottles (which i assume are water bottles).

Good on you i guess, and good on you for cleaning.

It's the room of one of the most successful streamers on twitch at the moment. Life is a joke.

Getting a reusable water bottle would have solved most of your waste problem and saved you a ton of money.

its not and its for niggers,what the fuck are you talking about

477669502
brilliant rebuttal

ur mom tho

>which i assume are water bottles
poland spring is one of nestles regional band names.
Here's a 100 year old ad for it.

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I have an empty sake bottle to store my piss in

If it weren't for the cans, it's just bottles and boxes which are a cinch to clean.

>all these fortunate souls who don't know whose room this belongs too
I envy them

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>all those large mcdonalds cups
Heart disease is in your future

The idea is that:
1: vast majority of depressed people is such because their life sucks and they lack fulfillment from things like positive social contact, meaning to existence and stuff like that.
2. Peoples lives often suck because they dont fix it, and not fixing it is a result of them feeling unable to control their fate or feeling unworthy of good things.
3. Cleaning your room is both a small start of regaining agency and a small reward for doing so by having a nice(r) space to live in. You are worth good things and able to act to obtain them.
4. This might spill over into being motivated to gain positive social contacts, mending or severing negative social contacts, applying for a job etc... Hopefully this would cascade life into a positive loop where good things cause more good things. Ending the shitsuck of life and turning it into something that pushes the right buttons in your brain to tell it you're a good, meaningful and important person.

youtube.com/watch?v=uzy1uUgeRPI

>it all started out so well

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Have fun getting eaten by monsters, retard.

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>i pass kidney stones for fun
Wierd.

Anyone else excited for Halo Infinite?

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>Philosopher's Stone soundtrack on vinyl

aye.

What is that shit he was reading though?
Anyone recognize that cover?

>And this is our son's room. He really likes vid-

If this dude just buys a 60 litre trashcan with a bag in it, puts it under his desk and empties when full... Thats all he needs to do...

Fun fact about mountain dew, it contains brominated vegetable oil, which is known to cause gastric distress.

He needed to do so much more, user.

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>Those holes in the walls from all that tossing of Mountain Dew cans into the room.

I swear to God I knew this guy in high school. His name is Andrew Fritz-Lang.

Who the hell else would be in your house?

how long between these two images?
Also, no wonder all this fuckers teeth rotted out, look at all that soda.

It also contains 12% high fructose corn syrup, which is known to cause weight gain.

>Your walls can actually be damaged by throwing an empty soda can against it.

Imagine having a big trash bag haha and just swooping it all right in there haha

haha yeah

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His mom, user. His goddamned mom because he is a manchild with no hope for redemption and actually no hope to get laid.

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and its highly addictive

>70s era gatorade bottle
amazing.

>no code red
what a pleb

I only do it when I first mive to a different place and haven't bought a solid wood bedframe. I have broken a couple of bed supports when fucking but that's the sacrifice one makes so as to not kill your leg hitting a metal frame.

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>has a McRib promo cup
I don't even remember the last time McRib was in McDonalds

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thats what the silver ones are, it's diet code red.

Environmental storytelling.

>whenever you flush a toilet is sprays fecal matter everywhere and somebody thought it was a good idea to have food here

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>in n out cup
sasuga califag
limpe tu cuarto pendejo

Seeing all these rooms make me so glad i took the dive to make mine look decent and livable.

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Post the Hello Kitty one

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>living in a capsule hotel
Wouldn't be able to handle it, that claustrophobia.

there's so much fucken room on the planet how come some people are forced into living in literal closets

No wonder the chinkoids go crazy so easily.

That's socialism

>what looks like Steel Reserve cans
>empty wine boxes
>large glass/plastic bottles of what looks like whiskey
>a lone stick of deodorant
Jesus Christ, man. A huge bender or just a fucking trashed room. By the looks of it, both.

because that room you speak of isn't in china

>Get Together With Friends Box
Well, we know this wan't for that.

bullshit they have loads of space it's just everyone is forced into the cities to do shitty jobs

there is an extremely limited amount of room in and around Tokyo. There are mountains on all sides surrounding the bay, yet more and more people move there because it's one of the only places in Japan that matter to the outside world so all the international companies moved there.

They physically can not expand out anymore, the city fills the entire prefecture from sea to mountain range. So they have to build up and more tightly.

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>chinksectoids
>people

had a roommate whos room looked like this. dude was lowkey on the spectrum or some shit. all the clean dishes eventually ended up caked in cemented weeks dried food in his room, and when he would finally get around to cleaning it 3 months later all the garbage bags full of shit he used to gather everything up would then proceed to sit in his fucking open closet for another 3 months. and the cycle continued. mental illness is real

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Because there is no room in hong kong. Everywhere else nobody is "forced to live in closets. Every country has their equivalent of shithole middle of nowhere kansas they could live in

enjoy all the dustmites and insects and shit laying eggs in your sheets and eating your skin.

You should be able to work from home for a lot of jobs but instead everyone is forced into the cities for whatever reason

we have the internet and computers now, we don't all need to meet up every single day to do work.

you know what's sad is im actually pretty jealous of how comfy that room looks, sans trash of course

>Second (or even third?) story
>window
>ac vent on the wall right next to desk

mostly just the ac vent, because i have one shitty ac vent and it's stuck under my bed

If you actually have a problem with insects and shit to this degree in your room, then maybe live somewhere there aren't any insects in your room.

>passed out
He's dead

It's not holes, its remnants of posters

Thats maximillion dood, he is alive and well

This is the room i stayed in at my uncles house in the Philippines.
unironically comfy as fuck

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unfortunately.

these things are spooky
>Living in a metal coffin in a stack of other metal coffins
>absolutely surrounded by people
>very high chance the building will catch fire and you'll just cook/suffocate or collapse and crush you

Dude.
get a garbage bag and just slide that shit in the garbage.
jesus fuck.

>tfw been sleeping on a bed without a cover for the past week

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's the future user. Also get used to eating bugs, have to save the planet you know!

I'm gnna stick to the rat burgers thank you very much

I draw the line at crickets for insect eating.. Maybe I could get into spiders but NEVER cockroaches

It's not that easy. I have a similar setup and trash everywhere. Telling one of us to just get a garbage bag doesn't work.

is your uncle a prison warden user?

nigga just fucking go to vons and buy one
slide all the shit with your arm in one simple motion
throw it in a dumpster, doesn't have to be your dumpster

What the fuck do you meaan? it takes all of 5 minutes to chuck all that shit in a bag

>tfw sleeping on a terrazzo floor the past year
being poor for so long in my younger days has made it impossible for me to sleep in beds. I just have a king size comforter i fold in half to create a slight cushion and insulate me from the stone.

its really not that hard....
Just get up, like right now if you have to, turn on some music and clean your room.

our houses are fucking huge in america compared to 95% of the world
youtube.com/watch?v=5LUmh3cwj4c

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>Pre socialism/global economy
>Everyone lives where ever they want since no matter where you live there is always someone looking for more employes/help or at worst your job is close enough to be able to drive to it in 30min-1h.
>After socialism/global economy
>Everyone is forced to move where there is work and all large(er) companies are moving into cities thanks to gaining a more direct access to better infastructure and/or a sligth upper hand in the global market in some cases.
It is happening all over the world and the once that are worse off are curently China, India and Japan since their large population just makes these problems even more apparent. I live in Sweden and it has started to get worse and worse each year as we took in more immigrants than our economy/infrastructure was able to support and all of those extra people has increassed the birth rates enough to where we might never be able to catch up again and if we do we might burst our housing bubble which would lead to a heavy economic downturn for us.

TLDR:More companies move into cities, people move to where there is work, cities can't support all of these people looking for jobs/homes, more people are forced into cramped/shitty living conditions as a result. More people=worse living conditions for everyone except the select few who can pay themeslves into better ones.

How is it impossible for you to sleep in a bed?

sometimes I sleep on the floor when my back hurts though

>only 3 Steeles
Pathetic... Pathetic!!

Buy a denser mattress or an orthopedic mattress and stop sleeping like an animal.

How long did you stay?

yes but my point is you don't go into a skyscraper or whatever to do a labor work, you go to do office work which you technically should be able to do from a computer anywhere?

I don't understand why it's required to go into work for a lot of these jobs when realistically you can work from home. Obviously laborers or factory workers can't do this.

No he’s not faggot

3 months

too soft, it feels like I'm going to suffocate and I can't roll over.
nah

>tfw alone in bed

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>Almost totally full bottle of diet pepsi
Hold up. Maybe he bought that with the intention of using it to overcome the Steele hangover, but I doubt it. Why is that in the image?

If only you knew how bad things really are....

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You’ve got it backwards. If your mattress is on the ground, there’s no place for monsters to hide. Therefore, you know there aren’t any.

It's not that somebody thought it's a good idea, it's that the place this is in has a severe housing crisis and so people have to improvise. I'm fairly sure this is hong kong.

>mfw still sleep with a plush toy in bed

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Somebody was poor enough that this was what they had available to them.

Look on the bright side, at least you're the humanitarian superpower of the world.

Good times.

>crawls up your bed off the floor

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I used to nod off to sleep in my chair like that, but only back when I used to abuse suboxone.

>Your "work" consists of excel sheets
Most people work in production of some kind user. You're literally the top 5% of luxury.

Cute

In office buildings in places like Hong Kong/Tokyo?

What on earth are they producing in that sky scraper that they can't do at home?

>t. neverbeenatabusinessdinner
You don't order an Adios Motherfucker at an upscale NY Italian restaurant with the owner of the largest distributors in the country

Maybe, if you're in that position in the first place, you don't WANT to order one.

Maybe you DO, and maybe they think you're a pretty funny guy.

Ain't nothing worth than a suck-up suit with no sense of self-irony.

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20 to life

Pretty much this.

>Ain't nothing worth than a suck-up suit with no sense of self-irony.
>>>>>>>t. neverbeenatabusinessdinner

It genuinely angers me that top-cash streamers are living like slobs and don't even hire a fucking maid service, or a goddamn stylist.
It makes me intensely hope their watcherbase crumbles to shitdust.

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These guys are totally harmless and based. As long as you stay asleep, they'll crawl off you to go eat the bugs that really want to bother you.

Imagine the smell when opening one of those old drinks

>the seething hospital clean virgin
>the chad streamer's pigsty

Damn, bitch, you live like this?

>mold on the fucking ceiling from the air vent

god, why

This is actually Asmon's bedroom? Holy shit, how pathetic. I think of myself as a pathetic alcoholic, but I'm at least not THIS guy. Who cares how much money he makes. Look at this life!

coomer zone

>know a family friend that went camping and got bit by a centipede on the abdomen while asleep and almost died while being driven by her husband to the nearest hospital 3 hours away
you don't know shit, retard

The Steel Slumber debuff

How can people every fall asleep or pass out upright like this? I've been awake for 50 fucking hours before and it still took me 20 minutes to fall asleep after.

>asleep

Yeah, sure dude. Assuming your story was true, I was talking about house centipedes. Wildness insects are a whole 'nother story.

Is this thread related to that guy who died while streaming several months ago? And Yea Forums entered his discord and started spamming stuff in the dead guys ear?

>no pee bottles

>house centipede=/=scolopendra

>constantly waking up to a disgusting mess of a room doesn't contribute to feeling sad
Yeah dude a clean and cozy room sounds like such a downer lmao

Wal-Mart.

It's staged for upvotes/(You)'s.

me after watching the death stranding gameplay

The same way getting up in the morning does. It reminds you you're a human being that does things.

I get up to a clean room and remember that I'm a robotic subhuman with not connections or history.

Dead inside. Next time, let me finish before you gay boys embarrass yourselves

>goon

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>Get together with friends
Even your battlestation is trying to tell you something lad

I always know when I'm taking a turn for the worst. My room is disgustinly messy, I'll sit in the filth for months. Then the mania kicks in, I clean my room and things look better for a time. I hope this feeling stays, I really do. Not even games can save me anymore.

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Oh I fucking have.
And if that's how you think they have to be, then you'll always just be the one at the business dinner, and not the one who sends others there.

>had an american tell me my house was insanely large at 1.5k square feet
>had him tell me I was "out of touch" when I told him my solar roof produced as much power as I used
>because my house was big

how to spot an user who hasn't had depression

>millennial conservatives

Just stop being sad bro :)

depression? that shit is for pussies

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>Califag room
Americans everyone

>depression? Sorry, I already committed suicide three weeks ago. This is my funeral. How could you tell?

Depression is all inside yout head.
Money, sex, offworld relocation wont fix depression it will only make things worse and will make your thoughts even more suicidal.

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What do you have? I'm sickened but curious.

>there are people who actually believe being depressed in a world full of bullshit, hatred, and other garbage that is slowly being made unlivable for humanity is somehow a "disease" that is caused by that person and needs to be "fixed" with medication that fucks over your brain and makes you dumber so you don't think about all that shit
We're fucked. Every single one of us. We're at the end of humanity right now and no one actually realizes it. Say goodbye because we have about 50 more years, tops, unless shit dramatically changes VERY quickly.

>no one actually realizes it
Except (You), and the properly depressed people you just described? Jesus Christ, even the apocalyptics have no self awareness. The Kool-Aid can't get strong enough to end your lives.

im on happy pills and feel fine

>why don't I have a gf? :(

asmongoloid has a gf though

Tbh sleeping on a futon is way comfier than a bed. Just roll that shit up in the morning and wow look at all that floorspace. Truly the japs have their priorities straight.

dustmites are small, barely visible and like everywhere my dude.

Nigga I'd rather pay 350 nok for 3 litres than 600 for the equalent in beer or vodka
Also Chilean red wine is best wine

corporate america doesn't want it's workers to feel like they have any kind of freedom.

Mike you can’t come to raids anymore, i’m Sorry dude you suck.

>deleted
good to know this still triggers jannies

Forbidden Planet is a great movie.

Asmongold.

Is.....Is the entire fucking carpet stained?

>sound that flies make

>only three (3) kickstart cans visible
you are not my nigger

all those black things are flies, jesus christ imagine the smell

I feel literally nothing when my apartment is cleaned aside from the practicality of having free spaces to clutter with shit again, but then again the place is pretty ugly to begin with

>It's the end of the world guys! Humanity is doomed!

that's something we've been hearing for at least 4000 years

Probably tons

isn't there a junji ito story about hoarding/untidiness?

that's retarded, of course, but it makes me think: don't YOU close the lid before flushing? you don't walk around in fecal spray all day, right user?

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>I can’t throw away soda cans because of my chemical imbalances
Are you depressed because you lost all your limbs? I could probably clean up soda cans with half of a leg.

How do people have trouble putting their trash in a fucking bag
Holy shit
How can you not look at those cups and go "itll take me 5 minutes to clean that up. May as well"
Wtf

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i don't understand, why is there a tiny wall between the bed and chair? is it for animals or babies?
it's really hurting my brain

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>Suicidal person
>Caring about being clean

at least drink a decent soda.. mountain dew is such crap enjoy your brominated brain

>pisses self

>audience during the death stranding gameplay at tgs

Is this is in the provinces, If not, this is typical maid or servant quarters in the city.

probbly nothin

it's two separate pictures stacked on top of eachother

so this is the brain power of the tumblr user

>tfw thought I was disgusting because I left a few bottles of water and cups around my desk and 2 pizza boxes on the floor in my closet
Still, I can do better than leaving old pizza boxes on the floor but I'm glad I'm not gross as some of these people

woah.... so this is the power of an animeposter

those are 5 minutes you could spend playing vidya

That's me

I can sense the bed bugs in this picture.

>just turned 25
>still living with my mom in a clean house
What's with American culture and kids kicking themselves out of their parent's house once they reach 18?

Me too user. Ex gave it to me but never had the heart to get rid of it.

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You’re too cute user! Too cute!

>cans.wav

Yeah, if you're an alcoholic

Why won't he just order a maid service like Soda does?

>3 steel reserves

Is that a lot to non drinkers?

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I thought the same thing

Spending last summer getting rid of a fly infestation that I caused by not closing the lid on my bin affected me enough to tidy myself up a lot more now
Never again

thatll damn near kill most normal humans

I used to have a two bedroom apartment with one of the bedrooms as my office (I was making good money but wasn’t ready for the hassle of home ownership) and at least once a week I could hear one of the chicks upstairs getting fucked by (I presume) their boyfriend. The bed squeaked like crazy and she would moan with pleasure and pretty much halted any work I was doing, and when they were done one of them would go to the bathroom and piss.

Of course I tried to fap to it a few times, but really couldn’t because one of the chicks was really hot and the other one was fat and ugly, and I couldn’t tell which one was getting fucked so it was more gross than anything.

Stop pretending this isnt normal senpai. Ive been looking at flip houses for ages and they all have tiny rooms. Even the most expensive camella house has rooms this size. Its because for some reason flips need 4 bathrooms and a maid in their tiny houses. Flips are so god damn lazy that they need a maid to do all their work for them. Even though everyone has like 10 members in their family they just teach their kids to be lazy fucks and just throw their trash in the streets and never work for yourself.

youtube.com/watch?list=PLpoGS81uG9EujX6KoFDcfR7fpQdeUeuxa&v=4GL_EgPOoFg

>drink

Depends on where you live as usually it's older women who buy that stuff here in Finland

Everything's in order here captain

>passed out
>brain eaters poster right behind him

fucking kino

Fuck
Thank god my mom cleans my room

It's the same everywhere, boxed wine are for wine aunts and alcoholics
>same thing
well yeah

shia... easy on the booze......

it does create mold if you don't air it every other day

Max isnt fuckign dead retard.

>everything about this picture

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>room could easily shelter 2 people
>some americhad just uses it as his personal recycling bin

based

No. If you can afford a good house in the city, every room is a large partt of the house except the maid's quarters. Living rooms are always tiny but they separate the kitchen form the dining area for some reason.
This is literally shit tier houses people market for people that just reached the middle class and most of these are in the provinces so they are priced as such.

box wine is the broke alcoholic's poison of choice where i live

Go for it if you want to ruin your life

>someone had to move this nigga's decomposed body from his room
I may have a shit job but at least I never have to do shit like that ever in my lifetime, I hope.

undertaker here

Lucky for me in a lot of cases the coroner will have him transported for autopsy. Its those guys that gotta peel him off the carpet, least what I get afterwords is at least bagged.

>mfw there's only scolopendra here because they ate all the house centipedes
Seeing one of those fuckers crawl out of the drain in your bathroom while you're showering makes you into a different man.

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kek

Are you gonna pretend your country isnt a shithole? The gdp per capita is like 5k usd a year. If you are going to pretend the houses that 5% of flips can afford is normal than i could be going around telling people giant mcmansions are what everyone lives in even when i live in an average shithole house. My moms friend is rich and lives in some gated community in Tagaytay and even her house is smaller than the average house that poor people in america live in.
And what is the "provinces" meme that gets brought up in literally in every /asean/ thread on int? You guys are so insecure about the state of your country that you have to shift the blame to someone else to feel better. The only nice place ive been on Luzon is Olongapo.
That being said i still want to buy a house there because i feel rich lol. In america im just an average faggot.

My rule of thumb is that when I find a bottle of pee I've forgotten about it's time to get cleaning.

how often do you make wrestling jokes?

>Thats maximillion dood
It is? Can barely recognize him.

how often do you eat a sandwich and casually place it on the dead body in the autopsy room?

While I never went to a doctor over it, I'm pretty sure I was depressed four or five years ago. I bring this up because that was also the time I started to hit the gym and try harder at keeping things clean.

...it actually did make me feel better about myself, especially when my body realized that the exercise thing wasn't a one week wonder and I started getting better stamina and strength. Then I actually started losing weight and while I don't think I'm in as good a place as I was before, I still feel so much better.

Holy fuck user get some help for god sakes.

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Getting a GF will not cure your depression. I've been with my GF for 2 years and I'm still a miserable cunt.
I don't think it'll ever go away

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perhaps in some 3rd world shithole, the beds you get here are all robust and completely silent

In sweden, those cans go for 1 kr, which is 1 cent, this man has a small fortune in there.

>Are you gonna pretend your country isnt a shithole?
When did I say it wasn't. It's just that the things you say are awfully retarded for every flip that read it.
> Tagaytay
>smaller
I am not gonna explain why this is so hilarious.
>house that poor people in america live in.
Because america is stupidly retarded when it comes to houses. Even your poor cannot survive if it's not a mcmansion. America is also really large. There's a lot of spaces to add larges houses in it but live in a populated city and houses are all small and even smaller than in third world countries.
>The only nice place ive been on Luzon is Olongapo.
You mean you love the cheap hookers there

I don't know, but claustrophobic places are really comfy to me, I love being in boxes for example, fuck cave diving though

I think those are rat turds. I do a lot of work in social housing and most of the units that we get access to are like this picture.

Pic Related.

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I legit can't sleep while sitting down. If my head is upright, I always wake up gasping for air. I only weigh 155 pounds so it can't be a fat issue. It's the weirdest shit. Gotta be as flat as possible.

Her house isnt on the peak of some mountain from the american perspective its small.
I like Olongapo because it isnt some unorderly shithole like the rest of the country with trash everywhere you look in the street. And the only reason its like that is because its right next to subic bay with its American influence. I wish i got a hooker there but i was with my family lol.
>In cities american houses are sometimes smaller than third world countries.
Pic related. Flipland is around china and russia in this chart.
America is a shithole because of how big our houses are. You literally cant walk anywhere and need to own a car. Half this country is parking lots, highways, and giant yards nobody uses. Id rather live a city with the density of Tokyo than anywhere in America except for Manhattan. This country is so fucking fat because the most walking the average american does is from their house to their car from the parking lot to the store and back.

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Your autobots deserve better.

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Have you traveled anywhere in Philippines other than Olongapo?

Manila, baatan, Baguio. Most of the time i was in Lucena and dasmarinas

...

>Olongapo
Has a lot of americans with ugly flip wives there. Maybe that's the reason you like it. You only in little america. Olongapo is also somehow the first place older burgers mention. It used to have a US base but that was almost 30 years ago. Don't know why it's still this popular. There are literally better places to live in if you want the non-city life in the Philippines. I know a lot of older burgers that live with only their pensions and they live in even remoter areas. You can even see them in highways riding one of the common small scooters here especially in the provinces. If you want the city-life then there's cheap places with cheap houses too. That room is literally poor tier if it's not the maid's quarters.

You're the one that gave that YT link right. Like I said it's basically the "american dream" for the poor people. No one in the middle class will want to live there if they have a choice. The houses there cost as cheap as 2million php which is just around $40k. I have even seen one cost 1/4 as much. They are all in the provinces and in remote areas. There is also lot of wasted space on those shithouses when they give you a shitty yard that should be used to make the house bigger.

And I don't know why you can't understand provinces. It's not a shift to blame or anything you want it to be. It's like getting angry when you call a place rural. It's retarded.

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how do i achieve gamermax ?

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Maybe fapping and busting a nut will.

>swedes

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I like dense cities and olongolpo is like the only clean and orderly one ive seen in the Philippines. Its like a small town in Japan. America fucking sucks because our houses are too big, I like being able to walk places.
And thoses shitty little house are somewhere i want to live. Growing up in america and then going to asia you realize how much space is wasted and how cites have suffered because of it. And with Amazon shutting down every store in the country its even more depressing. The store in my town shut down and i have to drive literally 30 miles to get to the nearest one.
You think you want all this shit when your better off building cites like seoul and tokyo

It won't.

If you think deodorant covers up an alcoholic's stink you're either retarded or an alcoholic

this is me every sunday morning at around 6am, after drinking for over 10 hours

last week I must've passed out around 4am whilst healing in RFD judging from the party chat in WoW

Most of the time I wake up on the floor though, one day it'll probably kill me

user either get help or kill yourself because if you don't you're likely in for a very painful death

based

Youre an insecure beta bitch

>finland
I finally got the damn car started in My Summer Car. Finland simulator holds nobodies fucking hand.

happy pills made me really careless about everything. I was a walking robot with no feelings when I took them

Post discord cute cleaning user

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Ah, but smash bros players aren't alcoholics. They have a completely different, and yet worse smell.

user, it's putting garbage into a fucking bag

looks like a girls room

Then Olongapo is shit tier for what you want. There are better places than Olongapo and Olongapo literally has a bad reputation in the Philippines. Most know it GI and a whore city with lots of hapas and half nigs everywhere.

Check Batangas. Still has that rural feel for a big city. There's also a shitload of parks, beaches and shit if you like those things. Good food and not very far from manila. House prices are higher but still really cheap compared to Manila.

The ideal body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

There's literally nothing wrong with that. The UK did a study on lost plush toys in airports a few years back and found a large number of them were owned by traveling business men. I have a Stitch plush that sits at the foot of my bed myself.

as faggy as your shit is at least you keep it tidy and dont have mountains of trash and mouldy food and drink lying about

Looks comfy. I'll consider it. Someday im going to leave America and live somewhere in The Philippines

>can room (9)
you have more?

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I wage slave all month to pay mr shekelbergs rent for my bachelor apartment
this obese fuck has a room dedicated to cans

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im mostly an autist about city planning and shit like that. I like how its grid is build. and it reminds me how shitty america is when you cross the bridge into subic and see how spread out and depressing everything is

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Not video games, but...
You SOUND like you're (currently) trapped in this vicious cycle of shitting on yourself for feeling shit, which makes you feel shitty, which is your justification of think you're shit, so you shit on yourself.... round and round.

I hope you get out of this way of thinking.
Once you do (most likely with a few session of professional help), thinks will take a turn for the better.

Anticipate the day you break out of it, it's like waiting for sunrise and it will feel awesome. If you knew how good that will feel, you would envy yourself right now.
Best of luck.

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I sleep with my machete under my pillowe to keep the baddies away

That room actually looks pretty comfy to me desu

Manlets? Yeah.
Everybody else is just getting started.

anywhere in the united states with high concentrations of meth or homeless people

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I change bed sheets once a month.

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He was a good friend. That Chad.

i think its all the other shit

And to think that I believe that my room is messy and gross just from the carpet being unvacuumed for a few days and some random boxes being on the floor. Perspective is everything, god bless.

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Moved into a place two months ago. I had said I was going to get my room together, but haven't started. Still have my mattress on the floor and boxes everywhere. I hooked my PC up to the tv in the living room to not be that guy in OP's pic. Gonna get a bed frame next week because I had enough.

imagine thinking wine is gay

based
I love anime and rum.

i should have expected that
fuck

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just looking at this makes it harder to breathe

>calling the floor the ground

user, please, return to school.

>technically speaking

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My room is worse

Alky here. Can Confirm.

House centipedes are completely different from regular wildlife centipedes you troglodyte. You really dont know shit

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in some way it feels good to know im not as retarded as some of you.

On the other hand, i feel shitty for spending my whole day on a site with people who live in as much filth as you.

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MMOiggers disgust me

>smoking in bed
Why do people do this?

comfy

Yo house centipedes are total bros. Don't downtalk them at all. I once helped raise a baby one to adulthood and let that bro skitter around my house to devour all the other pesky insects. Haven't seen an ant all summer thanks to my centipede bro.

My cleaning hand hungers
gonna go clean my room

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LARP

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Is he dead or is he not dead? Someone fucking tell me and provide proof. If he's still alive, he puts my alcoholism to shame. I mean jesus look at that room. Enough alcohol to kill 10 men

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based sex haver

>spending money on FUCKING Bud Light
I would rather drink tap water her in my third world country and I will get the same intoxicating effectnfor almost free.

imagine the smell

Lol britain is a sihthole

is this adultswim

At my worst I could drink a 6 pack of beer at 5-7.5% ABV, and then several glasses of 4-8 oz of hard liquor in one night, every night for months on end.

Why would you see your son dead and thing "Ay yo let me get a snap fo da gram"

>I love being in boxes
Are you a cat?

Except Pennsylvania, where it's illegal to sell alcohol outside of state stores

he doesn't want to be made fun of like soda was

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look on the ground user

Man, these pretzels are really making me thirsty!

Euro living spaces look weird.

keep em coming bois, I always crack at shitty rooms and hillibilly solutions

Its actually a nice apartment. I just need to tidy a bit.

i cant believe that this is the kind of scum i share a board with...
maybe its time to move on out of this pit of self indulgend pixel misery.

Move your bed then

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there is no way you live past 40.

The Fucking Brain Eaters... Every Single Time

The amount of replies to this post is really telling how this site has been overrun with normgroids.

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why do you guys chug down that liquid manure ?
do you really have such a strong death wish ? at least cigarets might give you a deeper voice so you luck out on some average chick but this...

Yes

underrated

could you anons recommend me a place to look for pics like these, preferably with stories

Peterson never said it would cure your depression. He said it was the first step to taking control of the world around you. The first step, keep in mind. After that you take care of other, more important shit, and actually do things.

Nice Dreamcast

Please don't fall asleep like this.

It cuts off blood circulation to your legs and feet and it's not good for your back.

Sleep in your bed, guys. Okay?

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Can you please remove the fucking tag from your Lamp's brittle plastic shade?

I have a gf

fuck im high and was doing the same mental gynastics

I sleep sitting up in my bed

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how big is her penis

He literally fall asleep, at least that's what the official story I heard was. They went to go check on him and found him asleep, but that's what happens when you're some degenerate NEET who stays up 24 hours playing WoW and never cleans his room or bathes.

Fuckin huge

>Imagine being an alcoholic
>Imagine drinking alcohol
>Imagine having to drink alcohol to relax.

Laughing at you people.

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I kill these fuckers on sight. One fell on my pillow in the dark and there was a big audible thud. I didn't use to be worried about them reaching my bed until then.
So far I've killed two with a deodorant+lighter flame combo, one with just deodorant, and killed two more by dropping large books on them (Something Happened and The Grapes of Wrath).
I don't care that they kill instects. Why would I? I'd rather have spiders and ants than these alien bed invading fucks.

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You get born with a certain level or relaxation/anxiety. Very little you can do about it. Brain scientists are in agreement on it.

t. underage water guzzler

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You do realize like 95% of Yea Forums are waterfags, right? I was surprised but also don't believe it since gamers usually guzzle soda like cocaine, and I'm not talking about underage people. I know plenty of people in their 20's and up who drink a shit ton of soda.

I just think a lot of people on Yea Forums like to lie to make themselves sound superior even though they're overweight.

Nietzsche was against extreme amounts of consumption, not against drinking alcohol at all. You're right, though, to look down on people who drink at all.

Yeah, but Nietzsche didn't drink alcohol at all and milk was a treat for him. He really just drank water and rarely did he drink milk.

im unironically so scared of spiders I fear that a great ancestor or something carried that shit, I would feel less unthinkable fear from someone holding a gun to me and I ain't even american

>Zzzzzzzz

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Cyberpunk akira kino

>those posters
What's wrong with Western men?

Are you implying that box wine is an elegant drink?

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the manliest drink is the one you enjoy

No its not Ice Beer is patrician taste you fucking mongrel.

Box wine is for single parents and heroin addicts.

>Brain scientists
I have to agree with this nigger, check out.

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looks strangely comfy

Those are 2016 election cancer faggots, they are not the norm, they are just a loud annoying cancerous minority. Check Yea Forums from a few years ago and you'll see those water fags suddenly dwindle. These retards love to larp as pure aryan soldiers.

>tfw Im constantly super tired unless I get a full 8 hours of sleep, which is rare

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try having sleep apnea, I can only get any rest strapping a fucking oxygen mask to my face.

go to sleep right now user

4 bottles for 20 bucks, and all wine taste the same soo. it's the superior purchase.

But then I'll wake up at night.

No one notices the faggots legs are crossed.

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pretty much, but spread out across my whole apartment
and I usually drink half to a whole bottle of liquor before I pass out in my chair

>everyone thinks these pics are bad
>when i was a nett my room was so bad i couldnt even see the floor
thank god i grew out of it

In Germany its .25 cent per can, he could buy a hooker and some coke with that amount of cans

>He's not living the horror movie life

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Honestly looks like a great place to play a horror game in.

Especially with a gun at your side.

>All wine taste the same

Kek, no it doesn't, retard.

It 100% does you pourfag

I just cleaned my desk off because of this thread just gave me the willies. Now its fairly clean and makes me feel better, but still ultimately dead inside. Still going to get shit faced and cry myself to sleep, nothing stopping me from that.

I see at minimum 3 empty handles and 2 empty boxes of wine on the floor. Are you fucking blind, retarded, or both?

dumb normgroid poster

been forever since I thought about this dude

Of course not. I don't wear a watch.

No kidding i shared a room with the same size.
I slept on an hammock almost directly above my roomate,first semesters in a college 500 km far from home was rough friends.

i hope my Yea Forums bros drink safely ;_;
i dont wanna lose any of you lads

Seeing threads like this make me feel a lot better about myself.

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I doubt you've ever had an "expensive" bottle of wine. Also red wine and white wine don't taste the same, retard.

>redwine
They call it firewater, you uncultured faggot.

get really drunk and you can sleep anywhere

>Someone in the internet lives horribly so I won't post where they post because they are pathetic haha

Is that a fireplace?

>file deleted
someone repost the image

>not even games can save me anymore
You're a retard if you thought video games would makes things better

Protip: stop drinking soda. You'll notice a significant change when your face slims down after about a week, and you'll have more energy to do shit.

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>port tastes the same as sherry
>riesling tastes the same as zinfandel
>grenache tastes the same as garganega

retard alert

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>he doesn't have his bed low to the ground so he can fuck girls doggytyle while standing next to the bed

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Males do what they want. Cunts ask if it’s ok.

Way to prove you've never had any of them. They taste the same, the only difference is the bottling process.

You need actual friends

only dumb retards go into whatever boxes you go into

0/10 bait not even mad

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I started drinking soda last year and i got fat really fast, i bought myself a soda stream machine to help me forget about soda.

*Dickhavers drink any trash because they're slobs. Women have refined drinks because they're cultured

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based

>>
comfy desu

We can all agree cold beer >>>>>>>>> warm beer, right? No fuckin eurofag is gonna tell me otherwise

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>all inside your head
no shit, where else would it be

Chileans do drink that shit all the time without shame so.

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Based YuYuYubro

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How often do you visit kane?

That wouldn't work. I saw an experiment where they found fecal matter on objects outside the room with the toilet. That shit gets everywhere. There's no fucking escape.

>all these fags with random shit and clutter in their rooms
can someone post their minimalist rooms with almost nothing in them?

Both are shit, I'd take an apple juice any day.

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discord? i want to cry with someone else tonight.

Beer is piss, please acquire tastes

Based

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cAn yOu FeEL tHe LoVe ToNiGhT~

>Everybody else is just getting started.
You mean fatties aye?

He’s from Texas friend :^)

drink diet soda retard

>everyone shills Baja Blast at Taco Bell
>try it
>it just tastes like carbonated water

Yea Forums dowes me a dollar.

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>when her dick is bigger than yours

Myth:busted

The American public got memed on by big housing back in the 60/70s to believe that you're only a fully adult Patriot once you moved out at 18. Yes. You heard that right I'm not bullshitting.
Tldr society is sheep and we should nuke our selves and start over

Have you ever considered that all beers, warm or cold, taste kinda bad and everyone is just pretending?

söyböy

stop using "muh depression" as a excuse for your laziness faggot

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I more meant beer as a blanket name for any ale, stout, hop, cider etc. being better cold. is right anyways

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Think about it

This, the brain is not physiological it's actually magic, just pull muh bootstraps and its fine

The Chad Funeral, the Virgin Cremation.

nigger even when I was depressed I still could clean my room you lazy sack of shit

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What is this series of pictures

>dude stacy left me and I was sad and shit I get it

>I got sad once, that means I had depression

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What's this

Is stick figure man ever funny?

Cursed images

>pick up trash
>put in bag
>done
>"NU UH I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M SAD WAAAAAH"

not telling you not to be depressed just fucking pick up that shit and put it in a bag. A child could do this.

yeah that was the joke, congrats

Is this the battlestation thread?

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he looks like an otter

Your uncle is a pedoshitter

He's right, I haven't been happy, content or remotely joyful in about 10 years, I haven't done anything meaningful in 5, I stopped talking to anyone (or they did stop talking to me) except my mom in 2-3.
But my room is clean. Get off your fatass and do the bare minimum to live in a somewhat comfortable environment.

Link.? Suace?

Then lose some weight retard.

"I had a bud light at a party once and it wa disgusting" - the image

I'm not like these other anons, I do pick up my shit, but I do understand depression as I have it and have studied the human mind extensively. Doing even the smallest thing gives you a shitton of anxiety. You feel so emotionally weak that you only do what you want because you feel like even the smallest unpleasant thing will kill you. It's why I procrostinate on those job applications that take 3 or 4 hours to do (applying to be a teacher can be a pain in the fucking ass).

Not saying it helps, not even saying it won't make things worse to sit on shit. It's a vicious cycle that feeds on itself. The more depressed you get, the less you do, the less you do, the more depressed you get, and as a consequence the more emotionally weak you get. But I do get why they do things like this, as destructive and counterproductive as they are.

I can't tell if that's the crawlspace or the attic. Either way that's brutal.

This image really fucks with my brain

I eat a sandwich when i'm on the toilet. You gotta stop believing that old wives tale

This just means your palate is fucked from all the sugary food and drinks you consume.

This looks the same size as my room except there's no small desk or wardrobe taking up most of the damn space

It's a popcorn ceiling.

What exactly is it supposed to taste like?

Is this that user who was hiding in his mother's attic after she kicked him out?

Jeeeeesus.

Artificial lime/tropical flavoring.

lmao no it's not.

If beer tasted good then non alcoholic beers would be a popular alternative

Its not because no one would drink that shit if it didn't get you tipsy

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True depression is not about being sad. At all. You have no idea what you're talking about.