What is Yea Forums's opinion on elves?
What is Yea Forums's opinion on elves?
Eli Ortiz
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Aaron Nelson
eh
Tyler Richardson
I wish I was a female one.
Colton Jenkins
Only like them as the mysterious Übermensh innawoods, not as a playable race
Aaron Murphy
The only good elf is a male elf.
Anthony Howard
They are for killing and genocide.
Michael Thomas
Elves are pointy eared bastards. Never trust them.
Hunter Hernandez
Onaholes
Nolan Martinez
Night elves are one of the oldest races on Azeroth with members that have lived over 10,000 years. Yet they are one of the laziest fucking races around, with humans left doing everything.
Kayden Lopez
elves are tree hugging fags
Austin Brown
I prefer demons.
Jayden Robinson
Hudson Anderson
It's a miracle humans haven't gone extinct on azeroth already.
Ian Fisher
fuck meat
Leo Jones
Carter Cruz
Anything with pointed ears is naturally untrustworthy.
Thomas Gomez
Elves are cunts
Noah Flores
The same as anything that's just a human lookalike. The folklore meaning behind them is long gone. The old tropes behind them are stale and confining, and yet those too are fading away. Any original fluff is just self-indulgent wank for one person/community. They're boring to look at. They're boring to play as. They're simply pallete swaps.
I'd rather have fewer races with wildly different forms, silhouettes, cultures, and ways of thinking, then a lineup of several dozen people who are a saturation tweak away from being my neighbors and are somehow way less interesting.
Ethan Diaz
I want to impregnate one
Christopher Sanders
Every single fantasy rank in existence is crafted for the explicit purpose of taking human cock, and I will fulfill their reasons personally.
Jackson Brown
>humans left doing everything
That’s because Gnomes, Dwarves and Men were literally created in the Titan’s images to protect and manage Azeroth and all life. Trolls (Elves), Goblins and Tauren are just animals that got sapience on their own.
Elijah Hughes
Why does that elf have massive amounts of pubic hair on her nipples?
Dominic Hernandez
Male elves are hot!
Gavin White
elf milkers
Angel Williams
I wonder which blonde-and-balding lanklet tolkein fanboy wrote this
Jose Wilson
They used to be cool. Then I realized how many fags like them. Like this guy here . Now all they’ll ever be are pointy eared cum dumpsters to me.
Jason Wilson
>animals that got sapience on their own.
It really sucks that the WoW team has been replaced several times over. With Kobolds, Murlocks and other semi-intelligent creatures using their own weapons and gear, it would be interesting to hear how they evolved.
Daniel Hall
Warhammer fantasy Elves are still pretty cool, especially the Wood Elves.
Noah Jenkins
Samuel Howard
Samuel Carter
I’ll agree to that. Semi-feral bad ass woodland elves are pretty cool.
Angel Gonzalez
Kayden Butler
basado
Jack Stewart
>be proud white-skinned blonde-haired blue-eyed elf
>practice the same sword swing for the 5,123rd day in a row
>a human adventurer walks by and slaps my boyfriend's ass
>"Your girl could do with some hard human steel, elf boy"
>tell the human that he's my boyfriend
>the human cuts off my boyfriend's dick and leaves a gaping axe wound that will surely become infected
>"not anymore she aint"
fucking humans
Evan Bell
Levi Nguyen
Elves are a type of Fey no different than Trolls, Gnomes, or Fairies. They are are neither Angel nor Demon, but a left over of the heathen gods during our darkness of ignorance when we were Pagen. But now? We are much wiser thanks to the glorious light and wisdom in our Faith in the One True God that gifts us our salvation. His blessings allows us with our very hands to forge our weapons that can harm them back after centuries of being tormented by their whims. Silver maybe effective to the undead and their Fel allies, but Cold Iron when processed through mortal hands is our weapon against our ancient foes that ruled nature and cordoned us to our cities. The Elves will know the wrath of Mankind. They will know that we are the Sons of God and the masters of His Creation.
Wyatt Gray
Warhammer Fantasy and Tolkien Elves are still pretty badass.
David Sanders
For gentle breeding with human companions
Dylan Clark
You gross pervert. Next your going to say you only do it in the missionary position for the purpose of making disgusting half elf kids.
Jacob Taylor
Based
Cooper Watson
elves are cringe & bluepilled
Nicholas Jackson
they are made to be sky futas so that a transfer human girl can mess with one of them
Jackson Rogers
>Greetings Mother and Father.
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Leo Butler
>College Humor
Charles Gray
>Silver harms undead and demonic beasts
>Cold Iron harms pagan supernatural beings of nature
What other materials harm certain other enemies?
Asher Ward
It also doesn’t help that the Lore team are forced in the back seat in everything; especially with what race we should be allowed to play according to their own logic damnit.
Parker Edwards
You don’t realize it, but many original races are actually elves with a different skin and name.
The Protoss of StarCraft are an excellent example of Elves In Space!, with their height, slenderness, long lives, advanced technology, beautiful architecture, endless arrogance, dogmatic split (between High and Dark Templar, no less), declining society, and the fact that they (and Jim Raynor) are the only good guys. Although the really arrogant ones tend to be Knight Templar types who give a lot of grief to the extremely humble Tassadar.
The Asari in Mass Effect are a combination of space elves, blue-skinned space babes, and a monogender species. Their space elven traits come through in their immense, millennium-long lifespans, their powerful mental and biotic abilities, and their military doctrine of using small highly trained commando units that utilize their natural physical agility and the aforementioned powers to overcome their lack of brute strength. It also helps that they're incredibly hotnote . They avert the arrogance associated with elves since their Hat is "Diplomatic".
Tyler Powell
Only cool elves are Witcher-style, Gaelic-Celtic-Pagan elves