You can't make Colonel Sanders date a guy in the KFC dating sim

You can't make Colonel Sanders date a guy in the KFC dating sim

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I get the feeling there's more parody dating sims on steam then there are straightforward ones at this point.

straightforward ones are gross and weird. They don't mesh well with ironic weebs.

FINALLY

is there a scene where you join him in a gunfight against a nearby gas station

How do you think the ghost character came about

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Reminder that Sanders is /ck/ Alan Moore and Hayao Miyazaki

99 cents? I thought it was free?
Though I do hope this does well. I'd love more big anime titties in my life.

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I want Ash to sit on my face and kill me

That's an old joke already.
youtube.com/watch?v=LSBFTKI-zIM

WTF, is that thing in the middle supposed to be Carl's Hardees Jr.?

Coronel Sanders looks cool asf

That's clearly just Joseph Joestar.

You ever see a game that just gets so much attention for no reason at all?
Especially here where VNs are never naturally discussed?

Makes you think..

VNs aren't games. They aren't art. Their only value is as porn or as ironic memes.

best american game this gen tb h

>Makes you think..
It's made by a marketing company called Psyop. Of course they're paying people to shill it, but there's also a great many people who are doing it for free because they know people will talk about how quirky and weird this ironic VN is.

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weebs are no different from bronies

I hope we get porn of The Colonel

this! so much this!

Of course not he's not a Kentucky fried faggot

I'm sure it will do well, assuming the devs don't get sued for the amount of tracing that they've done.

>KFC hits record sales in Japan every Christmas due to a decades old marketing campaign to push American culture abroad
>While American KFCs aren't even offering a dinner deal in most areas. In the rare instances when you can find one, it's near $30.
Exactly who was this game intended for?

youtube.com/watch?v=z1OpA4qeIzI
What the stand uses VanVan?

Educated millennials who will find this quirky, whimsical take on Colonel Sanders refreshing.

Reality is collapsing in on itself

the interbutts. it's designed to get gaming news sites to churn out stories about it, and thus get anyone looking at it to think about KFC, retards on forums to talk about it and generate mindshare, and likey to get streamers to play it and remind kids that KFC is totes cool. It's aimed at people who will block ads on websites but will scarf this shit down willingly.

You do know this was published by KFC? right?

Ironic weeb vn
Fuck off with your shilling

not so suble jojo reference

And your point is? Does being published by KFC somehow change the rules so that tracing from anime is okay? Did Trigger say it was okay for the artist to trace Mako from KLK?

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is this the thread for eops that get all of their visual novels from humble bundles to pretend to understand the sanctity of the medium of hissatsu panda samurai

Corporate marketing has gone too far.

more like genuine Yea Forums. now soi wojack and shit frog represent Yea Forums and any other thing is ironic weeb

KFC is so big in Japan I doubt any legal action will be taken against them.

I feel attacked. You're totally right though.

still get goosebumps

rwby is literally stolen assets the show and it's big as shit in japan so you might be right.

Them:
>Hey, lets do some funny advertising and make a comical parody game to reach a younger crowd
Yea Forums
>BUT WHAT IS THE INSIDIOUS NATURE OF THIS JOKE! I MUST EXPOSE IT!

Japan unironically has shit taste

Fun fact: Colonel Sanders shot and killed a man in self defense over a business dispute.

i prefer that girl cause she has a 90s feel.

japan doesnt give a shit about it. tracing often happens in the comic/manga industry. its shit but doenst become a big issue.

Late Stage Capitalism

To be fair the dude he shot deserved it, even without the self-defence angle.

>japan doesnt give a shit about it. tracing often happens in the comic/manga industry. its shit but doenst become a big issue.

Tell that to the author of Haru wo Daite who almost had their entire career destroyed because of tracing.

I agree. Unfortunately, an innocent bystander was killed by the man Sanders shot.

he didn't kill anyone. the person he shot killed someone and went to jail

Is there really a lot of tracing in it? If someone compiled enough examples it would probably get some attention from artists.

they could start by producing one example

>Haru wo Daite
is that this guy? she seems to be still selling her manga.

its a shitty part of the industry but they dont get sued. many artists do that both in the american comic and japanese manga industry.

forgot the url
amazon.co.jp/本-新田-祐克/s?rh=n:465392,p_27:新田 祐克

animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-07-12/embracing-love-nitta-acknowledges-tracing-photo

Yeah, that's her. She is still able to sell the manga, but still got into some trouble for tracing.

Left girl is impressively thick.
>Those thighs spilling out of her stockings
>Plump ass in the back

WHO'S THAT THICK ASS GIRL
WORKING FOR THE FAST FOOD CHAIIINN?
YOU'D BETTER LEARN MY NAME, CAUSE I AM AESHLEIGH!

theres a bunch of other cases. araki is also one of them. some autists still keep shitting on him.

japanese see it as an issue when japanese manga-ka/artist/company does it, but when foreign artists or indies do it, nobody gives a fuck. this shit is pretty much doujin tier stuff or shitty b-movie ish stuff even if its from a mega corp. on top of that its free. americans used to trace manga and anime in a shitty hilarious way and use it for some commercial stuff like the chinese do now. japanese know it and are used to it.

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I don't get the hate. VN's already have as much shovelware as every other genre and no one complains when literally who releases one hour garbage for $10 but it's suddenly a problem when a fast food chain does it for free. And everyone screaming "It's advertising and marketing!", as if it's a revelation we were all blind to and everyone already couldn't obviously fucking tell when the game is published by KFC with the KFC character.

it's gatekeeping from pseuds

by the way they do complain about all humorous western visual novels that they are aware of (which is few, because they are low-info)

oh...no? No, seriously, why would I want the finger lickin' colonel to be a dick licking colonel?

What if instead of this they made not dog shit chicken

lol

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Thanks, DDLC (which was also made to advertise something else)

Imagine getting your head crushed by those thighs haha

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Any porn?

seen at least two pieces so far. doubtless there's more floating around.

I wanna cum inside the thicc chicken bitch so bad I will now buy KFC

The real Sanders was based as fuck. Upstanding Christian man. If they get pushed into making him a fag in this, it'll be spitting in his grave.

>you can finally meme meme meme meme, isn't that wacky and zany?! haha

Thats what im reading. Why am i so negatively cynical.

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>Proving the pic's point
Excellent job user.

On the other hand The art is pretty damn solid though, i'll give it that. Miles better than most dedicated hentai/jap vn stuff with wonky anatomy, underdeveloped understanding of style etc. I change my mind, this is pretty cool, fuck the clickbait article though.

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cuz ur a faget lul

vns are not video games

Image the thighjobs

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And yet you can't realize you're the absolute wack jobs of this story. Yea Forums is so conflict crazed, nothing can ever just come out anymore.

Wouldn't that make the parodies the regular ones?

>its okay to date a old man in a game
>its not okay to date a underage girl in a game

Seems fair.

GOD

am i back in 2008 what the fuck is this response

Why would you want a lazy piss of shit like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=BUlTClC800c

Getting real tired of ironic VNs

Nice

What's her name?

good news, there are thousands of earnestly bad vns for you to read

It's just a carbon copy of food wars fucking kek

What is the appeal of ironic VNs?

Can I date Wendy? I want her to tie my up and give me a footjob!

Am I the only one who finds this shit really disrespectful? It's like people have forgotten Colonel Sanders was a real person.

People in denial about their interests get to claim they're only doing it ironically.