THE FORTRESS GAMES

Hunger Games simulator with a TF2 twist. Rules are simple.

1. Go to Loadout.tf and make a character.
2. Post a screencap, their name and write a brief blurb on them. (For fun.)
3. First 24 fight to the death.

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Example post;

>DUCKMAN
>A serial killer with a certain fascination for ducks and all duck-related products. After escaping from jail in the 70s, he continues to kill and maim as a mercenary, spreading breadcrumbs as a calling card on all of his victims.

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>Medic Whom
>A physician from the future, stuck in the past. With his time machine broken and no way to get home, this sadistic doctor must fight in a tournament to win the parts necessary for repairing it.

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>COOMER HOOVY
>He doesn't have any guns. He doesn't have any character. He just cooms.

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>SANS DEMOMAN
>SANS DEMOMAN

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Stabbin' Heavy
After poking his eye out with a knife while cutting sandviches drunk, he's decided to make the world suffer.

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>Pootis Blockade
Many Heavies combined into one to block your payload path. Will open for dispensers if you offer enough of them.

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>THE FREAGLE
>Went through experimentation like Captain America but instead of becoming swole he became a furfag

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it's a pyro that thinks it's an engie.

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The Beatnik
Doesn't really wanna fight, man. Lives in a cafe and writes terrible poetry.

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>The Fucking Faggot
Watch out for his purple eyes! He is able to bound any being into submission with a simple glance. Semi-famous stripper at various gay bars. Says he is not gay, but has sucked at least one dick in his life (only on record).

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>Duke Nukem
the king himself
hes gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck

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>Pulemetchik
>Elite commando sent to make as much collusion as possible

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>the true limefag
>by the time youve seen him hes already blasted you off the edge
>you hear him say out loud "LENNY BIND" as you fall to your death

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>He
>Anomaly.
>Rumored to possess necromantic powers.
>Doesn't talk much.
>Is partly responsible for the Resonance Cascade.
>Probably has a latex fetish.

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>isnt all green
how he be lime?

>Carl Brutananadilewski
It don't matter, none of this matters.

>Wacky GMOD Scout
>That one guy is here back from 2010, and he's bringing the pain with an arsenal of outdated memes, youtube poops and humor you grew out of ages ago.

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4got image

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>CAPTAIN CUMBEARD
>Gayest pirate to ever sail the seven seas. Hunter of only the finest "booty" and is known to never turn down a good fight.

he also beats women lol

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doctor fix'emup
the finest doctor in all of guadalajara, or so he says.

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>NOTCH
>Lays down the brown bricks!

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>you already know who they are

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The Snyro
When the Sniper walked into the Engineer's teleporter at the same time as the Pyro, this creature was formed. Now he struggles in his goals to not only walk forward at people, but also to stand very far away from them, and to aim for their heads while being unable to aim at all.

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5 Left.
Getting one of each class in there would be neat if any of you have ideas for a sniper/engineer.

got an engi in one sec

kek

KKK heavy

he doesnt like demomans (niggers)

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lazer mctazer
a renegade punk from the future, his cool future goggles actually completely obscure his vision

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the 3NG1NEER
after being called a fucking nerd too many times, engineer applied his 11 PHDs to optimize himself to sit on his ass in a rancho relaxo

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room for one more, otherwise i'll start with DUCKMAN to fill the last slot

will start the game in 15 minutes ish

better angle

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Elvis Presley
Literally just Elvis

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>Starbucks Zoomer
he is in Starbucks

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what is this gay role play shit

These are your mercenaries for the evening. Say something nice about them.

will start in a few

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Robert E Lee
ally of KKK heavy

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>not putting 3NG1 and McTazer on the same team

limefag and faggot also deserve to be together, as well as snyro and pyrogineer

noooo
starbucks zoomer didn't get in

ALL IN ON HE

HERE I COME

i believe in snyro

ze bogs weel dumb ze competition

SANS DEMOMAN
SANS DEMOMAN

always bet on duke

duke nukem, wacky gmod scout and the fucking faggot are the obvious fan favorite to win

Why are you taking so long op?

Notch is gonna do it!

he's going to say the n word and team up with kkk heavy.

he wont do anything unless op shows up

bros... i think op is dead

i think HE got to him bros

Nobody can get past the wall of Hoovy.

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>THE GRIM REAPER
>He stalks the terminal ward in his costume and has been banned from the hospital six times

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stand by dudes, i'll give it a shot myself

edited lineup, certain tributes are now grouped up with more matching partners

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Should've Ricardo and Painis Cupcake

Finally starting.

And it's a relatively uneventful start at that.

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well rip my own startup attempt, it is interesting that both started up with snyro running away

>Freagle built a nest on top of the Heavy wall.
Absolute kino.

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>stabbin' heavy stabbed
cruel irony.

Russia triumphs over an American Hero.

Meanwhile, KKK Heavy succeeds in thwarting Cap'n Cumbeard.

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>scout hides in the cornucopia

based

>STABS STABBIN' HEAVY

kkk heavy is a fucking madman

>gmod scout gets stabbed
>"I'M DEAD"
>gmod dynamite explosion spam while limbs spasm

Klan Heavy's act of terrorism, along with a couple of stabbings, bring us our first 6 deaths.

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Bonds are formed.

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rip beatnik, died from poisoned coffee

jesus christ KKK heavy is a monster

>tfw my tribute is in a killing spree

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New day.

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RIP to my personal favorite entry.

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GO DUKE!

New deaths.

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KKK heavy receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor

OH FUCK
OH SHIT

Friends are made. Also to be made are some mistakes.

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BASED POOTIS

>carl and the kkk
they are plotting something

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Lost, but never forgotten.

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>carl and KKK teaming up

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Exercise caution when climbing.

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fucking klutz for a doctor

>elvis sings himself to sleep
this is fucking gold

zat vas not medicine

Thanks, user.

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welp, guess my tribute won't be getting back to the future after all. at least i managed to take someone out with me, though. yeah, fuck you pyrogrineer

Can anyone stop the power of the Klan?

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diagnosis? You. SUCK.

calling it now, duke wins

Deadly neurotoxins have filled the facility.

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GO DUKE!!!

>snyro's residual hatred for spies from both his halves finally surfaces
kino

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snyro you absolute fucking savage

ROBRO NOOOOO

The struggle continues.

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SNYRO FTW

When it comes to Lenny binds? There's only so much that people can take.

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rest in peace KKK heavy, he killed nigs and died to duke. There's worse ways to go...

Holy shit, thats brutal

A feast can be a lot of pressure on a guy.

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Things are looking up for The Duke. Not so much for Snyro.

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SANS NO

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Poor guy...

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>3NG1 and lime scout
fucking F

If I saw a guy get dogpiled like that, I'd probably kill myself, too. Rest in peace, fellas.

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Slow night.

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True to his name, Duke Nukes 'em.

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Laser Mctazer is a madman

Rest in pieces.

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rip in many tiny pieces snyro the madman

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=llOvd2yGEio

may snyro find his peace in death, which life was too cruel to give

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Ladies and gentlemen.. Your winner!

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DUKE'S GOING ALL THE WAY BROS

CALLED IT

KICKIN ASS
CHEWIN BUBBLE GUM
THE GOD

Best thread on Yea Forums right now
That's not saying much

YEAAAAAA! ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

Did anyone have any doubts in our guy?

And let's not forget our runner ups.

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So uhhhh
thread over?

Always bet on Duke, folks.

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This sure was fun and diferent from all the shitfest on this site

cap'n cumbeard will always be #1 in my heart because i made him

Final placements. Duke had the most kills, and subsequently took it to 1st place. Well done to all the mercenaries who entered.

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>True limefag
>0 kills
Perfect

Full summary of every death in the game.

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Thanks for playin', folks! Congratulations to Duke.

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good thread OP :)

Are you going to make round 2, OP? The bump limit is still far away.

this is the best one so far

Duke and the top 4 runner ups will be featured in a promotional SFM poster in the next thread! Otherwise, feel free to host more rounds among yourselves.

because as much as i'd love to do a round 2, a buncha stuff came up and i'm busy.

Thanks to all who participated!

>next thread
>on a fast board
Fuck im going to miss it