Best character is a timed exclusive

>best character is a timed exclusive

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YAMERO!

imagine the musky smell of her pussy

Why would you do this to me?

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Army of darkness was okay, but honestly dead by dawn was the peak. First ones great though.

Welp. She's perfect.

FUCK YOU!

Girls like that don't exist, and have never existed

This

>there is no such thing as an outlier
There are plenty of girls like this, they just don't advertise it. maybe you'd meet some if you left the house and had hobbies other than gaming.

They do exist. They just date Chad, get their heart broken, and transform into a feminists normalfag-wannabe.

Misread as time sexual

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...Fuck...i'm sad now.

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sad that the cute nerdy girl community has been infiltrated by disgusting mtf trannies now that look like a cheap knockoff version of op's pic

More like


>best character doesn't actually exist

No chick ever played UFO: Enemy Unkown

Give me a tip on where I can find them. I want a map making gf to make maps with.

I want to teach her coding

Yanderes are best girls prove me wrong

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More like spend years getting to know her and she retroactively changes the story and retcons details she doesn't like, becomes someone completely different and vanishes into the mist with another man.
>still upset.

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Hey, that's my mom

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So happy I dumped this one, even though she was the hottest woman I've ever been with and probably will ever be with. No hotness is worth that much crazy.

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BPD AND ECSTASY

>YWN have a Shadow-spawn from beyond the stars gf that would bathe enter worlds in flames just for you
Why even live?

No.

Not sure, not a cartographer. however, this sounds like a more social hobby than gaming. keep at it map user.

/thread best girl has been posted.

They're playing games you retarded faggot. Where else do you think they are? Good luck picking them out from the crowd though, and that's only if they're playing co-op games to begin with.

i cant take it

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I beg you, spirit, no more.

>first question is self-explanatory
>never leave the house
>don't know anything about celebrities or art
>never had a pet
Why the fuck am I even alive?

Fuck off, I didn't ask for this

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I see, what the fuck do these bitches play? Aren't I gonna need a 3DS to find em on new leaf?
I meant I design levels for an arena shooter

A person like this doesn't exist

Let's not do that right now. Or ever.

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>you're lying
This one is great because they really do say it all the time. They're constantly looking for you to prove yourself. Even when they say it jokingly, and they will say it jokingly a lot, they still love hearing "no I'm not" in response.

T. a girl

>My favorite band is Megadeth
INSTANT DISLIKE.

godammit

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Remember when women were actually feminine? Seems these days they're either thots or contracted "feminism."

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I'm just a man who goes outside once in awhile

fuck off retard tomboys are life

what you wanted
what you got

Not like she would take any interest in me.

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>maybe you'd meet some if you left the house and had hobbies other than gaming.
You stupid shitstain. The kind of girls that are like are the ones WHO DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE EITHER. The only way to reach them is through vidya. Through the game, in the forums, in fansites, in Mongolian basketweaving sites like this, and other virtual places.

ya got caught by the oldest trick in the book hehehahahoho
Real

goodluck finding them theyre rare like redheads

GREEN IS BEST

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>females orcs/orks

NOT CANON NOT CANON NOT CANON

This is the kind of shit that turns suicidal people into corpses

>monster girls, despite always have different implied personality, are always fiercely loyal and monogamus

Kinda exposes who writes/draws them

You're not supposed to answer those truthfully. You're supposed to put nonsense as the answer so you can't get identity thefted

Not true, there's a bunch of monster girl reverse harems and NTR out there

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Good people with good hearts? Ah, you must be one of them NTR subhumans. I would pity you, but you don't deserve it.

ITZ BETTA DEN KANNON YA GROT

>not putting video game characters as the answers regardless of the question

ORKS IZ FOR WINNIN AN FIGHTIN YA GIT

Only the good ones

Bowie was based

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Fuck.

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>megadeth
Into the trash it goes

Best follower if you make him one

girls like this usually smell horrid

FUCKIN IS JUST KRUMPIN A VAGINA WIFF UR PENIZ

now we're talking

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>girl that played the original xcom
This is like people claiming UFOs and ghosts exists, I need video proof nigga.

Bar none the most pathetic threads on Yea Forums. Maybe the reason none of you have a gf is because you embarrass yourselves like this.

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WOT IZ A VANJA YA SQUIK, WEEZ DON HAV A DINGUS

LOIKE A MOUF WIFF NO TEEF
DA HUMIES ‘AVE EM

DA HOLL WERR POOP COMZ? QUIT MOKING BOUT YA WEIRD

NO DA ONE DAT SQUIRTZ WEN YA SNEAK UP ON EM AND SHOUT BEFORE YA KRUMP EM

I know that the OP was just a flimsy excuse to post >tf when no gf, but I actually have a relevant complaint.
A game first person dungeon crawler called Paper Sorcerer came with two classes which were only given to backers of the Kickstarter, the Succubus and the Dryad. I didn't get the game until after the kickstarter was over, and now there is no possible way to get those two characters, legally or illegally.
When I found out about that, it really drained my enthusiasm to keep playing.

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Insane how no one has replied to you. You're absolutely right

These girls absolutely exist but a) you don't see them because they're shut-ins and b) even then, they are constantly getting dicked down by attractive dudes who give them the slightest bit of attention.

Alternate path is they date a fellow nerd, never put out, use nerd to build up their self confidence, and THEN date Chad.

>who writes/draws them
Losers desperately afraid of real women because they know they are inferior to other men and their woman will leave them

Yea, these girls are superficial and insecure to the max due to their immaturity. A beta boy will never give them the security they desire. A Chad will never stick with them. Truly, they are screwed like the rest of us.

This is the third time I go on Yea Forums today and every time you people have done this to me.
Why do you torture me so?
Why can't I have an autistic social outcast NEET gf

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you just know she’s never shaved once

what killed my run is when the fucking game soft locked my save 4 hours in
also 5 seconds in google google says that you just have to make some ini edits to get those classes

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LOL
Are you me?

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i almost get panic attacks reading this, I can't imagine going back to the shitty, limited tech I had in the early 90s

fuck, irc is such a horrible protocol

Someone had to bring everyone here back to reality. So fuck you user, and thanks.

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>date this girl starting in first year of uni
>we are both nerdy as fuck, i was in shape, she was pretty chubby at the time
>3 yrs later
>i dropped out of school because I couldn't hack it and got lazy, stopped attending classes
>i got depressed and gained back all the weight I lost throughout high school
>she was killin it, getting multiple internships
>also started working out regularly so she lost a ton of weight (but kept her big tits)
>she gained a ton of confidence and left me after that

I like to say I'm over it but I'm really not. She's getting married next summer.

Tinder didn't always exist.

Were the last vestiges of my self worth destroyed by a girl I dated for a long time treating me like an unfuckable, unlovable piece of trash, leaving me with emotional scars that haven't healed half a decade later?

D-don't be ridiculous. I definitely found somebody else and proved her wrong.

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Don't say this man please I need an excuse to act the way I act stop breaking my fantasy, let me act like an incel man PLEASE!

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good videogames thread Yea Forums

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These threads are cringey as fuck honestly

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So is there one for each sign?

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>also 5 seconds in google google says that you just have to make some ini edits to get those classes
I knew someone would post this. It's not that easy. That guide lets you switch their name and portrait, and with some more effort their starting skills and stats, but not their growth rates or skills learned on level up.
You would have to manually edit their stats and skills every time they level up to make them stay consistent with how they're supposed to be, but there's no record online which shows those classes stats per level.

wtf user why did you post a blank image

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the other ones were unrealistic but this is just fiction

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if only....
I'm only 20, and yet i feel 30 years old, but also still young, it's weird, i know i probably won't change, and stay alone all my life...if i don't end up dead and starved in the street.

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yes

>it's a "google doesn't help" episode

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Can someone edit this so she looks skinny?

Get off this godforsaken site right now and go live your life. Take it from someone who was in your shoes when they were 20.

This post.

>Best character has to deal with useless attention whoring thugs in his own game

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Even if my future wife is paralized, i would never leave her.
she technically can have babies though.

Get off the internet and social media. It's not too late for you.

I know that feel bro

i’ve got a girlfriend and i still think these threads are comfy, if for no other reason than because virgins and robots are so weirdly optimistic about women - even when they’re mgtow or whatever they still believe in some capacity that a perfect woman can exist (eg, the trad-wife or pure azn waifu). they don’t know yet that, in reality, there is no one as good as the two-dimensional characters you make up in your head or hold onto the hopes of finding, because all women have irritating flaws you’ll grow to hate instead of cute flaws that’ll reinforce your affection. if you’re staying alive and getting up every day in the hopes of finding “the one,” good on you. but every woman is a compromise. except for the ones in this thread. so i find it comfy

not video games

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These threads aren't about perfect women though it's just wanting women that would love us and framing it in different ways.

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These threads are sad, but why would someone want someone who isn't loyal, are you retarded?

i guarantee this is a histrionic self-insert by some effeminate comp sci student

I had this until she became depressed. Now we are kind of at a standstill and I'm not sure what to do

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Found em thanks

Not him but if only it were that easy...

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This is literally my bpd gf wtf

Except she actually is really bad at vidya

I know. It'd be remiss if I didn't warn him at least.

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This is the least realistic one in this thread.

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Run while you still can

>Best character can be lost forever if you pick the wrong choices

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