These two psychos walk up to you and claim you as their boyfriend

Assume it's a prank and play along with false bravado.

Call the cops because the game they're from is shit. Also get myself admitted to a psych ward because I'm seeing video game characters, characters from a shit game at that.

Ask them if they are into pegging my ass.

I answer: Only if you sit on my face.

take them home and fugg them senseless

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STOP SHILLING FUCK THE GAME IS OUT ALREADY STOPPPP

I know what they can do to even the beefiest of men. Might as well accept my fate.

>Have 2 girls do this to me in catholic school
>find out in junior high they were just using me to make each other mad
I don't think anyone has actually been my friend my whole life. I was always putting out more effort than they did for me. I was molested because 2 "friends" didn't warn me that I was about to be attacked. They just ran off. Fuck I hate being alive. I'm such a little bitch for not killing myself/

such things don't happen. shit thread. kill yourself OP

I call them shills!

dead thread dead studio

Assume its a joke and wall away then proceed to cry myself to sleep.

by all accounts this game should have been a success if simply for the girls.
Imagine fucking up shilling so badly that not even Yea Forums wants to entertain your shit threads.

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Seek mental help, we cant even discuss the game without mindless freaks like you acting autistic.
>Keeping the cringe dabber and not the sexier one.

I'd rather die a free man than live as their slave

...

embarrassing and low test.

Sorry bud, you're the one with low testosterone if you're going for the dumb one.

ask kyoko to suck me off while misako eats my ass

I'm not going for either of them. They don't have enough sack for my tastes.

Tell them that I agree if they beat me in a fight.

I yield

>if they beat me in a fight.

I'm in awe at how these threads crash and burn each and every time.
Utter awe lads.

well unfortunately this thread is just asking me what id do in this situation
to which i went ahead and replied
i dont really know if theres much worth discussing outside that. theres already a thread where you can actually discuss the game...

Let a cookoff decide who wins. So which one do you think is the better cook?

That's the joke, user.

Sounds great

Already claimed

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>having the gays

Genki girl is cuter, but dumb.

also

genuflect

Get kidnapped so i can make sure

If you're still here please don't actually kill yourself. At the very least, die after making the world your bitch.

try to brush it off as neutrally as possible while being secretly furious they singled me out for this shit

What about it?

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Ask Kyoko what the fuck is going on with the basketball hoops

Also tell Misako to stop wearing shirts she finds

kick their face ugly sluts bitch

Cope harder you faggot shill cuck
One biggest flaws with the way the game is designed is that all of the entrances require you to press X to use them, but that also happens to be the game's basic attack button. So anytime you zone in, if you start pressing X to combo an enemy who spawns right next to the door you'll find yourself being sent to the area you were just at. This is a very, very, very basic game design element that I'm surprised wasn't fixed in even the alpha. Even something as simple as mapping the command to another button would make combat less of a problem as you now have to run away from the area's entrance before you can start fighting every time.

Really gives the impression that the game's playtesters were asleep at the wheel while the VA's were being sucked off.
>6 levels
>only 2 hours long
>garbage spritework
>garbage artwork
>LE EPIC DAB SHIT AM I BLACK NOW XD?
>DUDE IT'S IRONIC BRO
>SJW devs
>gay forced dabbing shit
>paying vtubers to shill the same too
>garbage voice acting
>turned riki into kpop stan bait
>arin hanson is voicing billy from double dragon
>$30 for digital, $35 (probably $40 or $45 with shipping) for physical
>requires gtx 950 or higher
>Haha Misako is really angry lol
>Haha Kyoko is retarded lol
There you go, that's 100% of this game's dialogue.
>I'm waiting so I can buy this new chapter of this manga I'm reading
>LMAO I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE WORD YOU JUST SAID TEEHEE!!!!!!!
>M: DAMN THE CALL IS FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER
>K: Is blocked number someone you don't like?
>Misako's VA also can't say Riki's name right either,
> wayforward spent more money on the marketing (including shills on Yea Forums) and e-celeb faggotry than actual development on this game
>cuckqueens the game
youtube.com/watch?v=kyWKFQ7bklQ
also see
this game was contract work, the contract is finished, so the game is done. They aren't coming back to it.
river city shills cucks BTFO
>gay shill general

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Nothing really, just know you are part of an undesirable class in civilized society.

Dare I say it?

Go look for the superior girls instead

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I wouldn't be talking about "civilized society" while posting on Yea Forums if I were you

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haha pin me down and peg me

24/7 mating press, and making them pregnant every nine months.

>requires gtx 950 or higher
I pirated this shit on a cheapass laptop, and it runs perfectly. The fuck are you talking about?

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that is because you are a gaymo savage. Not everyone has your clear failings.

Be arrested because I’m 31 years old and they’re Japanese Highschoolers.

I mean I’d be flattered but I’m not sure all three of us can fight the cops when they’ve been keeping assault rifles and shotguns in their cars as standard armaments.

Is she blind?

Considering the Yea Forums definition of gay is "likes women" that's not an insult

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he's packing heat in those shorts.

>Yea Forums hates tomboys now
What the fuck happened?

auto sage?

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Traps and futa became everyone’s favorite fetishes for some reason.

Go and kiss my hotter gf right in front of her.

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They were shilled as having boyfriends and then when the game came out and they didn't actually have boyfriends nobody gave a fuck anymore after being psyoped.

No one bought this lmaoo

shill

on

reddit

next

time

Shit taste arrived and brought with it ruin. Post cute tomboys to fix everything.

I'm not gonna fall for this one again you good for nothing bullies

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