Smash Bros Degeneracy

>unfinished restaurant/church basement
>fucking ungodly B.O.
>all dudes and ±2 confused girlfriends
>bitter beta dick-measuring rage undulates under a thin veneer of "competition"
Oh yeah, it's Melee time

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Bro they are playing KoF on that laptop. That's a poverty fighting game dungeon.

>tfw no cum dung

>tfw you'll never play soggy cracker with the lads in the cum closet of a Donato's basement

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The bottom one is legitimately more masculine, it's about straight out function, no waste, no fluff whereas the top one is full gay ass decorations and presentation like a woman would do but just with "man" things instead of typical nick-knacks.
Straight out homo shit on top.

Nigga i don't think you understand, that's not a melee cave.
That's a KoF/Melty Blood dungeon.
These places are for people that have evolved past melee autism and are now in much more advanced stage of autism.
Don't let your guard down just because you see fat nerdy faces smiling at you.
KoF/Melty fans will play you for money and won't hesitate to stab you in the fucking kidney afterwards and rob you if you piss them off.

And that's not the end of the tunnel either.
Any of you ever been to a VF tournament?
Ever experienced getting beaten to near death and anally raped after pissing off the wrong person?
That's the real shit right there, not your melee bullshit.

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Is it true? Are KoF players really that savagely retarded?

>no waste
What about the rubble in the hall?

Most KoF players are traditionally from extremely poor countries, so yes.
The real ass FGC from the ghetto (used to be) pretty dangerous.
The difference is that the FGC as a whole softened up.
But certain fandoms such as KoF remain popular in extremely poor areas so to this day you'll run into people that won't think twice about beating the absolute shit outta you.
The true arcade experience, one could say.

they're all south american, so yes

Those are weapons to use against potential robbers.

Bruh is Virtua Fighter really that fucking hardcore?

I wish that I properly experienced that era of FGC

some dude stabbed someone for beating him in kof in china

tfw you'll never sit in on a meltyblood tournament in the favelas of Sao Paolo

Yes.
I'm not even memeing you, the VF scene is super niche and people in it aren't just elitist, they're fucking mentally deranged.
They know they can afford to be because most of them end up being godlike at fighting games.
This one top tier VF player once got tired of listening to Tekken fans talk shit, he learned the game in a couple of months and absolutely destroyed the competition that had been playing the game for years like it was nothing, then went back to VF saying he was already bored with the game.
I forgot his name but this happened before Tekken Tag 2, that much i remember.

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Guys, you'd literally get stabbed.
In the old days Capcom had to shut down tournaments for a period because nignogs would wait for each other outside after losing, and actually fucking stab each other.
It got so bad Capcom stopped douing tourneys in the US entirely until things got more organized and ground rules were estabilished.
It was crazy back then.

more like king of faggots
Lot of pent up rage in these gorillas. Could curb tons of school shootings by assembling a FGC YMCA for deranged young autismos

Fuck. These fuckers sound like Pai Mei from Kill Bill.

brass knuckles check
stab-proof vest check
rape whistle check
steel tipped boots check

yep. it's gamer time

Could the FGC fix london's youth

Looks comfy
Dunno why but I find concrete walls super chill