Deep lore that you wished you you never knew

if it's not coins then he's not interested, sorry your shit fetish clouds your knowledge of his character

Sneed's room

Germans are cuck and shit fetishists, who knew?

The secret room where you unlock Waluigi. You've gotta get all the stars (including the extra secret star you get by flying into the mural of Peach in the front of the castle and then... well I can't give it all away ;) ) and then you've gotta jump up to that spot as Wario and punch the wall EXACTLY 6,400 times, no more no less, and you'll break a hole into it and Waluigi will come out and be playable

Formerly Chuck's

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Based

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>putting something that Wario's booger picking hands have touched in your mouth

>HOTDOG-A-THON tickets
Kek

Kraut = Dumb

he only picks his nose with his gloves on

CHIM, seriously

Then he would have no interest.

He fucks em then steals their shit

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>Wario narrows his eyes
>instantly becomes a panty-drenching daddy-o
wow you learn something new everyday

based germans

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I thought that Germans didn't have a sense of humor

>MP6 team name for Wario & Toadette is Secret Friends in all languages
>MP7 same thing but its called Double Agents
>Wario is mostly a treasure hunter and disregards almost everyone
>Toadette now treasure hunts and acts like a major smart ass in any speaking role she has in a game.

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What does it say in Japanese though

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I will never forgive MP switch for not having team names.

is there a list of all team combos + names?

youtube.com/watch?v=lx4Dk1aS7gs

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>dat pair as the thumbnail
based

Other countries just don't get it

Wait, so is the Heimlich maneuver a Secret Maneuver or a Maneuver for Lovers?

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this i need to know

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>I'll have to use THAT technique

In the french version they talk in niggerspeak

>for free
Implying that's for free. They're in his love cabin. It has a price.

"Liebe" means love so it's probably secret maneuver

This is why cuckshit is for the birds. It's not about two people in love, it's about fucking with some third party's emotions when they could just get a room.

wario
>successful
>has own business
>inventor
>only goal is to pursue money
>game has the hottest women
>doesnt clean up shit like mario's plumber ass
>best friends include a young boy addicted to video games and alien and a wide and diverse cast
>marios only friends are his brother or his baby self

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The weird part about this one is that the Sonics are the opposite. The one with Eggman has Sonic's mohawk quills from the localized box arts, while the cartoon Robotnik is paired with a Sonic that has his normal look.

Out of all the Mario world pairings, Daisy + Wario is clearly the pairing that would produce the strongest babies.

came here to post this

So the heimlich maneuver translates to secret maneuver?

>this thread
Gunpei Yokoi created Wario and Daisy which is why this is a reference

user in Germany every man is a cuck.

NTR is unironically gay.

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>Saudi Arabian tomby princess and Buff Jewish stereotype are secret lovers

Nintendo is on another level.

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This art is really cute.

My german father always overreacts to anything shit related, do you think he's suppressing something?

>no coins

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>Mario and Daisy are team Nice Couple
Man Luigi can't even keep his own girl to his own brother

Germans experience humor on a higher level than any of us will truly comprehend

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This art really gives the impression that it's drawn by a female so this might as well be soft yaoi.

Misread it as deepest lovers

Nope. Apparently it's drawn by a father who works for some comic book publisher. His daughter really likes the pairing so he drew fanart of it for her, and I guess she finds the mopey Luigi bits funny.

Still it comes off as NTR cuckshit for anyone old enough to appreciate the idea of unrequited love.

Fingerless gloves

mariowiki.com/Sneed

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CG

>Any language but Japanese or English matter
>Ever

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Fun fact: According to Sonic Channel, the Tails Doll is actually harmless. Eggman just kinda took a Tails Puppet and stuffed an energy thing in it (the red antenna at the top of its head).
Meanwhile, the english community turned it into such a creepypasta meme that the Archie comic referenced it.

Did somebody say "deep lore"?

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>he doesn't follow lore of Spanish vidya magazines

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