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What happened to Tyler Blevins?
Angel Kelly
Logan Cook
Playing wow classic last I heard
Landon Walker
Where the fuck does Microsoft get all that money from
Joseph Robinson
>Already rich as fuck and famous
>In the next six years he'll get roughly a billion dollars.
>Gets $155,000,000 A YEAR to play Fortnite
Just blows my mind. What do people like this even spend that money? I'd be curious to ask Ninja what he realistically would buy with all that money? A mansion? Cars? Like eventually I figured you'd have everything you want.
Jose Rivera
they made this little thing called windows, it's an operating system for computers or something
Sebastian Walker
not video games
James Miller
from cucks that pay for windows licenses while based apple chads get osx for free
Henry Gray
who cares
Benjamin Phillips
What would you spend almost billion dollars on, Yea Forums?
Logan Moore
No fucking way
Mason Richardson
They have an operating system that billions of people use.
Cameron Clark
I'll no doubt get called a boomer, but I'll ask because I really don't understand it. I get watching Twitch streamers if there's a gimmick to it like a live translation of a game that never got a Western release or a speedrun or whatever, but if it's just unremarkable gameplay with some unfunny rando playing, why bother? Is it just a friend simulator for lonely losers?
How has it managed to blow up like it has in the last 5-6 years?
Blake Sanchez
what the fuck is Mixer?
Kayden Brooks
From the money tree you retard, don't you know anything?
Anthony Stewart
gay dating app I think
Lincoln Butler
My hobbies
Adrian Garcia
Living a comfy neet life in a 1 room apartment until I die
Logan Brooks
Billions of games that I will never play.
Ayden Brooks
Buy this website and shut it down.
Zachary Cooper
Personally, I dont have cable, so YouTube and twitch end up being a lot of my passive entertainment. Seeing as I keep seeing that cable is declining I can assume it's like that for a lot of people. That, and people use them as surrogate friends or even babysitters since there's a ton of literal children on twitch
Colton Carter
Will Fortnite even be relevant in 6 years?
Charles Price
And why are they scared of Google overtaking them?
Connor Russell
no dude its not just a gay dating app. It is called MIXer for a reason.
Angel Smith
shut the FUCK up boomer
>uuughhh me no understand modern culture
yeah maybe because your time is over, you literally don't belong here anymore
now do us all a favor and kill yourself before you're a wrinkled leech shitting his diapers staring at his medicine all day
Julian Fisher
Probably just vidya stuff, cosmetics and games on my wishlist, would probably quit my job and just live the rest of my life as a neet.
Brayden Flores
Is this porn.
Josiah Edwards
Wyatt Rogers
I doubt it. You'll eventually have the "next big thing" come out, whatever that will be. It's probably gonna be a BR though.
Lincoln Lopez
A mansion for myself and other anons
Isaac Richardson
the hell is happenin here?
Owen Brown
>pay
Win 10 was free faggot lmao get rekt kiddo
Alexander Kelly
this
Jacob Harris
Me on the right on all levels including physical
I can come too, right?
Thomas Turner
Because more and more people are buying cell phones, and Window's phones are a joke.
Camden Turner
Probably fake but paying that guy almost a billion dollars just to stream in your platform sounds like a really bad deal for Microsoft. I mean, what's even the appeal of Ninja.
Adrian Green
This is from a gay porno isn't it
Luis Watson
what's a fucking Mixer
Jason Lopez
That face looks uncanny as fuck with that body
Hudson Carter
You got it. there also all the kids who have grown in the past 5-6 years watching and showing their friends and siblings.
Aiden Gutierrez
>Paying the 500 apple tax
To be honest you get shit like imovie and garageband for free but you could just pirate adobe shit.
Linux master race
Henry Rogers
Windows phone is dead bro
If only they finished that Windows for Snapdragon project they would probably have a chance.
Elijah Russell
I heard it was like a million bucks to clean all the trash in the ocean, so I'd probably do that, then i'd overthrow the oil companies with my funded superior energy sources be new top dog. Even if I failed I imagine it would be quite fun to try.
Easton Rodriguez
I would make a mega corp, get sex slaves and invest in stocks.
Got to make that 1 billion into 2 billion.
Joseph Brown
I'd buy 3 PS3s
Landon Allen
oh my gosh what a hottie
Ryder Green
vintage meme, very nice
Carter Hernandez
Live a comfy NEET life in the mountains
David Reed
>retards actually fell for the 932 million hoax
you zoomer faggots are so fucking stupid holy shit
Luis Ross
>but if it's just unremarkable gameplay with some unfunny rando playing, why bother?
Your priming the question
No one watches someone who is bad at games and unfunny, people watch people who they find funny
What your really asking is why do you find people funny when I don't find them funny, which is a pretty stupid question
Charles Edwards
Tech support scams
Cameron Gonzalez
He has a very large appeal to young gamers for whatever reason.
Considering they bought Minecraft for $2 billion I can almost see it, they just splash cash where ever.
Colton Russell
microsofts own livestreaming site. trying to compete with twitch
Landon Brown
I don't believe it, the math nowhere near adds up there. Near the end of his Twitch presence he was down to maybe $500k worth of subs a year, a little more from tier 2/3 subs and cheers/donations but as far as I know he received far less of them than other streamers at his level because he wasn't particularly likeable after several gaffes, it was mostly prime subs equal to tier 1. He'd never get anywhere near $1b, even $100m would be absurd. Other streamers who have more Twitch subs than he had were talking a while ago about how they'd sell out in a heartbeat for $10m. I estimate he got a $6–8m deal, which would still be exceedingly generous. You don't drop a fourth of the pricetag of the Star Wars buyout on a single streamer, with that kind of money you might as well just buy Twitch itself which is worth only a few billion now compared to the billion Amazon bought it for some years back.
John Garcia
The only thing I would give to Ninja is my penis into his asshole
Aaron Richardson
he'd probably be down for it since he said hes been with men
Luis Taylor
i'd get a tattoo of a huge dick where my little dick is so i could trick hooers
Isaac Cooper
Bill Gates Child Sacrifices
Jace Miller
I'd buy 4channel and rename it back to fucking Yea Forums, hen I'd become a benevolent admin and return the site to glory.
Grayson Smith
sauce? I’d plough that tight twink hole into next week.
Ethan Sanchez
Move to a 3rd world country. Buy a mansion with armed guards. Acquire a harem of underaged girls.
Grayson Martin
p-please release us from our prison
Hunter Cruz
How did the number become public?
This deal happened a month ago.
Parker Cooper
NVM, it's fake.
Thanks a lot, zoomer Yea Forums.
Jason Morgan
just youtube it, it was a slip up and he tried to pass it off as a joke but he looked genuinely concerned that he said it out loud
Hunter Walker
>trannies
>pot
>taco bell
>finally get around to making that album