What happened to Tyler Blevins?

They have an operating system that billions of people use.

I'll no doubt get called a boomer, but I'll ask because I really don't understand it. I get watching Twitch streamers if there's a gimmick to it like a live translation of a game that never got a Western release or a speedrun or whatever, but if it's just unremarkable gameplay with some unfunny rando playing, why bother? Is it just a friend simulator for lonely losers?

How has it managed to blow up like it has in the last 5-6 years?

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what the fuck is Mixer?

From the money tree you retard, don't you know anything?

gay dating app I think

My hobbies

Living a comfy neet life in a 1 room apartment until I die

Billions of games that I will never play.

Buy this website and shut it down.

Personally, I dont have cable, so YouTube and twitch end up being a lot of my passive entertainment. Seeing as I keep seeing that cable is declining I can assume it's like that for a lot of people. That, and people use them as surrogate friends or even babysitters since there's a ton of literal children on twitch

Will Fortnite even be relevant in 6 years?

And why are they scared of Google overtaking them?

no dude its not just a gay dating app. It is called MIXer for a reason.

shut the FUCK up boomer
>uuughhh me no understand modern culture
yeah maybe because your time is over, you literally don't belong here anymore
now do us all a favor and kill yourself before you're a wrinkled leech shitting his diapers staring at his medicine all day

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Probably just vidya stuff, cosmetics and games on my wishlist, would probably quit my job and just live the rest of my life as a neet.

Is this porn.

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I doubt it. You'll eventually have the "next big thing" come out, whatever that will be. It's probably gonna be a BR though.

A mansion for myself and other anons

the hell is happenin here?

>pay
Win 10 was free faggot lmao get rekt kiddo

this

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Me on the right on all levels including physical
I can come too, right?

Because more and more people are buying cell phones, and Window's phones are a joke.

Probably fake but paying that guy almost a billion dollars just to stream in your platform sounds like a really bad deal for Microsoft. I mean, what's even the appeal of Ninja.

This is from a gay porno isn't it

what's a fucking Mixer

That face looks uncanny as fuck with that body

You got it. there also all the kids who have grown in the past 5-6 years watching and showing their friends and siblings.

>Paying the 500 apple tax
To be honest you get shit like imovie and garageband for free but you could just pirate adobe shit.
Linux master race

Windows phone is dead bro

If only they finished that Windows for Snapdragon project they would probably have a chance.

I heard it was like a million bucks to clean all the trash in the ocean, so I'd probably do that, then i'd overthrow the oil companies with my funded superior energy sources be new top dog. Even if I failed I imagine it would be quite fun to try.

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I would make a mega corp, get sex slaves and invest in stocks.
Got to make that 1 billion into 2 billion.

I'd buy 3 PS3s

oh my gosh what a hottie

vintage meme, very nice

Live a comfy NEET life in the mountains

>retards actually fell for the 932 million hoax
you zoomer faggots are so fucking stupid holy shit

>but if it's just unremarkable gameplay with some unfunny rando playing, why bother?
Your priming the question
No one watches someone who is bad at games and unfunny, people watch people who they find funny
What your really asking is why do you find people funny when I don't find them funny, which is a pretty stupid question

Tech support scams

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He has a very large appeal to young gamers for whatever reason.
Considering they bought Minecraft for $2 billion I can almost see it, they just splash cash where ever.

microsofts own livestreaming site. trying to compete with twitch

I don't believe it, the math nowhere near adds up there. Near the end of his Twitch presence he was down to maybe $500k worth of subs a year, a little more from tier 2/3 subs and cheers/donations but as far as I know he received far less of them than other streamers at his level because he wasn't particularly likeable after several gaffes, it was mostly prime subs equal to tier 1. He'd never get anywhere near $1b, even $100m would be absurd. Other streamers who have more Twitch subs than he had were talking a while ago about how they'd sell out in a heartbeat for $10m. I estimate he got a $6–8m deal, which would still be exceedingly generous. You don't drop a fourth of the pricetag of the Star Wars buyout on a single streamer, with that kind of money you might as well just buy Twitch itself which is worth only a few billion now compared to the billion Amazon bought it for some years back.

The only thing I would give to Ninja is my penis into his asshole

he'd probably be down for it since he said hes been with men

i'd get a tattoo of a huge dick where my little dick is so i could trick hooers

Bill Gates Child Sacrifices

I'd buy 4channel and rename it back to fucking Yea Forums, hen I'd become a benevolent admin and return the site to glory.

sauce? I’d plough that tight twink hole into next week.

Move to a 3rd world country. Buy a mansion with armed guards. Acquire a harem of underaged girls.

p-please release us from our prison

How did the number become public?
This deal happened a month ago.

NVM, it's fake.
Thanks a lot, zoomer Yea Forums.

just youtube it, it was a slip up and he tried to pass it off as a joke but he looked genuinely concerned that he said it out loud

>trannies
>pot
>taco bell
>finally get around to making that album