How does one obtain a gnome gf?

How does one obtain a gnome gf?

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WoWfags are into midgets?

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Not midgets, gnomes! ;)

Gotta wait for robowaifus on that one, I'm not sure human dwarf ladies can be so stacked.

Thankfully we shouldn't be so far off, and if the lovedoll industry is anything to go by, the smaller dolls are generally cheaper due to lesser materials, and also they're of more manageable weight for pickup up.

You disgust me

Yummy!

What about Dorf gf?

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Please don't judge a man and his love for a gnomefu.

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No es pedophilia, fampai, we here in this thread like shortstacks who are of mature age, facial features and proportions. No kiddy twiddlers here.

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that's always been a thing.
They're pretty much the great ancestors of loli potato races you see in every last MMO game now.
Gnomes aren't very sexual by default, much much less so than a modern potato, but you can be certain people went there ASAP.

You wouldn't marry a gnome would you?

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>posts the only example of a hot irl shortstack
maybe if you posted someone who wasn't a meme

How vanilla. Make her green.

>the only example

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I'm pretty sure WoW and InCase's Alfie are the only two places a man can go to have his shortstack Fantasies sated.

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You're disgusting
Go die in a /vg/

>pic
good taste

She still has a dwarf face, a much better version, but still clearly a dwarf face. has a 100% normal face.

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I'm down, I can jack it to sfms of Chromie EASY. I couldn't tell you why shortstacks make my pp hard, but there's just something about that juxtaposition that's quite exquisite.

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Better than original Asuka.

HNNGGGGG

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Whoo

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oh my god

>irredeemable cunt
Fuck Incase.

still gonna need more examples, this isn't good enough either

>Posting Hearthstone
>Not posting Gnomeferatu

Jfc user get it together

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Why did she go through the trouble of making fake freckles for a cosplay of a character who has none? Granted, freckles would improve Asuka, but it's an odd choice nonetheless.

>shortstack
Why doesn't incase just draw lolis? What an embarrassing workaround.

Who IS she, I've seen ya'll dump her here whenever we're circlejerking about shortstacks every time

I would g'not

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There are lots of cute gnomes in Hearthstone.

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Because lolicons and shortstack fags are NOT THE FUCKING SAME. The literal only unifying factor is the height.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHORT WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING PERFECTTTTT I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Shortstacks aren't lolis, there may be some overlap, but I'd argue that lolis hit a different kink from shortstacks. Shortstacks need to be stacked, and also need some thickness to them. It's like a very specific kind of thicc. Lolis are nubile and pre pubescent.

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Damn, normalfags are THAT retarded?

Im crashing this thread with no survivors

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Im gnot a gnelf

Gotta hit up your local middle school my dude.

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Remember a month in when people thought those knees were either her breasts or a penis?

ugly art style, bitch looks like a Leper Gnome.