The thinking man's pairing

Aerith doesnt like fatasses

Which one uses the strap-on dildo?

the ascended man's pairing

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Gamer thread

Tifa, but Aerith is a power bottom.

jokah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM

look at this faggot

18+ website.

From the great philosopher of our them. If they using strips on then they not dyke's

Yowie wowie, just what I needed!

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Where's ACK when you need him

*ahem*

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Ultimate pairing.

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>Come play, m'lord

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>It's a "tomboy seduces a classy lady" episode

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wtf I love 3dpd now

why cloud isnt happy?

nothing big brain about being a yurishitter

>It's a "/u/ general outside of containment board" episode

>literal cuck

Tifa got breast reduction surgery

He's gay

>yuri

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Why do people hate yuri so much?

Because yuris is about women hating men.

He heard about FF7R getting episodes

>watching 2 girls scissor is more cucked than watching another man fuck one girl

he realized hes more gay than he thought

Source?

If yuri makes you irrationally angry, chances are that you're a faggot. Heterosexual men have always enjoyed looking at girls doing lewd stuff together.

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But I'm a faggot and I enjoy yuri.

I hate how the Japanese add these little notes to explain the context of the characters like their audience is fucking braindead.

This entire fucking board is just different variants of freak and loser leaking out of their containment boards. Why does yuri in particular make you such a butthurt fag?

Why make thread about it? Masturbate to it and move on. Discussing it and saving images about any gay shit is autistic

>ywn get Mini'd then placed in the middle of those two going at it

How does one come to such a conclusion? Just because I like women doesnt mean I hate men. Im just not gay.

God says man is not supposed to lie with man. If you like this, then you are against God's word.

All day, every day.
Tell god to suck my dick if he likes to watch that much.

It's better the other way around.

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Faggots are bad, but lesbians are okay.

Thank God I'm straight!

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Your excuse doesn't hold up because you only ever come to yuri threads to post this shit. You never seem to bother the bara and yaoi threads, or the off topic political shit, or the hundred daily waifu threads. You're just an asshurt nigga

And they wonder why I have a problem with them.

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Based and biblepilled

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>i only like watching a male plow a girl!
You are literally retarded fucking stupid nigger

I don't lie with them, I just suck their cock.

>Two (2) threads
>When so much other garbage has 5+ threads at a time
>Zero posts in the other so you probably made it yourself just to have something to complain about anyway

You're more autistic and spam your garage likeshows

I dont lay with men, I just fuck them. Guess I'm okay.

>man is not supposed to lie with man
and that has what with 2 woman helping each other masturbate?

It's dumb virgins mad that even fictional girls choose another woman over them.

Funny how cucktian nations are the most gay and zoophilic ones out there. Either way yuri is not about men lying with men.

Looking down a girls shirt is one of the most soul cleansing things on earth.

we're even starting to get gacha generals on here as well

Christ, this happened over 10 years ago. Can't believe it's still around

>watching any two people having sex

Masturbate to solo shit like a human being not a cuck.

maybe you should fuck off from this site homo? Yea Forums has always been filled with threads of erotic shit. Fucking newnigger cunt

>Got called out before you could even post your obvious tactic by

>pairing
If you're not looking at/watching solo you're likely cuck inclined.

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>i like literally not being involved and watching in a corner
I can play that game too nigger

>It's dumb virgins
Exactly what a /u/ cuck is lol who actually save this shit and wants to discuss this? Get a job and get laid faggot

There was a story about the blonde giving the brunette her number, and they became very good friends afterwards

Fucking this.

I unironically enjoyed FF XIII

What about trannies lying with trannies? I can't tell if it's yuri or yaoi anymore.

I do not care about Tifa

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Please tell me more.

you just know...

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I dunno, did the bible predict that cucktians would eventually come out of the closet as trannies and chop off their genitalia?

>Cucks discussing fantasy to themselves.

I hope the remake leads to more Tifa bestiality doujins

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I WANT MILKIES

Heartwarming.

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I don't know user, I was never a cuck and my genitals are here to stay.

Attractive women aren't gay. Or at least less than 2% are.

Agreed

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Lesbianism seems like a meme. Attractive women only do that shit to make men excited.

By Yea Forums standards less than 2% of ALL women are attractive because they're 3D, so this is a meaningless statement

source for this is?

The only thinking going on here is with your dick. The Thinking Man doesn't actually give a shit what two make believe characters do or say.

true. the vast majority of lesbians are actually waiting for Chad

fuck, made me spill my drink

life experience from Yea Forums neets.

COOOM

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First leave your parents house, then find a gay women. 9/10 she will either look like a dude or be so unattractive no good looking dude would want her

Nah I've dated a few lesbos and they all were pretty cute. Lesbian = ugly is the true meme, of course some are ugly, but their sexuality doesn't matter.

Why does yuri make me feel so warm and fuzzy inside?

>Nah I've dated a few lesbos and they all were pretty cute.
Nice lie user

>Implying Yea Forums is about videogames anymore and not a abortion of every board.

>Nah I've dated a few lesbos and they all were pretty cute
Implying you're a girl?

All wojakposters, literally 100% of them, are newfags and need to be banned. There has not been a single funny wojak in the last 11 years. Not even one. Just braindead losers that are Yea Forums's equivalent of that retarded kid in the 4th grade who thought "humor" was repeating the same punchline a hundred times a day, every day, without ever actually telling the joke the punchline goes to.

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>everything I don't like is cuck
Fuck off, closet cuck.

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First, weirdly aggressive. Second, I was just asking brah

Nah, there's been a few good ones. Go back to posting advice dogs and crying about Snacks.

Anti-yuri fags are legit infuriated by 2D lesbians for some mysterious reason.

god gave me autism
well call it even, eh

>Literally getting online and discussing women having sex and not going out and trying to get laid yourself
>Not a cuck
Yeah, try again

>a few good ones
Put your money where your mouth is then, loser. I tell you there are none, and I mean none.

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>can't do both
Based sub 80 IQ cuck.

>pretends to be an oldfag while avatar posting

>Wasting time on one when you could just focus on the other with better success
C/u/ck.

A 2D lesbian killed his father, and raped his mother.

>society has degenerated so much now that gay content is considered straight and vice versa

He gives the hardest challenges to the strongest soldiers.

>two images of the same character constitute avatarposting
Why isn't Wojak considered an avatar, then?

Masturbating to another man having sex isn't remotely normal.

I will post Kenobis until you show me even a fuckint shred of evidence there's ever been a funny feels guy or wojak and right now you're refusing to. Because you know I'm right.

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>More deluded nonsense from an old depressed fuck

Why haven't you sought help or just kys?

No I'm a femboi larping as a tranny. You'd be surprised how many lesbian girls (or "hetero" dudes) you can actually get on apps like Tinder or OkCupid by just saying you're a tranny and have long hair.

>being some beta faggot who needs to try 24/7 and can't just enjoy himself
If you're so dedicated then why are you on Yea Forums right now? Based closet cuck.

>Wants to accuse others of avatarfagging
>But defends fucking wojaks, ground zero of avatarfagging

reminder you are replying to a gay paedophile diaperfetishist who is unironically afraid of vaginas and unironically pays hirobucks to rapidshitpost.

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Not him but how about this Epic Employee?

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OOOHOOOOooohoooOOOOHOOHOO.,...
MEEEE MMEEE LIKEY....
OOOHOOHOOHohhoOOOOhhhhhh
ME LIKEY... ANY...ANNYEI...ANIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEE MEMEEMEEEEEEE OOooooHHH OOHHHHhhh AAAAAAAaahahHHHHH

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Or this Ventrilo guy?

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Modern wojacks aren't avatars, they're jabs at various groups of people.

>Ventrilo

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>>Still hoping it futa on futa like Biblical God intended

Aeris' tits are too large, at least get that shit right

Women are also evil according to God. Tricked men into sin.

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He's well aware, because he's replying to himself.

seething

Both would be funnier if you drew them yourself. And more importantly, using meme templates to attack other people and not to reflect yourself misses the original point of them, and makes you look like an assblasted babyman.

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>tfw will never be a futanari and have hot futa on futa sex with my futanari girlfriend

>christcucks
cringe

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>futa on futa
the show of a true pleb
so close to perfection, yet so far

Is this the one where the dyke makes the girl do embarrassing things to get her to attend class?

But we would each have a cock for each other's pussy. It'd be a perfect match.

Sure seems that way

futa on male is the thinking man fetish

>everything has to be funny
Why are you posting Kenobi then? He's not funny.

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some /sci/ wojaks are funny
>problem newton?

Yes

Excuse me Boys and trannies. I'd like to give a shout out to my man Obi-Wan for derailing and combating the Yuri menace. Doing God's work son. Keep it up

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They've called each other good friends in the game and Tifa said she was a great friend and blew smoke up her ass in the movie.

Fuck off to /u/, faggots.

New chapters can't come out fast enough. This manga has been such a cocktease.

I'm "thinking" you're just a fag in denial

He's an elegant meme from a more civilized age.

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Hopefully it doesn't end on a cocktease. It'll be the first yuri manga in my collection.

>It'll be the first yuri manga in my collection.
>Paying money for homoshit
All hope is lost

>he is so deep in shitpost that he physically can't feel joy anymore
How can anyone let things go this bad?

Based futaxfutachad
Cringe and gaycuckpilled

>Hopefully it doesn't end on a cocktease.
This is what I'd hate the most. All that build up that ends literally on nothing.

Truth

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Cocktease manga exists for that one purpose. You're not getting shit.

Which one has a dick?

It's Yukataro

Both of them.

Only if you go back to

If you unironically think that any kind of discussion of yuri belongs only on /u/ then your newfaggotry knows no bounds. Lurk more and post less. Or better yet, just fuck off back to where you came from.

IDK if its one dude or a group, but im loving the increase of stylesposting im seeing in v

God isn't real, you retard

I'm so glad Bloom Into You wasn't this

>futa on female
For cuckolds.
>futa on male
For faggots that want to take dick.
>male on futa
For homosexuals.
>futa on futa
For patricians that have reached the apex of intelligence and masculinity

Whatever you say jizzbrain. What's the next fetish that's gonna control your life?

kys

what are you talking about? wojak are funny, you are the seethe motherfucker who don't like it

>can only resort to Facebook normalfag phrases in the face of facts and logic
lel

CANON

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>jizzbrain
>control your life
Yeah, ok. I think there's no need for any more discussion here. Back to ribbit, friend.

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Says the fucking idiot who alters his vocabulary whenever the bandwagon informs him there is a new buzzword to become obsessed with

>mega cuck

>Someone wasted their afternoon in this

Beta cuck alert lol

I love this kind of thing, Aerith molesting a flustered Tifa.

Based

>/u/ sports

combination of baiting and extreme waifufags

and cute

Unless she's into tifa because of her being a massive feritlity sow, due to aeris being the lifestream girl- it's shit.

people make fucking videos of reddit shit now who watches this shit

I don't mind it in a doujin, 99% of the time it's usually some obnoxious faggot pairing two girls who have no reason to be with each other though. Yuri is the veganism of fetishes, they just have to make sure everyone knows

One particularly autistic guy is on a crusade against lesbians because he has literally nothing else in life.

>I too love to make fantasy scenarios up where canon straight women are gay

CRINGE

this is a tifaxyuffie board

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I still fap to that Gold Saucer doujin where Aerith fucks Yuffie and then Tifa wakes up and join the fun but we only see the aftermath. Good shit.

are you that one gay /u/ user

>yuffie
pedo

>all the straightfags in this thread getting this unironically triggered by fictional lesbians in a game from over a decade ago
I didnt know it was possible for anyone to be this pathetic but apparantly all of you are.

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i love yuri

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>It's one guy from 2013
/u/ delusion knows no bounds huh?

based
Also based
Nothing pedophilic about a hot woman teaching a hot girl about the bees and the bees

But man means mankind. Are women not part of mankind?

i forgot the image

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I fucking hate this retort, because every time I see something like this posted I keep remembering all the self-insert type or just the same type of delusional faggotry of romance that anons post and are totally ok with, because it isn't yuri, but which has literally just as much, if not less, basis than those same yurifags.

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Your writing style is a dead giveaway.
That's how we found out it was you in the first place.

Uh guys?
Why haven't we seen the new Yuffie yet?

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They've not contributed to the creation of anything but incels

>But man means mankind
in this context it wouldnt make sense at all for it to mean mankind. Are you fucking retarded? "mankind will not lay with mankind"

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to be fair women are only really attracted to money which is why the flock to men since they are competent at making money while 3DPD can't

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Because Yuffie is post-Midgar and part 1 is probably only Midgar

I'll agree with you, I don't support the delusional romance pairings regardless of where it's coming from. I guess I should generalize with shippers and self inserters, I guess yuri just bothers me more because characters I like are usually at the receiving end of the treatment.

>Literally believing in a Boogeyman

We'll makes sense I guess. You do obsess over a fetish

There it is again.
Man you suck at this.
No wonder you were so easily identified in other boards despite posting anonymously.

Literally hasn't been designed or modeled and you probably won't see her for another 4 or 5 years

>he doesnt want to own things he enjoys
Cringe

>There it is
>It

Is "it" the truth?

This thread blows, I just wanted to think about fucking flower girl and maybe big titties.

How did they get away with this?
KotOR was forced to adapt it out, they pulled it through.

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>taking advice from Yea Forums
>not asking before hand if dyke wanted to take a dicking
Its like a Greek tragedy were the protagonists hubris caused their downfall

Try making the thread here
Next time

why are you quoting me with that obsessed nutjob

yuri is fucking based, watching two girls fuck is hot

don't be a retarded drone and hate shit because Yea Forums told you to

Paul's writings specify both genders when denigrating various places with accusations of homosexuality. Jew lesbians are free to explore how two scissors can intersect each other.

KotOR had to contend with George Lucas outright stating that there are no homos in star wars.

nice tits

>Gets off to literal erect cocks.
AHAHHAHHAAA

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how come the tomboy always gets chosen over the preppy girl instead of the tomboy choosing the preppy girl herself?

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Been year for over 10 years. I'm sick of fap-bait OPs and the fap-bait shitposting that comes with them. I'm done with hiding them, reporting them, filtering them - I'm fuckin done. Really god damn sick of it and I've snapped. I'm going to post coomshit until the board quality either improves or I lose my fuckin mind.

i don't get how "straight"bros do it, if i see a male my dick fucking hates it

Who am I supposed to self insert as if they're both girls?

you stop being a self insert autist

/u/ crossboarders fuck off

>self-inserting
autism

Saul is an impostor claiming to be an Apostle despite not being part of the OG crew.

>yuri
yuri is just them warming up before fucking (you)
If you can't get off to two hot girls kissing you're probably gay or have no imagination

>Why yes I do like making yuri for any female character I like how can you tell

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Diamond in the Rough meme

3DPD are defiantly not human, 2D is but due to their purity homosexual act between them are not sinful thus negating the other point

You know, not defending the typical delusional /u/fag, but some manga artists have tone down their yuri because of publishers, like in pic related's afterword explained.
I agree that jumping the gun and constantly pairing two girls out of the blue is fucking retarded, and I think in general it's something that has been plaguing and ruining yuri in general, since most artists have to go and play it "safe" when serialized, instead of going all out, because there's quite a lot of delusional subtext faggots out there. Who keep jerking off subtext instead of something that is actual confirmed.

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>Attractive women only do that shit to make men excited.
sounds great!
what's the problem then?
Why is everyone angry? Clearly the two girls in the OP are just doing that to make cloud excited.

How mad would nu-Yea Forums be if she was revealed as dateable to females only?

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No u
Extremely mad. People seethe that DA:I had gender and race specific romances.

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>If yuri makes you irrationally angry, chances are that you're a faggot. Heterosexual men have always enjoyed looking at girls doing lewd stuff together.

If incest makes you irrationally angry you must want to fuck one of your relatives. This is you, this is what you sound like.

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>im sick of it
>so let me spam every thread haha
ok retard

gonna save this and post in /tg/ filename threads with the filename
>rules_lawyers.jpg

YES

>be me
>26
>realize that tomboys don't really exist at my age
>the ones that do are certainly married
>will never have a tomboy GF again

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as the cameraman

good luck with that faggot

I will make sure to find you, but it will likely take years

This is a fact

how is incest comparable to fucking yuri?

I've heard that most of those videos are made and uploaded by bots with little-to-no human participation.
You're right in wondering who the fuck watches it, though.

>enemies use height to their advantage
what games do this

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Witches have automatically redeemed this thread.

So did the first DA. You couldn't for example date Morrigan when you were female, but that was apparently OK.
Also Sera in DA:I fucking sucked. I hated her character, I hated how she looked, basically a Norf FC parody.

basketball
volleyball

The only true pairing is my dick X Tifa's boobs.

but what if your dick was a girl

rape

Damn that is clever