Uuuuggghhhhh
Uuuuggghhhhh
Tyler Cruz
Nathaniel Adams
Jesus christ kojima's own farts are more addicting than heroin.
Jace Morales
KINO
Nicholas Sanders
Is he the post pretentious fuck in video games?
Hudson Gutierrez
Bro, you just posted cringe.
Zachary Jones
>the hate boner grows as we near release
Dab
Ryder Powell
He'll bridge into Silent Hills!
Chase Walker
>Sam Porter Bridges
Evan Clark
And he even put his own autograph on it. Fucking hell.
Jackson Price
>third person shooting and fetch quests in an empty open world are a new genre
Fuck this retard
Lincoln Ortiz
>Porter Bridges
I cant even with this fucking hack anymore
Nathaniel Johnson
>accustomed to live in isolation
Kojimbo is unto you, Yea Forumsideo gaymers
Camden Nelson
>muh connecting with other people
I'm starting to think that this is the only theme Japs can write.
Xavier Cook
>i cant even
Back to twitter faggot
Carter Butler
So, the single player, if any, is gonna suck isn't it? I don't want to subscribe to ps+.
Benjamin Miller
>Sam the Bridgebringer
really?
Evan Evans
Yup. By far.
Nomura would be a close second.
Carson White
He's just explaining his fucking game retarded not everything is pretentious
Matthew Brown
The we live in a society of video games.
Jose Wilson
I'm here forever sweetie :)
Luke Collins
Explaining your story for people to make sure they "get it" IS pretentious, ESL.
Jackson Campbell
Says the retard. How does his cock taste?
Asher Gutierrez
Why are you people so fucking disingenuous
Robert Watson
How else are they going to peer pressure people into embracing their salariman wageslave personal dystopia if they preached personal freedom instead of their bugmen propaganda?
Andrew Fisher
Because you fuckers keep asking for him to explain it, it would be """pretentious""" if he said nothing
Cooper Thomas
No it isn't. Are you retarded? Do you know what pretentious means? All of these are rhetorical questions.
Jackson Long
He is only doing it because plebs wanted him to
Xavier Evans
HACK HACK HACK
HE'S A FUCKING HACK
DID I MENTION HE'S A HACK????
KOJIMA IS A FUCKING HACK
HE'S A HACK
HACK HACK HACK
HACKJIMA HIDEO HACKJIMA
HIDEO HACKMAN KOJIMA
I'M NOT A RETARD HE'S JUST A HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK
HE'S A HAAAAAAAACKKKKK
WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME HE'S A HACK I KEEP SAYING IT BUT NOBODY LISTENS
HACK HACK HACK HACK OH AND HE'S PRETENTIOUS TOO
Zachary Turner
>Sam Porter Bridges
>Samuel is a judge in the Old Testament, one who anointed kings.
>A porter is a dude who carries luggage
>A bridge is a fucking bridge, you know what a bridge is
There. That's the story. I spoiled the whole thing for you. Good fucking job Kojimbo.
Jeremiah Peterson
This shit is going to be glorified Dark Souls message system.
Andrew Nguyen
>it's a totally new genre
>walking sim with cargo delivery and shooting/stealth
>also online mechanics that have been used in tons of other games
wow amazing he is the best developer in the world
Connor Russell
Pretty interesting how he only likes to connect with a lot of Hollywood celebrities but not with random hobbos.
Jackson Nguyen
people have been screaming for months about 'not knowing what the game is about' when all the trailers have made it pretty fucking clear if you take more than 30 seconds to think about it. But no, 'what even is death stranding' has become a mini-meme in and of itself so he has to do this to placate morons who can't think for themselves.
This is a creator finally giving up at the crowds of people screaming at him saying 'this is wierd, I don't get it' to help smoothe over these problems before release, and honestly, it's kinda sad he even had to do this in the first place.
Charles Young
I can get you a thesaurus mate, looks like you need one. If you actually know what one is.
Adam Carter
Try rear