How should I kill my dog?

Kill yourself instead

State your terms and have an honorable duel before the town court.

All bark, no bite the post.

cook it with galangal and citronella

Give it chocolate

He obviously were just killing competition.

This, rape is the only answer.

this, give the dog a big milk chocolate bar

>nintendogs
He just wanted you to play with the real thing user

Allowing it to live the best life it possibly can then letting it leave this world of old age.

Kill all dogs.
Rise up catbros!

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>its another "OP reposts the same shitty threads for attention" episode

Kill yourself instead, underage

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Don't kill him unless he's a pitbull

What's with the sudden influx of Chinese posters?

Kill him unless hes a pitbull.

Dog thread?
Here's mine

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>Think like a leaf
>Be like a leaf
>Act like a leaf
>Live like a leaf

a leaf and his dog

Based heckin woofers!

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chew his toy
show who owns the house

Chocolate is your best option.

webm related

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Make it play VIDEO GAMES until he's so useless and depressed he commits suicide.

He did you a favor. Give him a treat.

good dogs

based dog showing your neglect

Why the fuck are you leaving your shit where a fucking dog could chew on it? You're a fucking retard.

He wants to play video games with you

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Good boi.
I miss him.

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Good thing for that $60 you get infinite replacements for th-OH WAIT THAT'S ONLY DIGITAL.

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Dogs will somehow always find some small object to chew on user

Because he's an incel who's never had sex.

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This has not been a problem for me since 2012 when I first got really into raising dogs right.

Clean your fucking house and teach your dogs that not everything is a chew toy.

Dog thread?

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Anyone else thought it was a dog about to jump off a plane by the thumbnail?

Dog thread.
I miss her.

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Call the ATF, they'll do it for free.

Did you not see what the game was? LMAO

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>YOU CAN'T HURT THE PUPPER WUPPER LUPPER DOGGO SCHLOPPO WHOPPO WOOFER LOOFER DOOFER

I'm sorry user.

Dog thread

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>How should I kill my dog?
the same way I killed my Dog.

>DOOOOOOOOOOGS YAAAAAAAS THE HECKIN FLOOOFER BORKER AAAAAAH

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This but unironically.
It's not the dog's fault you're too stupid to keep small shit out of reach.

Where is he?

Have sex.

>dog chew my psvr and i had to put him down
>my cat plays with me everday and make no problem

Hmmmmmm

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that's the joke

Abandon him, what kind of fag needs a stinky beast shitting and salivating over everything?

>nintendogs
Maybe you should kill your digital dogs instead.

That's literally the same logic the libs use when nigs are committing crimes.
Stop with the bias of low expectations, they know better.

He was already pretty old in that pic, and his cancer was coming back hard. Had to have him euthanized. Life ain't fair.
The two dogs I have now are healthy and happy though. Here's one of them.

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Dog thread it is.

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THATSTHEJOKE

>pit bulls
literally the niggers of dogs.

>this is socially acceptable
I understand loving your dog but jesus christ

Are they safe to boop? Because those sniffers are prime boop targets.

he likes pillows

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>reddit
>socially acceptable
I don't think so.

Don't kill your dog.

>nigger

explain this