Meanwhile on tamriel Yea Forums

Meanwhile on tamriel Yea Forums

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Have you heard of the High Elves?

Azura MADE argonians specifically to be enslaved, as evidenced by their inability to effectively cast magic, their resistance to many of the normal plebian diseases, and their legs, which are more efficient for long stretches of menial labor.

Fuck off n'wah

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>implying he has ever lied

Actually Argonians are talented mystics and illusionists, and can guard your test subjects well.
On the other hand Khajit have no talent for magic and only good as slaves.
However every competent wizard lord should not use slaves and create perfectly loyal waifu clones of himself.

is that the entire elder scrolls world or is it just a continent on it?

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nah theres a frozen contintent to the north where the nords originate from. to the east of tamriel is akavir where asian snakepeople and other beast races live. theres a bunch of island to the west where the redguards supposedly originate from named yokuda.

Also there's a bunch of other dimensions, higher planes of being, and time kind of isn't real, so the past and future all kind of happen in parallel.

How am I meant to take the culinary opinion seriously of a race that licks their own asshole clean? Fucking Khajit.

About to check out this Malacath shrine, dubs decide what I say to him

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Tell him he's like a bitch ass version of Molag Bal.

I don't get why you guys call him a liar

>Skyrim will have infinite quests
Didn't lie about that
>You can climb that mountain
You can climb THAT mountain, didn't say you could climb others

anything else?

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MIGHTYYY TALOOOOOS

YOUR CHILDREN HAS ACENDED FROM THE DUUUUUUNG OF MAN!

Solstheim is rightful dunmer clay.
N’wahs need to go fellate a daedroth and die.

>Yes, I was in the chess club
A lie as well I bet

Kill all elves

GIMME ARGONIAN MILKIES

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Tell him Skyrim belongs to the Nords and he needs to fuck off with his ugly shrine.

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Dunmer here, remind him that he is literal shit

YUMMY YUMMY SALTRICE IN MY TUMMY
KWAMA EGGS AND ASH YAMS TOO
DOWN IT ALL WITH SUJAMMA BREW
WHILE THE CATS AND LIZARDS MAKE MY STEW

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How come there's no active trade with them?
Medievil stasis is always so weird in fantasy settings

argonian genocide didn't happen but it should've

bring me your finest maiden

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GUYS I FIGURED IT ALL OUT, WE'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF A GREATER BEING'S DRE

tfw no mixed Khajiit/Argonian harem
Why even live bros

I don't know the deal with Atmora, maybe no civilization exists there at this point. Tamriel has been in war with Akavir before so I'm pretty sure it's a case where diplomacy will never exist. I think Yokuda is flooded and uninhabitable which is why Redguards came to Tamriel.

you mean we're not re

Is there anyone that can enchant my equipment? I asked that faggot at the college of winterhold but he refused for some reason

My enchantments are too powerful for you Grug

But im going into battle and all the others enchanters are in imperial territory

big yikes

the courier lost my fucking shitpost again. how am I supposed to make memes about ulfric when no one can see them

This is the Hist
Do not resist

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prove it faggot

You're saying we don't ex

Go back to saltrice picking

You're In The Skooma Den And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass and says he doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you.
wyd?

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put him in a soul gem

Tell him he's literally boethia's shit.

Reminder that the empire has citys on one of tamriel's moons and the means of going to and from that moon

>they can make space rockets and moon colonies but can't even invade fucking akavir or explore the rest of the world to find other continents
Yikes.

Reminder that argonans have hist sacks on their chests because a tree wants the to look appealing to other races

Reminder that all house cats are khajiit spys and can talk to other khajiit

we could put people on the moon but can't manage a war with bush chinks, russians, actual chinks, or ragheads.

Why are skyrim's cities so small?

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picture the odor

Do you have one simple evidence to back that up?

because I'm really fucking curious

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>he doesn't know about the moon cum vaults

I think it is from one of Trainwizs abandoned mods.

I am and I am fapping to it lol idk why this makes me horny but it does haha

Hey guys, what if this world is just a dream, and we don’t actually ex

But I realize this which means I must be real as well

Which region of Earth is the next game going to be in bros

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Nothing I'd like to talk about.

>he doesnt know of the moth ships and reman cyrodiilic space program
>he doesn't know about the sunbirds of alinor
>he doesn't know about the time the kahjiit stacked on top of one another until they reached the moon's
>he doesn't know about the vehkships

I'm 100% convinced it will be in Akavir. Bethesda should know at this point that everybody is getting bored with Tamriel plus ESO helped to explore the rest of Tamriel anyway. It's also been noted that Akavir has been planning to invade Tamriel at some point and I think ES6 will finally be it.

Debate me on this

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only Tamriel truly matters

I did some counting, Fallout 3 technically has 7,776 endings

I've recently browsed stormcloaks.org, why are they so obsessed with khajiit?

I've heard that there are syndicates of wizards boycotting imperial goods in the land of the altmer.

it's time to leave tamriel behind

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What about fallout new vegas endings?

Bros, I've been fantasising about my father's argonian slave after she came up to me one night looking like this. What do I do Yea Forums?

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Probably way more, I'll get back to you in a sec.

it's not rape when she's property

It's 4.175854097006592e+21 assuming you do every side quest, I think you can get some more variations in there, if you skip certain quest, so their slides don't appear at all, but I'm not recounting that shit.

Just wanna say fuck the dragons and fuck the niggerborn

Fuck off Lizard

Like 99% of the fanbase he doesn't read the shitty fanfics.
You must excuse him.

how fo they get up there, and what’s it like?

she needs a good whipping