Where does he get all his videogame facts?

This, he is everywhere

He won the channel awesome hunger games

I hate people who use a caricature of their own face as an avatar for some reason

One of the creators of myst sat at the desk next to me while I was drawing fat chicks

Cool

HELLO YOU
I'M GURU LARRY AND HERE'S 5 THINGS I PUT ON ME BUM

Go on then.

Show us ya minge.

Does anyone notice how absurdly slowly he talks. Watching his videos is exhausting, I literally find myself waiting for him to finish sentences so he can just move on with his point

You watched the Street fighter name change episode?

That’s how UK mutts speak

Personally I don't have that issue with him but I do have it with The Quartering, that is why I don't watch him much

No, I don't have ADD

not only that, the thing comes off as looking entirely like someone else. the fuck does larry look like that AT ALL. may as well have made him black skinned with an eye-patch.

>Where does he get all his videogame facts?
By communing with the Old Ones

>comments on your video

I know plenty about Darkstalkers, but I'm not an eceleb and no one cares about Darkstalkers so I can't make money off of it like he does.

Fact: I fucked my girl between sessions of Monster Hunter the entire day

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Linkle is trans
Minecraft bee is trans
Marcus Fenix is trans

this fat fag is so lazy now. he used to have new vids all the time, what happened???

Robyn or Rand?

>The Quartering
His subscriber base is full of "conservative" incels who thinks laughing at SJWs will make the slightest bit of difference

Being a boomer and an actual geek for video games (very rare in reality) puts him ahead 90% of people.
Find someone else who owns, reads and knows gaming magazines with reviews of Rick Dangerous and Pitfall, and you'll find his peer.

Common? Not that much.

He Brit

He just makes shit up.

Friends on the inside.

BTW, anyone try that app he shilled a while back?
I tried it and had no idea what to do in it and uninstalled.

but why choose a name so close to "fat cunt"?

kek

isn't this the dude that can't go a single video without making some joke about stefan molyneux?

I thought Brad snorted a big wad of coke and then ate him.

There's already a youtube channel that covers Darkstalkers pretty well, and he ain't no e-celeb youtube.com/watch?v=3Kq2hJ0VDWw&list=PLuzXM6Wx_4n2R18xpPNdZChZHC6xYVXhQ

Most youtubers just plagiarize others work.

watched one of his videos and his voice made me want to die so I never watched another one

you know those old forums threads with over a hundred pages that no one reads anymore, he problably spend hours in sites like that getting info.

>content creator that is actually active in the community he cares about and has extensive knowledge about due to experience
he's a gem

You sound upset

remember when this guy made animations on newgrounds?

Did you know that you can change speeds on youtbue?

The nintendo 64 system use all bits but 64.
4bits on the anti alias buffer
5bits per color
8bits on catridge port
9bits on the memory
15bits on the RGB color
16bits on the DSP
24bits color (when using the 24bit mode)
32bits on the CPU (can use 64 as well but no one does)
128bits on the DSP (technically speaking its 8 numbers of 16bits packed, but its still an 128bit ALU).

is he still in channel awesome?

You mean Warren Spector and John Carmack?

How

>that handsome youtuber that uses an ugly caricature of himself as his avatar
Absolutely based.

He IS channel awesome.

numbah one
old donkey kong

I stopped watching him after he said Miyamoto invented Wario.

On the contrary
He caters to his fanbase the way e-thots cater to theirs
At least he keeps them contained to his bullshit
I ain't gonna judge his hustle

I imagine most people would close their browser if his fat literal fuckface was the logo appearing at the beginning of his videos instead

I remember when he drew covers for vidya games.

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Seeming as he is a big gen x booming up all of the YouTube comments I would think Digital Press.
At least that's where I would hang out on the early internet if I wanted to learn or talk about video games.

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It's great, you can tell he actually spends all day on the internet

source?

>He just makes shit up.
But enough about Peter Molyneux. Heh heh

That fat cunt did comment under every eceleb video until Maddox went apeshit with his lawsuit. Still did a collab with him after that.
How can he be so into internet people go nuts, but still act like the Maddox meltdown never happened?

What's his beef with Petey anyways? Seems like it's more of a personal thing instead of just "hurr he doesn't keep promises".

More of a running joke of his, unfunny or not.

The real crime is this shit hasn't been ported to steam yet

LOL

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my god what a cuck

I like how The Quartering compiles stuff relevant to the topic of each video...
... But he also spends 10 minutes of each video talking about completely unrelated asinine bullshit. He actually thinks pointing out somoene's follower or subscriber count is important. What a fucking retard.

Wrong Molynoux, he makes jokes about Peter Molynoux, not Wignat Molymeme

typical southerner behaviour

You guys see the new Fat Cunt episode?
youtube.com/watch?v=TSllLmb0sS8

He didn't do the coverart.
This is what he actually drew:
deviantart.com/larrybundyjr/art/Oni-The-Moment-Before-Death-45446707

His 'art' is fucking atrocious, how he got comissioned for anything is beyond me.

I can see why they didn't go with this.

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Protip: Disliking videos on youtube count as an interaction with the video, causing more to pop up.

He a pufftah

MARIO'S A NIGGER

I think he gets em all from just being too heavily tied to the industry years back. He did art for Rockstar, Action Replay, and was on a UK show about video games when he was a kid. This motherfucker is video games

He had the same printer and problem with it as i did

Same with that slopes game room fucker who sounds like he's having a chronic stroke

I like when he talks about the old British computers and magazines that nobody else fucking knows

>sounds like he's having a chronic stroke
Kek

>content creators come and go
>their videos change and adapt to different times
>youtube itself goes through several major overhauls
>meanwhile, nothing changed at the Ashens household in 12+ years

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>havent seen an Ashens video in a literal decade
>hes still reviewing trash on the same sofa with the same style of humor
what an absolute chap

That's not true, his couch has a hole in it now.

Peter Molyneux. And he stopped making jokes after people complained about how old it was getting

>Norwich Games Festival videos
>everyone has 100-300 views
>except him with 500.000-750.000+ views

I like his food reviews

HE RIPS EVERYTHING FROM THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR
IT'S THAT SIMPLE

Yeah nah, he's just advertising his fucking awful channel

>tfw your first exposer to Guru Larry was from wanking to Babestation, accidently sitting on the remote and flipping to one of the UK public access channels where he was talking about old ararde games.

I am still haunted by this memory.

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You mean "food" reviews

My sides

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How did he got a TV show? Does the UK just let people do that or something?

It's called public access for a reason you mong

lol

I can imagine Yahtzee or Jim Sterling reading those same mags.

It was around 2008 and around midnight. I actually watched a bit of it. It was pretty much proto-fact hunt. Its whole look was very commodore 64 amiga-ish with how it was presented.

And Peter Molyneux is still a fraud

JIM FUCKING STERLING SON

He's a poofter, simple as

Try watching an Asmongold vid there and see what happens to your recommendations

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that bitch has a huge tongue

>heavily tied to the industry

he just did artwork for them. its not like he was some super bit name insider guy.

the guy is just a fucking big video game nerd who just reads up a lot of stuff about various games.
thats it.

i love listening to him because it always sounds like he runs out of breath after every sentence.
it always sounds like he can barely say the last word.

>greasy and smelly brits

>Fat Cunt
>hosts Fact Hunt
Poetic

Not even watching an Asmongold video, I've watched a single video on Classic WoW(not from him) and all I get is that fuckface in my recommended feed for over a week.

I hate his face. That constant wide-eyed expression makes me want to gouge his beady sight-balls out with my thumbs.

How the fuck do you get into the business like this? I wanna make my whole life researching video games too, fuck being a wagecuck

Ashens is the best YouTube man

>Five Retro Computer Game Facts Ripped from Ashens and Slopes Game Room

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British people shouldn't be allowed on youtube amirite.

That video where Lootcrate sends him a box of inflatable crowns is one of the funniest things i've seen in years.

His Hareraiser talk was fascinating.

Only 6 games on the Sega Dreamcast sold over one million copies. They were the following:
Sonic Adventure
Crazy Taxi
NFL 2K
Shenmue
Resident Evil: Code Veronica
NFL 2K1

Meanwhile, it's predecessor, the Sega Saturn, only had three games that sold over one million copies. They were the following:
Virtua Fighter 2
Sega Rally Championship
Virtua Fighter

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nothing wrong with laughing at cringey morons on the internet, that’s why I watch his stuff, not because I actually care about what he’s talking about but because of all the lolcow game journos he points out so I can then go and seek them out and find more dumb shit they post on tw*tter to laugh at.

And unlike other e-celebs, he actually made his movie and it was decent

the fuck, i just started watching his stuff this week but now i switched to watch the kickscammer and other Slopes videos

What?

Mario's original name was Jump Man

Neat

Why was it jump man?

there were localization issues with bounce nigga

>that image and filename
fucking guilty

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one day miyamoto had a plumber over who was repairing his broken toilet. miyamoto accidentally kicked the barrel he had been shitting in towards the plumber, and he yelled out the warning "jump, man!"

reminder that larry has a diaper fetish

Haven't watched Slope's " the complete history" or whatever they were called in a while. It's not a bad channel but for whatever reason sometimes I just don't feel like watching

I would’ve thought that Sonic Adventure 2 would have a million copies sold

Probably did on the Gamecube but the DC version got dropped right around the time they ended the consoles life.

It was too late when it released. The Dreamcast was declared a dead console when it released, but the Gamecube version sold over a million copies, which was a much needed success for Sega.

>love larry
>love down the rabbit hole
>hearing him in the gamelife episode was so jarring i couldnt watch it
why

i know that david firth did an animation for british tv once so it's not unrealistic

Am i supposed to know who the fuck is this?

wikis
ie, research

anything else he googles, like anyone else can. its just that he can make a video and you can't and has brit voice, so that makes him "charming" and makes people watch his shit by DEFAULT.

no joke, if he had a normal american "accent", no one would give two fucking shits.

Down the Rabbit Hole is great, but I really dislike the way Larry talks. Couldnt watch that one either.

A lot of them are sourced from rumours with nothing to substantiate them. He revealed he's an outright cuck a few years back, so fuck him.

What about LGR?

who?

He's admitted to it when he talked about how he makes up some facts for his videos and uses specific numbers to catch other channels using them.

>has brit voice, so that makes him "charming" and makes people watch his shit by DEFAULT.
might be just me but this makes me turn off a video
british people sound like they have a mouth full of cock and balls when they talk and I can't stand it
well, some accents anyway

I don't hate Larry, but

>extensive knowledge
I too can quote TCRF pages

some woodgrain sniffing goodwill enthusiast

>Miyamoto HATED Donkey Kong Country
>Miyamoto tried to get Rare fired from working with Valve
>Miyamoto seething and hated Rare until they were finally sold to M$
It's thanks to Larry that the truth finally got out

His sense of time stopped at Dec 31st 1999.

Dunno if I've mentioned this anywhere else but the weird audio in the stairs level of The Beginners Guide is just the audio guy being catcalled by a sex worker while he had a shotgun mic out when he was recording foley. I'll see if I can ask him what the actual undistorted sentences were if anyone actually cares about something as inconsequential as this.

people go to goodwill and salvation army still?
i can't because my stores have people who collect that shit and hide it or they just don't get anything anymore. last time i had GOOD deals was like 2005. now its just maybe some $10 games for $2 a pop.

It bothers me that his cartoon pupil goes outside his eye

Miyamoto didn't like the way the guys from R* games were when he met them because they seemed like they were too young and from a boy band. So your post lines up, I can see miyamoto really being like that to rare.

fuck u cant unsee

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just like every youtuber:
1) find a wikipedia article and read it out loud
or
2) go to the cutting room floor and read it out loud

Didn't Shad draw his character?

jesus christ hopefully Rockstar didnt spend too much for that lmao

Same. I did everything I could to wipe those Asmongold recommendations from my YouTube preferences simply because I hated seeing that stupid face of his.

I kinda like fact cunt, sorry bros

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THIS
FUCKING CHRIST I HATE THAT FUCKERS FACE SO GODDAMN MUCH

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how does it even happen bros
i have never clicked a video of his in my life

>when mrania tream groes troo frar AGRAIN.jpg
what did he mean by this

ASMONGOLD REACTS TO THE FALL OF FALLOUT 76 FULL STREAM

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Post your rare larries.

youtube.com/watch?v=WgztPYKHQto

In the beginning of Suikoden 2 if you go north instead of East like Rowd teils you to, you'll get a different scene

I appreciate you, user.

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>ywn kick him in the face repeatedly a la "It's Worse Than You Think"

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youtu.be/ckQw50MTeTY (7:20)
Post yfw you like monkeys

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>when your community is so degenerate you have to do fucking HIV testing
when are we gonna nuke these fuckers

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Someone, quick, post the furry con HIV chart with all the members who have HIV and could possibly have HIV.

Happyconsolegamer is peak boomerkino and has been for the last like 12 years, there's nothing on YouTube as good as his videos with Rob.

>have
Holy shit I've never been able to make it through a Quartering video. He rushes a vid out within an hour of some clickbait article the he spends the first 10 minutes of each video talking about random shit and opinions before spending 1 minute recapping the article. I can unironically listen to 90% of a "Tim Pool talks about how the left has gone further left" episode but can't stand the Quartering for more then a minute.

>"Peter Molyneux? I'll fucking rape him."

I had to watch Quarterpounder at 1.5x speed to stomach it. Even then, despite sharing some views with him, I cannot be bothered to hear tactless dribble.

Fuck made me laugh

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>tfw i went through the first couple videos in the background i honestly thought nothing of it, but by the third or fourth i was paying more attention and realized he was totally doing this shit for real, and i still think it's fucking weird

>that art

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he's not terrible, just oddly pushed out for the type of quality he is.

[PANIC INTENSIFIES]

I once saw him under Mister MEtokur video

most of his videos break his own rules constantly. It's fine in small doses but when it's back to back videos of "Ok so technically this isn't..." it get really old.

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Larry is fucking godawful