American joins the server

But the 2-1 victory against them was pretty satisfying.

probably second game, they won the first game 1-0 and needed a tie to win

There's an image just like this but instead of seppos, it's Australians and Europeans talking about how they deserved it because of the shaking industry.

*whaling industry
Fuck

Americans are dumb

>american joins the server
>hey y'all u know how to customize my toon?

The US lost Bunker Hill too, Americans are retarded

most tournaments have a dumb rule where home and away matches have different score multipliers

The New York Post is a lot like the Sun.

>mutts still seething about pearl harbour
why?

victory is what you set yourself as a goal.
achieving a draw against a far superior opponent is a victory of sorts, and I am sure that this factual and sensible newspaper means just that.

they cannot learn from history but they like to complain about it

lmao do Americans really

>European joins the server
>Discussion suddenly becomes about America and only about America for the rest of eternity

hmmmmmmmmmm

barely anyone cares about soccer in the us

>play on Ace of Spades
>Team has put shitty euro flags everywhere
>I build one US flag
>INSTANTLY BANNED
Talk about thin fucking skin

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ALLAHU AKBAR I AM A PROUD NATIVE GERMAN A THOUSAND CURSES ON THE AMERICAN KAFFIR MAY ALL YOUR GOATS SICKEN AND DIE

penalty kicks

Europeans are pretty fragile. They'd like to think themselves as banter masters, but they sure can't handle it when it comes their way.
t. European

>euro joins server
>voice chat is spammed with boring euro memes and jokes
>someone calls him a fsggot
>"wow americans cant handle banter!!"

Nice falseflag, mutt.

cope harder, Hassan. You can believe I am an american all you want. doesn't change the fact that you are a little bitch

>dude just forget about it
>if you remember it, they win!
literal tranny. you can and should hold grudges until you die

because we were told japs bad israel good

>cope harder, Hassan. You can believe I am an american all you want. doesn't change the fact that you are a little bitch

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It's a tabloid. They write stupid and misleading shit to sell papers. They're the print equivalent of websites like buzzfeed, huffpo, and breitbart.

cant you stop thinking about tranny dicks for ONE second? you seem really OBSESSED about them

>can't even reply directly
Keep proving me right, lol

How the fuck?

the same way finland "won" winter war

>HURR RRHURR DURRR DURRRRR HDUURRR HRUURHURURUR
fucking dumb ass tranny... talking down to me like i was the one inside when its been disporven bynthe oval office... trust me trust me screams the tranny... jesus will rise like he said in the bible proven by the bible and whennhe does he puts that 44 in your kouth BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BOOOM BOOM BANG BANG BANG SIX SHOTS BANG down your tjroat, goodbye tranny

If you're away one goal equals 2, if you're home it's just 1. You always play two games though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Away_goals_rule

>>can't even reply directly
>Keep proving me right, lol

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In soccer a tie is a win.

This is getting embarrassing, Mohamed

>American joins the server
>NIGGER NIGGER JEWS NIGGER JEWS

the US drew against England in the 2010 World Cup, but they advanced to the Round of 16
not that hard

>the american is based
whats the problem again

Bad words are haram in Europistan

>The mass spikes of the word nazi on social media used to be because of Germany scoring a goal
>No longer today

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I find it hilarious how obsessed Europeans are with Americans. It's like it's all they think about.

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I don't even need to look this up to reach the logical conclusion that they tied a game that was considered lost, either because the opponent was too strong or because they scored last minute, and were therefore as hyped as if they won.

Euro hours are sad because they're also Chink hours, so the board gets shittier.

well, we would shitpost about russia but we dont have mandatory russian classes now do we? not as fun shitting on people when they dont speak your language

i bet you also have a ebin pepe avatar faggot

>i bet you also have an ebin *shits pants* pepe avatar faggot

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Why not
I shit on chinks all the time

>butcher your opponent's officer corps and inflict 2:1 casualties for a tiny strip of land
>"loss"

Denying your opponent a victory can be as good as winning in the right circumstances.

sure you do cleetusm we all know you pay zhang to cleaveland steamer on his chest every sabbath

>2:1 casualties versus some smelly old farmers who can't even fully open their eyes
powerful

>moving the goalposts this hard
Chong dong long fong

>lose a General and a Major and the land you are trying to defend in exchange for killing few extra limeys despite you being in a fortified defensive postition prepared ahead of time
>"win"
I bet you're one of these stupid niggers who think the US won Vietnam too

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>everyone on the internet is the same person
Stunning logical skills, but we already knew you were retarded

>he thinks the US lost Vietnam
loool?

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Thats not how football works at all retard.

Stop eating cats, Cheng

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING MONGS

No obviously they won, just like Germany won WWII by achieving a positive kill ratio against every other nation, that's all that matters is kill counts XD

The problem is so many Americans keep saying incredibly dumb shit that its hard to not just expect the few Americans being ironic to also just be more dumb Americans. One of the dumbest people I have met in the last couple of years is an American. I'd say he's a nice guy, but he's actually kind of an asshole, he's still fun to be around though.

>be wrong
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded!

>set out to stop the spread of communism
>there isn't a single nation in the world that practices communism anymore
>wannabe commies from yurop still call this a failure

North korea

>he thinks Vietnam was about gommunism except in the minds of a few morons who drank the coolaid
>stops the spread of communism in Vietnam by allowing it to spread in Vietnam
>communism spreads to other indochina states because it was such a clusterfuck
>American grasp of history on full display
lol

>nazis set out to destroy communism
>get completely BTFO and leaves traditional European Empires so weakened they lose their colonies
>half of them to commies
>Americans try to prevent communism in Vietnam and Chinese expansion
>fail so bad communists take over in Cambodia and become a Chinese puppet
>actually takes communist Vietnam to kick commies out of Cambodia
>communism BTFOs itself like it would have anyway because it's a shitty system over the next handful of decades
>lost 58000 young men, billions of dollars, huge swath of the public's faith in the government, your good image as the hero of WW2, and internal social cohesion for no reason

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>japs still seething about the nukes
why?

Because mutts are warmongers, when the time comes the US will get nuked