Okay but why tho?

Okay but why tho?

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Do you play as a black woman?

why not?

This has to be some kind of satire. Some kind of psyop is afoot here.

BET game award of the year right there

Because they know people are going to do just what you're doing, unpaid marketing by telling people about this wacky new thing.

To get retards like you talking about it and giving them free publicity. Every fast food and restaurant chain is trying to be "hip" and "with it" in order to become the next Denny's/Wendy's, and everybody plays right into their hands.

>Made by Western company
Hard pass

not ordering the Christmass special 2 months ahead
never gonna make it

like with everything those days
marketing

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do you really have to ask? it's an ad

>Developers: Psyop

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I love how he just looks like Zeke

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Oh my god you people are so fucking retarded
You are exactly why stuff like this happens
>bro whatt??? how'd this even happen??
>this has to be satire...
>lol holy shit based
>this is so crazy lol le clown world
>ok what if it slaps tho??
FUCKING STOOGES
THERE IS NOTHING INTERESTING OR IMPRESSIVE ABOUT THIS
THIS IS A DIRECTION WE'VE BEEN HEADED IN FOR A LONG TIME
DO NOT GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT
DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT
DO NOT TURN IT INTO A MEME
DO NOT WASTE TIME COMPLAINING ABOUT IT
THAT IS THE EXACT THING THEY WANT YOU TO DO
HOW ARE YOU RETARDS SO EASILY MANIPULATED

Time to take your meds

Perfect breeding material

You made a thread about it.
That's why.

>get unpaid intern to make a PG-13 dating game to advertise chicken restaurants
>???
>PROFIT!

It's probably YouTube stream bait. Just look at the title of this and tell me you're not going to get at least five videos of "My Reaction to I Love You Colonel Sanders (KFC Gone Sexual)" or something like that in the next hour or so.

He's right, though. It's designed to be something weird that gets people talking for a bit.

Lemming brain

I wonder why they didn't posted DRM-free in a website instead of going Steam-only (AFAIK) if it was going to be free anyways.

It's never an "unpaid intern" or just some social media manager with a quirky personality. That is precisely what they want you to think. They want you to think you're forming a bond with a real person. In reality, all these corporate twitter accounts are meticulously controlled and researched projects that are constantly updating their tactics in response to the constant backlash they get.

Like a sperm circling the ovum, it's only a matter of time before people get a little tired and docile and they'll finally fully penetrate us

Attention. Welcome to marketing in the ironic age.

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Okay let me fix my post since you hold forbidden knowledge:

>get team of old ass jaded wrinkly chicken moguls in suits to create titty chicken selling game
>???
>PROFIT!

Does this trigger you slightly less?

Give me one legitimate reason to be mad about viral marketing
I'm not buying this shit, and I'm sure as hell not fucking uo my diet with fast food. It has no negative impact on me. In fact, I'll probably get a few laughs out of someone's stream or video of the game will probsbly give me a few (FREE) laughs.
Are you, perhaps, just angry due to your feeble, impulse-driven minds allowing you to fall prey to blatant advertising?

>After seeing ads featuring an animated Colonel Sanders dancing to hip-hop, Dave Thomas immediately wrote a section into his will that stipulated his likeness would never be used in Wendys advertisements following his passing

We'll never get Wendys DLC bros

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>Some kind of psyop is afoot here.
Check the name of the dev.

Kek

We're heading for a future where consumerism becomes increasingly swaddled in post-irony and varying flavors of detachment. Social media has allowed broad, decentralized communication, which has resulted in a group consensus that corporations on social media are terrible. As social media continues to be a focal point of western life, brands will stop at nothing to flip our scripts and curry favor. They want to make us forget that we are being sold to by people who do not care about us. The mind games are going to get more honed and subtle as they sharpen their blades against the free negative criticism we all give them.

In my view, we shouldn't make fun of them or tell them what's wrong with what they're doing. We should be silent and let them feedback against each other

>just angry due to your feeble, impulse-driven minds allowing you to fall prey to blatant advertising?
No, I'm angry that other people are going to fall for it and there's nothing I can do.

gets kids on dumblr to talk about it and indirectly promote KFC

Who cares, his daughter is the mascot and the one that gets all the fanart

Not triggered or disagreeing with you, just making conversation about something that bothers me often

>No, I'm angry that other people are going to fall for it and there's nothing I can do.
Why do you care if other people spend their money on something you don't think is wise?

Because when it works, others follow

>an animated Colonel Sanders dancing to hip-hop
Hold up, source?

And the problem with that is?

WHY DOES IT HAVE THE SAME MUSIC AS ALL THE TEASER VIDEOS FOR THE SOMNIUM FILES
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

and what are they falling for, that the colonel is their boyfriend?

youtube.com/watch?v=DFX2GOSGtow

Corporate tendrils will invade every last bastion of recreation and culture. When one area becomes contaminated enough, some amount of people will leave it in frustration or disgust and attempt to find refuge elsewhere. Once one of those new locations because prevalent and understood to be good, there's instantly incentive for brands to continue their crusade there.
It's going to get harder and harder to parse between genuine organic culture and calculated, opportunistic puppet memes designed to sell hamburgers

>haha, dude, look at this ironic dating game with sanders
>haha I'm going to "ironically" to buy a bucket of KFC and play it
Just like how Mt. Dew became GAMER FUEL BRO, people started buying it ironically and then it became the norm.

It's what gives advertising (and propaganda) its power and influence. And once it's rolling one can't stop it unless the corporations fuck it up themselves with a scandal; a lone person protesting against this kind of marketing ends up looking like a conspiracy nut.
Also those memes have no SOUL, at least most of the time.

so people will become brainwashed into repeatedly buying fried chicken, regardless of personal opinion on said chicken? I suppose it could work if the targeted population consists of low iq obese people.

They're going for the mid-to-upper-mid-IQ range now. Low-IQ flyover hogs don't give a shit about fruity looking VNs, they have no fucking clue what they even are. This is about getting enough of those irony poisoned 17 year olds faux-weebs to choose KFC next time they're hanging out with friends... but haha only as a joke right? Remember the dating sim, lol? Let's just get KFC haha what if we film ourselves asking if the Colonel is in the back and pretending to be horny lol

Based Zekechads

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meanwhile

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Capitalism. Anything to get you to maybe buy more chicken.

Literal memetic warfare. I'm not being hyperbolic or anything. That's literally what this is and how it works

I just want porn of the thicc chick, i never even had KFC before

Sage these threads. Talking about this shit is exactly what KFC wants and all you're doing is giving them free advertising.

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They call that "Growth Hacking", not "viral marketing".
In music, it's called "one-hit wonder" and not "platinum artist"

Marketing. Duh.