>"press any button to start game"
>press power button
IT'S BEEN
Times in Gaming you were literally the joker
I like Joker threads but you guys really need to get more original
>don't kill him you'll be just like him
>kills him
SMOKE WEED ER'RY DAY
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
>killing the bad guy unlocks his campaign
Neat
>capeshit
go home to reddit
>hear someone with high-pitched voice
>FAGGOT FAGGOT GAY BUTTSEX ROASTIE FEMOID GO BACK TO KITCHEN
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
This is a very unoriginal and unfunny thread. Very meta of you, OP.
>user expects people that act like the joker to follow his demands
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
All those “accidents” I caused
What the fuck is wrong with some people
>"this game uses an auto save feature. Do not turn off the console while the icon is spinni-"
>unplug console
SCUSE ME WAS YOU SAYIN SOMETHIN
its gotta be fake
And they say men have fragile egos. Get over it, guys get rejected all the time.
>falling for it
Are you 14 or just autistic
>someone posts antiwomen pictures
>then someone posts an infographic on how to make a bomb
Are we going to be on the news again?
Is that story really that unbelievable?
>Game is Free
>Pirates it anyway
DON'T STOP ME NOW
Autistic
>puts the wrong disc in the wrong case
ONE! NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>people keep calling me gay
>suck a dick ironically just to prove them wrong
I DID MY TIME
Incel boomers blowing themselves up would be based honestly.
Everyone over the age of 30 needs to be shot.
>Insert disc 2 to continue
>Inserts disc 4 instead
FUCKING STOP ME
Fuck this gay shit, giving away Free Games
Every post that ends in 6 replying to me gets one
>that edit
lmao
rolling!!!
Guess you earned yourself a free game.
I don't get it
What's your steam id?
Holy shit I just realized if you type your social security # on 4channel it automatically censors it
xxx-xx-xxxx
let's try it out
xxx-xx-xxx
>friend comes over for multiplayer
>strangle him with controller cord
HE FUCKING DESERVED IT
I already own CSGO lmao.
Obviously fake/b8.
No way
327-54-1103
>shoots a boomer in the face on live TV
yeah I'm thinking he's based
Let's try it out
689-27-1682
based.
Tl;dr
FUUUUUUUCK HOW DO YOU DELETE A COMMENT
>see a blatant shill thread
>bump it anyways
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>see a blatant baitpost
>respond to it anyway
UH! ALL NIGHT
>start typing an nigger name
Do they not do spell check at Valve?
Yes.
You'd know that if you ever actually interacted with real people
But why is it unbelievable?
thats fake right?
Well for one you couldn't file a harassment report for something like that.
What do you call a female incel?
thanks for typing an explanation
me and the other new frens finally understand what this is all about after seeing it for months
pure maiden
>play RPG
>play the entire game with starting gear
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
Femcel from what I have seen.
Any of my fellow ninja looters here?
Kino desu
Shame it's going to literally get people killed
Volcel
isn't this game free now
>implying american leftist harpies wouldn't literally try this
>go to war
>not expecting to be warred upon
Haha, right. No queen act like that. They are cute and honest and give everybody a fair chance.
COPE
You've been drinking the kool-aid and ODing on memes if you think there's even a chance that the post is real.
My advice is to get off the computer and go live in the real world for a bit.
>Don’t forget to get up and go for a walk every hour between play sessions!
>recline and continue my binge
OH IM NOT GONNA KILL YA
oh please. you have twitter tards cancelling people across industries and even driving people to suicide based on unproven allegations, yet you don't think this could happen in 2019???
im glad these things only seem to sprout in america
never met a person who acts like this
>see thinly veiled porn thread
>call everyone in the thread coombrains whilst simultaneously jacking off to the images
YOU'RE WEIGHTLESS, SEMI EROTIC
Imagine falling for this bait. It tries too hard to upset men, and it's too obvious as a result.
>"we live in a society"
Based.
>3 guys decide to beat him on subway just because he wears a mask
>"omg how do you dare to defend yourself, you are a monster"
>De Niro makes a fun of him when he was just trying to best first time being happy, for nothing but a cheap laugh from audience
>"you deserved it anyway"
You can incel me how much you want, but i see nothing wrong.
Like I said, get off the internet for a bit if you honestly think shit like someone saying 'no thank you' would be reportable for harassment. Trust me, you'll be happier in the long run when you don't immerse yourself in the hugbox that is the internet for a while. You'll also see how BS a lot of it is
send an email to
[email protected]
you're welcome
Mhm, yes, quite apt an observation, my gentlemanly dandy! The fairer sex would NEVER do something so unseemly, especially not m'lady.
>dress in slutty clothes
>not expecting to be raped upon
Some women are dumb but not THAT dumb
>I have always been attracted to handsome guys only
>how dare he reject me
>why are guys so much into looks
Not to mention the whole mental harassment complaint. And topping it off with
>never ever mess with a girl
This is just an incel trying to justify his hatred for women, quite possibly one of those "you are my best friend" ugly retards who don't realize "being handsome" and "being a nice guy" aren't mutually exclusive, meaning just because a woman complains about guys being assholes doesn't mean she will instantly suck the dick of any 2/10 "nice guy" (a.k.a. nice because he tries desperately to get laid) she sees.
Feminist
Here, this post is aimed at you >if you dress sexy that means you want to be raped
>shoots him again
>that little dance
Going to cinema first time after 7 years.
>if you go to war that means you want to be shot
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
an incel, it's not a gendered term
>Be the tuxedo terrorist
>become not see
>The Engineer is a spy
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
>watched a long play on youtube
that's some double standards lmao
This looks disappointing. He kills him just because it was his job to laugh at people?
Should have just made an actual good Killing Joke movie
If you go to war that means you are prepared to shoot other people. What do you expect others to do, sit around and get shot?
thats bullshit but bullshit I believe
Fucking based Kanye poster.
What if the whole thing was written by a woman pretending to be an incel pretending to be a woman?
Did you even consider that?
You sign a contract so yesh you fucking idiot
>tfw actually scared of seeing this movie because of incel shootings
to the FBI reading this I have no intent to use this to cause harm to others for I am not considering building and have reported the user for breaking the US law for posting a weapon to cause harm to others and give other users the idea on how to make it.
The end result is the same: it's all fake.
>Not shooting up the place yourself so you avoid being shot.
What if the joker is just a sane guy who thinks it's funny af to mess with a mentally ill person?
No tragic back story. Just a smart guy who knows batman is bruce and is just fucking with him.
ugly
I-IM ALREADY IN WITNESS PROTECTION FUCKER!!!!
nigger no. Volcel mean Voluntary Celibate. Celibacy has nothing to do with gender
>every incel will bring a gun to the movie premiere
>the local kinoplex turns into a massive battle royale
gamers...
>It's been
ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
why so many pistols
What movie is this? I haven't kept up with anything movie related in like 17 years
The new Joker movie
Joker (2019)
the comedian
mario bros the movie
I assume this is fake because this would be such obvious evidence in a court of law she'd probably get raped by the judge himself
See, I know you're lying. I've already seen that
youtube.com
nonexistant
>I don't believe retards exist
>Don't drop the baby penguin off the cliff at the end
HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
the funny man
Look at that speed, holy shit we're doomed hahahahahahahahahahah
>Get highscore at arcade
>Enter ASS as initials
we'll see if you're still laughing when he shoots those guns all at once...
>wanna watch this movie
>local theater has a "no singles" policy
>Minecraft
>Guy on the server asks me to clear the forest around his cabin so we can turn it into a town for everyone
>Use TNT and fire to turn the forest and the dude's cabin into a massive crater
ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
youtube.com
>try finger but hole
Leave that message in an open space not next to anything in particular.
I GUESS YOU CAN JUST CALL ME OUTTA MUTHAFUCKIN CONTROL
>"no singles" policy
I don't understand.
Why do americans do this?
The Prankster, starring Jake Gyllenhaal.
to prevent incel shootings
>shoot red barrel
>it doesn't explore
S-S-S-SOMEBODY STOP ME!
I'm sure there's some anime where a guy has like a dozen pistols and shoots them all simultaneously really quickly by juggling them or some shit
>every other board is NO FUN ALLOWED or srs bsness blog posting
>/pol/'s first response is to have fun
I really don't get why this is a black mark against them
>say gg
>but really it was a bg
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>got picked as the movie's designated shooter
>don't even have a gun
what do?
Joke, your head, whooosh
>t. tranny
Ironically DA JOKAH BABY still manages to be more menacing, I genuinely liked his take on it. He manages to be unsettling just by virtue of being a really tall, heavy autist who could actually hurt people
>some nerd thinks he can match up to the JOKAH BAYBEE
Oh please.
youtube.com
Socïety
>"press the left mouse button to continue"
>press the right one instead
AI YAI YAI I'M YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY