I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

So, is he Sweet Tooth or is he "Needles" Kane?

Needles is the alternate personality name, his real name is marcus kane. Sweet tooth is more of a nickname.

HURR DID I WIN?

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The vehicle is sweet tooth. the character is needles. Though after years of people calling the clown sweet tooth they accept any of then as his name

bootleg John Wick

Pick your driver Yea Forums
youtu.be/186wBbMck1c

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>tfw no Twisted Metal ever again
Maybe it's for the best. If it ever came out it would be filled with social justice shit

Preacher, all day, every day

yOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT IF U DO NOT YEET THIS POST

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At least just give us a remaster.

>we will never have a twisted metal game again
>we will never have a twisted metal game with guest characters from other playstation games
I want to fuck up Mr. Grimm with Jak and Daxter's Sand dhark

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Darkside
Honk honk

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Calypso, I wish that the Twin Towers will fall

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based

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Calypso, I wish Ahmed would stop coping

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They tried multiple times to make it without David Jaffe and they always sucked.

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Any Twisted Metal like games you been playing to fill the void?

I kinda dig Diesel Guns. Also I tried notmycar, but it sucks, they made it closer to PUBG than to Twisted Metal

What’s google

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Black was the best one. Fucking sweet tooth scared me when i was young

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The end

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What does that even mean, Calypso cane long before John Wick. They don’t even act similar at all. Do you just see a suit and go “hurr John Wick”?

I just keep replaying black so I can get minion still. It still holds up well even if its so fucking dark

Calypso, I wish that the $3.6 billion earmarked for Israel is transferred in the form of suitcases full of US $100 bills in my house.

Hello Calypso!

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Crazy 8 and warthog

Mr Grimm always and forever

Calypso!!! I wish all of Yea Forums became waifus! Including you and me!

Granted! Too bad you didnt specify what kind of waifu

They didn't even try at all with that game I don't know how they expected massive sales, when the game was as deep a puddle...
I'll just play the older games that have actual content in them.

One bit of praise though, those sweet tooth cutscenes were cool af

I don’t care!

Of course user!
Enjoy your new Hot Wheels battles education game for ages 3-10 used in all schools to teach math around the world!
Have fun!
I am Calypso, and thank you for playing twisted metal

AAAAAAAAAAAAA CALYOSOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Calypso! I wish PETA and all members and supporters of It to die in the most painful way imaginable!

How fitting

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>And It
Hey leave Stephen King fans out of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=iqzgGfqVDM8

Calypso, be my friend.

GRANTED, but you never said forever, so I shall vanish after a few years of wonderful memories and fun times, logging off one day and never appearing again. Thus leaving a void in your heart and life, which no future friend can hope to fill

I am Calypso, and thank you for playing twisted metal

I actually find this upsetting.

>Calypso
>last online 1372 days ago

damn dude...

>that feel when have many tf2 friends like this

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fucking shit

CALYPSO! BRING BACK TWISTED METAL!

GRANTED, here is the copy of twisted metal your cousin stole from you in your youth
I am calypso, and thank you for playing twisted metal

GRANTED! Twisted Metal is coming back, but as a TV Show!

screenrant.com/twisted-metal-tv-show-playstation-productions/

I AM CALYPSO! And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

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>tfw bullying the AI

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Start a metal band that brings the games back for one last run that makes it big, is a ton of fun but somehow bombs so hard it kills EA.

THE DEVIL IS IN ALL OF YOU

Granted, but it bombs because I planted a bomb! A nuclear bomb that wipes out all of civilization, order, comfort and technology.
have playing Twisted metal: Reality

I am calypso, and thank you for playing twisted metal

oh my god JC, a bomb!

Calypso, I wish I had a box

I don't get how people can't beat the ai, it's so easy to outsmart them.

Easily the Chaddest vehicle in the series. Doesn't need any armor. Just needs pure speed and a special attack that annihilates.

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ive only played twisted metal black and twisted metal 2012 and 2012 is way better

FUCK OFF ZOOMER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Granted, however did you ever think what’s inside the box? Is it empty? Is it filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams? A virus that would render this planet an empty husk? A bomb that’d make Hiroshima seem like a lit match? Maybe it’s the elixir to immortality, maybe it’s true happiness. Or maybe it is some dog shit I found on the side of the road.
Only one way to find out

I am calypso! and thanks for playing twisted metal

>nam vet forced to cannibalize his dead friend
Black was on a whole other level of grimdark.

Go back to school kid

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I can hear that fucking Crimson Fury special attack sound in my fucking sleep aaaaaaaa

>when you used to play twisted metal looking for secrets and glitches for hours

Any notable glitches?

What's the drawback?

3 and 4 were the only ones I remember being glitchy.

no gore

YOU BASTARD

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA *thump* REPENT! *explosion*

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CALYPSO
I want to fuck dumb tumblr sluts every day.

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DONE! You now are fucking landwhales beached on the shoreline!

I am calypso, and thanks for playing twisted metal!

whos the driver that looks like neil young?

Fucking cocksucker you beat me to it.

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sorry not sorry

>turns your daughter into a bomb cyborg
Nothing personal, kid

Wasnt there supposed to be a tv show

I want him to be my dad. :(

youtube.com/watch?v=AJyuimrD7cs

Fuck you Calypso.

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Keanu? When are we getting a Twisted Metal Movie?

It's in production.

SeeBut when was the last time a video game was successful in TV?

CALYPSO
I wish to be the ultimate gamer- the best at every video game!

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Granted! You are now the ultimate gamer!

I am calypso! and thanks for playing twisted metal

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Why did he look so different in every game?

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Let me write the Twisted Metal movie.

OH SHIT, I'M DEAD

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Twisted Metal was only popular in America and some parts of Europe
Its the Western equivalent of Ape Escape in terms of a series being shunned by the opposite region

Different dev teams and continuities.

Calypso, I want every user's waifu to turn real

Best map
You cannot refute this

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That's not LA.

New York worst map
I hope you like falling off buildings!

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Best map in best game

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>New York worst map
Block your path

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>Nothing personal, kid
This

It probably would be considered a classic if it had the style/tone of TM2 or Black. The extreme goofiness of it is probably its biggest flaw.

>the chad warhawk
>fights on a rooftop cause he fears nothing
>pilots a badass fuckhuge state of the art attack helicopter with a forcefield that can only be destroyed by an exploding tanker truck
>helicopter has a badass ww2 inspired shark mouth paint job to intimidate enemies
>is friends with outlaw but kill him if it means putting an end to calypso and the contest
>has his bro TANKER supporting him
>has a badass helmet that matches his helicopter
>is the final boss of the game
vs
>the virgin minion
>fights in a stadium by himself cause he has no friends
>drives a shitty old truck with a flamethrower that he probably put together himself cause he is poor and can't afford a better vehicle
>has a weak shield that can easily be destroyed by taking out the panels on the outside of his truck
>wears a shitty mask made out of the skin of a dead animal that probably smells like shit cause he is afraid of calypso
>is needles kanes weaker alternate personality
>only a mid boss

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>play TM2
>uehehehehehe
>yeehaaww
>uehehehehehe
>yeehaaww
>uehehehehehe
>yeehaaww
>beep beep beep
>uehehehehehe
>yeehaaww

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CALYPSO
I WISH I CAN HAVE UNLIMITED MONEY

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CALYPSO I WISH I CAN BE PARTNERED WITH TWITCH WHILE PLAYING ONLY TWISTED METAL GAMES

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GRANTED!
The world economy is forever ruined and the end of this civilization will commence.

see

CALYPSO I WISH I CAN HAVE YOUR POWERS SO I CAN MONKEYPAW THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Mess with the best die like the rest

>on the junkyard level you can shoot a fully loaded passenger jet flying around the map in twisted metal black
>on the abandoned skyscrapers level there's a crashed 747 that was apparently shot down by john doe and his group
How did they get away with this?

I really love games which use games as their framing device. Like the plot of the game is that your character is a “player” in some in-universe game (albeit one with deadly and ridiculous rules). It’s a cheap and lazy way to make all the game-centric aspects of gameplay feel anchored in the world but I never get tired of it.

Well it was a time where violence in the US wasn't rampant and for the most part SJW's weren't as common. People were always looking into the *Zombie/Violance* Media and this is happen to be one of the games that came out alongside Dead Rising, Resident Evil 4 and more.

Hey man, can you bring back my dead dog?

*kills calypso*
Nothing personal.

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>it's real
CALYPSOOOOO!!!

>filename
HIS NAME IS NEEDLES KANE GODDAMMIT

Twisted Metal on PS3 was already kinda lame by having only 3/4 playable characters.

and yellow jacket was his brother who is now a fucking corpse being controlled by a kid

Marcus kane*

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His name was Robert Paulson.

HIS NAME, WAS ROBERT PAULSON

Charlie kane is the kid you brainlet, the father is the one being controlled.

FUCK. Its been a while since I remembered TM:B shit

Calypso, I wish for Titanfall 3
After apex I don't even care how hard you monkeypaw me, I just want to go fast and ride robots again

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You are very welcome Calypso. I hope you are having great day!

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Manslaughter

Wish we could play as him

You can in 4 but we don't talk about 4.

Granted! I hope you have a phone, because Titanfall 3 is now a mobile gacha game

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Never ever

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I've always found the cinematics of the psx games to be creepy as fuck desu

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>c- alypso...but where did you go?
Who and what was he?

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EA already made a Titanfall mobile game and it flopped

Try something new, trickster

Turns out Calypso worked at EA this whole time

Why was he such a fucking weirdo? why the GIMP suit? why didnt calypso have no lines in black?

He wasn't human.

The game had good mechanics, at least. I liked how the cars felt. The shitty part is how it tried to be Black but didn´t have half the content in it. People play Twisted Metal not only for the gameplay but also for the whacky characters and the little story bits for each of the drivers. Only having 3 characters was by far the worst part of the game. Even if I enjoyed the gameplay it wasn´t enough to keep me playing again and again. I remember hanging out with my friends back then and beating black and small brawl the whole day just to watch the cutscenes

Sad leather daddy. :(

Black's the key to all of this

Some kind of subconscious, violent desire to end the Twisted Metal tournament going on in Marcus Kane's head.

That was the biggest fucking crime with the 2012 one, only having three characters was retarded. The online was fun as hell when it was active though.

According to TM: lost black is a demon sent by calypso from the colorful world to destroy calypso in the black world which makes sense since calypso was in possession of black in the first games cut live action ending for darkside.

damn, twisted metal lore is deep

wow

>remaster of Black including online never

Honestly
I enjoy calypso 2-3's voice too much to really enjoy any other versions.

Dave jaffe said he wanted to expand on the twisted metal lore but in a different medium. Maybe he'll be involved with the show sony is working on.

>We will never get a Twisted Metal vs. Vigilante 8 crossover game

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A man has to have priorities

controversial but historical post

they included TM Black with a purchase of TM 2012
i ended up playing Black longer

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Lack of Drivers was a problem BUT they had a really cool custom skin feature at the time and one of the few ps3 games that enabled custom soundtrack

Twisted Metal 2, Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012, and Vigilante 8 are my favorites.

>Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012
played this the other day, great menu music.
youtube.com/watch?v=CdGx4H0KDps

What game had the best ost and why was it black?
youtu.be/5sVgmmszOjw

Nice

Man, that brings back memories.

Nice, I won! Calypso, I wish for my foreskin back

Favorite Black Stage: Junkyard, Prison, Suburbs, Snow Level, Rooftops, City or Freeway

Minions stadium.

Granted! You never said where you wanted it to go, so I put it over your eyes and mouth.

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

>user, The Driver of Incel stood before me. he was weary from the hard fought battle. "Calypso, years ago they took it from me, I never even had a choice and THEY HARVESTED ME! gim-GIMME BACK MY FORESKIN!" Your Wish is granted! There user stood with hands held out out. in them a small blackened ring of dead flesh. maybe next year he'll ask to grow a new one.

> I AM CALYPSO....and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

OOF

Holy fuck, Calypso in the flesh!
Can I have an autographed picture of you?

SURE

Calypso, I wish you a good day and I hope you get a new game soon and its good!

So kicking Calypso's ass guarantees you no monkey paw shenanigans?

Pretty much that or if you arrest him.

Depends on the Calypso. like in TM:B if you ask for anything other than revenge and fucks you over. TW 1-2 Calypso will give you what you ask for no matter the consequences so being specific helps. That's why Crimson Fury gets his black box and drives off but Hammer Head jump off a roof like retards.

Fucking nice, thanks a lot, Calypso.
Winning a game was worth it all just for this.

The LAPD turning his daughter into a bomb was pretty fucked.

Jesus Christ. Nice bait.

yw bud

Unless is it TM3 Calypso, he fucks everybody over. everybody.

For me it's the Outlaw in every game

Does he fuck Rob Zombie over in 4

not TM3 Calypso handing out wishes in that game. He'd find a way though.

NOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BLACK!?

based calypso

>Twisted Metal 4
>Sweet Tooth's little minions
>Calypso has to fight in his own race because SweetTooth made him his bitch
>Captain Grimm
>The Joneses
>Drag Queen
>Rob Zombie in the game as a racer
Now you remember and for that you're welcome

why the fuck would you play as the joneses though?

sweeth tooth's head clown minion was a cool guy. though that is because he was basically just a midget clown version of calypso.

The series was pure edgy fun and was too good to last.

Great soundtrack most of the time too

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He's the self insert character for actual boomers.

David Jaffe is a fucking hack and killed the franchise. Go back to making drawn to death faggot

youtu.be/UjohuspXMwM
what the fuck was this shit anyway?

Oh and the crown jewel: Pizza Boy

Why couldnt we get a 3rd person Sweet Tooth spin off game?

Extra twisted edition had that, also the cancelled sequel to black was supposed to be open world.

Calypso. WE WANT BABES!

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DONE!

I wanna be the best
Oh you wanna BEE the best
Turns you into a fucking bumblebee

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So I found an interesting little bug in black when doing endurance mode on minions stadium, minion will show up among the pre-selected contestant even though he's not listed and other times he won't show up at all if he is. This also happens with other vehicles. Minion also appears to be glitched where if you destroy his force field he still has the purple barrier around the truck.

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Contrasting this with Black's endings make Black look like Shakespeare

black didnt do bad with endings

>no Yellowchadkets

Black was pure kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=s2y7IvbgUuM

No you misunderstand, they're great endings

But you put em next to 4 and you have a hard time thinking they're from the same franchise

Black was more serious than 4 really when you put black and that drag queen next to eachother

Same can be said for 3.

Don't forget in the Highways level there's overhead train bridges you can shoot down and every few seconds loaded passenger subway trains careen out the tunnels and explode.

Put Drag Queens ending Next to Dollface
Or Microblast with Preacher
Or Pizza Boy with Mr. Grimm

It's hilarious how jarring the shift in tone is, but no all of the endings in Black are great and ends with Paint It Black

A TV show is also awesome. And if it's successful they could make a game again.

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I never played 3, somebody gave me 4 and as shit as the cutscenes were, the cringe characters or the blatant cash-in on Rob Zombie's popularity at the time

I did have fun with it. It's got some good songs and create a car was cool too.

You can also shock the prisoners on the ship in the prison level.

AHEM
you know what I want

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Anyone else used cheats in Twisted Metal 3 to get unlimited Ricochet Bombs and Invulnerability to just fill the level with so many Ricochet Bombs that the bombs would eventually toss you so far outside the boundaries of the level the stage and then ultimately the game crash?

Or was that just me.

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Fuck all niggers, trannies, and jannies, right? Your wish is granted. Now you won't be able to leave this room until you have sex with all the niggers, trannies, and jannies in the world.

>not using gameshark

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My family couldn't afford a gameshark

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Calypso, I want a big titty goth girlfriend.

Emulators are thing.

>TM3 last level
>enemies are immortal if you don't destroy all the control panels
>use infinite weapons
>spam lighting until they all die at the same time
>primeval spawns while all enemies are alive
>game crashes

How the fuck did Sweet Tooth and Marcus afford this and the Tower Tooth?

Well I meant back then. I feel too lazy to emulate TM3 since I still have the game and a PS2, but God damn did I dream of a way to unlock Primeval back then so badly. I would spend so many hours glitching and crashing the game for fun for whatever reason hoping some how that'd help.

This is the type of shit I lived for back then as a kid.

Granted! I hope you have a very happy life together!

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Marcus built his car from scratch and needles used the resources from his icecream truck company.

>that
>big titty
Are you trying to cheat me? I was sure I was specific enough.

They probably are big, just not big relative to her own body.

Whoa, I knew about the airplane but had no idea you could do that on the highway level.

To bad Waifus are just drawnings soo we all become anime waifus in manga pages to Reddit obsess over

You can also shoot down the blimp on the prison level.

No problem

Who's your favorite character?

Why was the 2012 game so lackluster? We need a new game.

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Carmageddon is old school but similar

She's certainly big. And she has a perfectly fine pair of titties.

If things don't work out for you two there's always next year's contest!

They're barely a handful. What a sham!

Next year I'll win again and wish for a bigger titty goth girlfriend and I expect results.

Nice choice !

Lack of characters, over-complicated gameplay.

>Yea Forums haven't seen the lost/unused endings.
youtube.com/watch?v=xoFs8REgq8I

i have seen them. they are the most kino endings.

Theoretically these are canon to TM1, dave jaffe said they were left out cause someone on the marketing team from sony complained about the women in bikinis.

They're certainly far more entertaining than the all text bullshit they replaced them with.

>Me and Mortal Kombat king Ed Boon! Ed and I met ages ago to discuss a Midway/Sony collaboration of a Twisted Metal arcade game...but this was back in like 96 or something and nothing- clearly- ever came from it. It didn't matter tho, I was just getting a thrill riding around in a car and having lunch with a dude who was key in creating one of my fave series of all time. And yeah, the DC/MK universe mix still seems a bit odd, even after seeing the great trailers for the title. But the game LOOKS fantastic and seems like it plays like tons of fun! I can not wait for it.

criminalcrackdown.blogspot.com/2008/07/hey-yall-well-after-about-month-long.html

I legit feel this would've worked
Also Jaffe is a manlet

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BOO

That's just an excuse. They fucked up the planning for the game. This was during the 90's. A lot of advertisements implied rape or abuse and a lot more implied sex.

Thank you!

Jaffe has a youtube channel now and has gone full cuck.
youtube.com/user/spidey999/videos

In the next TM game Jaffe's gonna create a self-hating manlet character based on himself. He'll wish to not be a manlet anymore and Calypso will make his height normal by turning him into a woman. Then Jaffe will come out as trans when the game is released.

You can also blow up those big sphere reactors beyond the wall of that City level with a well timed Napalm

Not as cool as the other setpieces like the Plane, Sphere Reactor or the Runaway Rollercoaster but still neat detail

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He said he's willing to do a low budget, sprite based Twisted Metal spin off starring Sweet Tooth

Twisted Metal as an arcade game would work especially given each character's story lasts about the same as a fighting game's arcade story
Hell, maybe it would've find some success in countries where arcades are still alive

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Why has nobody just made their own Twisted Metal? Is it really that hard?And one of the spheres doesn't explode but instead rolls across the city flattening buildings and a whole skyscraper, the rubble of which contains an unlockable secret.

Somebody on tmalliance finally found a way to rip models from the game so it is possible to start porting shit over to a new engine like unity or unreal.

He's pretty much the Ryu of car combat
Car combat is so dead, nobody knows about him anymore
The most popular Twisted Metal videos are a Death Battle with Joker and a Dunkey review

No one wants car combat games. The few that are out there are ok but just don't compare.

Scenario
Twisted Metal is back and flourishing but there's one condition
Its under the intense Japanese localization that was proposed all the way back in TM1
With the bullets and missiles being replaced with fruit and everything being toned down in violence and grit

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>just gets fucking steamrolled at the end by minion
Fuck I really need to pick this game up again.

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>just a dude in the middle
>no armor, no shirt
>can eat a missile to the face

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How did he eat or shit?

Someone in a previous thread proposed having guest cars from other IPs show up similar to how Rocket League has Sweet Tooth and KITT

>over-complicated gameplay.
Lel. Fucking imbecile.

>stay out here all night and mop up your sister!
lmao

>How did he eat or shit?
I wonder.

I'd take it
How bad can it be?

AXEL POWER.

ASSHOLE POWER

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is it bad that I can hear the fucking voice?

Imagine if this game came out today.

>if anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome

calypso, give me a birb

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>>>/ksg/

Based

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This would never be allowed today

the head on version of it is better

Good night Thread, sweet dreams: youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJsNtD_WFQ

youtube.com/watch?v=EKjcGF60hNU

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Nice.

T-thicc

youtube.com/watch?v=4L0nQfqNENk

>T-thicc
This

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>Generic Bald Tatttoed Man
>Standard Black Cop
>Emo Goth Chick
And yet even their stories are just as good as the rest of the psychotic contestants

I wonder if any of the VAs from Black still do work

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Nice I really got to play tm1 again.

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Kek.

youtu.be/3_cr0QuDDpk
youtu.be/0v_tSetscyU
youtu.be/4Hvjp7WxONg
There's more unused scenes from tm1 that was never in the extra twisted release

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I got black after 9/11. When I shot down the plane, I had major goosebumps