Now that the dust has settled

Cope harder, Sven

>alphabet people
lmao

?

It's not, tranny.

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>Blasphemous
>anti-christian
Imagine being this much of a brainlet

>?
seething

>reddit
>t.

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Seething

oh nonono atheist bros i thought this was our game

>Dude salesmen would never lie

The game is good but the threads are absolutely revolting, which I guess is part of the souls experience.

JUST

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>seething
cope
cringe
yikes
rent free
have sex
dilate
There, I finished every buzzword you could say.

Seething Christcucks ITT

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no no no you don't understand see it uses christian elements but then you also beat up christians in said christian element which mean it's anti-christian

I'm going to open 30 more threads about this for the next week and I'm gonna spam that it's antichristian ahahah

cope. someone in your other threads aske what's anti catholic about it and no one answered

Cuck

>only LGBTABCD are against religion

noooooooo redditbros. it was our turn. OUR TURN

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What do you do with the Immaculate Bead? It does nothing, so I know it does something.

>atheists can't deal with the fact that a pro-christian game is good
back to r/fedora

at the end of the pilgrims journey, when hes at the statue what do i do with him?

>Why yes I do believe in an imaginary God who created us out of thin air

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>kill the pope
>pro-christian game
bruh

where?

it's highly rated on steam, people love it, not sure whats so wasted about it

You think catholics don't want to kill an evil pope?

>blasphemy is pro-Christian

That's all they ever do. Watch out, they might throw a decade old fedora meme at you while they shoddily defend their traditions that change in perpetuity and nobody can agree on.

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the art's really good i might pirate it

>he thinks cleansing is bad

>MUH God

>destroying the evil pope as a penitent christian swordsman is not pro-christian
Damn, you are reaching harder and harder now

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>kill pope
No christians aren't muslims, they don't kill their caliph when they disagree on something.

>evil pope
pope literally can't be wrong by catholic standards.

But is it fun? It looks fun and I like the art direction

What's so Dark Souls about it? Enemies with long windups? The game feels just like Castlevania with shortcuts.

True, Daoism is where its at.

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Brainlet proddie, Catholics don't consider anything the pope says unless he's invoking Ex Cathedra.

It's edgy to be christian these days.

>can't cope with the truth so he just posts memes
lolo

>Why yes, I am a sedevacantist, how could you tell?

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Can I have a quick rundown? What's bad about this game?

Yea Forums is so fucking bad nowadays.
>inb4 Yea Forums was always shit
It was never THIS bad. This is legitimately a fucking sewer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK SHSHSOSVD SGSHAEHEKSAFAFAF

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Equip it and die a lot, it will corrupt.

This is not the thread to talk about gameplay.

Why are Roman Catholics so violent?
Is it the 'roman' part of the equation?
That's why they don't like zionist jews/Israel?

C*****ics are idolatrous hypocrites.

oh no no no he's right bros we got too cocky christbros

It never had any potential in the first place. Generic indie metroidvania with shitty gameplay and sprites. Without the controversy no one would care.

post election tourists

It has christian themes and doesn't present catholicism in a totally bad light so the fedoramen are shitposting everywhere

FUCKING DEVS PIECES OF SHITS. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY WHEN THE GAME IS MADE BY SPANIARDS. FUCKING MOORS

>protestant
bruh

the designs in this game are so bad
it's like it was designed by a 12 year old

the gameplay is below average too

>I don't know what BLASPHEMY is

the decline happened way before that, newfag

>off topic again
Hiro, delete this fucking board you lazy jew.

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You could always go back to /r/gaming

>Why yes, we are Roman Catholics. How could you tell?

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Mobilefags then.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR STANCE ON ITS RELIGIOUS IMAGERY IS, I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ITS FUN TO PLAY

Yea Forums is so contrarian they think it's "cool" to be christian.

>THE GAME ACTUALLY SHITS ON KIKE LOVERS
>why?
>UUUUUH THE TITLE?
Get behind me, retard

Everything itt is on-topic though.

weak and simple, not fun to play

Kill yourself election nigger.

Ask in the other thread where people actually talk about the game.

Yeah, that contributed too. Around GG.

Seething resetranny

90% of the bloodiest, most disgusting violent acts in history can be laid at the feet of C*****ics

Good

>SHITS ON
Why everything in Yea Forums needs to be pro or against something now?

A guy in an earlier thread said the devs are Christians. Is there any proof?

Fucking tired of stupid idiots like this who can't seem to separate fiction from their reality. It's a fucking video game, playing it won't fucking send you to hell or whatever the fuck bad place you believe in.

Maybe he doesn't want to support devs who mock his religion

>why do people ask if it's a game they'll like
same reason why people wants to ask if Death Stranding is a walking simulator or if a faggot asks if a game's anti faggotry

>christ cuck calls anybody tranny
lmao

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>make claims that the game is anti-christian
>try to play the centrist card after getting btfo'd

tranny detected

It used soil and then breathed life into it.

They support that the holy ghost is created by god and not part of it. Big no no.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Stephen_VI

Based. Yea Forums subhumans btfod

based kyoko poster

Can't talk about the game here huh. Guess it's time for me to this thread

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIS NOT POSSIBLE I THOUGHT THE GAME SHAT ON GOD AND THE SHITSTIANS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT IT IS CALLED BLASPHEMOUS FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT COMING TO GRANMAW'S FUNERAL SHE HAS NO SOUL

Hows the combat and movement feel like?
When compared to Dead Cells tons of these games feel like controlling a heavy weight retard since its so slow and clunky.

Game released yesterday, dust hasn't settled lmao

did it really have potential to begin with? it looked crap from the trailers too.

This, vast majority of Nazi Germany was also Catholic.

They damn-near deify the Virgin Mary as well.

it feels like shit, the game is extremely clunky, there aren't many uses for any of the skills you unlock besides very situational ones, the hitboxes are straight up ass and this may just be my problem (I'm using a ps4 controller) but I find the controls to be quite unresponsive, like if I'm doing a crouching slash it won't trigger one out of five times
The art is very gorgeous and so is the spritework but most of the areas are just very generic in-door areas you'd see in any other shovelware metroidvania, the game just isn't very good honestly

Not that different from incels who put pussy on a pedestal.

>the game is extremely clunky
Why do people keep saying this. It controls just fine.
>there aren't many uses for any of the skills
What the hell you're talking about? Plunging attack from high in the early game can oneshot enemies that you have to slash 3 or 4 times normally, charge attack is very good at covering distance and killing weaker enemies in the early game and assrapes everything in the mid/late game. Combo upgrades are good for dealing ton of damage and blood attack has many uses. The only situational skill is plunging attack
>like if I'm doing a crouching slash it won't trigger one out of five times
I'm not sure what is wrong with your controller (or a game), because I'm playing on keyboard and everything is fine

There is absolutely nothing anti christian about it
You are just a fucking mutt that has never been around true christianity which is about way more than your "jesus jesus" shit

It looks and plays great except for the eh silly helmet.

But can these fucking Spaniards just make Severance 2?

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Wholesale ripoff of the Souls series.

>Chalice of Inverted Verses
>Have to kill three different enemies at wildly different parts of the map, then presumably bring them back to where you found itwithout teleporting.

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How the FUCK do I get whatever the ability or item is that let's me interact with all these fucking tree roots over the place? I'm at what seems to be the end of the game and I've gone back to that bitch tree in the snowy area like 5 times already and still can't offer it anything.. WHAT DO I DO?

Literally 2deep4u

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Yeah all those between 3,000 and 5,000 people killed by the inquisition, many of which were probably making baby oil out of real babies. Poor poor pagans.

Meanwhile Genghis killed 50 million alone. But he is a cool guy.

Based

I like Dark Souls, will this fill that void?

You may trample. You may trample. I more than anyone know of the pain in your foot. You may trample. It was to be trampled on by men that I was born into this world. It was to share men's pain that I carried my cross.

Where the fuck do you get your facts m8?
How hard is to understand the Holy Trinity?