Alright I’m out

>black guys kill a white dude from kentucky
hell of a way to start a war.

>another ironic dating sim
This, who the fuck thinks these are funny anymore

Why are people so angry and upset about this? I think it's based as fuck. They've always had some damn good food and then they suddenly make an official anime dating sim. Truly the biggest balls on a food chain I've ever seen. That's American right there. I know KFC is what all the bugmen in Asia eat for Christmas for some dumb ass reason, so this reason probably helped them decide to make the game anime styled to appeal to those worms over there, but I can still appreciate how out of the blue and based this game is for a fried chicken fast food place.

>KFC was a mistake

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But he's finger licking good

There would be something to be mad about if they just made Sanders an anime girl, that's just a no-brainer and fucking retarded.
But no, you can fucking date Sanders. I think it's cool.

I think Sanders Senpai is pretty dashing in this, uwu

>They've always had some damn good food >they suddenly make an official anime dating sim

Imagine the kind of pathetic memerican greasy slob who wrote this fucking post.
Kill yourself

It's not nice to think of Americans in that way. I'm not sure why you carry such unwarranted hatred for us, or why my post bothered you so much, but please be nice to others. It's easier to communicate when both parties are level headed.

Have standards you pathetic lowlife

What does KFC have to do with America? We have it in Canada and in Japan it's so popular I saw people lining up to get inside in the morning
Not even joking

I'm really salty I fell for the pigeon game meme

Japs love KFC it's literally their national Christmas dinner

He was my favorite president

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lol le quirky ironic vn ahaha that's so random nobody has ever done that before let me share this on my insta ahaha

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I do have standards. They're actually pretty unreasonably high, and yet things like this KFC game doesn't bother me because I'm not gonna play it, but I can still laugh at the fact that it's even a thing in the first place. It's just humorous, user. You don't seem to like their food either, and that's all personal preference in the end, so I guess there's no arguing there. I want you to imagine being filthy fucking rich for a moment. With all the money in the world, you no longer want or crave, so all you can do is sit back and laugh and have a good time. Just enjoy being alive until you're dead, not caring about anything. I may not be rich, but that's the kind of light hearted way of living I chose. Learn to relax and not get so worked up over small things.

what the fuck, when are we getting a Wendy's dating game?

t. davido kun, expert on all things japanese

There is only one reason to play this "dating sim".

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I asked my Japanese girlfriend that and she was really confused, I told her in the west that's what people say and she said "foreigners are stupid"

VN and dating sims are trash video games and KFC is fucking trash food.

That's all there is to say, but keep applauding the KFC marketing division for aiming at the right target : weeb manchilds and gaymers

welp
weebs gotta stop """"playing"""""""""""""" VNs now since it's officially reddit now

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DDLC already happened.

It's actually true, but it's not regular kfc, they make a specific christmas dinner with a big chicken.

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>No Wendy dating sim where she roasts you while you masturbate in front of her.

Well, it's an American company that branched itself out worldwide, for one. The whole Japan KFC Christmas shit is because they dressed up their life sized colonel sanders mannequin thing in Santa clothes because he looked similar to Santa clause. Ever since they did that long ago, they've done it ever since. Before that, Japan didn't really have a direct way of celebrating Christmas, so they latched on to KFC.

its actually pretty good. im gonna play this game despite usually not playing american trash

i dont really get the ironic weeb meme. if you use some cartoon for ad you can only choose either western trash or anime. most american companies are as submissive as chinks, and they all bend the knee to sjw commies and virtue signal for some commie value. yet kfc dared to choose the weeb way. its simply based.

What makes this ironic? Dumb retard

>tfw no KFC in my town

>first McDonald's anime and then this
I'm going to become a commie out of spite if this keeps up. Absolute fucking cancer.

>my Japanese girlfriend
Sure you did.

I think I get it.
You’re triggered by food because you’re obese and hate yourself for it.
You’re triggered by stupid VN/dating sim shit because you’re undatable and hate being reminded of that fact.
It’s a fucking fried chicken dating game, why are you taking it seriously? Is it a mental condition?

forget it
I was clearly joking..sperg

if she didn't proceed to step on you while calmly calling you a baka gaijin you're making this shit up

>VN and dating sims are trash video games

They are, I shit on the people that play them. They're the bottom of the barrel of our species. It's still funny because the last thing you think of when it comes to KFC is an anime dating sim. It's so retarded, I can't help but laugh and appreciate the size of their balls for this. Recently KFC has gone into overdrive with their advertising, but nobody expected this. About the food, it really depends on what you order. About 30% of their menu is edible, the rest is slop, but the edible food is damn good.

what are some edibles? Might hit up KFC one of these days.

So this VN will have a black male character to date him?

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>>first McDonald's anime
Oh no, Japan made an anime commercial. The fucking horror. Six nukes won't be enough.

>I was clearly joking
Maybe you just aren't funny, autismo.

>Title Information. This is an opinion.
I fucking hate this format.

Their KFC Famous Bowl is pretty good, literally never go to a KFC and leave it without getting their Mashed Potatoes and gravy. Shit is delicious. People tend to gravitate towards the chicken buckets and just leave with those, but that's peasant shit. Unironically, their chicken tenders and nashville hot tenders are god tier.

thigns arent that complicated, i think. some weeb higher ups wanted to make it and did. you are pissed off because you are so into similar games to this..
i dont care much about this cause i dont play vn or anime games. im pretty sure all of those who get triggered are either american cartoon fans/westacucks or weeby devs.
normal weebs or gamers who play diverse genres arent triggered

She cute

I think you misunderstood my post. I'm not triggered, I don't care if people play the games, they aren't bothering anyone. I support this KFC game because it's just simply based.

>some weeb higher ups wanted to make it and did.
No, some suits went to a company called Psyop and told them to work their magic. And now people will be talking about KFC, either because they find the game funny, because it's stupid or because "lol can you believe that got made!? wacky right!" There's no such thing as bad mindshare in the day and age when everyone vents their minds on social media with no filters on.

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Would you recommend any sauces? My local KFC spot doesn't have mashed potatoes and gravy on their menu.

It’s called viral marketing, and this one was well executed. It wasn’t just Wendy’s spouting old memes.

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I'd say nice bait but with all the retarded people I've met irl I don't even know anymore.
In case you're actually serious, aside for your shit taste and behaving like a monkey screaming usa usa at everything american, this kind of quirky lolsorandumb shit is so fucking overdone people are starting to get call companies like Wendy's out because the thing is getting old.

It's true that KFC of Japan has been doing the “Go to KFC on christmas!!” campaign for a long time and it's a well known campaign in Japan. But basically that's all.
It's not like the Japanese started celebrating christmas because of that or KFC is really popular compared to other famous fast food chains in Japan. They are just one of many companies doing christmas-themed marketing campaigns. The reason why it was successful is that people in Japan usually don't want to spend much money for christmas since Oshogatsu(new year's day) is much more important in Japan.

Imagine how loud it is in there with all the ran ran ruing.

>It’s called viral marketing
It's not really viral when the store page says that it's KFC publishing it and the blurb says it's an official KFC product. That's just plain old marketing.

>My local KFC spot doesn't have mashed potatoes and gravy on their menu

Excuse me?

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dude

ironic vns lmao

Raising Canes is far superior to KFC in terms of food. Get some taste pleb.

Not that uncommon. My KFC only has potato wedges and the shitty vegetables. No potatoes and gravy and no regular fries. I didn't even know KFC did fries, but I've seen pics online.

The viral part is that we’re now talking about it even though it’s likely a shovel-ware meme game. KFC just says “we’re making a dating sim with the Colonel” and everyone else goes “HAHA DIDN U C THE CHIKN GAME ON REDDIT?”

You're right. Had a serious brain fart while writing my post.

This game sure makes me hungry for some juicy thighs.

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Literally never heard of them. You have to understand, I'm American, I'm only surrounded by McDonald's, Wendy's, Chick-fil-a, Sonic, KFC, Arby's, Captain D's and Subway. There are no smaller fast food chains around here that focus on chicken in their menus. I really fucking want to move to another state.

KFC markets so hard, because they want you to forget the poor quality of their food. Just a year or two ago, everyone was unified under the idea that KFC was the lowest choice chicken joint in any area.
Now, everyone talks about their various marketing stunts.

Participating in brand pandering makes you a tool. It made you a tool 30 years ago. It makes you a tool today. Either consume the product, or don't. But don't become a shill.

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Is this scripted? Poor nigga, she seems so goddamn obnoxious

I miss the 2000s (and before) style of commercialism where brands just tried to be themselves, loudly and obnoxiously, rather than trying to hitch themselves to internet culture and ironic memes.
I actually miss a style of advertising, jesus fucking christ. I expected a future of palmtop computers and 3D personal websites, now all I want is for the corporation to speak to me in its native tongue.

I don't know if it's scripted or not, but it perfectly reflects how I feel about trashy brands trying to market at me with cheap pandering.

I've literally never eaten at KFC. Am I missing out?

2000-2007 seems like the most sane period in human history in retrospect

normalfaggy employees dont even know of vn to begin with and wouldnt be sold on such shady shit like dating sim. its merely creepy nerd shit for normies. you seem to overrate vns. even i dont play it despite doing a bunch of genres. so my take is some weeb higher ups pushed it even if the devs suggested that to kfc.

>Full-body in game, she has Drumsticks printed on her stockings
I get the feeling that this whole fiasco was just an excuse for Aeshleigh to exist. She was sitting in an artists prawn-and-seafood sketchbook as his homebrew fapping material, and the dude pitched this whole game as an excuse to have her professionally rendered, animated and voiced.
Keep an eye out for suspiciously on-model porn like the day after this gets released.

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The irony of the DC comic crossover hurts. Why can't they just stick to the hard way. Why does it have to be the easy way. They still have the capital that they're pouring down the drain into marketing.
I still like the VN's meme fetish girl though.

If you have literally any fried chicken readily available, then no.

Not really. If you're in the US, then stay away until they fix their fucking chicken, there's better alternatives everywhere.
Dunno how it's around the world.

gaha epic you dont expect the food man in dating sim my peenus weenus loves this cant wait to show him my "chicken" ;) this is truly comedy what's the isdue wvdtyjnnnnnnnnn

m
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>Some Twitter conspiracy nut says that the world did, in fact, end in 2012, and that we now all exist on the opposite side of a black hole's event horizon, with time spooling out backwards like spool of thread that's gotten loose.
>Effects of this "end" begin to manifest as subtle changes in culture and individual experiences, mass delusions (people en masse remembering events contradicted by historical records etc.) and social norms crumbling without direct apparent cause
>Events will continue to escalate until we begin to experience events that defy our flat understanding of causality because the linear fabric of space-time is being bent and pressed in ways we've never observed.
>This is how the World ends, not with Fire and Brimstone, but with a Colonel Sanders dating simulator.

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Is it pussy lickin' good?

spooky

I fucking despise "corporate memes" so much.

>implying the unironic ones are any better

And I'm in

Life sucks but fuck me, the absurdism overload is too fucking funny. If we are all dead and this is our true version of Hell, it could be a hell of a worse fucking future. I mean shit, Chinks are doing cloning already, maybe one day everyone on Yea Forums will get their catgirl gf straight outta chinkzone.Or be patrician and be full anthro. Fiddy fiddy.

Embrace the memes user. If this is the fucking joke timeline, down a 40 oz and chill in a bar with pals. Things cant get much worse, so hey, cheers.

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What the fuck is my wife doing with him? Stop no please.

2005 already sucked because of myspace.

>Actually thinking "make it a girl"ism is original and clever
At least they'll have to put in effort to make a dilf out of their icon

I don't care how "hip" KFC tries to be, their food's still overpriced and shitty.

there are people who think ironic weebs aren't real

user, please. Reading comprehension.
Well, granted I worded that like shit.

the word is hard to understand. it pretty much means "casual weebs" innit?

Idk if this fits the topic but once my dad found a hair on a kfc chicken once
Dont eat here

Because dating vns are serious business, cant have joke ones.

That's it, I'm fucking done with video games

And the KFC thing has been on a bit of a decline since the 80s or 90s. Pretty much every place even like Family Mart do a thing with christmas chicken too.
Also side note nobody in Japan has used the phrase Christmas Cake for older women since the 80s.

no, it means people who don't genuinely like anime, but rather like the novelty of it

>overpriced and shitty.

I concur, you can buy chicken strips, wedges, and the like from the hot food counter at Walmart for way less. Also, imo, Tyson's frozen chicken strips taste the same if you bake them, then there's always making your own fried chicken, but that's a lot of work and working with flour is a huge mess.

It's okay for söylent bugmen, chink insectoids, and even big name studios to churn out shovelware but suddenly it's the worst thing ever if a fast food chain does it.

Lads you can't go get your KFC at 5 in the evening. It's best eaten at lunchtime, so you should have a free afternoon to go home a drift off watching your favorite media, wake back up and grab a biscuit and potato wedges out of the fridge from leftovers

like those blue haired "fake nerds" buying funko pops up and going to comic cons despite only watching modern cape movies/live actions on netflix and playing western aaa and nintendo games. same people exist in the western industry at least.

i think nerd shit in general is just getting casualised due to social media.

Remake when? Used to play the fuck out of this when I was a kid, and fuck NVGN for calling it shit. This game was actually really fun.

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This looks hilarious. Look at that Alpha chad Colonel Sanders next to some JoJo ripoff and a chunky chick with drumstick thigh highs. 10/10, may actually make me go to KFC

>They've always had some damn good food
I'm not a murican but they're the absolute lowest quality fast food place where I live
>KFC is what all the bugmen in Asia eat for Christmas
The Chinese are the bug people, the Japanese eat the chicken at Christmas
The way you're throwing around the word based in your post like a retarded redditor that just learned the term makes me think it's bait but I can't fucking tell

>he can't tell
You're slipping up. Shit gets tiring seeing it thousands of times a day, understandably.

Baste and chicken thigh pilled

No Rena, no buy. Only she can take the Colonel home.

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The character designs are unironically a few steps up from the average PAID English language VN

Looks like a cheap ass renpy VN, I'm sure normie redditros will gobble it up

They are a few steps above the average western game of various genre not just VN.

when do you stop posting frogshit then? it's been officially reddit for years now

is CFA beating them THIS bad?

the absolute state of americans. consider suicide please we're begging you

>Before that, Japan didn't really have a direct way of celebrating Christmas
maybe someone should tell them about the real reason for the season

>If this is the fucking joke timeline, down a 40 oz and chill in a bar with pals. Things cant get much worse, so hey, cheers
this is probably the most inspirational thing I ever witnessed on Yea Forums

Gotta try all them combinations

>eating yankee chicken
Nah. I live in the deep south and I'm going to take advantage of it

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rampant capitalism?

I went to New England for vacation, and their fast food selection sucks. Hardly anything outside megacorp joints like mcdonalds and taco bell

Based zaxnigger

I try user.

Where's the rule 63 cournel?
I want her to be my mummy

this will sell gangbusters in Japan

>new england
I keep hearing people from outside the US saying they go to their KFC and other fast food places and claiming that it tastes like shit. What is this phenomenon? Clearly you guys don't have standards, don't even lie about having any. Do these people just hate food that isn't accompanied by a stupid name for it like "fish and chips"? Is it because it's so impossible for Europoors to appreciate anything Americans do, they can't even enjoy our food? Is it just genetic?

>- No, this isnt a joke
thanks for the clarification given the current state of games journalism

>now

sjws and tumblrinas have released a bunch of vns since a few years ago. its not really a weeb medium.

New England is not England you absolute mouth breather

No shit, his post just put the pieces together in my brain that made me come to the realization that EU fags say the food tastes like shit. Read through the thread, they've said it multiple times.

Poat the Thighs

wake up sheeple

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Different regions have different agriculture markets. For example, new england has great seafood but everything else is shit because they import meat and poultry most of the time. The south has great meat and poultry because alot of it is locally raised and slaughtered, but usually shit seafood

how the hell did you fall for that?
One glance at the steam page and I saw that it was a silly game about dating not only pigeons, but male pigeons. What made you think there was going to be anything worth your time there?

There's actually a serious visual novel buried under the stupid pigeon shit. It still involves pigeons but it also deals with genocide, war, insanity, alienation and whatnot.

>great chicken
>shit seafood
Can vouch for this, being in the south. The only places to find good seafood here are Chinese buffets and only on crab legs thursdays. They have grilled salmon as well, pretty good too. Literally nowhere else has good seafood. Captain D's has the most soulless food and vile kitchen culture I've ever heard of. Had a friend who's brother worked there and he said the chefs would drop shit on the floor, kick it around a few times, pick it up then put it in the box.

Yes, but it is behind a pigeon dating sim. That's worth at most perusing the wiki or something if you're super desperate for a story you could probably find in the discount bin at a book store.

The dating sim is a casual filter to keep noobs away from the raw unbridled power of some amateur nip writer.

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If any of you are Yea Forums, read Kafka on The Shore. Colonel Sanders shows up in the red light district of a rural Japanese city and entices one of the characters to fuck one of his girls.

>imagine being this mad at fun
You're a sad sap, nigger.

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And if i wanted to read twitter, i'd go to twitter, yet here we are, Yea Forums - twitter screenshots

Ironic for the sake of irony is not fun. It's a novelty that wore off long ago.

Psyops asked for a license from KFC to make this game. KFC didn't come up with the idea, FYI to everyone here

KFC sucks ass.