Continued Switch Stepping Thread

Continued requests

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1.) Work boots

2.) Like pic related, with one joycon attached, apply full pressure to secure it on the floor. With your other foot, lift the screen portion of the switch upwards, the leverage will break the joycon rail

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Seesaw screen upwards
Seesaw screen upwards
Seesaw screen upwards
Seesaw screen upwards

This one sucks

Piss on it

I'll do these quick.

Is it still bent? Ifso, step on it in a way that will fix the bend

Work boots, screen down with attached Joy-Cons, jump with one foot right on the center multiple times. If you can't jump just step on it with a lot of pressure multiple times.

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the screen is already broken, that one is trying to fuck up the joycon or rail

why

This. Thank you

Shit on it

Because he can't stop until the requests do

What a way to celebrate the 18th anniversary of 9/11

k

k

OP, how about we just end it all with you just straight up fucking obliterating it with your foot, kicking it around the bathroom and shit, bending it in half, etc.

Why is OP not charging for this? I'm sure there's plenty of psychos willing to pay for videos like this.

This is the best Yea Forums content for me in years, and that says it all.

>youtube.com/watch?v=JiULWvyh8tw

If it weren’t already broken, maybe. What’s the harm in stepping on a console that’s already broken?

Did you miss the Flip Morse incident?

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>that first clip
wow this made me sad

Yes, what was it?

Red joycon ripped off. Should I try to use the tread to grind the other off like the other user I think was suggesting?

It shouldn't of, those guys make the worst content on youtube

Broken joycon youtu.be/XqcDaLSdkoE

Yes

hey that's not me what the fuck

And that old man is dead

My favorite one so far, keep it up man there's still so much to break.

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kino

Alright, now do the same thing to the blue joycon, and I wanna hear you cry cuck boy

>that sound
Thanks, user

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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At least I still have games.

You're welcome anons. Let's hope he does it to the blue one

Is this a fetish?

Same method or trying to pull it off grinding the treads?

Are there requests for games, OP, or only the fucking Jewtendo console?

Flip Morse's (Nintendo employee) son leaked that Smash Switch wouldn't be a port, and Yea Forums basically scared him into deleting his social media

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What the fuck is happening ITT

I did offer games at one point because people weren't happy with the consol. It wasn't part of the original offer so I'd prefer not to step on those.

Same method. Please.

Don't damage your games user. keep them and get the Switch lite in 9 days

Good.

Then you're free to leave them alone, you truly are a man of word and I would trust in any situation. I respect you.

Do the seesaw screen up and go to sleep, sweet prince.

op, you're full of shit. the kickstand didn't break off. it's magnetized and meant to be detachable. fraudulent.

You were saying user? I expect an apology.

op what the fuck have you even eaten today

most people don't know that

Can you lay the joycons flat on the ground and place the switch screen-down on them and then stand on each end of the screen? I want to see some bendage.

The screen is fucking done, there's no more to be done to it.

It's to break the main PCB, not the screen

Definitely, you deserve one, I didn't bothe to open the image and thought both feet were going downwards

Already tried it and it failed
youtube.com/watch?v=R7NOaaQGMs4

this
this thread was unnecessary

I got him to break the joycon, so I wouldn't say the whole thread was unecessary

k

I did post in another thread that I'd do games so if people want that, I'll do it. Otherwise I"m not sure what more to do.

Other joycon fucked youtu.be/LNPxE8Bnseg

OP won’t do the screen up seesaw because he’s going to send this in for repairs afterwards and tell them he dropped it or some shit. If the PCB snaps, he can’t. You’re all being played.

Now cum on the broken switch

Blue joycon OP, and then we'll move on to games.

Ok. I'll fuck up the consol.

I'd prefer not to do games but if other people want me to too, then I will.

He shouldn't step on his games, that's just dumb and wasn't apart of the original plan

You've said 3 times that you prefer not to do games, but you will if told, and all it's doing is making me think that you do want them destroyed

They're Nintendo exclusive cancer, they shall be purged and only be played on emulators.

We'll leave it up to the anons requests

Oh shit, he's gonna tell him to break them

no, I just offered it in another thread but I'd prefer to keep them. Because I made the offer I'll honor it if necessary.

>youtube.com/watch?v=LNPxE8Bnseg

Is that crying I hear OP?

Question: Why is op doing this? What's the point?
He's literally wasting $300 for no reason.

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>I'd prefer not to do games but if other people want me to too, then I will.

I honestly hope this is a fetish thing, otherwise seek help. How are you even alive?

Is this the evolution of COPE console warring or is it just a fetish?

lost a bet on Yea Forums
Honestly probably is, he wants us to instruct him to break those games

>He's literally wasting $300 for no reason.
He did that the moment he bought it.

Uploading seesaw screen up.

yeah I had the same impression in other videos, when he realized the damage he gasps or something.
Why is he doing this? Is this another CWC that destroys his things because reasons?

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does anyone have a link to the original Yea Forums thread? does anyone know what the bet was even about?

I asked him this last thread and have yet to get an answer. All I know is that if he won the bet, the other user claims they would have bought him a gaming rig

I thought I might have made it without breaking it because no one had me grinding the treads.

and what bet was that?

Why do you keep mentioning grinding the treads, what would that do? Is that what Yea Forums had you doing?

I'm going to bed if we're done.

It's in the last thread which is still open. read it.

How many physical games do you own? Lay them all out on the ground, and put all your weight on your heel (work boots) on each copy.

>Sonyfaggots send orders to test the virgin's strength all at once. Some beg them to stop, but it's too little too late..user is prepared to destroy.
>Will we ever discuss vidya?
>Or have shitposts taken over..
>Find out next time on Dragon Ball Yea Forums

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yes

Who the fuck is so stupid that he breaks his own things because of a bet on a taiwanese noodle forum?

Oh, so you thought you were safe

From last thread , but I see no mention of what the bet was.

Stomp on each game until it breaks and go to bed sweet prince

all consoles and games are waste of money but you still can have fun playing games for hours, days, months, even years
op for some reason want to waste his money for few seconds of pleasure, he could waste them to stop be virgin but whatever

He can't stomp on them, but this will suffice

how do you feel, OP?

I hate myself.

Don't think they broke. But have no way to know

D-did OP kill himself?

previous bread

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I"m not going to kill myself. I'm miserable and regret this.

Yeah, point is:
WHAT WAS THE BET ABOUT? HOW DID HE LOSE IT?
We already know that he would have got the rig if he won, but what did he do to lose this fucking bet?
OP you're a fag btw.

Where's the video?

>I'm miserable and regret this.
what a retard

lol decadence

youtu.be/7VsipNnpFdQ

Man up and embrace the present, most people would have never kept their word, but you did, be proud of that.
Video still uploading?

is this some weird fetish shit or something? like that tile user
im gionna assume it is because you arent saying what the bet is
get some help you weirdo

Great taste, from now play Skyrim on PC as a normal person.

This one?

DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?

>I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A CUUUUCCCKKK
youtube.com/watch?v=yRQIxogISCY

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youtu.be/bV02iwHJxaA

Since it's pretty much done, can we get one last video of you just ravaging it, in tears?

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That's such a lame way of doing it. They should be on their side as you step on them. If you can't manage that, I guess you're just a cuck.

no.

Am I good to go with the games as is? Any more requests?

You are a winrar, go to sleep already, you've earned it.

That's it, you've done more than enough. Get some sleep or dream about the future or something, just wipe the past 6 or so hours out of your memory and have a good night's rest.

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FUCK Yea Forums

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Thanks again, now go to sleep as a true man and don't regret this day.
youtu.be/e_lSERfLMec?t=52

THank you for letting me keep my games.

Go and never come back on Yea Forums dude. Please seek help.

No, do this

Who said you're keeping them?

This. The requests aren't done buddy. Stand them vertically and step on them like a real man, unless you want to be a cuck

Threads like this are once in a lifetime.

You're a fuck up, OP.

k, I'll try.

JUST

why did you hide your beard s o ylord

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I feel bad, maybe we should all pitch in to get OP a new Switch. Maybe even just the Lite to at least make up for our tom foolery. Who's in?

This is the most pathetic thread I've ever fucking seen on here.

Zing

They just full down. I can't keep them verticle

let's get him a virtual boy

You are

op why don't you do something productive instead like shoot up a school

Prop them up on one foot and step on them with the other. It's not rocket science, cuck.

Try harder, this needs to be done.

Let's get him something better yuzu-emu.org/downloads/

it's him!

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Just stop this shit oh my god

this is sad, don't kill yourself but holy shit dude, you still have time to turn it around

HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM FOR REAL

It didn't work. Sorry. If you have other ideas I'll take them.

Who was better at fucking up your switch? Yea Forums or Yea Forums

>Read previous thread’s OP
>OP lost a bet on Yea Forums and that’s why he has to do this
>If he does it he gets a new gaming rig
>It was too late to talk him out of it when the thread began because by that point he’d already started breaking it
>OP’s dignity is worth less than 300 dollars

Godspeed, OP
Hope you got it in writing, you’re holding up your end of the deal

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Why are you backing out? It's not hard to do. Try your other shoes if you have to. Don't be a pussy.

Yea Forums

Can you do what you did to the switch to remove the joycons, but to each individual joycon please?

Basically this but joycon in place of the switch

Keeping it propped is the problem

For the love of god throw out those jeans, they're fucking awful

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OP post face RIGHT NOW

The sheer meme potential this has will implode the board and may even kill Smash Threads

Stack all 4 games, and step on the pile, forcing your foot down until it is against the hard wood floor.

what if you held it up between the toes of two shoes (preferably nikes) and then stepped on it?

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Next up, OP stabs a lying asshole.

Dump milk all over the Switch while apologizing to your mom repeatedly.

Looks like this here is our winner OP

k, like grind them down?

Don't you have a screwdriver to fuck them up quickly?

so is this a thing now?
a new tumor to add on to the autistic pile?

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Don't twist your foot or anything, just a full press down
Against the rules, catch up newfag

Not him but I own every console and I have no interest in that game. Check out MOON Remix though, it's the best thing Switch is getting in a while.

Op PLEASE

I did twist my foot. Can't tell if they're broken

>consoles

Well did they crunch?

Come on now, you just sound like a tryhard now.

Did you apologize to your mother in the video?

Post the vid. And do you plan on doing this request OP:

I’m not joking

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What bet did you lost, OP, it's nowhere to be found in either thread

I've done more than I needed to. I don't owe anyone anything more. Good night.

Please, just answer Good night anyway, OP, you delivered.

lol RIP in pieces OP

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You're not even doing the game videos you cuck

Cuck. You lost not only the bet, but our respect.

This.

I'm dissapointed in you user. At least post a face reveal

youtube.com/watch?v=036YlaK_KQ4
he actually did it...

He woke

Damn. Why does part of me think OP stole a relatives shit, and is breaking it for attention

nah, you can hear him sigh and sob when he realizes that the thing is indeed broken

OP LEFT BECAUSE HE’S
THIS GUY
WE MEMED THE SÓYBOY INTO STOMPING HIS SWITCH