1 more week

I did. Just earlier today actually. And Link’s awakening.
I’m getting the yellow one because that seems to be the one Nintendo is pushing the most and I’m a sheep.

The blue one's the most popular, actually, because miku

>smaller screen

no thanks

>switch lite gets a real dpad
>still no joycon dpad

come the fuck on nintendo

The Hori one is nearly perfect.

Give it a week

Disn't the psp and vita use a cable to stream to TV? Why couldn't Nintendo do something like that?

I doubt it since:
>rails arent accessible
>the exploit is patched on newer switches

>only works in handheld and has a stupid design

Fuck off

I would have bought it had it not been designed for a toddler. The thing looks like it would fit in with any playmobile set. Should have copied the Vita or the DS Lite/i and made it look more presentable.

I said "nearly" wireless is really the only stickler.

Yeah man, if there's anything I love, it's having fewer options.

No, I already have a 2DSXL lol.

NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS

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Because it saves 'em a few pennies per unit and people will buy it anyway.

Because the switch lite has an even slower APU than the normal Switch, allowing it to only play handheld mode (it's clockspeed=what the switch is downclocked to in handheld)

Yeah so fuck off you stupid cunt. Hori shit can suck my cock.

why?

I'm waiting for the miku edition

>not buying launch models and hoarding them until a hack is discovered

>pre-ordering hardware
>youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
>youtube.com/watch?v=6FwlK-jU8Yg
why

Geez user, you doing okay? Would it make you feel better if I told you that you could order a shell for official joycons that has a dpad?

No because it's horribly impractical. Just like the Game Boy Micro. A lot of games are nearly unplayable on a regular Switch already due to how small ingame text looks on its tiny screen.

i dont like the colors it comes in, ill wait for a special edition from a game that i care about unlike pokemon

No you stupid nigger I've already looked that shit up and it fucking sucks. FUCK OFF

You just have bad eyesight lmao get some glasses or lasik bro

I can't wait for this.

Scalper who wants to fuck people over come the holidays.

It seems like a smart business decision though, Nintendo is retarded when it comes to keeping supply available

just get a normal switch, why would you intentionally gimp yourself

pocket sized is a world of difference. i never take my base switch around places because im not lugging around a carrying case.

If you don't already have a switch and can somehow guarantee you'll never ever play docked, I can see why you'd get this.

But literally why the fuck are people who already own a switch excited? It's just a worse version of what you already own

it's a true portable and fits in your pocket. That's a good reason enough

Dumb collector

>Only works in handheld mode
why is this a problem? you have a pro controller for tv mode

Because I don't want a Nintendo console with a shitty gimmick, I want the true Game Boy successor.

I saw it at gamescom
The screen is reaaaaally small
They should have used a thin besel screen

real DPad

No. Gimme the pro or fuck off

I might impulse buy it, been looking for a handheld that can emulate everything up to the PSX era and chinkshit just doesn't cut it (assuming the firmware doesn't have crazy security)

>not dockable
Fuck, I just wanted a smaller Switch.

It just looks like yellow is the one Nintendo personally is putting out the most. It’s on all the accessory box art, and was the color Koizumi pulled out of his pocket in the announcement video. Kind like how the red and blue is the joycon color Nintendo advertises the most.

I'm honestly considering it. I'm about to start a new job as a dispatcher working afternoon to midnight for my brother's company. He's been warning me that the job will be very boring an I'll end up either watching shows or reading half the time. I'm thinking a Switch will help the hours go by.

No, I will wait and see how games will perform on that.

>fits in your pocket
what kind of giant baggy autism pants do wear?

>muh dpad
that’s adumason to throw 200 bucks out there window

>The Switch that can't switch.

>the 3ds that cant 3d

what you don't wear cargo pants?

you think there aren't 50 secret soft entry points brewing right now waiting for the lite release?

Nah I was considering it but I'd rather just buy 10 new games to play on my PS4 than spend £200 on a handheld that I only want for Mario and Zelda

It still can, dipshit

I might grab one after they come out. I sold my old Switch a few months ago to put money towards a graphics card.

>10 new games to play on my PS4
What games? they've had a major drought this year.

I'm gonna buy one because my new job requires me to travel a fuck ton and I don't find the normal Switch comfortable enough and I'll probably hack it and never switch off it since I'm lazy

Weell here's some of the ones i've played this year: rayman legends, CTR, A hat in time, Far cry 5, metro redux, spyro reignited, dying light, shadow of war, shadow of the colossus, gravity rush remastered. Obviously they aren't all "new" releases and most are multiplat so I don't know if that's what you were saying about

Right, most of them aren't new.

I'm sorry to hear you wasted so much money this year.

Sorry I actually play stuff? Post what you played this year