To all the writers who force their faggot-ass narrative into the video games that I bother to play: STOP WITH YOUR HACKNEYED ATTEMPTS TO DRAMATIZE A GODDAMNED GAME.
You have a story you'd like to share? Maybe you want to put your creative talent on display? Hey, that's great! GO WRITE A FUCKING BOOK OR A SCREENPLAY YOU LOWLIFE SACK OF SHIT.
When you dribbled out of your mother's cunt before your bitch of a father drove you back in with his mangled cock, did you dream of putting your piss-ant narrative in some video game that would be consumed by children and overgrown autists?
FUCK OFF WITH THE FORCED NARRATIVES. FUCK OFF WITH THE RETARDED DOG-SHIT VOICE ACTING. YOU PEOPLE ARE MUDDYING UP THE PRIMARY APPEAL OF A GAME: THE GAMEPLAY.
In three decades of gaming, I have witnessed the so-called evolution of games as an "art-form", as a vehicle for "storytelling". It sickens me, because gaming is such an enjoyable form of entertainment, but I am far more capable of imagining my own story which is superior to whatever trash you muster, every fucking time. This is the appeal of sandbox games, and they are the greatest thing to happen to the industry. Nostalgiafags and zoomer contrarians can continue to suck the shriveled cock of their digital nanny.
I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE FORCE FED SOME CONTRIVED ACTING PERFORMED BY ROBOTIC MODELS. I WANT AT MOST A BASIC OUTLINE OF WHO TO KILL, WHERE TO GO, AND HOW TO WIN. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SISSY LA-LA FAIRY TALE.
Just as I skip the story in porn, so too do I attempt to do the same with games. I want ACTION, not 20 minutes of extrapolation. If there isn't anyone fucking or something getting killed in the time it takes my microwave to cook my meal, you useless pussies need to go back to the drawing board and CUT THAT SHIT OUT. That is valuable time and resources that could be used to refine the actual meat of the product.
In summation: KEEP YOUR FAGGOT SHIT OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING VIDYA
An Open Letter to Video Game Writers
Play doom
When's the last time you had sex?
Last night with your mom
I mean Yea Forums likes to dramatize games too.
Honestly this is to redpilled for me
LOMOA Gottem
Have sex.
>I purposely avoid looking into games that i would enjoy because i'd rather complain like a retard for no reason instead of just focusing on games i like
Mental illness.
You really want OP to reproduce?
BASED
user BTFO Jesus Christ, will he ever recover?
>the mad boomer
Top kek
Have a rare one and thanks for the pasta
Good riddance, lord faggot
I did. Sometimes I want to play games that feature enjoyable gameplay, but the pseudo-intellectual game devs like to interrupt the flow with stupid shit.
I don't want to follow some AI twat around, I don't want to escort some retard, I don't need tutorials popping up every 2 minutes, and I don't want some EPIC cutscene every 10 minutes. I want to PLAY a GAME. I can fill in the blanks with my imagination, thanks.
I'm just worried about him is all. I think he really needs to have sex before he shoots up a Wal-Mart or a kindergarten or something.
>He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard...
I don't wanna talk about it.
Holy shit
Based and gameplaypilled.
I agree with you, but if you get too gamey (like eternal is looking to be) it throws me off. I have to be immersed to get something out of a game
BASED
Did I say that? Did I? Read my post again you simpering twit. I still play all sorts of shit, but I cringe when I am forced to endure the piss-poor pacing due to faggots not understanding that flow is crucial to keeping someone engaged. When you watch a TV show, do you enjoy having frequent commercials? Do they not break the immersion of the program? I WANT TO REMAIN IMMERSED ONCE I HAVE STARTED THE SHOW, GAME, ALBUM, ETC.
I ain't going anywhere you beta bitch pussy.
What glory is there in killing innocent shoppers and children? If a man on the verge of rampage is to attack anyone, he ought to seek vengeance on the people who have caused him anguish. It would serve himself and society far better if he targeted state actors and civil servants in Minecraft.
fuck off back to /pol/, incel
Please tell me you'll have sex, ok? You really need to have sex. Promise me you'll have sex soon. Just have sex.
Don't worry user. There are plenty of games for you. Just play Hotline Miami. There you go, go kill things. You can enjoy the game at the most basic level without having to think further.
Thanks.
I know what you mean. But gameplay should never be sacrificed for story.
Meant for
I left that heaping pile of shit long ago, you tranny-loving queerbait piece of DOG-SHIT.
But I hate top-down perspective.