Hi, everyone. I'm the real Colonel Sanders...

>before my death

>Colonel was just a title around his hometown and he didn't actually serve

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>sells out
>regrets it
and this is our
problem, how?

How good was KFC before the "bastardization"
I rarely eat it and never did as a kid, but I like it today

Hi. Ghost of Colonel Sanders here again.
i'll tell you what, niggers may love eating chicken but they don't belong in my restaurants back in my day, slaves were kept out fine establishments like mine.
also the claims that i'm a nigger lover are absolutely incorrect. they are simply slander.
and now thanks to this faggy dating game, my soul wont be able to rest in peace. now I must haunt those responsible until their deaths.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_Colonel

To be honest I don't even like KFC, but because of the anime game I plan on buying KFC as soon as I can to help support my weeb hobby to spread.

This reminds me of the shitty Burger King games

KFC was the best chicken you could eat sadly they begin using cheaper stuff for their chicken and no longer taste the same.

The "game" is free and all I have to waste is my time and I've got that in spades.

>some American imitation of a visual novel is "anime"
I don't believe you're a weeaboo at all.

Here's a fun fact, in sanders early days of the fried chicken business he'd often get into gun fights, and one time he got into a gunfight with a rival fried chicken maker in his apartment block and the rival accidentally shot a gas station employee during the fight which got said rival thrown in jail

These are testimonies from his great grand daughter which sound nice but aren't 100% factual. On the other had is the actual ghost of Sanders. Sorry user but I'm gonna have to go with what the ghost says.

>In 1973, Sanders sued Heublein Inc.—the then parent company of Kentucky Fried Chicken—over the alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as being "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste"
>Sanders and his wife reopened their Shelbyville restaurant as "Claudia Sanders, The Colonel's Lady" and served KFC-style chicken there as part of a full-service dinner menu, and talked about expanding the restaurant into a chain.[33] He was sued by the company for it.[33][34] After reaching a settlement with Heublein, he sold the Colonel's Lady restaurant, and it has continued to operate, currently as the Claudia Sanders Dinner House.[33][34] It serves his "original recipe" fried chicken as part of its non-fast-food dinner menu, and it is the only non-KFC restaurant that serves an authorized version of the fried chicken recipe.[35][36]

Is KFC one of those things where the quality keeps getting worse and the people who ate in any point in the past claim it was the peak?
The people who ate prime KFC are reaching fossil levels

Apparently at one point the Colonel went into a KFC, ate the chicken, and freaked the fuck out because it was so bad.

For me, its a georgia gold sandwich with a box of wedges and a side of mac and cheese

I'm not a like the common exclusionist weeb you'll find on Yea Forums. I just like the anime style and I don't care if it's actually made in Japan or not and I don't feel like it's necessary to try and keep out people who might like anime as well in some sort of misguided elitism that serves as nothing other than a way to jerk yourself off over how much of a non normie you are.

He served millions his gravy

He told a news press he wouldn't feed new KFC to his dog because of how shit it is

At one point? He did that shit all the time and cursed up a storm so much that KFC sued him for libel. They lost.

Being Sanders is suffering

>user doesn't even know what the word weeaboo means

>Sanders falsified his date of birth and enlisted in the United States Army in October 1906, completing his service commitment as a wagoner (see teamster) in Cuba.[7] He was honorably discharged in February 1907 and moved to Sheffield, Alabama, where his uncle lived.

He did serve but he didn't reach colonel

I 'ere he wuz a chiken fuk 'er

Wait a minute
>Made quality fast food
>Grew to despite what it became later on
Was Colonel Sanders the fast food equivalent of Hayao Miyazaki and Alan Moore?

BUY OUR CHICKEN BUCKETS. THIS DEPICTION OF THE FEMALE FORM SHOULD SUFFICE AS MOTIVATION. CHICKEN BUCKETS. PLEASE REMEMBER TO SHARE OUR COMMERCIALTAINMENT WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, FOR YOUR COLLECTIVE PLEASURE. CHICKEN BUCKETS. THANK YOU.

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In some sort of bizarre way, sure.

they are doing a good job. no matter what, they have balls.

most american companies are like chink insects. fucking soi infused submissive companies like gillette and desperate to virtue signal and suck up to media/sjws.

Oh man, this is real ugly.

How about cum buckets instead

>Thighs so thick that overflow from the stocking
Dear lord

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im gonna pump this bitch with 8cc's of boneless child

I'll fap to those maximum THICC thighs and continue getting Popeyes over KFC

I thought it was his name.

Beautiful, we need to make a list of people like this for every art form

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GOOD. REMEMBER THE THIGHS. SPREAD THE THIGHS. THIS FORM OF VIRALITY SHALL SUFFICE. WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO ENGRAIN THE BRAND IN CULTURE.

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MY DICK IS FUCKING HARD BROS!
HNNNNNNNNNGGHGGHHGGG IM CUMMING!

Who’s the vidya equivalent then?

fuck you kfcman

Her breasts are pretty good too

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>blew massive loads to an anime girl created by the advertising firm "psyop"
>went out and purchased KFC today
what have I become?

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>already porn
ffs

>hates niggers and doesn't want anything to do with them
>make them slaves and essentially live with them, meaning more contact than if they were free and separate
What I also don't get is why they wanted to have sex with slaves. Isn't that like, beastiality according to them? inb4 no true scottsman fallacy. "Well those guys didn't REALLY hate niggers, so it doesn't count. No one was a hypocrite.

>Thighs
>Ass
>Medium sized breasts

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There is actually more to this. He hated KFC so much for killing his recipe he started a new restaurant but KFC tried to kill it. They didn't succeed but they had to change the name and somehow is still not that popular even today.

you've become a slave to ironic weeb internet marketing, which I guess isn't the worst thing to become a slave to.

The brand is already firmly engrained in culture already wouldn't you say? Most of the big chains are.
>SPREAD THE THIGHS
FUCK I WISH I COULD

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I'm curious but what would be the worst thing in the world to be a slave to? A dictator perhaps?

I have an urge for some thighs

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The Jews

Give me the name of the restaurant

I want to become a slave to Aeshleigh!

but that's

we haven't reached that point yet

Fuck you. We are in the age of WAIFUS.

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This!

I appreciate the thighs, but we still live in an oligarchical corporate hellscape.

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His real name was Harland David Sanders

You made out with a fucking bottle of pancake syrup dude. Ship's sailed.

Well, I no longer have a physical form, that's rotting away at Cave Hill Cemetery in Louisville, and I only come back at certain times. A few years ago, I thought one of my descendants was running for President, and that really interested me. But enough on politics. You know, I once operated a small chain of hotels, but no one talks about that anymore. I believe the one in Houston was torn down for several years ago for some Italian restaurant chain called Olive Garden.

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It was already posted in this very thread

yes

Well it's a bit late for that one, sad to say
in fact there's little difference between this and

Wonder what his actual chicken he personally made back in the day tasted like it couldn't have been the greasy shit it is now

Reminder that Colonel Sanders got into a fucking shootout with a rival gas station owner and got his General Manager killed and now he's in a shitty advertisement disguised as a VN

Your reminder that these companies actively astroturf social media on a regular basis, and are solely focused on squeezing every last penny out of you.

This. I always think about how it must've been back when it was in its prime because I always felt like whatever secret recipe was used isn't really used anymore and they only claim as much.
Now we get really greasy chicken and mistakes like chicken slathered in Cheetoes oil.
Imagine a Prime KFC Double Down, probably would taste like heaven.

Choose your fighter

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Sauce

im going to play the game while eating popeyes cause kfc in the us is fucking shit

try the Claudia Sanders Dinner House. It still serves the Colonel's original recipe chicken. Breddy good I say.

imgur.com/a/W7QZLPg

Popeyes > Church's > Bojangles > KFC

KFC: Nigger wipin' good

does Chicken Colonel serve chicken or people?

I will if I'm ever in Kentucky for some reason. The odds of me being that far out though is pretty unlikely though which sucks.

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What did they mean by this?

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delete this image, Ramlethal only eats burgers, not chicken

maybe it works like how in some countries, people eat monkeys?

>dating vn instead of chuuni vn
it's shit

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No.

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Posting more Ramlethal is also an acceptable course of action

RAN RAN RUUUUUU

Given that it's an alternate universe, I'd guess people, but they wouldn't be intelligent people, they'd be chicken-sized with chicken-like brains. Pic related, sorta.

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It must be great to be Wendy instead. Her fast food chain has maintained a legacy of quality and principles. Her mascot is widely regarded as extremely attractive on the internet now. She's also still involved with the franchise, owns many locations herself, and helps advertise for the company while keeping her father's legacy intact. It's a shame she grew up to be quite the frumpy looking lady, but that's age for you.

Eating KFC as a child, the chicken was hot and fresh. It's been far too long for me to remember the taste quite that well though. A particular favorite of mine was the Popcorn chicken. However, as I asked for it on occasion and my mom obliged, I noticed the chicken getting worse and worse. The popcorn chicken in time became rough bits of chicken jerky encased in soggy dough was how I felt it. It was neither crisp on the outside nor tender on the inside. It got to the point I never really asked for it anymore or ever suggested it. Nowadays, when I go there, it's still the same. The regular fried chicken is a greasy pile and the popcorn chicken is still some sort of weird ruffage. KFC in other countries is much better, but something really bad happened to KFC in America and I'm astounded by how little they try to fix it.

Literally any chain I feel serves better chicken now. Even the ones that don't specialize in it. Like I'd prefer Wendy's Nuggets or McDonald's McChickens for chicken snacking over outright KFC. For actual Fried Chicken, Popeyes blow it out of the water where I live.

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Usually, the chicken place comes in when the neighborhood is shit or clearly on the way downhill, not the other way around.

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Suddenly I'm hungry for chicken.

In the great words of the late Colonel Sanders, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." Amen

what does her chicken bucket smell like tho

As I recall, he's from Earth 51, the universe where all the Jack Kirby shit takes center stage, primarily Kamandi, where all the humans are dead except a shirtless blonde boy and the world is populated by talking animals.
So technically both since the chickens have become people.

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F.
He was too good for this world.
youtube.com/watch?v=8sradXx0MJg

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>dad's stepdad owned a lot of KFCs in the area back in the day
>there's a picture of my dad shaking the real colonel sander's hand

did he inherit his powers

He sold it for about 8 million to some greedy devilish young entrepeanurs. I cry for him every day.

So when's the Wendy's VN, and will it have sex scenes?

who would win in a death match

Nothing better than chicken and big booty bitches.

Feels like I always hear about how great places like KFC and McDonalds used to be and it's depressing knowing I'll never be able to experience these places when they weren't just cheap garbage you eat in a rush.

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Gabe Newell. Why do you think he's so fat?

i'm gonna popeye onto her chicken thighs

>oy vey he didn't get his cut cock blown off for israel
For that, he is more of a hero than any faggot with shiny boots today.

lots of times, sex with slaves was done with slaves that were already mixed
>inb4 but how did mixed slaves happen
People get horny, and in repressed times or just in times where you can exercise power over another, you can fuck whoever you want for the most part.
>isn't that like beastiality to them
To some it was beastiality, to others it was literally helping lesser races advance. One mistake made about "racist" beliefs is that they are all the same.

Call me a boomer, but I legit remember original recipe chicken being a lot more tastier as a kid. Nowadays only the skin has any taste and even then it's pretty fucking shitty. I'm convinced they're just pumping out the trademark KFC smell from canisters because their actual fried chicken sure as hell doesn't smell like that nowadays.

>Although only profitable at an old age, his business booms
>Eventually the actual Colonel goes to one of his chain restaurants, by that time mostly advertising
>Thinks it's shit
>Opens his own fried chicken restaurant with the actual recipe
>KFC sues the Colonel
>The Colonel won because fuck you
KFC dating simulator is trash and the Colonel would probably be pissed right now.

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Just go visit them in a different country. It's a really weird experience. It's like going to a restaurant for authentic national cuisine, but the opposite way around. The quality difference is absurd. Also, in Asian countries, everything's spicier. Or maybe everything in America has been toned down to bland nothingness.

You know how Nips have Paris syndrome?
I wonder how fucking shocked they get when try "authentic American KFC" and notice the drop in quality?

I sincerely hope he used that word.

>back in my day, slaves were kept out fine establishments like mine
If you're going to imitate someone, at least bother to do a cursory glance on Google. Harland Sanders was born 30 years after the end of the Civil War and the abolition of slavery.

Just a faggot then.

That comic was way better than it had any right to be.

B8ing or retard?

Wendys chick still running their twitter? Im curious what her reaction to KFC dating sim is.

I was disappointed when I found out his family owned slaves

They don't have a reaction yet, recently they brought back Spicy Nuggets so they're still going on about advertising that.

Some drawthread literally made it today. Was a good thread, he took recs. Should get a thighjob one soon.

wtf I love KFC now

Yea Forums has always been filled with anti-military rhetoric
you also have a smattering of vets who don't engage the trolls very often but it's just a bunch of shit flinging and no one changes their mind
the truth is always in the middle
and the military is the most fun I never wanna have again

The Jews are part of ironic weeb marketing dumbass.

He was going to be George Wallace's running mate in the 1968 election before they got Gen. LeMay to agree to run. It's funny that the face of KFC hated black people.

Just disable javascript and it'll leave you alone. Works for pretty much every site I've been to.

he was born 30 years after slavery was abolished

IF the colonel didn't say nigger at least 6 times a day, he was the only one in his entire generation who didn't

No just the Israel part since Sanders served in fucking 1906.

There was a clear difference when I was a kid and this change happened and one of the things I immediately noticed was their gravy no longer tasted the same. It was like it became watered down or something

Apparently he used the word negro until he was told the context of the word itself and how it was offensive

The Popeyes round here suck cock and their food is botulistic trash. Is that normal?

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Polkovnik Sanders, please

I'll buy the kfc visual novel if it is on nintendo switch and not badly censored.

wtf I hate KFC now

im pretty sure atleast Japan does his chicken right. The old racist man can rest easy in heaven.

Even their chicken isn't quite like the original.
The parent company controls the patent for the recipe and don't allow anyone else to use it while simultaneously not using it themselves because it's too expensive.
The true original taste of KFC is one of those things just lost to time along with fruit flavored Trix and tastier bananas

Their tater wedges are still the fucking best.
And those Pilsbury chocolate cakes, but that only counts because I don't know anywhere else to get them.

11 crabs and spices

REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR FORESKIN

There's 4 mentions of Popeyes in this thread besides you and they all prefer it to KFC. While being better than KFC isn't a high feat, on average their quality is some of the highest for fast food chicken in the US. Whenever I get Popeyes, the chicken is extremely crispy, the chicken is juicy and tender(never undercooked or pink if that's what you mean by botulistic), and the biscuits are easiest the best in any context I've ever had.

I'm sorry, user, but you're just unfortunate and your Popeyes turned out to be one of the shit ones. Whenever people praise it, one user always mentions theirs being shit. Or maybe you have alien standards for fried chicken.

holy shit I love him now

Nip KFC is crazy, and it's got the price to match especially during the Christmas menus. You look at the menu and you start wondering when the fuck KFC became a gourmet restaurant.

>the biscuits are easiest the best in any context I've ever had.
For me it's their fries. Literally the only fires I've ever had that are still decent reheated.

when it comes to fast food no chicken is better than canes. sorry.

Oh yes, the fries are great. Generally thicker fries in general with more robust types of crisping do well with reheating which is what their fries are. Whereas thins fries will immediately go to shit and become unrecoverable which is common for most Fast Food chains.

Doesn't matter, white=guilty.

Not necessarily.
Currently the big chicken chains are competing for a reshuffling of public chicken perception.
To give you some context (NOTE: THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR PERCEPTION IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THIS IS NOT IN REGARDS TO -ACTUAL- SALES OR GLOBAL PERCEPTION):

Fast food chicken used to be:
>KFC (THE fast food chicken restaurant)
>Popeyes (knock off KFC)
>local fast food chain
and there were no problems.

Then:
>Healthy eating craze happens
>KFC & Discount KFC are considered greasy garbage for poorfags
Unfortunately once that fad died down, the perception of KFC and Popeyes still remained as unhealthy greasy garbage.

Fastforward a few years
>Chick Fil A is becoming a household name
>Unlike other fastfood chicken restaurants this one isn't going to give you chicken cancer and fat disease
This is really fucking bad for KFC and Popeyes because even though they were perceived as greasy garbage before, they were your ONLY options for dedicated fast food chicken. Now the greasy garbage is not only considered shit tier in terms of fast food, but in chicken fast food.

Fastforward again to the current presidential term
>fucking everything is being politicized. yes even CHICKEN
>Chick fil A goes under fire for various redpilled associations
>still does fine because no competition.
but then:
>popeyes releases a chicken sandwich
>twitter mass shills the sandwich for FREE solely because FUCK CHICK FIL A FUCK DRUMPF
>public perception of popeyes is now a woke and bluepilled chicken sandwich restaurant >no longer considered a discount KFC
meanwhile KFC is still just greasy garbage for poorfags.

so if you're kfc how the fuck do you combat this? by copying what wendy's and arby's does. make shitty memes and make zoomers advertise for you by showing their friends how
EPIC KFC is.

>tl;dr
kfc went from being perceived as THE fast food chicken to being left in the dust and now they have to play catch up by appealing to zoomers.

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doujins fucking when

where do you think he got the fried chicken recipe from

why are you the way that you are

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it's my job

i think that actually in kentucky, colonel isnt an army tag, its actually a retarded thign they call people in this fuckign state for something, probably like, (((you know))) sucking off some one.
yea cause i dont really know. ive seen license plates that say COLONEL on them, now do you think they actually make fuckign SERGEANT plates too?
no ...
i dont look it up either and ill tell you why. kentucky has some of the most stupidest shit that is "legendary" and history. like some alien footprints shit ive seen. i dont care i can only imagine it some retarded (((elite))) symbolism that made kentucky look good probably if you could ever be heard out of the state.

Surprisingly makes alot of sense.

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>KFC is already my favourite fast food chain because where I live the stores are fucking great and the popcorn chicken is fucking delicious
I am confused about how I'm supposed to feel about the americans pulling a stunt like this.

Please no. There's plenty of other thicc out there and I don't want to masturbate to a corporate mascot and have the literal psyop get to my head.

so there no difference in none of it now then. good. i get their liver meal,(not on the menu have ot ask for it its cheap and very filliing and healthyish).
'hard to get shit else living next to the first kfc, like their gonna put any other chicken place around here, like ever. fucking kfc but like those 12 spices or whatever

based

A hero we need. But don't deserve

T.gradelet

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Is Texas Chicken knock-off Popeye's or are they just rebranded Popeye's for non-Murricans? Most of their offerings are pretty similar and they popped up in my third world country some time after Popeye's tried to dethrone KFC and failed. Their chicken tastes pretty similar to Popeye's too.

Just laugh it off and save the lewds for later tonight. That's my plan atleast.

im not amerimutt but informative and interesting

The commission of Kentucky Colonel is the highest title of honor bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky.

The commission of Kentucky Colonel is the highest title of honor bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky. It is recognition of an individual’s noteworthy accomplishments and outstanding service to our community, state, and nation.
kycolonels.org/
tldr;
its kentucky faggotshit
youtube.com/embed/laFCqCCEGTc?autoplay=1

STAND ASIDE

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>so if you're kfc how the fuck do you combat this? by copying what wendy's and arby's does. make shitty memes and make zoomers advertise for you by showing their friends how
They already given you your answer, and it's about as horrendous as you can get.

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I dunno user. Now that I think about it the whole concept would make for good ecchi shenanigans. Make it a competitor to Fateshit only instead of historical figures it's fast food. Give each fast food place it own niche then make them fight each other. Fuck it

>the perception of KFC and Popeyes still remained as unhealthy greasy garbage.

They ARE though, deep fried chicken are tasty but they are no way in shape or form "healthy or not-greasy".

>have the literal psyop get to my head.
I just don't see how this happens.
I love the fucking KFC comics they did with DC, and this game is looking promising for what it is, but it's not going to make me go to a KFC.
The only reason I'm going to KFC is because I want their chicken and tater wedges occasionally.
And even then I'm apprehensive because the niggers there don't keep the tater wedges cooking so they run out all the goddamn time.

If you're ever in a other country, try KFC.
Venezuela and Colombia serve arepas and rice and beans, also fried yuca.
All of Mexico's variants are spicy. No, they don't sell tacos, Mexicans revere taco makers so much they won't buy from a non Mexican place

Ronald has an answer for this.

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Phil Fish

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>went to Nipland McDonald's
>didn't have the courage to order a smile

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Personally, I find the whole "advertisements as entertainment" thing really insidious, but my disdain for megacorporations is already beyond that.

I'm a little more okay with fast food MUGEN or gacha if it's not literally made by the corporations themselves. At least then it has some modicum of value as actual art, and not just as an advertisement.

I think the point is less about getting you to go into a KFC RIGHT NOW, and more about brand awareness and positive perception. It's to remind you that "oh yeah, KFC exists" and associate KFC with the incredulous but still bemused chuckle you gave when you found out they made a VN.

Is McDonalds vs KFC the Japanese' Capcom vs SNK to America's Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat?

I will now purchase your chicken

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Advertisements are a kind of artform.

this.. so much this

*to Burger King vs McDonalds

Colonel Sanders I'm sorry to tell you this but all your restaurants are full of niggers! Genuine fucking nasty black people! What would you do about that if you were still with us today?

Yeah, but in the vast majority of cases, they're incredibly cynical. That comes with the territory when billions of dollars are poured into empirically measuring what is most likely to get you to buy their product in the long run.

Sorry, Sanders, but I'm just sticking around for the porn of that fang girl. I know someone made a titfuck picture, but we need more.

you meme but fuckers will actually do this.

>Personally, I find the whole "advertisements as entertainment" thing really insidious
People generally don't completely trust corporations telling them that their products are good. People DO trust their friend and family's opinions.
The best way to advertise is to get someone's friends and family to do it for them. You'll skip a commercial for tacobell but if your brother tells you that tacobell has the best goddamn burrito this side of the country you bet your ass you're interested.

but wait. what if there was a way you could make them shill your product without ever even trying it? what's that? spend only a few thousand dollars to make a shitty vn that will generate more hype than a series of commercials that cost millions of dollars to make?
>dude bro you gotta try this fucking KFC (tm) visual novel dude this chick is so hot i bet her JUICY THIGHS (tm) have 12 DIFFERENT SPICES (tm) if you know what i mean. and look at COLONEL SANDERS (tm) isn't this wacky. god i wish i could smother my COCK (tm) in her GIGANTIC BREASTS (tm) from KFC (tm).

I would main The Noid

Exactly my point. Thank you for putting it into words much better than I could. And hell, the fact that we're even talking about KFC on fucking Yea Forums is proof enough that this shit has worked it's black magic on us.

>politicizing your fast food chicken

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Advertisement is 95% awareness and 5% making you buy anything in particular. Most companies are not seeking diehard fans or regular costumers/eaters. They want to be the "default". Where you end up going if you want a particular thing. KFC's case being fried chicken. The goal is ubiquity. It is also a goal to never be forgotten which is the true deathknell for a franchise. That occasional eating you do do at KFC adds up to the greater whole. Think about this, do you know anybody who doesn't know what KFC or McDonalds is? If you think that's just normal for people, that means what they're doing worked. Compare it to something like Bojangles or Sonic's. You'll clearly find people who have never heard of them.

This brand of thinking is present in near every industry including videogames. It's why originals are never really possible to overthrow. There was never a WoW killer, there was just its own withering. Halo and CoD are similar. What actually was surprising is Fortnite somehow supplanted PUBG which is nearly unheard of for something already in an established niche. Though maybe that's just a testament to how shitty PUBG was actually. It's why companies are so willing to jump on trends even though the fail the vast majority of the time, the reward for being the trendsetter is just that great.

Old men running the world > waifubait

KFC brought it upon themselves for being cheap bastards.

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Pubg dug it’s own grave by refusing to do anything about the chinks for years despite the vocal outcry, and by then it was too late.

I love you, this post is awesome!

Adding onto this, the possibility of "withering" is why you have companies like Coca-Cola dumping billions of dollars into advertising campaigns to maintain that presence in the back of your mind.

It also doesn't help that WoW's new player experience turned to shit, particularly as more expansions came along. I doubt they're focused on growth so much as they are maintaining their legion of whales. IMO that's a losing proposition.

Why does Flash look like Zoom but red here?

Col. Sanders is my favorite DC hero.

It was right during DCYou, things were weird, Superman had been depowered and was wearing a t-shirt and riding a motorcycle.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc

At least they got free chicken.

Based fastfood historian.

Dude even McDonald's and Burger King are like this. The majority of American fast food chains are just souless shells serving "food" to the masses.

Big Macs used to be delicious. Their cheese burgers used to taste buttery and we're delicious. Same with burger King fries used be almost breaded and crispy.

Then the fucking suits and shareholders stepped in and started cutting corners because they would rather "save" money than invest it into their product.

I hate having to mentally correct Burger King to Hungry Jack's whenever someone mentions it, I had no idea what you were on about for a second.

>by copying what wendy's and arby's does. make shitty memes and make zoomers advertise for you by showing their friends how
>EPIC KFC is.
Is that shit actually working for Wendy's and Arby's though? Like I still consider them to be shit tier for the most part, and their locations seem to be falling apart.

Thanks for the waifu, Sanders.

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I refuse to believe that anyone actually enjoys fried chicken.

Hungry Jacks somehow manages to be worse than Burger King in almost every aspect bar chips. One thing I've noticed most australian branches of fast food chains is that they always do chips well.

So what kind of dark curse will he cast from the afterlife in response to this game?

For those not familiar:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel

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who is she?!

This bitch.

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Superstitious sports fans + Japan, what an absolutely delightful combination.

FUG, those thighs mein.

t. yankee
the south has a different fried food chicken history

Enjoy.

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I’m surprised they haven’t tried changing their signs to have an arms-crossed smug looking version of Wendy, but that’s probably for the best. By the time they were constructed, no one would care anymore. People barely care now outside of porn.

>Popeyes opens in town
>Go in
>All white people working
>No one says “We’ll sho nuff, welcome to Popeyes suh!”
I felt lied to by those commercials.

Grow up

>However, lacking a Caucasian person to imitate MVP Randy Bass, the rabid crowd seized a plastic statue of Colonel Sanders (like Bass, the Colonel had a beard and was not Japanese) from a nearby KFC and tossed it off the bridge as an effigy

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Imagine if they tried bringing “free smiles” to American McDonald’s. The screams of “practically rape” on Twitter would be hilarious.

Popeyes is just shitty Bojangles.

I think most sane people would see it as a cynical marketing move and point out that their workers are being paid minimum wage and don't need more bullshit on their plate.

McDonalds in Asia sucks. Everything is smaller. Their large drink is our medium drink. And they put the drinks in a fucking bag, often they put it in the bag with the food (depends on the specific country). Also the staff is even more rude than at an American McDonalds somehow.

damn somewhere under rome i passed by a kfc with the boys but then we went for the burger king
also there was a burger king really near where do i live and for the first opening they made special burgers with all the layers of meat you wanted i got a 6 layers hamburger. im still a bit sad it closed down.

One of the kfc owners in my city swore a blood oath to the colonel that he wont use the shitty new recipies until the day he dies.

Some people just can’t smile. They think their lives are so much worse than everyone else on Earth that they refuse to. It would be discontinued in under a day.

>Bass was released by Hanshin in June 1988 when he returned to the United States after his son was diagnosed with brain cancer. Although the Tigers had authorized Bass to leave Japan, they later claimed that no such authorization had been given and fired Bass in absentia. However, Bass produced a tape recording establishing definitively that the Tigers had authorized his leave of absence. In disgrace, the general manager of the Hanshin Tigers, Shingo Furuya, committed suicide.[2]
This is all kinds of fucked up.

They don't win the depression Olympics, but when you're working a shitty job in a high-stress environment for minimum wage, and you get a corporate mandate to smile on command, suicide starts looking like an attractive option.

I bet he got his franchise agreement pulled when suppliers stopped stocking ingredients for the old mash + gravy and he bitched a fit.

Literally who?

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Nah hes got it still. Its in Canada where the colonel had control of the stores.

That makes sense.

I thought they get the chicken pre-seasoned and battered from factories?

Nah, the chicken's all breaded from scratch in-house. In some stores you can catch a peek at the breading tables if you can look past the folks on line.

Probably. I assumed the dude went back on his promise as soon as sanders died.

what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=HSInL2JrwN4

KFC's VR cook training. Covers the basics at least decently if you're curious how it's done.

>In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as being "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste"
based colonel

Any more good art of the seasoned thicc waifu?

>Called Kentucky Fried Chicken
>First restaurant that was called KFC was started in Utah

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Make your chicken not feel like biting into a fucking ziploc full of grease then. Like holy fuck, also make your staff not complete retards and clean up the facilities. A guy made a whole video on how to unfuck your shit but you haven't followed a single piece of advice.

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Fuck why did I laugh at that?

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Bull fucking shit

Still can't unsee the stick figure

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Yeah, why the fuck would you call it Kentucky Fried Chicken in Kentucky? The name only came about after Sanders sold rights to use his recipe.

I've only been to KFC twice and it was fucking garbage. I wish Popeyes was still as cheap as it used to be, used to be able a whole week of food from them for 10 bucks. At least it's not as overpriced as Zaxbys.

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Bojangles is aight but every single item is over-salted.

Well no but only because dating sims are literal garbage that weebs miraculously eat up en masse

>ruder than in the states
Do you want me to tell you how I know you're not from the south? The menu is shit in Taiwan, though, I'll give you that.

SEA KFCs are the best. Though Malaysia's McDonalds are absolute trash only to be used for their god tier McFlurrys

Sounds fucking BASED.

Hello Colonel! I havent seen you around in KY for awhile. What's up with that?

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>try american KFC
>it's shit
>try british KFC
>it's good
>try japanese KFC
>it's god tier
what did they mean by this?

>Kencucky Fried Chicken
>At all edible
Even he thought it went down the shitter when he left.

I wouldn't eat any meat in the UK tbqh

Why? They have just as stringent food regulations as any other European country

It’s all Halal, don’t worry

Just ate Popeyes because you faggots praise it.
Eh it's okay, nothing special. Doesn't taste like it own thing. Just a generic good chicken.
There's a hint of pepper in it, i like it.

I was honestly disappointed in the entire planet earth when everyone kept enslaving one another for centuries, even your kinsmen would enslave you for the lawls.
Pretty ridiculous planet Earth, you got a lot of explaining to do.

t. BSE

Japan thinks KFC is a gourmet food that you eat for holidays or special occasions.

I mean whatever makes it edible I guess. Might give it a try if I ever go there.

Hmm, I wasn't aware that Sanders was a jewish name.

>BSE
Beef isn't Chicken
And that was 15 years ago

Seen how many are in KFC? They still do

Blacks are still slaves to KFC.

Baste

I love KFC now.

You fucking monster.

>Bernie Sanders

KFC at Christmas is huge over there. Shit, you get whole families meeting up to have buckets of the stuff. Some of the larger meals come with cake and champagne.

Hmmm... I spontaneously have come to desire the taste of a chicken bucket. Anybody else familiar with this feel?

Not a whole bucket but they do small lunch boxes where you can get a couple of fillets and some fries for dirt cheap. I haven't been there for months and it's on the way to work.
Son of a bitch, the adverts working, isn't it?

Whatever mate, just don't try and donate blood here again.

youtube.com/watch?v=ipAXr2fbZps
>Not getting down on your knees, putting a bucket of fried chicken on your head and singing your praises to the Father, Son and Holy Colonel himself
Fairly sure he doesn't care about a dating sim when he's beaming down from Heaven itself at the unwashed masses singing their praises to the newly canonised Saint Sanders

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Maybe you are asking too much user. They won't suck your cock by ordering mcds.

>even the ads are shitposts
Can anyone stop Australia?

No, this hunger cannot simply be sated by a paltry “meal” of just a couple tenders. I desire only the largest of chicken buckets

Haha, yes. I too long for the succulent chicken bucket meal, created using the Colonel's own 11 Herbs and Spices™, and available at every Kentucky Fried Chicken (or KFC) fast food restaurant location.

Don't worry user, I got some chicken buckets for ya.

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Is that part of the 11 secret herbs and spices?

Its what you get in exchange for keeping the 11 secret herbs and spices a secret.

Yikee

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Those ads got an entire nation of NPCs to wear those buckets on their heads during cricket matches. If that's not idolatry then I don't know what is.

>'memba the Noid?

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>he thinks the ads got us to wear buckets
>he thinks we didn't do it anyway after finishing the bucket after a night out

>they even changed the flavor of the Monster Cereals now even though they come out only once a year.

Now Count Chocula tastes like fucking cardboard. Anything to save a fucking penny.

Do you have any clue how much sugar was in the old recipes for those cereals? Something had to change. At least Boo Berry is still good.

It's funny how McDonald's had to kill off the McDonaldland characters because they were using them as "advertisements as entertainment" and now other places are doing it more insidiously. Burger King's King mascot back in the mid 2000s was pretty much the start of this new wave of meme advertising.

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based

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no, I support the BBC

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Everyone loves colonel's big bucket of chicken

KFC is a scam, I can make better fried chicken and I have barely any cooking skills.

>I'm fairly certain the real Sanders was a great man with a good heart
On what grounds, zoomer slave? And you better not say "i just feel that way".

since his main customer base are blacks we'll call it even

Who cares, I needed my Chocula and Frankenberry fix every year and they even took that way from me. I first noticed they tasted worse than usual about two years ago and this latest batch is even worse. All cereals are getting like that now since the market is dying and they use that to justify cheaper ingredients. So the cereal gets worse which means less people buy it which means the market dies more, etc. etc. etc.

Please dont lump me in with the planet.

at this point I would be more surprised if there wasn't porn already made of her

>For actual Fried Chicken, Popeyes blow it out of the water where I live

this is the case everywhere else

local > popeyes > church's > nip KFC > burger kfc

But UK KFC sucks ass, T.Britfag

everything you told us aside: how are you communicating with us from the after life, and can you get us in touch with actually important or interesting people there?

What? Who the fuck would you talk to besides the colonel? Idiot.

>"I just hope niggers enjoy my original fried chicken too". - Col. Sanders.
It was a different time

>Do you want me to tell you how I know you're not from the south?
I'm from Kentucky, does that count? I'm not saying that the McDonalds in the U.S. aren't rude, I'm just saying that my experiences with them in Asia have been worse.

That said, the food tends to be put together properly, which is more than I can say for it in the states.

This, but unironically

ironically this

General Tso

He did once shoot a man who was fucking with his store's sign. That's pretty based.
>Sanders was meeting with two district managers from Shell one day when they saw Stewart painting over the sign yet again. Sanders and the two men rushed down to stop him. Stewart saw the men coming, jumped off his painting ladder and started shooting. Robert Gibson, one of the Shell managers, was killed in a hail of Stewart's bullets. Sanders grabbed Gibson's gun off his dead body and returned fire along with the surviving manager, H. D. Shelburne.
>"Don't shoot, Sanders! You've killed me!" Stewart reportedly said. Obviously, Sanders hadn't killed Stewart but he was indeed wounded. And in the wake of the bloody mess all the surviving men were arrested. The case went to trial and both Shelburne and Sanders got off without serving any time. Matt Stewart on the other hand received 18 years for murdering Shell manager Robert Gibson.

No, she takes it all for herself, greedy girl

UK KFC is shit, but german one is godlike

>Sanders was meeting with two district managers from Shell one day when they saw Stewart painting over the sign yet again. Sanders and the two men rushed down to stop him. Stewart saw the men coming, jumped off his painting ladder and started shooting.
WTF?

Sanders lost his job at Illinois after brawling with a colleague.[11]

>After a while, Sanders began to practice law in Little Rock, which he did for three years, earning enough in fees for his family to move with him.[6] His legal career ended after a courtroom brawl with his own client.[12]

Sanders was running Shell stations at the time. He had a competitor who kept fucking with his sign. Sanders saw them fucking with the sign one day and rushed them with his managers. The guy fucking with the sign started shooting, killed one of Sanders' managers, and Sanders took the gun from his manager's dead body and returned fire.

Running gas stations was some serious shit back in the day.

The only way I "support" anything is by shitposting about it, and you can be damn sure I'm not gonna stop that because a skeleton told me to.

twitter.com/oCUiThu3mCcQfMm/status/1171731445842239488

>British KFC
>Good
It's bottom of the barrel stuff here m8, we only really have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, and Subway here.
KFC is trash and not even worth considering most of the time, I don't think I've ever eaten at a KFC here without them fucking up my order in some way or another.
Burger King is only slightly better in that I've never gotten food poisoning from them, but everything tastes like cardboard, even their drinks.
McDonalds manages to be edible, but only just, decent enough when your in a rush but you'd be better just going to a chippy.
Subway is the most edible, but not worth the cost, no one wants to pay £8 for a sandwitch with hardly any filling.

>His family
Ah yes, the sins of his father.
Here's a plot twist.
The Clintons owned slaves as well, not just their family but they themselves. Enjoy voting for them you faggot.

who?

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COLONEL SUNDOWNER

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When did Popeyes become woke?

A FUCKING LEAF!?!

>tfw no old-timey gas station tycoon simulator that plays like an Americana version of Godfather 2

>inb4 (((they))) make colonel Sanders canonically polyamorous and gender fluid.
>inb4 pride flag string ties
>inb4 rainbow frame cat eye glasses
>inb4 entire level where you have to poison the food of Bad Orangeman™
>inb4 MC is black or trans
>inb4 (((loot crates)))
>inb4 official kfc twatter feed whining about toxic white males criticizing this game

Exactly why we need to ban guns already and buy them back and destroy them
Crazy people have always used them to kill and only now we're realizing "wait why aren't these banned" and we remember, old white guys like Mcconnel would rather take NRA money than save LIVES

>I made a terrible mistake in selling out my restaurant chain to businessmen back in the 1960s
So did the McDonald brothers

dilate

cope

Noice

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Yikes!

Colonel Kawaii

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So the og recipe is still being made just at the other restaurant?

I hate when the meme VN gets the media attention when we have pic related coming up

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wtf

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kek

Yes. They aren’t allowed to build anymore locations though, so that’s literally the only way to eat the Original Recipe

9/10 well done.

It clearly wasn't, since it went an hour without getting a response and the only reply it got was you commending it for being good "bait."

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based

the bananas went extinct it had nothing to do with humans

or did it

#bananagate

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that's fucking disgusting

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100% accurate thank you based chicken chan

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That'd be dope as fuck

This shit just makes me want to fucking die. Advertisements as entertainment should have never, ever been a thing.

I never ate Kentucky Fried Chicken in my life. How does it taste?

A pale shadow of it's former self. Colonel Sanders ranted up and down on how they butchered his chicken in the latter years of his life.

Gravy's shit, chicken's soggy, and they treat their workers like garbage. Standard fast food fare.

Instant powdered potatoes, instant powdered gravy, instant everything. It's trash.

Depends on where you live. Over here in Europe its fine, while other fast food stuff like MD can give you literal diarrhea. The differences are extreme.

You can't support a free game, Colonel. Welcome to my DICK

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>Got to KFC/Taco Bell one day with mom when helping her with errands
>Get a Chalupa with a side of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, and she got a Mexican Pizza with a side of fries
GOD BLESS AMERICA

testimonies from all sorts of people and the fact that even he hated what KFC became

I was disappointed when I found out it wasn’t pronounced Co-lo-nell

overpriced shit. Just get Popeyes or Lee's.
t. kentuckian

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Parody culture is a fucking plague on society as a whole

>Ironic weeb VN
>Self-aware 4th wall breaking RPG
>Witty deconstruction of trope that has been done a million times

What happened to honesty? What happened to being genuine? What are we even making fun of anymore? Its just layers of irony for the sake of irony.

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I wish Lee's was still good, and not fucking trash. That franchise has fallen apart even more than KFC.

Zaxbys is good but they're expensive.

I'M KFCUMMINGGGG

read DFW
t. lit

>Killed a man over business dispute and walkes away scott-free
>Went into a KFC years after he sold it and straight up said the chicken fucking sucked now

Colonel Sanders sounds based

yeah but are (You) a semen demon?

parody culture isn't new, satire's always been huge

Self-parody isn't cute when it's a billion-dollar corporation trying engrain their brand in pop culture.

Brother

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Based Kentucky

COOMING*

>"As late as 1979 Sanders made surprise visits to KFC restaurants, and if the food disappointed him, he denounced it to the franchisee as "God-damned slop" or pushed it onto the floor."

Based.

Imagine just working there one day and you don't twig who it is until he throws it on the floor.

Anyone go to chicken pit when they were around?

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In the UK the fries are utter dog shit and you'll rarely get plain recipe chicken but instaed have some shitty hotwings pushed on you.

Wait, i thought he managed to create the recipe whit their help so he can feed them. later on starting to sell it due how good it was

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>fucked around in Cuba for 4 months total

Yikes! You call that serving?

>It's real

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Not sure what's more cringe, the game or this shit.

I legit think I died in Afghanistan in 2009 because the world has just gotten stupider and stupider since

I know how to singlehandedly save KFC:

Make an official nudity patch for your meme KFC dating game and link it at the top of the game's official forum so Valve can keep their hands clean of the lewdity.

Do NOT underestimate the power of greasy southern belle titties that you gottta lick because her honkers fell in lukewarm fryer oil and she doesn't want to get her uniform greasy so you gotta suck em and also milk.

Instant complete monopoly on all chicken selling activities if you do the world this ezpz solid.

Which one is the rushdown

You okay bro you got something on your nose.

It ain't a contest, Rambo.
Service is service.
If you step up to give your time and energy in helping this great country with any job, however small, you are an American hero.
Even the lowly Coast Guard latrine cleaner deserves respect.
If you don't believe that, you don't deserve to fly the flag.

I 'member a schitzo named Noid thought that Pizza Hutt was trying to get everyone to avoid him with commercials and he took a gun into Dominos and held everyone hostage for 5 hours demanding $100,000 and a fucking library book.

Makes me want to avoid people that do paranoid shit like that.

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>if you don't believe what I do then drop your flag niqqa

He just wanted those veteran discount benefits and free exercise didn't he?

So Charlie the guy who scrubs toilets because he shot someone's face off in basic training deserves the same amount of respect than that guy that tackled a grenade to save his squad?

Respect has to be earned, with action, not signing up for the free college welfare queen programs.

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Poisson doesn't deserve to be in the same ranks as Moore, Miyazaki, and Sanders
He never made anything good

bullshit explain

Corporate tendrils will invade every last bastion of recreation and culture. When one area becomes contaminated enough, some amount of people will leave it in frustration or disgust and attempt to find refuge elsewhere. Once one of those new locations because prevalent and understood to be good, there's instantly incentive for brands to continue their crusade there.
It's going to get harder and harder to parse between genuine organic culture and calculated, opportunistic puppet memes designed to sell hamburgers

Fez always sucked

I think texas chicken is church's chicken in muslim countries