>brb smoke break
Brb smoke break
Easton Gomez
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Thomas Hughes
i'll BREAK your MOMS smoking habit with my DICK
because she'll make my DICK a habit INSTEAD
Caleb Cooper
Why would she do that? liking dick is gay user
Justin Wright
DUDE
Hudson Ortiz
WEED
Nolan Sanders
>brb pipe break
Adam Ortiz
>brb
>last online 9 years ago
Adam Gutierrez
Kayden Long
>press mic button
>*bubbling sound*
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>let go
Benjamin Carter
>Goes for smoke
>Last online... 592 days ago
Hez gots the big K.... Kancers.
Grayson Ward
>[10:05 PM] Lungfish: brb smoke break
>[10:25 PM] Lungfish: brb smoke break
John James
>Be me.
>Playing COD Modern Warfare 2 back in the glory days.
>In a party with some randoms I had been playing with for a while that invited me.
>Everyone else but me and 1 other guy go afk.
>He starts talking to me sensually.
>mildconfusion.jpeg.
>I hear fapping noises.
>He was actually jerking it, no meme no lie.
>For some reason I stayed in the party.
>I was startled and didn't know what to do.
>He came and thanked me for staying with him the whole time.
>Couple mins later everyone else comes back.
>We continue playing.
Luke Roberts
>brb diaper change
he doesnt have a kid
Jacob Russell
>press mic button
>AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA... I'M COOMING AAAAAAAAUGH
>let go
Hudson Flores
>Last online: 6000 years ago
Eli Bell
>"unga bunga, me have t-rex in yard, me go fight t-rex"
>last online 3000 years ago
Ryan Evans
Better than a loud ass fan or some obnoxious trap music
Brandon Rivera
>obnoxious trap music
There's another type?
Brody Wood
>gotta take a piss
>AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
>*PFSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH*
Jordan Baker
It's so funny at college seeing people sheepishly sneak a hit of their vape or dab pen or whatever the fuck, when the vape exhalation is the most noticable thing in the world.
Ayden Martin
>you tell a slightly offensive joke and some retard with a hammer or sickle or tranny fag gets pissy
I miss the times I would get called a nigger by some squeaker while playing halo
Dylan Martin
>that kid that thinks spamming swear words/slurs in chat without context is the height of comedy
Juan Martinez
>that kid that thinks it isn't
Jackson Long
>Immediately responds with YIKES-tier comment
kys yourself
Bentley Cruz
Edgelord please go
Lincoln Lewis
Asher Gonzalez
Based. Thank you for making me laugh
Carter Russell
>push to talk
>*sneezes*
Joseph Allen
>push to talk
>*laughs directly into mic*
Parker Green
>he is the type of faggot who tries to kick the n-word spammer instead of muting him
Ok Karen, well not say no-no words and not trash talk at all.
go fuck yourself niggerfaggot, I have the right to say any word I want it's fucking America where I live and videogames and Yea Forums is the only area that I can not worry about stepping on eggshells and getting fired for a slightly spicy joke.
Easton Mitchell
>push to talk
>farts
based and redpilled
Christian Mitchell
>someone offends you online
Alexander Bennett
if you're gonna waste your time and fart into the mic, you better make it fucking count. no wimpy little toots. break the fucking sound barrier or go fuck yourself. fuck.
Sebastian Turner
fart sounds will always be funny
Kevin Gutierrez
>hehe, this will trigger the lefties. They'll get so mad
>"NIGGER "
>you have been kicked from the server
>NOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING? THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR STUPID TRIGGERED SJW THEY'RE SO MAD REEEEEEEEEE
Blake Bell
>bait moderately without saying anything too bad
>wait for someone to say nono words
>report
Literally the best feeling.
Jaxson Myers
>corporations censoring speech is bad unless it's offensive words I don't like
Mason Martin
>brb baby is awake again
Adrian Perez
>not shitting your pants directly on your mic
cringe and bluepilled, you gotta make those e-girls gag one way or another
Henry Gonzalez
>13:45:48
>13:46:49
Cringe
Robert Miller
>screencapping that mediocre post
Did you even get the upvotes you wanted?
Oliver Price
>tfw gamedev, literally have all the power in the world in my own virtual
>might just abuse my admin power when game releases by goading anti-white racists into saying something racist against white-people
>retard lefties swarm buying my game and giving it publicity
>tfw rich by being an asshole
Adam Miller
Corporations have no obligation to defend an individuals free speech rights.
Thomas Wright
based rational user
Jacob Campbell
>some kid leaves in the middle of a match to eat pizza
JUST EAT IT WHILE PLAYING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jack Green
Corporations also have no obligation to save the environment to then too faggot liberal retard
Go suck Disneys cock you fuckign bootlicker
Jaxon Campbell
>get banned for saying nigger in fortnite
>WTF THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS CUTTING DOWN THE RAINFORESTS
Brody Murphy
Look corporations are good if they entertain me and my childish worldview. I bet they contribute more to charity (not the ones I believe in) than you ever did in your life.
Alexander Sanders
Jackson Walker
Corporations have the right to cut down trees that are on their property retard.
Why should we care about earth rights if they don't care about free speech
also it's been proving time and time again that corperations actually ban more than just the n-word kid, they also silence competition, bad reviews of their product, or news stories that would work against them.
Ethan Cox
>brb wife agro
Nathan Edwards
wtf I love big corporations now
Camden White
Sounds great, but then you have the problem of that friend who's always eating food while playing and has his mic on voice activity. Hearing another guy slurping soup in your fucking ear gets annoying fast.
Henry Carter
>gets on mic
>unironically frogposts
Jose Sullivan
but corporations have the freedom to do what they think is best for the company and have no obligation to defend an individual's right to clean air
Landon Martinez
i hate corperate boot lickers more than I hate antifa.
fuck lobertarians
Nolan Campbell
>says LOL (elle oh elle) instead of laughing
>uses reddit abbreviations and twitch emotes verbally
>verbally describes memes instead of posting a link
Zachary Sanders
Lucas Lee
>that guy who yells "RREEEE"
>in public
>in college
Noah Ramirez
Parker Hall
Gavin Gomez
>coffee
Levi Collins
>thinks there is only sucking corporate dick or being a commie
Sebastian Smith
When I went to college these faggots all infested the lounge area and would ALWAYS be playing smash brothers. They were so obnoxious they had to have to put a permanent security guard nearby because they thought the screaming was people in distress.
Every time I see a fucking frog(or wojack for that matter) I immediately imagine the person posting them is some autistic lounge faggot.
Michael Morgan
My argument for letting megacorps cutting down the Amazon rainforest wasn't an arguement in favor of cutting it all down but giving back our free speech rights.
I fucking hate lolbertarians and centrists, i would rather make out with an antifa member than shake hands with a centrist
Joseph Sanchez
based
Caleb Baker
>brb wife aggro
Jayden Bell
>not being the guy who shreaks "poo poo pee pee more chicken tendies from mommy!" and shit and pisses his pants in the cafateria
bluiepilled and gay
Connor Gonzalez
I never said that. I just figured there was a 45% chance that picture would make you mad.
Connor Sanders
is there anyway to play nazi zombies online on pc for free? how about mw2 multiplayer? would love to get these games going
Blake Ortiz
>crank microphone boost, take bong rip
eat a dick OP
Joseph Thompson
Honestly people who try to online game with families are the worst.
Especially single mom twitch thots.
But the men are pathetic too and drop games at the fight sign of their gf/wife bitching.
Jaxson Baker
Why are you asking here?
Anyway, you've already shown you're an idiot so for you, no, you won't be able to figure out how to get a pirated version of CoD with the online working. Wait until they're on sale or some shit, borrow your mum's credit card.
Hudson Sanders
well played bro, ebic trol!
Blake Brown
Thanks buddy.
Joseph Bennett
>push to talk
>cum discreetly
Wyatt Flores
>push to talk
>moaning your gf's name in the mic as you coom from her giving you head
Daniel Reyes
>push to talk
>loud pissing
>brief pause
>BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPP
Robert Thompson
>Glass shatters
Ayden Mitchell
This is what women deal with irl
Jeremiah Campbell
He's right, you know.
Jayden Campbell
Aren't you a bit far from home?
Carson Cruz
>i would rather make out with an antifa member than shake hands with a centrist
Because we are too smart for you. Get fucked loser, imagine being such a little bitch that you actually believe in things.
Elijah Rogers
>thinking b8 will work
Jonathan Johnson
It isn't b8 though. Centrists always win.
Charles Collins
except at getting pussy
literally, antifa and hard core rightwingers don't have problems getting pussy but it's always centrists that are incels
Carson Lewis
Cope harder brainlet
Aiden Morales
>brb shota break
Alexander Lopez
David Garcia
uhm...guys? based!
Easton Hill
>turns out they name changed and started a new account just to avoid you
Spinel had a hard life
Asher Thompson
Liam James
How can I help my friend quit smoking Yea Forums?
Anthony Gray
>get a job tutoring a little boy in the afternoon and a little girl in the evening
>little boy is a cute lovable brat and the girl is a snobby know it all
>catch the little boy staring at my cleavage every once in a while
>know that a good boy like him will probably end up getting taken advantage of by a little girl
It hurts. I just want to hold him and snuggle him and kiss him but I don't want to lose my job, I need to save up for a car. Fuck I wish I could play videogames with him.
Thomas Parker
Switch him over to dip, tastes better, no ill health effects, no second-hand smoke, the positives go on and on. It might make it easier for him to switch if you do it with him a bit. The first time you may feel nauseous but it's all good after that.
Christian Bennett
Why do normalfags immediately think of /ss/ and start making fantasies like this whenever they see the word shota?
Christian Parker
I know it's awful but i just picture some horrid pedophile pre-op transvestite with silicone bags in him chest and a beard making this little kid really uncomfortable and the kid looks at the guys buffalo bill boobs and thinks god help me and then the tranny just blushes and goes home to write that post
Charles Lopez
Sucks to be you, but I get the opposite experience
>teach little boys and girls in an afterschool tutoring gig I started up in the neighborhood
>the boys never listen and would rather be a bunch of rowdy spazzes that I have to watch tumble and roll, hoping that none of them die under my care
>little girls sit still and look me in the eye when I talk to them, laugh at my shitty jokes and actually do well in the pre-tests.
Holy shit, I'd make it a girls only gig if it didn't mean that the entire neighborhood would suspect me of pedophilia. I don't even like lolis sexually, I just like the fact that they have an attention span at all.
Mason Nguyen
As a dude that had a sixteen year-old girl babysit him from when he was five to seven, let me tell you that he's never going to mind some cuddling. Just let him play vidya or watch a movie while he sits in your lap or something. I have fond memories of us sitting on the floor together, her leaning against the couch and me leaning back into her. kissing may be a bit much though
Zachary Harris
Dip melts your mouth
Logan Robinson
it'll be pretty tough to get him to quit. Nicotine withdrawals are like torture
Joshua Young
Ah, no
youtube.com
Not practicing oral hygiene is what gets dippers. It's an unfortunate coincidence that rednecks don't brush their teeth.
Oliver Butler
Imagine unironically smoking. You're spending money, significant amounts of it, to feed an addiction that makes everyone want to avoid you. You look trashy, smell worse, have tons of negative health effects. And you don't even fucking get high.
Smokers are beyond retarded. Even playing the lottery is less retarded. At least they're just throwing money away, smokers burn money then roll themselves around in the toxic fumes.
Grayson Reyes
Yeah, I know, chances are I'll never do anything with him that'd jeopardize my moral code... well, other than masturbating to anime children, but hey, I ain't special in that regard lole. Yeah but his mom is usually there, and I'm not a babysitter, I'm a tutor, I get him for 2 hours to help him with his lessons and then I have to leave. Not to say his mom isn't nice, she usually brings tea for us while I make him do math, so it'd be in bad taste to say so. She's just caring, and I get why though, he's just a good kid.
Mason Cooper
Corporations do not have this freedom. It is a legal obligation to maximize profits at the expense of all other concerns. If it can be proven that they did not, the shareholders can sue the board and have them replaced with people that will. If a corporation ever donated to charity then it was a tax scam or virtue signaling to a market segment to maximize profit. Publicly traded companies have no freedom.
Matthew Moore
yeah, that throws a wrench in the works. Maybe you can reward him with a movie night or some shit if he does well, say it's to make sure he views you as a friend rather than a boring teacher.
Lucas Hall
>brb COOM break