ITT: we pretend its 2050

Hi, I'm a time traveler.
I come from the past, year of 2019, to tell you guys that you're all gay.

>tfw qoomers will never experience how great the ps4 was back then
>great

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That'll be today's equivalent of like $0.99 due to inflation so I don't see the big deal.

qoomers will never understand why this game is so good
i want to go back to the good old fortnite days

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>the ps3 STILL has no gaemes

>tfw in 2050 i'm still gonna be shitposting on here

assuming im not dead by then of course

>2050

Ah fuck, remember when we could play vidya because it wasn't too hot on the Earth to support life and there was oxygen and shit.

>supercalifragilisticoomers wont ever EVER experience the joy of playing The Last of Us 2 on the PS5

all the leakers are saying that geno is getting into smash!

Jdieueuspdjdbe afhdinga maboo!

Imagine a zombie from the year 2019 reading this he probably wouldn’t even know what we’re talking about loquafer just Zambi coccle

>Implying i will be around by that time

I don't get how you qoomers can be okay with streaming and this garbage input lag, why the fuck is Xbox Cloud getting so many exclusives now even though Stadia failed. The internet got better overall, but it's not like we have quantum entanglement internet still.

This nintengogo reminds me of the cardboard stuff they tried to pull on people way back. Why would I want to attach a plank with numbers on my neck to feel mario when I can just beam in on my retina

My internet is being shit again, guess I'm stuck shitposting here for a few hours. I wish gaming never went the streaming route.

Thats not my problem
There was no draft, they chose to go fight china.

>2007
lurk more newfag

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I can’t believe Kojima actually predicted what would happen in 2020 irl with death stranding. That rain that made you age must have been a scary time to live through

>he's not gonna vote for president todd howard in 2052
Pathetic.

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>Switch.
Why did nintendo make a port machine in 2017? Looking back did it even have any good exclusives?

No idea. I guess this will be the era remembered as nostalgia fags. We've wasted an entire generation on shit games, from all companies.

What are you talking about the top 50 best games of all time came there by 2020

How much of rummer are you, did you forget when a Smash DLC broke the 101 in Metacritic

>a-anytime now Yea Forumsros
NEVER EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's sad to see that we wouldn't have a PS6, but people was so happy to see Disney own everything.

We know that is coming in the next E3 user, atlus wouldn't lie this time.

>since 2007
Been here since 2005 and this place really went to shit over the years.

>meanwhile persona chads are getting a new personaX version
HAHAHA COPE

everytime I see this image I turn shit around and finally get invested in fixing my life.

shame I can't seem to keep it fixed.

thought it would come out before re-fantasy, but that came out 2030 for fucks sake.AND theres plans for a sequel.

No I got the deluxe care package for $5,999.99 + tax ;)

>be nu-male living in Tolerance Zone 23 (formerly San Francisco)
>Buy one month license for Call of Duty: Bigger Blacker Ops
>Somehow wind up with license for Final Fantasy XVII
>roll with it anyways
>50TB download goes a bit slow since I only pay $200 extra per month for the Basic Gamer Package
>finally finishes downloading
>Place finger on biometric pad to automatically agree to license agreement (you don't have to even read it anymore, neat!) and authorize the one time $50 decryption fee
>Oh, it has a day one update!
>Swipe finger on biometric pad to authorize payment for $25 patch download fee
>Game finally ready to play
>Swipe finger on biometric pad to authorize daily $25 daily gameplay fee and boot the game
>Pre game advertisments display
>Start to fall asleep
>Console starts blaring alarm at me, jarring me back awake
>get out of my chair to automatically resume the ad and dance around and shout MCDONALD'S like it wants me to
>after that I'm feeling mighty thirsty
>go to fridge and grab a nice cold Goylent Classic
>cap is bit tough to remove
>swipe finger on built-in biometric pad to pay for motorized uncap assist feature
>sit back down in comfy chair so the game can resume playing the pre game ads
>finally the game gets to the title screen
>start new game
>to my horror, the womyn main character is not only attractive, but wearing clothing that exposes skin and accentuates her figure
>in fact all of the womyn in this game are dressed similarly
>start feeling my chest begin to tighten from fear and anxiety, start to hyperventilate and tear up
>quickly pop a handful of test suppression pills and chug it down with the rest of my Goylent
>flip on my optic implant filters to max, digitally superimposing burqas on top of female characters
>start to calm down as the pills kick in
>intro ends
>swipe finger on biometric pad to purchase first act of game
>Error: Internet Connection Lost - Connection has been redistributed to needy migrant family - BE GRATEFUL, BIGOT

>No I got the deluxe care package for $5,999.99 + tax ;)

Lame. Should've gotten the $6,999.99 Super Deluxe so you could get "Sprint" day one instead of waiting a month.

He'll surely be in Smash 9, r-right guys? Sakurai HAS to put him in. Minecraft is the best selling game of all time, there's no way he's not a base roster lock...

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lmao sonygros still think ps4 was good? it coudn't even run games in 4k, and it had no games lol

Didn't that bitch sent foot pics to some beta fag who bought her that Switch?

>Minecraft
Only zoomers remember that game, time for bed grandpa

ya. i have the screencaps... somewhere.

Yeah, he sent some creep her socks I believe. Maybe her panties.

>tfw this actually could be the reality here on the West Coast

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>$300 plus tax for foot pics
Even as a degenerate, I wouldnt pay more than $10, $20 tops.
Maybe $50 for the socks themselves