>game features body horror
Game features body horror
what am i looking at? is that Simon Cowell? what happened to his face?
Botched plastic surgery
he looks like a muppet. like his eyes are dead and soulless or something.
>botched
This wasn't botched, this is what he wanted. Mock him and shame him.
>how can we fix the horror genre?
bring back body horror
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm sure that's how Simon Cowell was for decades now.
He took the Bog pill
botox probably temporarily paralyzed his face
did he like get injured or have a condition or something or was this typical celebrity unwillingness to age going wrong?
What do you even classify this person as? No real human could let themselves get this bad, surely.
I mean, at some point the pain of living with a body like that should force them to stop, right?
Pegged it with the last one. Botox and a vegan diet so he can stay ""young"".
>hey doc i want that gigachad look right now!!!
>okay then mr. cowell, but it's going to cost - A LOT.
>no problem doc, just do my face from the forehead down and i'll come back to do the rest later
>nurse prep this man surgery right away
“My bad”
"my bad"
does anyone not seem to recognize him despite always seeing him on tv growing up? he's looks so strange in still images.
The long lost Bogdanoff
DAMN that's a huge dick, I'd gain that much weight if it meant I could have a dick that huge
That hair is kept that way due to raw brain power creating upwards air currents.
Poor bastard must have elephantiatas
Yeah I can hardly remember his name and know him as singing Gordon Ramsay
vidya shirts you'd wear in public
Why is he so swarthy?
He's british.
>Game has a deformed npc that befriends you
What game does this?
>Cowell, 59, knew he had to make a drastic lifestyle change after falling down the stairs in the middle of the night in October 2017,”
>He was rushed to hospital and told he had to stop bingeing on sausage rolls, hamburgers and his favourite jam tarts made by his personal chefs.
>Doctors warned against him living “like a vampire” by staying awake each day until 8am — saying it had to stop.
that one episode of courage the cowardly dog
every Fallout game
Your parents
what am i looking at here
>Enemy's legs are its weak point
Bloodborne
>muh dick
lmao blackies seething
move over old man, the future is now
mycbad
"Don't you just love plastic surgery?"
give me a quick run down
mad max
did he take the bog pill
how does he fap?
>Nurgle's Lieutenant
A game like dead space or the thing would bring back horror, get this cheap jump scare shit outa here
But Dead Space has jump scares.
imagine the smell
he looks like doug walker now