Try to play dark souls

It's like bloodborne where you can sacrifice health to make more coom

OH FUCK

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dont try this
youll ruin your boxers

Stop playing videogames.

Stop getting bored.

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>implying knowing about politics is a good thing

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

What are some games that are really easy to enjoy? No slow burn rpg shit. Just get in and have fun

pick up the phone and dial 8

Doom

I never understood this thing about wet dreams.
Do people really jizz their pants while sleeping? Like a full nut?
I had sexual dreams and boners waking up when doing nofap. But I never woke up with my underwear full of cum.

you want to play video games but your subconcious is telling you youre normie friends will think youre weird so you don't want to commit your full attention into any video game you wanna play

Stop playing shit games and games you've played before you fucking retard. Especially Pokemon and sports games since they're both shit games and rehashes.

>normie friends
heh

You need a creative hobby. Not just consuming all of the time. But something where you produce something or craft something.
Music, woodwork, program, gardening, anything.
When you get bored kf things you love it means overCOOMsumption.

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Find another hobby, I make cheese.

the imaginary voice in your head that wants you to be normal so you don't have to get bothered by your parents anymore?

Just don’t watch porn before bed.

>boomer shit

Play a racing sim, you need a challenge.

only boring people get bored

When I got into puberty I used to have wet dreams every night and it was fucking annoying, masturbating made the wet dreams disappear completely though

This thread is Yea Forums

>faggot
Ok have fun being bored, retard

Make a game.

How come coomjak and pink wojak are actually fun?

they're not yet another urafgagot.jpg

>tfw taking a 6 course workload this semester
>have classes+labs from 9am to 9pm and won't get back home until 11pm
>barely have any time for cooms

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Nice blog where do I subscribe?

Read a book

Just browse Yea Forums and watch youtube all day like me

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Fpbp

I know that feel OP. I'm in a depressive state right now. Nothing feels good for no reason at all. I cried a lot last night and now I'm angry.

I don't know how long this will last, but I can see this disorder (Bipolar) being what kills me somewhere down the line.

Vidya can't quiet the voices in my head anymore.

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coom

shut up frognigger

Are those all games you are just now trying and still getting bored of, or are you just trying to replay them? Because if you are just trying to replay games it's no wonder you are getting bored

Which youtubers

Mostly a few tech channels and Oney Plays

Haven't watched porn in 48 hours bros

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Sonic Mania.

Quake

I'M COOMING

Coomjack isnt a horribly mutilated mutt, such as yourself, so he doesnt have to wait upwards of a week just to have a pleasurable orgasm. Blame your parents for being retarded enough to ruin your penis for life.

Keep it up tiny apu

This is forced as fuck.

This is it bros, I've waited long enough. I'm opening up the catalogue. I must coom.

I'm right handed but I whack off with my left, is that weird?

Not gonna lie
Coomer is 10x funnier than Gamer even for Wojak cancer

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Is... i-is that... WOJAK???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGH HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD FUCKING WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FCKING COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M FUUUUUCKING COMMMMMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! UNFFFFFF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF YASSSSS YESSSSSS YOOOOOOOOS

yeah, it happens, but you don't always wake up just after it, you'll wake up in the morning and your underwear will feel damp

The wojacks and pepes that showcase the mere schadenfreude of a degrading, degenerate downward spiral are the only ones I can accept because they aren't about childishly mocking other groups.

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I tried new games like Anachronox and Kerbal Space Program, but neither did anything for me

this, maybe I never had a super high libido or something. The only time I came in my pantaloons was when i had a lucid dream about pounding Aubrey Plaza and even then I made the active choice to nut.

>more and more westacuck reddit/resetera types enter Yea Forums
>more and more 'i hate games im so bored' and latest kotaku/polygon article discussion threads
Really makes the ole noggin' gyrate

naw

i started working out just because it became really obvious that i jerked it all the time cause my left tricep was massive

this

youtube.com/watch?v=t-dNTKoyWgw

Play multiplayer games, tard, of course playing the same shit you've already played is boring

>cυmbrain: electric bugaloo

ninja gaiden 2 was the last time i had this a few months ago. what an incredible game. dont know why it took me 11 years to play it but im glad i did. play it on xbox one x if its an option

fpbp

Yes, are you sexually deficient? It's extremely common.

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Have you tried any new AAA games? If you ever liked old AAA games and you only don't want to even try any new ones because they "look" like shit and because retards on Yea Forums shitpost about them, you should really give them an impartial chance. There have been quite a few good ones this gen if you ask me. Just judge games on their own merits instead of based on how different they are from previous games you liked, whether or not it features a mechanic that anonymous fags told you was "game-ruining", or based on your feelings about the personal history of those who made it and/or what their political beliefs are

Just like the boomer/zoomer wojaks, but Yea Forums would still eat this shit up if it's spammed hard enough.

THE REAL COOMER PLEASE STAND UP
PLEASE STAND UP

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hit the homie wit the reload

These lame spam threads with lazy forced memes that are just shitty wojak edits unironically make me depressed, they're so putrid they make my heart ache.

Ooho

Ohooo hooo

Heehee

Haha

Uh

Ugh

Oh yeah

Oh yeah oh yeaaah

Oh god oh fuck

Yeaaah

YEEAAAAH FUCK YEAH

OH GOD HERE IT COMES

I'M GONNA

I'M GONNA

FUCKIN' COOOOOOOOM

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right hand on the mouse
left hand on the controller bro
what in the fuck

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Play Battletoads

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I just leak like a faucet and it's really annoying

if I dont fap daily this happens to me at night, I just cum in my sleep and wake up in a cold sticky mess.

It's one mega autist.

OP here, haven't posted on Yea Forums since 2014

I started fapping daily in high school because I wore sweatpants everyday and didn't want to get random hardons while in class.

If I have to guess hes the same retard that used to make threads to dump his folder with thousands of soi wojack edits

I was sitting between two sluts and always lurked at their tits and got a hard dick.
good times

first (you) decides whether i kick myself off Yea Forums

Gamer meme> shitty Wojak edits

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you've hit the dopamine wall

coom

ya boil slimedick?

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Extreme dicklet cope

>tfw I know this works but I don't have the willpower to voluntarily abstain for a week
JUST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS