ITT: Vidya things that aren't supposed to make you horny but do anyway

this was my first vidya fap

all of the porn of this character is disgusting fetish shit. When are the HMOFAchads gonna start drawing this character?

MSGO makes it even better, I dont care what any purist nigger says, the new character models, especially for elf girls, make my cock so rock fucking hard.

My beautiful onahole

>witnessing any female character in oblivion getting attacked by more than three people at once
>those repeated sounds of being hit aren't good for my nofap
>especially when some overpowered fuck lands a knockdown and then everyone just piles in mercilessly swinging endlessly for like ten whole seconds
>if characters made an actual death orgasm noise i wouldn't need any other porn
>make custom spell that fortifies NPCs health, applies a 85% shield, grants them a full set of daedric bound armour, and frenzies them
>joyous

>playing GTAIV Ballad of Gay Tony
>see the chick who you work with at the night club leaving the building
>go up to her to see if she has any unique dialogue
>accidentally bump into her and she starts talking shit to me
>get into a fist fight with her
>beat her into middle of the street knocking her out
>pull out my pistol
>aim at her head
>watch her squirm as she's knocked out
>put a bullet in between her eyes
>have the hardest erection ever
Something about her being an NPC you normally wouldn't ever see out and about just felt so wrong killing but damn was I hot and bothered at the whole ordeal.

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it all began here. atleast its only a secret fetish not a delusion

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You take that back, you heathen!

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I'm literally at my character's peak, I'd love to see knife ear cunts try something. I ONLY buy elf girl slaves, and just IMAGINE what I do to them.

Shooting the assistant in Barker Bill's Trick Shooting makes her fall over. Her reaction makes me horny. It doesn't show her butt or anything. It's the reaction on her face that gets me off.

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>female character gets hurt

being a ryonafag is hard, bros

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>all the female voices in Morrowind

Why do they made them sound so sexy, especially the Khajit one?

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Killing female NPCs in any game that has ragdoll physics gets me going.

>fable 1
>rumours and myths you can fuck your wife
>yeah fucking right, bullshit
>try anyway
>spend about ten minutes doing constant sexy hero poses, flirts and manly arm pumps at her
>suddenly turns green
>"lets go to bed together!"
>its an extremely terrible fade to black screen where they just say "ooh!" like five times
>later find out lady grey makes actual sex noises
>she's so fucking far away (i'm only a kid at this point)
>discover female hero trainees have the same voice actress as lady grey
>they're fucking easy to marry from the start of the game and are even easier to get into bed
>fucking yes
>its still shit sex noises but i'm innocent and sex is sacred, so first gaming fap
no shame considering the state of porn today
>later on buy fable 2
>totally moved past masturbating at video games
>play game to bitter end, own the big castle, decide to finally marry, grab some random noble woman from the grounds
>proceed to sex
>its actually fucking proper orgasm sounds
>jesus fuck guess i'm not above game masturbating after all
blah blah
>fable 3 comes along
>bought only for the bed sex because i'm a degenerate by now
>heard you can hire an entire brothel and then have a massive fucking orgy
>its fucking shit, just gay music and the sound of people laughing and coughing
fuck this game for every reason but fuck it the most because of this

Krystal releasing the krazoa spirits and orgasmic sounds she makes.

>that series
I see you're a man of refined taste as well

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>Pokemon Gale of Darkness
>female cipher peon threatens to punish protag
>female cipher peon calls the protag a naught boy

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I'd say her voice but I'm pretty sure it was intentional

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>That scene in Conker’s Bad Furday with the cows shitting and being killed
Among all the things I could get off to in that game, its only this section for what ever reason.

>Welcome to Black Mesa transit system

in the books she gets someone hard soo...

Hey, user, you made such a fucking cursed post for me. Because one of my OCs is named Ven.

You scared the absolute shit out of me with this.
Oh yeah, and to contribute to the thread... Ryona.

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isn't she meant to be the shape of a woman hanging upside down

thats a very common fetish

go on

>the skyrim werewolf tf

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Shodan shittalking me

too bad there's hardly any good ryona doujins out there that don't become rape after two pages. watching the heroine fight back and slowly being overpowered is the foreplay of ryonafags. god bless the few artists who really get the idea

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Malevolent female AI/robots

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what the fuck

enslaving female NPCs with this thing got me rock hard
I haven't been able to bring myself to play fallout 3 since my dad walked in on me jerking off to enslaving raiders

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The only one I can think about is that time I created a cestus-only female character on Dark Souls 2. I gave her the Leydia hood, the desert sorceress's bustier and the priestess skirt.

Every know and then when I was playing with that character I had to masturbate. I imagined her to be extraordinarily athletic (she only used her fists, after all) and that she had vigorous sexual encounters with other adventurers and warriors.

what are some good ones?

absolutely blessed taste, ryonabros.
>athletic
>yoga
>horny warrior
blessed by the lord above himself

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no?

god she's so cute

guess this doesn't really count as it was definitely intended to cause arousal but MGS3
randomly finding out eva has visible nipples in the x-ray mode of the survival viewer, and jiggle physics as well
it awoken something that had long been dormant

Bart's Nightmare

inflating the germs until they pop.

so much ryona fag in here. Does my heart good.

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Ryona is the strangest yet hottest fetish.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xAdp3hdABQQ

hey what is ryona? i always assumed it meant rape and steered clear
i asked a weeb friend but he just sent smirks and when i search for it i find only stuff like resident evil chars being eaten by zombies but it doesn't seem to be vore
what does it mean and what is it exactly? and where can i find more

Violence/gore usually (always?) in regards to a female

no other specifics? okay, thanks!

When I was a kid I was really oddly captivated by being able to stalk and murder civilian women in Blood Omen 2

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the wolf pounce kill got me a little horny desu.

youtu.be/QlXwIHLhQa4
>everytime she starts talking

makes sense in retrospect, shes basically a succubus.

yes?

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Actually yes.
It’s meant to appear like a woman in a bdsm torture position or how the commentary states it as the birth of Venus inverted.

what are some good ryona games that's not a doujin?

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its really funny how many people still don't know this.

You cant just say shit like this and not elaborate

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>All ITT getting horny by assaulting women

Have sex, incels.

This fucking shit is why I'm a vorefag now
on this subject:
>start up Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen
>recruit random pawns 80 levels below mine (preferably females without any sort of status cure magic)
>cycle through the Rotunda of Dread until an Archydra appears
>toss my main pawn off a cliff
>sandbag hard as fuck until it spews venom
>throw pawns into poison trail, hopefully blinding and poisoning them
>wait for them to get eaten
>eat crimplecap
>get eaten too
>alt+f4 at continue screen
>no one's any the wiser

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The reversions in Rampage are part of why I'm into TF

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Fuck the hydra for this exact reason.
I hate getting a boner from non-fem vore

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>horny about assaulting women
>tell people incapable of getting sex normally to have sex

uh

The part of the brain which manages sexual arousal is the same that handles aggression. Considering in a game you lack the inhibitory behavior of real life, its no wonder you could get horny by harming women

>Dragon's Dogma hydras
Someone at Capcom knew what they were fucking doing.

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sorry for the late reply, had to look up some numbers
Mos and jigoku are quite based since they don't go full bondage/rape instantly, although Mos' style is kinda rough, and jigoku almost always uses the same character

1385555 // 1305815 // 1401305 // 1393355 // 1443252 // 1437785 // 1425035 // 1418667

check out those on hitomi. some have good art and aren't that bad. as far as doujins go, there doesn't seem to be that much quality, I think you're better off looking through GIGA movies, particularly the ATHB ones, but they're 3dpd

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Hot

Yeah, diamonds. It was at this point I knew I was fucked up.

>touch NPC with the slightest of flames
>they burst into flames and scream at the top of their lungs before their inevitable death
>just realized thinking about this now that they can do something, but they're too retarded to roll
haha I'm normal though right guys

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Pretty sure somebody on staff had a fetish

Stealth suit in FNV talking to me.

oh god don't remind me no
i was demonstrating dragons dogma to a friend once and came across an arch hydra in bitterblack and it managed to get us all grabbed and swallowed somehow
i had to sit there with my friend watching it slowly swallowing four females for a long as time while holding my boner in with the force of willpower alone
shit was tough
when i tried going back after i was alone later on that night the hydra refused to spawn

Speaking of furbait when is freedom planet gonna get a switch port

Or, if you're just wanting an easy hardon, getting eaten by the Archydra while the Sirens are still alive
Most pawns are useless as fuck against it and can't put out enough damage with the sirens healing it to save you
avoid sword-wielding pawns, though. quickest boner killer is actually getting saved by some fuckhead randomly swinging around a sharp instrument and getting lucky. Fumbling to reach the controller and hit the pause button is so fucking irritating.

That hydra must be laughing at you to this day.

when you see it...

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youtube.com/watch?v=uSZl-2W39kA

not even joking. It used to give me such a hard on when I was a kid, to the point I would let him kill me on purpose. Something about Leon being so god damn cool in this game and then just hearing him scream and getting impaled like that. I dunno, it did things to me.

can't go wrong with sc or doa with clothing damage, unless you want to scrap the bottom of the barrel and look up crappy beat em ups with rape game over screens. there was a channel dedicated to it but can't find it
youtube.com/watch?v=ewkKWiVqOeo

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oh ye gods
I'd have passed out from trying to redirect that much blood for that long

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It's already out dude
The real question is WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING DEMO STRIFE

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I used to get excited when I shot people in dayz mod and they passed out, I'd bandage them and take their gear knowing they were watching me helplessly, sometimes I would leave them there without their gear and sometimes I would wait until they woke up and then shoot them.

Also used to jerk off to losing in miniclip 8 ball. Having to watch while they potted the balls knowing the game was already over while I couldn't do shit.

If you own a VR headset Blade and Sorcery. I'm not into seeing ryona, but actually fucking doing it is insane. There's a slider too that let's you control what % female enemies you fight.

Most of the people in this thread have one or multiple fetishes they have yet to discover

A Senran Kagura character who likes masochism
Also just women getting beat up in ways that are non consensual

God I want GlaDOS to impale me

It's the moaning, isn't it?

i wish i'd still get horny at all. guess the depression is finally winning after all these years
also, video games

youtube.com/watch?v=bi-JB7yE-b8 not my proudest fap

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>i love you

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With all the vore and ryona fags that show up in these threads, it makes me wonder how many of us there actually are. Are a lot of people into this kind of thing but just don't say anything? Are we the normies?

100% based

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When you die in the Oddworld games, Oddysee, Exodus and Munch's Oddysee primarily
It's the fact the Sligs laugh at your dead body that does it. I don't know why. I don't even know what fetish it is, some kind of domination I guess.
Started as a kid playing the PS1 ones, but seriously manifested on Munches Oddysee where things don't die instantly and you see them get beaten to fuck before dying and then the Sligs laugh at their dead body.
I used to throw the mudokons into groups of Sligs and watch them get beaten to fuck or jump Abe in there and switch to Munch and watch him die

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From what I've seen vore fags rarely bring it up, but will jump to talk about it on Yea Forums.

>play Persona game
>rank 10 social link
>girl says she loves the protagonist
Is there a word for affectionate and horny?

>C. Viper's husky japanese voice
MY PEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS
youtube.com/watch?v=TJw9hW8GZKQ
youtube.com/watch?v=BOumBkHsx5U

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love

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Gaige’s out of breath panting when running in borderlands 2.

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I mean, where the hell else could you talk about it?
Normies think you're weird and degenerate
And you have not SEEN autism until you browse any sort of vore forums
Yea Forums seems to be the happy (though mostly unwilling) middle to discuss these things without attaching a name to yourself
I suppose the same could be said of any weird, not-oft mentioned fetish, really.

>vore forums
Jesus fuck, they're awful. But the real best place to discuss vore is with a close friend who isn't quite into it but who humors it in a way that makes you feel like it's not really a big deal and helps you sleep better at night as a result

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH IMMM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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personally I rarely discuss it.
I go on /d/ if theres some crazy new game or animation, or I want to post some content I found or made.

I only use the forums to keep up with specific artists, most of whom bailed for patreon.

kill yourself

I mean, I don't flaunt it in everyone's face at every opportunity, but having a spot to openly discuss it somewhere is at least comforting instead of wallowing alone in a dimly lit room over the fact that I'm clearly not normal.
I mean, I'm still not normal. But at least I'm not alone in my abnormalcy either.

this unfortunately

Frequently I think about the average person who's into vore & shit as a friendless, sweaty, basement dwelling neckbeard. However, I'm a vorefag and also a normie that isn't ugly or socially inept. It makes me wonder how common this /d/ tier fetishes actually are.

>It makes me wonder how common this /d/ tier fetishes actually are.

Considering I've met a shocking amount of people into vore.
I'm beginning to question that myself now.

>fat man with a noticable belly jiggle that is suppose to be either too brutish to love or the comedy relief
People say that I shouldn't like fat men, but holy hell I get a stiffy anytime I see a nice belly.

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>just go talk to her user! I know you can do it.

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>[Chair Clattering]

Came here to post this.

>Mario Kart Double Dash
>Pick Daisy and Peach
>Start race
>Constantly tilt the thumbstick left and right
>Almost looks like Peach is twerking
>"Yeah. You shake dat fat ass, you DUMB BLONDE SLUT!" my younger self thought
>Reach first place, miraculously
>Notice Daisy jerking her hand in glee
>"God, I wish that firm grip was around my cock"
One of my many, many shameful faps

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>Watched gameplay vids of Duke Nukem Forever when it first came out
>Stumble across the section where the aliens abduct all the women in the mansion
>They’re all impregnated and stuck to the organic Zerg-like hive walls like potato sacks
>They’re all moaning like they’re in pain
>If you don’t kill them the babies inside hatch and attack you
>One scripted scene where two girls based on the Olsen twins explode violently and spew hostile alien babies at you
Was this where it all started to go wrong?

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You could make nude characters in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga.

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I remember this part disturbed me back when I played it in 2011, I watched some footage of it a few months ago and jerked off. The voice acting lines especially make me think the guy who wrote this part (probably fucking Randy Bobandy) was into it.

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>all these ryona anons
I remember I was into that when I was like 14, but one day playing a bad rpg maker ryona game, one of the girls turns out to be a reverse ryona goddess of battle and at this point my dick goes from hard into throbbing overdrive.

I'm more into femdom since then and I do wonder where did everything go wrong.

I asked her out and she laughed and asked if I was serious and I said yes and then she said no.

find yourself a queen that would appreciate you king.

its better you found out then that she doesn't like you than later when you are in a relationship

>tfw last relationship the girl didn't love me

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>that part in Nier Automata where 21O starts treating 9S like a child

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It’s on par for the series. Duke Nukem was always about finding ways for Duke to save sexy pin-up models with pornstar bods. I remember one of the games had him travel to a planet with only women and the opening was a chase scene where aliens kill escaping guerrilla fighter women. Whoever made the shots has been making them for a while now.

Speaking of ryona, I take it everyone in this thread has played pic related?

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Just about any sort of female giggling makes my pants tight

I don't know if that is wholesome or not.

>tfw kissing a girl gets makes peepee go from wet spagetti to dry spagetti (that means stiffiy)

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Female MEC Troopers in XCOM gave me my limbless fetish. Now I yearn for ideal snuggie fuck nuggie gf that will never come into fruition.

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I got really fucking excited when I was playing Dota 2 and it was like 40th minute of game. I played as bristleback and enemy huskar just focused my boi bristleback's behind what ended up with murdering entire enemy team with spikes and then entire enemy team was "WTF?".

You are right, but I am running out of ideas of where to find my queen.

this was me except my girlfriend sucked me off instead of me masturbating

>big fat tits 4 limbs amputee

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Nope, you can give the source please?

>4 arm prothetics
>remove arms and legs

how would you get them back on?

this

better question
how would you remove last limb?

Explosive bolts

>tfw I am falling in love with a cutie who needs help with her college classwork because she has a hard time understanding it
>tfw a lot of my ex-gfs were autistic

>tfw I fall in love with them because I feel that they would love me as intensely as I love them
>tfw I am pretty sure this girl is as autistic as my first gf
>my first gf loved me the most

I just want to love them and help them.

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flex to eject all limbs at once

youtube.com/watch?v=tqdNh0U_eBg

I recommend going to a site called Meetup where you can join groups in your area that share your hobbies.

Or you could talk to a qt classmate you think is cute, (if you are in college)

I hope this helps.

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LMAO YOU JUST PULLED ME AWAY FROM GETTING SAD FROM TFW NO GF

THANK YOU.

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Meetup's dead in my town.
There's actually a girl I like who sits next to me in a lecture hall but I asked her out last term and she said she didn't have a car. I took that as an indirect rejection, but she chose to sit by me again this term so I don't know if I should try again and offer to pick her up. Wouldn't want to push her away, she's the only person I really get along with in my classes.

I prefer peelers

Find solace in the fact that Dala is a pretty common fap.

youtu.be/rKvgZI1CJq0

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>snuggie fuck nuggie gf

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I'm sure they knew what they were doing

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>I recommend going to a site called Meetup where you can join groups in your area that share your hobbies.
I tried using that once to find tabletop rpg groups near me. Needless to say, that website fucking sucks.

I would ask her out again, be honest with her and offer to pick her up in your car (if you have one) or pay for an uber to drive her there.

>tfw no chicken tendie gf

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It can be for sure, I am just trying to help since I go to a lot of meetups in my area.

I know how it's like to not have a gf for a very logn time

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I always like the idea of animate objects or even sapient inanimate objects that really like their user
This has evolved into me roleplaying some games with the character in a relationship with one of the weapons

help me

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go watch soul eater

Alright. Thanks for that, my gut feeling's been pointing towards that but it helps my confidence greatly to hear it from another person.

I did. It's good.
The humanization is lame though

that's kind of cute

you are a lost cause user, but don’t let it get you down. I’m sure there’s far worse shit out there. Just please don’t shove any guns up your ass

Thanks
Yeah, I'm not stupid. I already know various tactics to keep myself from hurting myself.

I still want a cute lonely SKS to take care of why is life so cruel

Voice commands

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ryona style stuff is fine, but I prefer the option to more subtly bully women. Emotionally breaking them down and destroying them from the inside. Preferably by killing someone they love or treating them nicely only to bully them harder later.

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taking your shoes and socks off in animal crossing

Shit man that should be your proudest fap, thanks for the video

Characters getting transformed into non-human/monstrous forms

She can leave the club?!

user theres a threadfor this

Have some more

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Anytime man, that's how I got the courage to ask my last gf out a friend helped me get the courage to ask her out, even though things didn't work out between me and her, it was still a positive experience and I learned alot about myself,

I hope you and her have a happy and long relationship that may blossom into a marriage. God Bless you user.

Don't get discouraged if she says no, keep trying to find your queen. The only time you lose in dating is when you quit looking for the one. Rejection isn't losing.

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try rosy_maple_moth or lewdmoth on twitter.
Or the inanimate object thread on /trash/

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MUH
what artist?
is there more?

...Well shit.
Uh.
Thank you.
Tell them uh
jesus
Thanks.

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>an user came out about a weird fetish, got guided around and enlightened in the short span of a late night slightly off topic thread
I live for this shit

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>fable 3 comes along
>bought only for the bed sex because i'm a degenerate by now

Jelly

Well I have a new fetish
This is the future

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Weight gain in fable

Don't forget to finish what you start.

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Play Girls' Frontline.

kys
Play the STALKER series
Try Anomaly.

tfw matched with a 6'3 cutie on tinder, and she doesn't care at all that I'm 5'8. we're supposed to get coffee this weekend

these images always made me unreasonably angry for whatever reason.

the grug side of my brain doesn't like seeing abuse like this

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iirc, Aka6

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>tfw coomed so much nothing gets me hard anymore
It's weird, the world looks so much different after being free of sexual desire.

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So you're okay with physical violence against women as talked about here
but not emotional violence? Or did you miss the ryona stuff?

>107 unique IPs
>surprised not everyone is into abuse
you’re not very sharp are you, son?

Ho man, I can't think that far ahead or I get butterflies and can't think straight. One foot in front of the other is the way for me.
I'll keep at it, you have the right attitude about this and I think I can too.

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your heart is too kind

That's good. Remember what I said, so you never get discouraged.

Anyways, I gotta head to bed man, I got college, my qt crush is there and I gotta make sure I am not falling asleep when she needs help with classwork.

Good luck with everything. I wish you the best.

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Scout slapping his butt in TF2
Any kind of lad talking with an accent
Male characters in underwear or taking showers

Yeah it's pretty just stuff like this that gets me.

I'm just making sure you're consistent motherfucker. I didn't see you raise any complaint about the physical torture ryona posts but if someone says one unkind word to their waifu they're worse than Neo-hitler. Grow a fucking pair faggot.

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>tfw a guy with a russian or german accent starts talking
unf

>fluffy shit

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you're weak

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This is my favorite image now, thank you for posting it.

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>tfw I am too kind hearted, one of my crushes said "what would you do if you found me tied up" that I replied with "I would untie you"

>tfw can't vibe with any chick that likes bondage because i see it as hurting them and hurting women kills my mood

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>fluffy shit
I still don't get what that shit is. That's probably for the better.

You're a good lad. You're going to make it.

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I cruise a lot of cursed image pages, so most of my computer is full of these. I believe I got it from it's orginal source, which was a twitter profile that spent money in a carnival to have this made lmao.

You're welcome

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I’m not even the same fag you were replying to, I’m just calling you a retard for being a retard. retard.

As a guy who's been around the stalker block, I have to ask what you see in that game that has to do with that. Particularly in anomaly, or as I like to call it, inventory management simulator with a side of poor gunplay.

>It’s meant to appear like a woman in a bdsm torture position
that one is wrong though.
she is supposed to be an upside down version of the birth of the venus.
the girl in bondage is a fan fetish.

I don't care who you are you autistic nigger faggot.

I always got hot and bothered by giant guys playing with tiny guys
One guy on Yea Forums recommended me a site with giant porn, and of course, 80% of it has vore
I don't know why, I can't explain, but this shit gets me as hard as it gets me disgusted

I kinda explains it away by "oh the guy consents and respawn, it's just some sort of extreme domination going on" but I can't help but feel weird.

hownew.ru

>"what would you do if you found me tied up" that I replied with "I would untie you"
Sounds like something out of a romance novel, I like it

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>tfw I like the "woman does whatever she wants with me" part of femdom but hate the "smell my feet or beat me senseless mistress part of femdom because of this

>tfw just want a woman to fufil her dreams on me but femdom is full of footfaggry and weird shit

>tfw one of my best dates that I ever had said this "I know women who would divorce their husbands to be with you."

I still think about this and it stopped me from crying too much from my last breakup.

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It has a lot of guns and I figure user would get a kick out of being able to roleplay with the repair system
Also idk if you played 3.0 but they fixed a decent amount of shit

the repair stuff got changed but theres still some bloat, they're planning on a way to fix inventoiry i need to sleep now fuck streamable.com/l4oib
You seem sweet, user.
Just keep looking for the right person

Cute and pure

>tfw my autism not understanding this woman has a kink moment is wholesome

I honestly were ever asked that same question again, I am going to reply with the same answer. now thanks to everyone.

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Fucking this

Cute mascot characters like Nopons in general, Morgana from P5 and Tama from WoFF make my pp hard.

Since the suit has many functions, imagine if it had a function to get you off when need be, while the voice soothes you and eases you into the mood

What the fuck is wrong with you? Get help.

my bf wants me to be like that
tell me your secrets

Gentle femdom is a thing but good luck finding someone like that.

God damn this.

idk what he likes, but playfully pushing him down and straddling him and kissing him would likely be good.

playful kissing of the stomach and neck works too

idk I am not your bf, it would be simple if you just ask him what would really get him going

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>tfw there aren't very women that do that.

It hurts desu. I sincerely doubt the type of girls i date (nerdy shy ones) would be this way but my first one was. (and I fucking miss that)

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He's too shy to tell me about it. But thank you.

>He's too shy to tell me about it.

that just means he wants you to force it out of him.

just think of things that would be cute and romantic but also racy.

You're welcome.

Man this is the 2nd time I have helped people with relationships in this thread. It's getting late and I should start heading off but the dopamine from (yous) is too much lol

It fucking sucks. Gentle femdom is all I want, but All you can find them wanting to be choked and beat or hardcore femdom of shit I don’t want, why do no girls want something simple like femdom but gentle

In the DOS days in the 90s, there was a game titled Solar Winds that I loved playing on my 386/486 system. At one point in the game you're communicating with some woman, and just the way she was drawn in that beautiful 2D pixel art made me suddenly horny as a 16yo when I first played it and I had to suddenly pause the game and furiously masturbate to her image while fantasizing about having her all alone aboard my ship.
Pic is of the game, but not her. Couldn't find any screens of that particular scene.

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I agree with this post. I would love if a girl just pinned me down and demanded to know what i like

HNG

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I just want to feel the weight of a girl against my chest, followed by the heavy breathing as she locks eyes with me.

This one, user?

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I see, it's starting to make sense now.

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>tfw all i want to to be pinned down and kissed

it shouldn't be as hard it is to find a girl who wants to do this to a guy.

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The atmosphere in VTM nightclub
The dark elf in TW: Warhammer 2 (but I think that because I'm a bondage fetishist)

>Facehugger death animation
>Hunter Gamma death animation

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cute flying mango, saved

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I seriously don’t get it, it shouldn’t be this hard. Why can’t they go that far with femdom while not going straight to foot, fart and piss stuff, it’s like there’s no fucking in between nowadays

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well it in context of femdom footfaggotry isn't weird at all, i knew a few dominant girls and they were all into feet stuff as well

it's just a part of her body, user, nothing wrong with with paying attention to her feet imo

Join Citra

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thanks user

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This, I can understand her shoving her feet in your face or sitting on your face. but it shouldn't go further than that.

Playfull jests and rough housing.

I just realized I'm describing a tomboy.

I am not saying like EW FEET

but like, I really don't want to be jerked off with feet. Feet is the mildest femdom sub genre but It's still gross to put her foot on your bare peepee. also, True gamers say no to cock and ball torture

though, I heard, when in the missionary position, it is good to kiss a woman's ankles as many women find that hot. (though I am not sure if that is true or not)

That place looks like a dump, I thought all of Japan was nice

Yeah a bit of feet stuff and facesitting is a okay, but past that no thank you, and if I could get myself a gentle tomboy GF id be fucking set

>tfw we all just want a gf who rough houses and is playful.

Women somehow got it in their minds that men hate foreplay

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is this a 9/11 joke

>Women somehow got it in their minds that men hate foreplay
That’s genuinely retarded if it’s gotten to that point

>This, I can understand her shoving her feet in your face or sitting on your face. but it shouldn't go further than that.
Same here. BDSM and stuff like pegging just isn't my thing.

we can make it one

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>That’s genuinely retarded if it’s gotten to that point

I think we've let go of the reigns.
We no longer act curt and polite. We never dress formally or respectively. And now we just jump straight to sex.

lets not guys, remember todays 9/11

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>tfw stereotypical chads ruined sex by speedrunning it

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Acting curt or polite gets you nothing but women getting pissy saying they don’t need help and they can do shit on their own. Any sort of true gentleman was thrown out the window long ago

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In all honesty any women that cannot accept help sound very childish.

not true actually, that was one of the complements I would always receive from dates and gfs alike.

The ones who get pissy aren't worth your time, find a woman who appreciates it.

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Source?
Also, what's weirder? So many vore/ryonafags and other such degenerates or the fact that my tastes are pretty vanilla despite browsing this site for 11 years and I only really like choking women in real life?

y'all motherfuckers need jesus

The problem is the shit state I live in, and I definitely can’t afford moving out of here

I genuinely don’t get it, I’d accept help from you, why can’t you do the same? What’s wrong with someone being nice enough to hold a door open for you?

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>What’s wrong with someone being nice enough to hold a door open for you?

Some people see that as a trade of sorts. They likely think they will be indebted to you.

Is this some cryptic message or something.

Cortana and a chick from high school are both in part a reason for why I have a thing for blue eyes.

That girl in high school especially had really light blue eyes I could stare into for hours (and probably would have if it wasn't awkward)
shit was fucking hypnotic
Wish I got up the nerve to ask her out at some point.

I understand that, be patient user, you will find the one when you are mean to.

I don’t even know what to say to that, that line of thinking is too out there for me to comprehend when it’s something that small

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>comprehend when it’s something that small
people are weird.
and society seems to train them to be weirder.

vore

I can only hope at this point, I’m gradually losing that. Maybe I’m destined to join the rankings of the sages at this rate.

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>fap to it once
>now it just disgusts me

If Hotwheels could avoid being a wizard, you can too user.

Who knows, I would say, don't you worry about hoes who don't appreciate kindness, go for the ones who appreciate it and say thank you.

It's sad that not many have this fetish. It delves easily into the footfag fetish, boobs and even ass fetish. It unites through dick unity.

>Hypnosis
>Unable to move through Snake bondage
>Multiple females beating up one guy and imagine myself being the lucky guy.

Holy shit, that's it!
*sighs*
*unzips*

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Never thought going into this thread it would make me feel slightly happy in the heart region

>ITT: Vidya things that aren't supposed to make you horny but do anyway
Kind and loving women and vanilla romance

Glad to be of assistance

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Different user, I forgot the name but it's on swfchan and you'd better bet your bottom dollar to turn down your volume.

>an user is reunited with his old fap
and thus, a more beautiful love story was never told.

just give me a hint.

Overall a really good and heartwarming thread for what was pretty much a mild COOMER thread, it's been pretty wholesome all and all. 3 Anons have their relationship issues solved and there has been cultured discussion about gentle femdom

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you're a retard

Nah.

nice

He is an optimist.

Porn that involve violence toward women, it can be something as light as a stomach punch or as heavy as getting stabbed and bleeding all over the place

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Tell me the last time you saw a media depict or even touch on the idea of foreplay. It doesn't exist in their playbook as a serious thing at all, and so society learns it's for losers or to be played for jokes (dominatrix on an unwilling male is one of their favorites)

There's little to be said about porn's effect on your penis, but oh boy, 40 years of pornographization of regular media's effect on our collective brains- you're going to need some protection going into that rabbit hole to be sure

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It’s always the truly cultured topics that very few get down and really talk about, it’s been fun, all in all, thanks for cheering me up somehow

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wear a suit
a suit is for a woman what sexy underwear is for a man

>an upside down version of the birth of the venus
Well then they fucked up.

You're welcome, I hope you have a great night and I hope whatever is going bad in your life goes away.

always remember happy day

>be into taller girls
>192cm (6'3") myself
Its suffering

yeah, thats for sure.

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>I genuinely don’t get it
might be because you're still pretty young

Women don't want help, they want someone to talk to, simple as that.
It's very difficult for men to realize this, because men only talk about their problems if they actually want help with them

Go for it user! Get your amazon waifu.

Find basketball and volley players.

what is that pic from

Im more into armors myself, stealthsuit from nv was cute.
But the hottest was goo armor trom CoC

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Yeah, even in my country national team there are like 2 girls taller than me. It aint easy, mate.

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Goddamn it, I just want to be a house husband so fucking bad.

Fuck I remember these sets they were the tits, these and the ice planet ones

Mining one will always be the objective best, in my subjective opinion.

War crimes

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When enemies who are attractive women explode, luckily it's super rare so I don't have to think about it much.

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>Play Bloodborne
>Get to Vicar Amelia on my third character and watch her intro cutscene
>Tfw the moment when she looks back at the end of the cutscene

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How do I stop being a huge pervert who gets boners over everything?

Came here to post this.

>no idea it was in game.
>discover the first room where they just cycle through the bloating animation but don't burst
>beat my dick to oblivion
>get to the twins, watch them explode
>dick is diamonds again
>beat my dick to oblivion once again this time watching them explode

Unironically could never get past that level without a meat beat sesh

I don't think that's healthy. Granted, I know shit about psychology, but it's like those people who say they hate gays so much but are secretly gay. I would never hurt a human being without a good reason, but if I girl wanted me to abuse her, then sure, why not.

Imagine having to go through Portal wearing something embarassing and Glados taunts you all along the way for it
H-haha that'd be stupid wouldn't it

Literally have sex, user.

I like tickling my best friend just to annoy her, because you can poke her just about anywhere and get her to giggle. I often don't even mean to tickle her. Shit's weird.

Thank god I'm not a tickle fetishist or shit would've been awkward.

How do I have sex?

I had sex recently. It changed nothing. What do?

Nothing

How do I find a girl I want to spend time with?

ONLY LOVE IS WITH US NOW

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It's canon Dala used to steal batteries back when she was human just because she got horny all the fucking time. They knew what they were doing.

SSRI

i have no fucking clue why

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lizzer

A fellow man of taste, I find.

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Don't open.

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>the grug side of my brain doesn't like seeing abuse like this
Same. It almost physically hurts on the inside seeing helpless people getting abused for no reason and makes me want to gut the one causing the pain. Took a fucking person suffering and dying to turn me 180 from being an edgy faggot.

Who fills their car up with milk?

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I'm always getting a raging boner when I'm getting married to a woman with good stats in Crusader Kings 2.

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FINALLY someone i can relate to, thank you brother. I love playing as Norse and finding women with high martial stats, making them shieldmaidens and then marry and breed them. God I love ck2

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>Hunt Showdown 1.0 came out like a month ago
>Added female characters
>Those moans and groans they make in general
>That soft breathing after they get tired from sprinting to much
Thanks Crytek

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Shit I forgot about best girl

That one time I was playing m&b with the warsword conquest mod. I started as beastman but then I got autistically obsessed with becoming a vassal of the empire at all costs just because the thought of the empire marrying one of their women to a beastman got me rock hard.

Can someone based turn this into a wojak meme please?

yknow how the mask of madness cosmetic makes drow ranger all twitchy in dota 2

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>Only one post about TF
for shame

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Female soldiers in MGSV. When that mod that genderswapped all the soldiers came out I almost creamed myself.

this

Teen Titans:
comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600061479

King of the Hill:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094067

Recess:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094035

Scooby Doo:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094223

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094224 (Same story but futa)

Weekenders:
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094327

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, there's a futa on male version as well

If you read any of them, let me know - I'd appreciate it

>please take this. I don’t want you to die

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stay on your containment board, Yea Forums

those enemies that kiss you in kirby

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>Welcome to Miami, 47.
Thats when my wiener becomes the big wienerr.

>meet this chick at lame ass party my friend forced me to go
Fast forward few years
>be married to her, have two children
>she's menager at some fancy big ass corp, working late almost everyday
>i've quit my small own buisness, full job dad now
>spend days playing with my kids, taking care of house (dont mind because mild ocd, my place have to always be tidy as fuck), cooking, vidya, and working out when kids are in kindergarden.
>Im basically genderbender perfect animu wife, even did dinner, bath or me few times
>no bulling, made it very clear that i wont take any bullshit
>kids adore me, my wife loves me and is emotionaly dependant on me
I think im living the dream. Also using "ill sleep on the couch" as a sure kill argument is powertripping as fuck.

Pic related

Why did you have to reawaken that one for me user

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Jiggle physics

on big fat men and their bellies

I know this feel

You will LOVE Skyward Sword then.

You're not alone

Man i miss Fi's autism.

Most of the time when I see a girl in a game I just think
>they're probably sweaty
>god imagine the smell

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>whenever HER calls you a good puppy in RUINER

>tfw owned a swiss army knife ever since I was a teenager
>use it almost every day, helped me out in a lot of situations, regularly use it when working with computers or when I go camping, it's still sharp as shit
>start viewing it as a incredibly reliable friend and get upset if I misplace it or someone else tries to use it

help
i think i just have a fetish for really reliable tools, I also own a T420 Thinkpad for years that I also view closely as my SAK.

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>Giant monster enemy has a stomp attack

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When jogging I would imagine the wind was trying to encourage me to push myself. I knew it was autistic but everytime the wind pushed my back, it felt like someone was trying to keep me going.

>My job's been giving me the runaround on a promotion and it's been pissing me off
>Fiancee's career is starting to take off
>If all goes well, she'll make twice as much as I do, twice as fast.
>I prefer doing the cooking anyway

Fuck. I wonder if that's where I'm headed too.

>super mario sunshine
>petey piranha
I didn't like learning that about myself.

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>it’s a giant girl

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THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEE

Alchemists

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based

Well user, i dont know you, so har to tell, but heres my advise. Do NOT let her, well, im bad with english idioms, dominate you? Dont take any shit from her, but be so dependable and useful that she will be afraid of losing you. Thats what im doing and im really enjoying it. 90% of women has daddy issues, even if most is unaware of that. Use it.

same haha

man, i was looking all over the thread to make sure i wasnt alone.

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>new vegas, doing a "butcher pete",
knife all women run
>sneak into goodsprings saloon
>take out sunny smiles and trudy
>move them into the back room
>reflexively loot all
>now in their underwear
>get tingle
>prop them onto the desk face down legs hanging over edge
>start cutting into them
>limbs start comin off
>rock hard and beatin it
>keep whackin till head and all limbs are off with two bloody torso's left
>keep hackin, whackin, choppin my meat
>finished, see what i did, deleted the save, turned off the game, went into deep contemplation

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YOU NEED TO KEEP HACKIN' PETE

>Boss targets female characters with status ailments

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The fucking song had BETTER be playing in the background the entire time user.

>FLIP THAT RECORD OVER YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET

>playing some mahjong
>game is going alright
>get horny
>deal in
>get even hornier
>at some point start jacking off and purposefully dealing in imagining there would be sexual punish games

>having a woman as a friend
cuck

When you can ragdoll fuck around w dead female characters n shit, i cant explain why, it feels wrong tho

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OP said things that aren't supposed to be horny.

How can i achieve this level of winning in life? You're a fucking legend

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This is the only thing I know about this series

GTA IV. When you shoot a civilian not quite enough to kill them, and they lay there on the ground breathing heavily, dying.

Ay man you seem like a top geezer, have a good one ennit

I WANT to fuck this orb.

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Unironically this, someone with a serious answer please?

Had sex, still get hard at kissing
>tfw emotional shit gets me hard
Not really sure how to feel about it desu

In that one they also drag away the still living women into portals, presumably to hook them up to their living rape machines half the games feature or the sentient penis monsters from returns.
Duke's weird at times

cute

Huh. It all makes sense now.

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Get ready for snu-snu user. She's a fetishizer and only wants you for your body.
You can turn her into a wife

I was mostly lucky i guess.
It started as mutually beneficial relationship, but ive started to love her for real after some time. It was similar for her i guess. From what she told me, most of her coworkers are jelly as fuck. On the last integration party she didnt leave me for second, clinging to me like someone could steal me. It was cute as hell.
I think it comes from how shizophrenic modern women are. They are told that career is only way to be fulfilled, but deep down they still need family, children etc. For them, guy like must be jackpot i guess. Also, daddy issues.
But im a simple man, i might be wrong.

>tfw 4'6
>women can mandhandle me
life is suffering

more like blatantly lied. The audiologs between the proto-GLADos and the CEO guy are definitely more BDSM torture then inverted classical art.

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I thought I was the only one. I know that feel.

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God, I was so mad when I learned you had to turn her human to romance her.
She's just adorable as a bot

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You never know what life has hidden from you, so many opportunities. I wish i could be like you, being a housebando is my goal.

>Game has an old, non humanoid female character
>Her voice sounds like pure sex

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WHY ARE DRAGONS SO HOT AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yikes
nothing worse than herbivore guys

>Dianosed autistic
>Thank the wind for pushing me
>Thank the rain for not being heavy on work days; ask if it if can chill if its being too much
>Say I understand if it can't
>Often out loud
Often I question if I'm autistic but then I do shit like this

>herbivore
I definetly dont feel like one, but if you say so, lad.

I genuinely believe the reason her VA didn't return for Artifact was because someone showed her how much people jerk off over her work and she's a pure Christian girl that won't support more of it.

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>Dragons
But that's a wyvern dummy

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>Try this once
>Not remotely erotic
>Begin to treat it like I'm revolver ocelot and find her exact breaking point.

I feel like I missed out on my calling. which is probably for the best.

I've wanked to some pokemon so much that I associate them with porn now.

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YAMATE

>thats a very common fetish

Not really, maybe the vanilla version, but that doesnt work as a fetish, so you good luck with this, youre actually fucked

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Removing the shoes and socks of female characters always got me hard :/

yes i can

best icon in vidya

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Late reply, I know, but you should go and read Tsugumomo.

Games that let you enter women's bathrooms as a man like Mario Sunshine.
Being in claustrophobic spaces too, especially rooms with prison bars.

glados is so fucking cool

non-humans with female features, yes I'm that degenerate

It's a popular fetish. Called "ebony".

>be 13
>hey this spiderman game is awesome
>get to the venom boss fight
>he does this out of nowhere
What were they thinking? Was this supposed to be haha funny or was there some totally spies-esque nefarious shit going on?

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Backs are sexy as hell. The shoulder blades, that crevice that runs along the length of the spine. There's still a good look or hint at the hip-waist ratio, and it teases boobs which just makes eventually seeing boobs all the more special.

delete this

Cute manakete girls obliterating everything. I don't even know why this particular thing turns me on, it has nothing to do with my usual fetishes.

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mine's better

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Ew! Who would want Venom's tongue to lick your face while your helplessly trapped in symbiote goo!
ha
ha

And what I search for?j I doubt that searching alone with Ryona will be easy

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>fiancee got promoted so longer hours sometimes
>passive income allowed me to go part time
>plan to have kids after we get married soon
>monday was the first long shift
>warm feeling inside when cooking and preparing bath
>told cooking was great and bath was nice, really nice = insides burning up
I had no idea I wanted to be a house husband this bad, your post helped me decide.
Thanks.

Holy shit is this still going on?

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i remember that
i was too young to understand or jack off to it but i remember putting spiderman in the venom suit and pretending he was a smaller female venom trying to escape a raging male one
he makes a little "hnng" noise when he grabs you, between a small sigh and a relieved gasp
i'd keep trying to climb the walls so he would grab me and drag me down then grab and lick me repeatedly until i died
it felt naughty and intriguing somewhere deep inside and back then i didn't understand why

>Battle girl Sophie
Absolutely based and ryonapilled, did the other chapter ever fucking come out?

I feel you
>tfw I had this friend, and we regularly talked about degenerate shit, but then he disappeared last April and nobody’s seen him since
Dave, if you’re here, Xavier and I miss the hell out of you

>tfw you die and all you hear is the sound of her spamming stimpaks

My ex was like this. I still miss her.

You fags are living the dream. Cherish every fucking moment and never take anything for granted, you hear?

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The scene from pokemon Mystery dungeon explorers of Sky where you and your partner and grovyle are tied up and the sableyes are slowly moving forward towards you is where I figured out I had a bondage fetish

that is the cringiest thing I've seen all day never post again
also neck yourself

it's funny to me that you'd consider someone alpha for having only male friends lol

source pls, the other guy didn't deliver

imouto rampage

Are you sure, can't find it on swfchan.

make us proud you lucky son of a bitch

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this thread is a lot more wholesome than I was expecting

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not really

I feel

FPBP

god speed, king.

I'm kinda fond of sakifox because he made crackle cradle and I played that shit a lot

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>girl beats/beats up guy
reverse ryona is for elite intellectuals

except when sjw trash does it. as much of a sub i am and despite how much i love strong women, its amazing how badly liberals fuck it up

Yuri ryona > reverse ryona > dogshit > ryona.

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That's definitely deliberate
>grasping at the wooden spike that's impaled her through the jaw
>not being literal porn that the normies haven't figured out yet

Same with her being an autistic spree killer in 2 and 3, it's hot on purpose.

Glad i could help, wish you well, user.
Just one thing to remember, never forget that you are a man. In the end, women still need our support. You have to be that unshakable pillar of a family. Also, carrots, not stick. You will get it. Most women dont.
And laugh at faggots who call you herbivore or shit like that. They are jelly.

>incels can't dominate for shit so they fantasize and c00m about it
lmao go get laid

>/Hmofa/ggotry
Kys incel cringe cockworshipper

dilate

Please tell me he eats her after that

>Playing Victoria 2
>Civil war starts
>Managed to keep every state but Georgia and Virginia in the Union
>mfw burning Atlanta and Richmond to the ground

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male ryona

what's the vidya equivalent to that one orc on human mpreg amputation doujin?

>filename
You're okay Uncle Billy.

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>tfw bae startles you when you go back to the game after a long time but makes it up to you by handling your drug addictions for you

Absolutely best girl

>irl female friends give you commands and calls you a good boy
>playful fighting
>sits on my while playing my games
>fall asleep in 69 position, clothes, her facing away, end up with her pajamas butt in my face all night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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She looks like a better design of female Terry Bogard.

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Think of that cartoon horse show but if the horses were pint-sizes and the fans had sadistic god complexes.

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>horny thread
>turns into an incel thread
>turns into a wholesome thread
fucking how

Based.

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>this thread
>wholesome
You really need to reevaluate your life.

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I got distracted by the anons talking about how much they love their wives.

but boomers hate their wives

Boomers can kiss my ass.
Don't you know millenials have been getting married for a while now?

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