Why do they call it the Xbox one?

because can only be ONE number ONE

You suck and fuck it

sneedbox one

When you see it you turn one degrees and walk away.

>When you sneed it you turn one degrees and walk away.
There fixed it for you.

>not a sneed 60

This sneed meme is very unfunny. I get that it must have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck". it's not funny.

*Sneeds internally*

I wonder how many sneedposts have been made on the xbox one's internet browser?

X Box One X = XBOX

get sneeded

Can we just ignore these Sneedshitters and talk about videogames? Here are a few of my favorites, in no particular order:

Sly Cooper
Need for Sneed
Everquest
Everquest II (formerly Everquest)
Destiny
Simpsons Skateboarding

Farming Simulator
Electroplankton
Earthworm Jim
Dark Souls

Ark
Neverwinter Nights
Demon Souls

Sim Cityslicker
Elebits
Ed Edd N' Eddy Online
Darksiders

Why can't the nintendo and xbox be like playstation and put the current number at the end?

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this thread has a simpsons image as the OP so probably not SNEED SNEED SNEED

>Why do they call it the Xbox one?
Because that's how many games it has lol

kek fuckn roasted m8

cause Xbox was taken

I don't know either, they haven't won anything!!!

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It's the only One (console) you'll ever need after you've bought Skyrim on PC, PS3, Xbox 360, PS4, and Switch, you have haven't you user?

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Because it's the last one they'll make

Me on top

Xbox One was more of a PS3 than the PS3 ever was, lol. Literally the only exclusive worth having is a compilation.

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They came full circle. 360 degrees = 0 degrees, so the next number is 1