Sooooo

Friends. (see:the characters)
retrogames.cz/manualy/N64/Banjo-Kazooie_-_Nintendo_64_-_Manual.pdf

kazzoiw got the hots for him but banjo is clueless and she doesnt want to ruin a good thing

Fuck the breegull.

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They're friends. You were already told this you fucktard, think of a more creative way to make your Banjo/Kazooie thread.

Back when Nintendo made websites for all their games, they had one for BK that said Banjo found Kazooie's egg, hatched it, and raised her. Which makes him her...dad? I guess?

Probably not canon, though.

Banjo is the straight man and Kazooie is the wise guy.

Casual lovers

So was Diddy Kong Racing just a test ground to find the characters that people liked to make games from? Because the rest became complete whos.

Probably not. Banjo was first, then when it got delayed Rare slapped him and a bunch of other characters in an old version of RC Pro AM 64 and churned out Diddy Kong Racing in a few months.

Random moocher that just decided to live in his house.

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Kazooie likes smoocinhg banjo.

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They love each other, isn’t that enough to know? Leave them alone.

They obviously have a George and Martha style relationship. Lovers disguised as best friends.

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A couple of besties

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YOU JUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

>sidekick
kazooie does the majority of the duo's moves in both kazooie and tooie

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The bird eats ticks that latch onto the bear

Why do you assume Kazooie isn’t the hero and Banjo the sidekick?

youtube.com/watch?v=FiSH-s0_2Mg

a partnership that goes beyond "friendship" or "love"

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jesus that's so gross haha

banjo has top billing
it's never "Robin and Batman"

He's her Banjo, and she's his Kazooie.

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Kazooie pilots Banjo like in Ratatouille

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so they're nakama

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Is this drawn by the same person who did that Incest Rape comic? Kazooie looking real similar there.

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I'm not sure, I found it on Yea Forums

Kazooie is his best friend and Banjo is MY boyfriend.

dunno about the incest rape comic but this one is drawn by morbi, a giant homosexual

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Cute!

>we will never get Banjo Threeie using these brand new models.

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i wonder what it smells like haha
so gross lol

>morbi
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Actually the artist I was thinking about was Swain. He did the Secret, and the sister in that looks like what I would think a human Kazooie would look like.

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Thanks man, really appreciate it

Thanks Doc

Dom and sub. Trust me, my dad works for Banjo Kazooie

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Do we have a 'NO WAY FAG' edit of banjo and kazooie yet?

Like, I can't even imagine them dating anybody else. If one of them does then the other will HAVE to come along too and the third person will get jealous. They literally can't stand being separated.

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Banjo is too innocent to know what sex is.

Kazooie, however, will fuck anything that moves.

The best Alt

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Grant Kirkhope actually shared and image like that on Twitter then shortly deleted it. It was quite funny, I will have to look for it.

I now want to see Doomguy pund Vanilla.

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It could be poly, but Banjo will always be my special honey bear.

This.

Have to agree.

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Didn't Kazooie get sent to some sort of catholic church for being a brat and after some abuse she escaped ran into Banjo? Maybe I'm thinking if something else.

why the FUCK do the other third parties not have alts on this level
are you telling me fucking microsoft was easier to work with than sega or square when it came to recoloring their fucking characters, that shades of blue shit on sonic looks absolutely pathetic compared to banjo's alts

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Apparently both Tip-Tup and Pipsy were from canceled games

The fag-dyke relationship

Does it bother anyone else how cheery Kazooie is in Smash? Its a total nitpick, but she seems to just have had Banjo's personality copy/pasted onto her. I don't think she would clap upon a loss. She would shoot a raspberry at the winner, while Banjo clapped, unaware.
I guess Bowser, Wario, and Gdorf wouldn't clap, either, though, so fuck me.

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i still don't get what this is supposed to be, a grunty alt? what are the others supposed to be? i don't remember exactly what the banjo alts from tooie's multiplayer looked like, but i'm pretty sure none of them were used in smash

None of them were used in Smash
Grunty, Mumbo, and Boggy are all referenced in Banjo's alts, the rest are Smash originals.

i think its half the mutiplayer alt and half a grunty alt, the striped pants match her scarf and the actual colors resemble one of the tooie multiplayer colors

Honestly I think Kazooie is just genuinely having the time of her life in Smash. Her favorite parts of the games always seemed to be the boss battles, and now she gets to full time beat the hell out of people.

Just friends who have been through some tough times.

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Lifelong good friends. Could maybe end up becoming a couple and marrying eachother while otherwise living exactly the same, but just as likely to not.

Yeah every character is a particularly good sport in smash

I have to agree with this

Two bodies One soul

Kazooie has always been cheery in her high res renders and the health bar so I think it's consistent. Plus in the trailer she shows more of her indifferent attitude.

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>the striped pants match her scarf
FUCK how did i not see this
i guess i get it now

Why does 90% of my learned Japanese vocabulary come from vanilla and not vanilla :?( --> :c ( fan art? I mean I'm not losing any momentum, but i'd appreciate some more variety?

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It's a mix between this and Grunty. I don't really understand the other alts either aside from boggy. I wish they put more effort in them

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BK has been rotting away at MS aside from that one time they got let out for sonic all star racing. Damn right she's cheerie

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They are all references to something, just some are a bit more obscure then others

That sounds like something from my human headcanon.

That's a fucking porn comic

Of course Microsoft is easier to work with. Especially considering that the Xbox brand is staffed by people with a deeper understanding of the desires of their consumers. I really do wonder why the XBONE launched the way it did, I guess Xbox is just more pro consumer than their parent company and they were pressured into the draconian spying shit by the higher ups? It seems likely considering Windows 10

Kazooie only fucks Banjo! Sluts are shit!

Cute soft breegull.

The Xbox One flop was a result of poor strategy and hubris. That entire team is practically gone, with Don Mattrick being fired that year afterward.

The Xbox team now is honestly incredible and I say that having not owned an Xbox in like 5 or 6 years.

Close to the point of inseparable, but without a single romantic thought in their heads

Still can't believe this harmless fanart caused a couple of autists to have a spurge out

How so?

Also wondering this

Mother and daughter

Two best friends who support each other through everything. Banjo assured Kazooie it was alright to be trans and shouldn't hide that side

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>I really do wonder why the XBONE launched the way it did
sony took advantage of the always-online/game-sharing backlash, even though they were probably about to do the same shit if not for the e3 rage

im surprised that he wrote that inverted the mad man

Someone post that video with steve eating kazooie's corpse and doing a floss while raping banjo

>durka
>durka
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>durka
Was Kazooie trying to warn us about 9/11? Happy 9/11 guys, fuck work and fuck cops!

>Falco snuggles kazooie
>Banjo threatens to maul him

Diaper backpack

The rest are colors from tooie multiplayer and the blue banjo is referencing the Split Up pads.

The black one is based on Bottles, isn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=ub46uT3VN1c

they share a grave

Kazooie "adopted" Banjo according to his creator Gregg. Kazooie helps keep Banjo (who is easy-going and good-natured) from being taken advantage of, by being aggressive and extremely straight forward when someone is obviously trying to take advantage of Banjo's friendly demeanor, and in return, Banjo is a jolly bear who both helps keep Kazooie's sharp tongue in check and will put himself between her and anyone she might have angered without a second thought. They balance each other out perfectly, he's helping her become a better person (bird) and she's helping him become a bit more assertive and less of a doormat.

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