Would you?

don't bother lads, its tumblr trash

>Lead pesterquest writer wanted to give the kids canon races but Hussie told them no

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Stop user, you're reminding me of better days.
youtube.com/watch?v=YoWNYzwDYvs

>yfw Homestuck 2

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If Homestuck characters looked like that I would actually give a shit about it.

Yes I would coom inside

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None lewd

So how bad will the Jade chapter be? What suffering will What Pumpkin put my girl through?

>girl
Read the epilouges fampai

MSPA Reader will accidentally rape her.

>read the epilogues
No.

>game have 2 ending
>normal ending where the protag beats the final boss
>good ending is when the protag forgive the final boss and become friends
>normal ending is the canon one
What game do this?

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anyone got the uncensored sauce for this, Yea Forumsros?

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i don't know a thing about this shitty series but yes i want to fuck the white and purple lesbian

> 2.5 million
so did this finally come out? and did it live up to the expectations. I stopped reading the comic after problem sleuth

No. I dont want to embarrass myself. I know I will just sit in silence or make awkward small talk. Bye now!

What you're talking about is Hiveswap. Yes it did come out. Part 1 anyway.

The concept is supposed to be 2 interconnected games that are 4 parts each.

It met expectations for people whose expectations were in line with reality; if course you have nutsos thinking it was going to be some Elder Scrolls tier massive game, but it was a good next step for the Homestuck universe.

But part 2 is delayed most likely because of budget issues so they've been doing VN spinoffs instead

Doesn’t matter, it’ll be horrible

John fucks terezi in a car and then dies
Jade grows a dog dick
Rose becomes an alcoholic
Dave becomes a raging homo for Karkat and a SJW
Since pesterquest has something to do with the epilogues if you consider Dirk's easter egg message, them that means the epilogues are 100% canon and you can expect a shitshow

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i wouldn' be surprised if they did another kickstarter for hiveswap

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Toby? Toby Fox? Is that you?

Toby, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Toby Fox. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Toby, being that you're about 28 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Undertale, Toby Fox, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Toby, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Toby, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Hiveswap. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

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>Tentacle the rapist
I don't know what's this from but I aint into that shit

what's this picture from?

Its from homestuck and its Tentacle therapist but she obviously means the joke

I absolutely fucking refuse, especially after what you just implied.

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Oh I never watched homestuck, guess that's why I don't get any of these threads.

don't worry, she's just a dogdick futa.
It's roxy who transitions.

Why in the fuck did they ruin such a perfectly good character by making them trans?

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Don't forget her dog penis makes her miserable because she wants kids.

> don't worry, she's just a dogdick futa.
Oh. Well, I guess I should have expected that b-
> It's roxy who transitions.
Oh...

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HOLY SHIT

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Did Hussie even write the epilogue or did he just shirk it off on that one Cohen hack he let drive Hiveswap into the ground do it?
I hear Hussie just does drugs all day and sits inside and I don't find it hard to believe.

Cohen was fired years ago, it was ipgd and a fanfic writer who handled most of the epilogues

Roxy actually has thoughts about transitioning in Candy, but once she marries John and has a kid, she suppresses those thoughts. and just copes with being a woman. In Meat however, when John goes to fight Lord English, she's left unchecked, and goes full tranny.

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> Candy
Cool. I always thought they had fun interactions.
> Meat
Lame

Hm. I thought that Cohen guy was still at What Pumpkin. I'm not sure why Hussie trusted him with anything in the first place. Maybe I'll check out the Epilogues then.
Maybe.

If it helps make more sense, her exposure to Calliope might have something to do with it, since she just spouts more of that genderfluid crap.

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Why would someone who's shown to be totally fine with being a female just suddenly try to be a transman?

In the actual Homestuck Roxy didn't even reveal anything toward her friends about wanting to be a tranny or envying males. I mean, I guess a bullshit excuse about her transitioning in order to attract Dirk could work but it's never mentioned. Hussie is fucking bullshitting.

...

I can't believe people fucking READ this garbage. MEAT CANDY and snapchat were all abject failures.
After seeing the snapchat how did you justify reading the 'really real for real this time' epilogues

The writer clearly wanted to fuck Rose.

Wholesome

Because they're all we've got until the "really for real this time" epilogues.

Bi

Anime girl make game good

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Its 100 calliope spouting her cherub bs.

But its banned there tho

>Why would someone who's shown to be totally fine with being a female just suddenly try to be a transman?
There have been some trans Roxy headcanons floating around well before the epilogues, deducting that Roxy was mtf based on their overt girlyness to be a compensation for their natal gender. Which sounds buttfuck retarded.

But she became an ftm in the epilogues, which reversed things, which made the people who held those headcanons butthurt, which is what truly makes me happy. Still though, I don't know why she's trans. Fucking hussie.

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John is trans now so get fucking used to it. Its like twitter doesnt give a crap avout the story and characters, just a playground where they can change anyone's gender when they are bored.

I don't want anything. The series is over. The epilogues are non-canon and I'm not talking meta-story canon I'm talking fuck ghost writers and fuck nu-Hussie I refuse to accept them

>he bought the june meme
June Egbert is nowhere to be found, my lad. It's entirely fanon. Hussie is trolling hstwitter.

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I don't trust any of it until we get past the Dave route.

I cant never fucking tell when the douchebag is serious or not, I have read all the books comments and I feel I know less about hussie and the comic

Ready for le abusive adult?

JESCUS FUCKING CHRIST

Only in a perfect world

I fully expect Dave to do nothing but angst about sexuality.

Yea Forums and /aco/ are basically the only boards on the site Homestuck isn't banned from.

Yes, that's including /trash/.

It'll keep implying that she doesn't wear underwear.

> budget issues
> a game with 2.5 mill raised
and history repeats itself, another kickstarter scam.

We are banned from here but jannies are so new and dumb they dont realize this is a homestuck thread.

>2.5 million for a two hour "adventure" game

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>Karkat goes balls deep on Meenah

At least that part was good with the Epilogues

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Someone stole the money.

They stole 400k of it, and they were shady to begin with. Stop defending Hussie, all the bad things in Hiveswap's development were his fault directly. He mismanaged absolutely everything.

I am not defending that piece of shit, just stating facts

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Lets see some lewd homesluts then, only thing HS is good for now.

no

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He wrote the Obama part with Dave which is also the best part

>the best part
shit taste

the best part is the KINO sniper scene

I'd fuck Jade, even if she apparently now has a dog dick

Id let jade fuck me after she enlarges herself.

>dave is now gay and abandons his wife
Worst part

not the best song but i like
youtube.com/watch?v=EdCZ1kKzb8A
but maybe that's because of big ol condy titties as the album art

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The plot thicken

Obama playing Sburb and having his consciousness splintered into a hologram sounds exactly like something Hussie would write

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Oh nice, I've been kinda looking forward for the thread lately.
I've got up to part 6 but the most fun I've been having with HS is thinking about how stuff works and theorycrafting. I already know about what will happen but will I get more stuff to sate my autism inbetween the shit parts?

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homestuck.com/story/2705

Rereading now I remember Kanaya was a huge fucking bitch. Maybe she never stopped being one? Thats the reason she never talks anyone but Rose? She thinks everyone is dumb but her?

Based Hussie
Because they're white but making them all actually white would make trannies have a shitstorm

Kind of? Yes? The myth and lore shit is really well hidden but its there

No, see, they're "a-racial"

she's just a snooty horny bitch

Yeah. John should knock her up.

kanaya kind of stopped having a personality in act 6

the nympho is going to need to fuck SOMETHING after her fucktoy is gone

>tentacleTh-
Oh fuck yes

What is this?

Thick eyebrows and short hair are the best.

I want to tame Vriska with my dick.

it's a bottle of vodka, sorry pedo

Best girl so absolutely.

homestuck.com/story/2741

You know, maybe Dave actually fucking knows how to run an economy? Like maybe more than Jade and Dirk, his fucking quest was about saving the economy.

>John fucks terezi in a car and then dies
Living the dream.

Why do you faggots keep forcing homestuck friends?

Doesn't matter when he's too pussy to ever do that.

Well that explains the degeneracy.

His quest was just about mastering stable time loops. Think Primer, if you've seen it.
He didn't save the economy or need to know anything other than buy low, sell high. He was effectively just inside trading.

I was interested because of the nice artstyle then I learned it's homeshit
Eww no thanks

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Oh shit, you are right. Sburb is a pretty good teacher, shame everyone fucking ingores its and just decide to cheat.

>Looks interesting
>But I let other other people make my own opinions for me
Faggot

Not Jade, Jade was a good girl and did her quest.

They skipped most of it, I mean she never got her spacey powers without god tier.

Some jap game dev on twitter @kyu_fu

She did actually. When Dave comforts her because she's underleveled he tells her that she's going to be doing a lot of teleporty shit when he meets up with her. She didn't skip any of her quest too. She bred the frogs and restarted the forge by fucking Dave, all proper elements of her quest.

>watching rev's reading
>open up the chat
>close it immediately
holy fuck i've never seen actual retards voicing their brainlet opinions on homestuck before

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That's because you've been here. The current homestuck fandom is straight up dumb as shit.

Don't know fuck all about this, but the girl in OP is cute as fuck.

>other people make my own opinions for me
Fuck you, when did I imply that.
Why don't you contract more sexual diseases from those cons you go to, you godless sicko

Dave is a victim of toxic masculinity, for sure. His bro's the culprit.

I thought Dave's thing initially was his dumbass irony. Also being Hussie's self insert.

Daily reminder that Hitler and the holocaust are literally integral parts of the Homestuck canon.

Remember when Dave was good, I sure don't.

Makes me wonder if there were many sessions going on at the same time during the kids game.

He started out as my favorite, but then he just got worse and worse. Same as Karkat which would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking stupid.

What a good girl, I guess John also did the windy thing before god tier.

Its just Trolls that sucks.

>John is a transexual now because the idea of a single straight character made people uncomfortable

These faggots have 0 reading comprehension or critical thinking so they just eat up whatever hussie wants to shill in the moment

Dave thing was his hero complex ,wanted to be a hero but he is so ridden by insecurities that needs to put the irony thing first to not show he is scared shitless.

Hussie kinda forgot that and went le abusive parent for reasons.

Yes, sburb makes a bunch of sessions. Its just that the kids was the most important.

Daily reminder that Hitler also canonically did nothing wrong

She won't get bred, not even once.

All Cherubs Are Bastards
>Implying that June won't be John's dauther

That's what it was. Been a while since I read it. Shame what he ended up doing to both him and Bro.

Hussie doesnt have the balls to piss off sjws now.

How horrible

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I still dont understand how dave is toxic masculinity

Im sure Rose is described as pale and Terezi compared Dave to an stereotipical 90s kid

Because um he made gay jokes towards Tavros.

She's thirteen.

Does that even make sense?
Like, that means it took John one evening alone to fully change her mind
Meat is like one day, Candy is fucking years

Thats not toxic masculinity, thats just homophoby and thats reaching.

Toxic masculinity is about male intrinsic values and behaviour, you can be a toxic male and be gay as fuck. Do these people even know the terms they fucking coin?

The Haloween snapchat were cool
What the fuck were the ones with Jane and Rox all about? Does that even come back?

It's almost as if the term itself is vapid and worthless

When the fuck are we getting the other characters now? 2 weeks?

The snapchats were both cancelled and absolutely retconned. In the sense that they are no longer canon or endorsed by WP.

>any snap was cool
Time to kill yourself, friend.

fucker lucked out getting to bang fishwife

And already totally desperate to get pressed down and knocked up by Dave.
Jesus christ hussie.

John doing a Problem Sleuth cosplay with pose included is cool, fuck you
It reminds me of the times when things were good and a happy ending for John was possible

Snapchat?

Different snaps, those are canon since they are the credits.

>clicked some cute VN looking girl
>it's actually homestuck
I really enjoy problem sleuth back in the day, but homestuck looked a little too weird for me and I checked out. That shit still has content coming out? What the fuck? Is it even worth trying to catch up?

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God no. Stop reading at Act 5.2 and then just fap to porn of Jade and Rose.

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post 'em, losers

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Depends on whether you're willing to get invested, and then throw it all away because anything past a certain point is dramatically worse and will taint your experience.

absolutely worth catching up at least up to the retcon

voidy mage here

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>That one guy on your team who just says "Fuck this, I'm out" when the game goes on for too long

Can someone else do the frog breeding?

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>believing hussie wont do that just for woke points when hes already retconned his characters being white and every canon relationship is gay with the kids.

>space player
>ignoring breeding
Sorry lass, you're in it for life now.

I see there's a consistent opinion that shit falls off. Is it 5.2 as the first user mentioned? How long would all that take to read, approximately?

H
B
S

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It's definitely good up to Act 6. Ymmv after that, I found it good right up until a major character's death was undone in the most retarded way possible.

Epilogues were definitely shit. Only thing I'm looking forward to in this franchise now is Hiveswap and Hauntswitch, but that's undoubtedly going to let me down too

Retcon is the objective point of no return, end of 5.2 is just the high point of the comic

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>homestuck
No thanks
I'll look at the porn later tho

Commission it

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I want a blind girl so bad bros you have no idea.

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That was obviously a trap set up by Dirk dude.

Eyyyy what up

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So what was up with the epilogues anyway? Were people right about then just being Hussie flipping the bird at the idea of a story needing to give closure to everything instead of just the main plot? Is it true they're both basically not important because Hussie put out just two possibilities with no intention for either actually being seen as the true ending to shut people up?

Or was that just a load of Yea Forumspe and they're canon, intended conclusions?

Posting Katnep in case Katnep user can't make it.

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Sorry, this is a Karezi thread.

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From what I know, its kind of a stupid joke about the "canon" being fucked up and they have to fix it, then its just a bunch of dumb shit thats supposed to be like a fanfic.
Pesterquest hints that something similar will happen to it, and will most likely be more build up for the next part of homestuck.

>Karkat with anyone

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Has anyone ever called Vriska a dork for wearing glasses?

Not anyone who didn't get fed to spidermom.

stop making me masturbate to Rose

we postin homosuck stuff?

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Sounds like someone's jealous.

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Should have been TherapistTentacle

incel game for incel zoomers.

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quality wise it felt the same as anything else post act 5 act 2 (see: unimpressive and unnecessary) and its purpose was a blatant setup for homestuck 2

at this point homestuck is just an old hand-me-down box with toys in it. i already had my fun with them, but i still want to see if anything interesting happens with them.

How accurate is this?

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Cute Aradia.

Dave was forced into irony by his bro. You can clearly see that he only ironically likes the dudebro schick from 90% of his dialogue.

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dude bonds lmao

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can you romance rose as a dude

I need to fix hussie's biggest mistake

I wouldn't really call it romance

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>karezi
Oof, looks like someone didn't get the memo.

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where MAKING THIS HAPEN Yea ForumsROS.................

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You can't just swap Huss and Toby, it makes no sense

he's from a parallel universe

homestuck blows

HAPENING

I wish Rose blew me

this but with Vriska

Holy fuck I went to sleep, woke up and somehow this thread is still up
Mods just gave up didnt they
Well I mean, pesterquest IS a videogame

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