The Witcher 3 Thread

Who is better than Triss and Yen?

gonna jack off just to spite ya

>vagina
stevencarson

We avin a c◦◦m in ere?

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Hey who made that anyway, love me some high quality futa

>American accent in an ocean of European stereotypes

Sticks out like pregnant pole dancer in a gentleman's club.

fuuuuuck, imagine the taste of her armpits

Random farmers daughter is probably better than those two counts, but Yea Forums only thinks with their dicks and tries to make all sorts of excuses and justifications about the characters when it boils down to Yenfags wanting mommy milkies to step on their balls and Trissfags wanting a big titty fuck doll that won't challenge them

>when it boils down to Yenfags wanting mommy milkies to step on their balls and Trissfags wanting a big titty fuck doll that won't challenge them
I'm fine with that reality and personally I'm on team yen.

Is there a big butt girl in TW3?

Fucking coombrains are fucking shit. Fuck off with your bait-mod approved threads.

seething low-test cuck

POST HER FUCKING PENIS ALREADY

that isn't even triss

Thank G*d for crops, am I right?

I like her. She's at least better than Yennefer

spbp

Yen is such a cunt

armpussy is showing already

cute

>every "meme" on Yea Forums now is just some variation of wojak

That's how you know this place is actually dead.

Is it true that people only like Yen because they're mommyfags?

>>every "meme" on Yea Forums now is just some variation of wojak

>That's how you know this place is actually dead.

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Yes and there's absolutely nothing wrong about that.

yes

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Pretty much, the two girls were made to appeal to opposite ends of the sexual fantasy spectrum, Yen is for femdom fags that want to call her mommy while she pegs them and Triss is for fags that want a submissive object and not a person

Where's the

Reminder Yens true form is a hunchback so ugly her parents couldnt even sell her into prostitution

What about Anna Henrietta fags?

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Almost, but remove the pegging part.

>remove the pegging part.
NO

NTR

>those thin thighs
>no hips

eh

It's crude and the opposite of gentle mommyness

>that model

Okay post the cock now.

Hold on now. Not exactly, could be gentle pegging?

this; give the fans what they want

Her body is lacking in mommy-ness.

>could be gentle pegging?
That's unironically a thing for mommy fags, she fucks your ass but does it gentle and slow and strokes your hair and tells you what a good boy you are

>That's unironically a thing for mommy fags
emphasis on the FAGS and not the mommy.

>Trissfags wanting a big titty fuck doll that won't challenge them

And? What are you some brow beaten fag that needs a domineering woman in his life?

i like futa cock
put it on whoever

>hurr I'm so insecure in my masculinity that I need a submissive fuck doll to assert myself
sad

>all this insecure projection
You will never have a woman

not him but you sound gay as fuck

I have a thing for redheads but I hate her personality.

UGHHHHH

Not him, but wanting a "dominating" woman is just as beta if not more. Wanting a submissive woman is actually the norm, and submissive in itself is a feminine trait. That's why wimpy guys are made fun of and girls like chads. Being strong is for men and being subs are for females. Wanting a female to be in control of you is the most pussy cucky thing ever, you should be dominating her

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>being a whiteknight
You will never have a woman

Based Shanichad

Based, fuck all the witches

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Indeed
Iris' my second fav btw

Ciri

Triss is best girl

she raped Geralt

Build strawmen all day faggo, no one cares.

>no u

Fuck off

Seethe, /pol/

Both are whores.

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I picked Yen because it made more sense in the lore of the game. If I do a second playthrough I'll take Triss for sure with Shani for some side ass.

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The lore of the games is Triss though, Yen is the lore of the books

Ciri

The games are "sequels" of books, Yennefer has more Triss history.

nice

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So what's the new rule, just post whatever so long as the jannies and mods can masturbate to it?

When it comes down to it, what really matters is looks anyway since all the girls are kinda shit in different ways, and in that regard Triss > Ciri > Yen > Shani

user please stop

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I think I'll go with one of the damaged girls

I don't know, I just post porn, I want my vacation.

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Post your f-list

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I don't like red heads, but also hate Triss for the bullshit she pulled.

That herbalist in White Orchard you know the one. Cerys an Craite. Ciri. Shani. Kiera Metz. Margarita Laux-Antille

dude puts too many dicks on his women
which is frustrating because they all have perfect bodies

Yes.

it's not even november what the fuck is your problem

>main character is a childless male with no future
>love interests are all sterile cum dumpsters who manipulate weak minded main
>men are all stupid and toxic except enlightened male feminist main character
>love interests are all stronk womyns who don't need no man...until they need main character to solve all their problems
>every city has HURRR DA CHRISTINZ IS EVIL N DUM XD interactions
>side quest about woman getting splashed in face with acid: HURRR IT WUZ A STUPID CRISTCHAN, NOT A MUSLIM XD
>main character's friend always looking for excuse to crossdress
>one quest involves tranny tailor
>husbands are all abusive retards meme
>"our culture sucks, if only were were noble like those innocent (insert invading group of military aged men killing your people)"
>election between a man and woman on an island: "ORANGE MAN BAD, WOMAN GOOD!"

The Witcher 3 is a masterpiece, I cried so many times that I lost count. The only thing that could pry me from my console was the need to feed my cats and the need to drink my favorite fermented bean milk to bond with my cats. More games need strong men who know when to sit down, shut up, and remember that WOMEN need to run things to make the world a better place.

Pic related, me contemplating how deep and nuanced the plot and game world were.

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I can't fap to Yen or Triss, it feels like I'm cucking my friend Geralt, it's wrong

Ginger pussy > goth pussy

>Why yes, I do like abs on my women. How could you tell, mortal?

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the real hotness is getting a girl who thinks shes dominant and breaking her into your submissive little cumslut

just jerk off to your imagination real quick

Why post porn in a blue board? What's OPs plan?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CANT CONTAAAAAAAAAIN IIIIITTT
IM GONNA COOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>stockings end at ankles
that's gonna be a yikes from me, boss

Damn, she's perfect

Shani, White Orchard Herbalist like user said, the girl who wanted the sword lessons, literally any girl in Blood and Wine

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>Kiera Metz
lolno

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>Kiera (((Metz)))

FTFY

>tfw no goth painter gf

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH DICKGIRLL OOOOOFFAAAHHHH I LOVE YOUR DICK LADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFHFHHFHFFHHHHHHH I COOOOOOOOOMING AHHHHHHHHHH I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

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>Does Yea Forums like or hate Titss?
Yeh they breddi cool

You have to go to Toussaint for the thicc

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I'm not sure why they felt like they had to force you to be fucking triss at the start of 2 when you can tell her to fuck off every other time.
felt like they were just planning for the drama in 3 of fucking her while having amnesia

>crazy jealous bitch who is also Dandelions sloppy seconds
ew, no

He puts dickless versions of his renders behind patreon paywall.

Where's Geralt laughing his ass off?
Or who would be more appropriate?

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This guy always makes the dicks too big, damn shame.

I did Yen on my first playthrough because it felt canon but she's a right cunt. Triss seems way better.