"I'm not legally allowed to own a gun, hope everybody's ok with that."

for me, Coach. The best L4D character.

VIRGIL!!!!!

kino

>maybe the helicopter is made out of chocolate
youtube.com/watch?v=Iqid90JR6BY
even the chad nick roasted him

Nick > Louis > Bill > Coach > Rochelle > Zoey > Ellis > Francis

>tfw you get a notification for a vote to kick yourself and you just joined
Why can't players just communicate normally or I dunno just make private lobbies?

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Nick and Coach is the best, fuck the rest

Fags always need to ruin everything.

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replace rochelle with francis and that is god tier

hey ellis, look! A TRACTOR!

>Also ꓷAƎꓷ ƧI ⅃⅃Iꓭ
>he really is now

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Bill>Francis>Coach=Nick>Zoey=Ellis>Louis>Rochelle
I dunno why everyone likes Louis so much, he's just a generic everyman character with added peelz memes.

I liked Rochelle more than Zoey and I don't like niggers. The comic made her way less likable when in the games she didn't have any personality.

Louis is the only believable character. Everyone else is too tropey.

We need a crossover with Jim Chapman and Louis.

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>playing the dead air campaign as francis
>pass by the atlas statue
>"i hate ayn rand"
lol

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I never could find out who the actual vocalist for the songs was.

Turtle is making a nock off of him in Back 4 Blood >twitter.com/TurtleRock/status/1151575387949826049

This is funny solely because I want to know how Francis ever learned who Ayn Rand is

Louis is the least believable character but I won't say why

>Guess who!
>The Brawler!
>The Lover
>The Drinker
>The Drummer

I thought he said "I hate Andrew Ryan"

He's an optimist in the face of civilization-ending disaster?

You have 10 seconds to make your own L4D3 survivors

>The joker
>The smoker
>The mid-night toker

He was written by a Valve software nerd

Nick, Francis, Zoey and Frank West

Greg Dale

youtube.com/watch?v=BhPcIRHtxw0

>Disabled NEET who wears his designated shooter tactical gear and quotes dank memes.

Spin-off game with no new characters but a crossover between L4D and Killing Floor universes.

>step slow, i hear a coomer sneakin around
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
>COOMER!
>"I-IMM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT ON ME?
>*horde noises*
HERE THEY COOM!

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>A Communist (shit at everything)
>A Male Martial Artist and hyperactive douchbag that is really good at hand to hand combat (gameplay variety)
> Smitty and Dusty, yeah, the midnight riders

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4uQBz4Ta2E

>spoiler
Nah, pills here man is the top player

YOOO THIS IS LIKE COUNTER STRIKE, WOOOOW YEAAAH, REALLY WACKY!

>being forced to play Rochelle because everyone else is already picked

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uuuugh u just are a racist and sexist pig >:((((( she cool n strong

Like Roy Orbison said, "you got it"

>not having her immediately replaced with addons

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guy who would push you down to get away from the zombies > gay biker who can't swim > collage slut.

here the real list.

War vet who knows the area real well and can cope with the situation > hs football coach for moral boost > country boy who likes shooting things >everything else

if i got stuck with nick and francis in this situation i would feel pretty fucked. They would force me to be bait for the zombies or something.

hey nick is pretty good at healing and in combat, he's really a mystery

>Southern California making their way up north to Canada
>a boat captain as the leader
>a cholo gangbanger as the hardass
>a japanese tourist as the unassuming guy
>outdoorsy surfer girl as the girl

>spamming her laugh the entire game
When life gives you lemons

Sneed is video games

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oh, and make the japanese tourist one of the protagonist of l4d tokyo

>and in combat, he's really a mystery
what the fuck does this even mean? Does he kill 24 zombies in the blink of an eye with his 1000 fold ninjato only to sigh and put his hands in his pockets?

all the survivors except maybe bill would be shit. criminals and clueless normies.

I'm talking about his past, like the quote I put in the original post, he knows what he's doing, the problem is that he is a narcissistic douchebag at the start

What is character development?
Nick realizes the only way to survive is to work together and in the process starts genuinely caring for you.
You teach Francis to swim and he teaches you to cook meth.
Zoey lets you fuck her.

Or just don't be a pussy and hang out with them just for the fun. I know they won't be reliable at all realistically speaking but the bants would be kino. I don't need them to survive anyway. But at least I won't be bored.

Perfect.

>Sees a Boomer
>"He's a big guy!"

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>/k/manndo who LARPs as a spec ops fairy
>30+ year old boomer
>NEET who hardly speaks
>/pol/ack with stalhelm and character exclusive walther p38 when downed

>Nick realizes the only way to survive is to work together and in the process starts genuinely caring for you.
irl
>narcissitic douchebag just tries to get rid of you by making you zombie bait
>sees you as a liablity, he wants to be with his bro and the hot chick
>teach froncis to swim and get no reward
>zoey fucks badboy with microdick

>Do "y'all" wanna stop shooting me
fucking love nick

Why is the boomer working with the survivors now? I thought they wanted them dead.

Varg Vikernes, Brother Nathanael, Sam Hyde and Alex Jones

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>4 white males
Never gonna happen

Man, I remember when The Passing came out. I was happy and I didn't know it.

Hey! one looks like a mexican!

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Love that he treats everyone like a fucking a low income redneck

Killing Bill was a mistake

based

AXE ME A QUESTION
I DARE YOU

I was joking in the first paragraph. Of course they would all treat you like a piece of shit. But if you actually need other people to survive then you should end yourself anyway.
Personally I would treat them like shit too. I prefer to be with people I don't care much. If they die I won't get sad.

To be fair, everything went downhill since Pulp Fiction.

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Fact - l4d2 has the worst hit detection in the fps genre

>for melee weapons
and still awesome

>Bill "CIA" Wilson
>Barsad
>Bank manager
>Conan Antonio Motti

God damn, I didn't ask for these feels. I just wanted to browse Yea Forums

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you want more feelings? ok
Man, all this mud remind me of my friend Keith. Yeah, he was goin' to build a shack once, to live in and all, and I know most people here, they build houses and they become shacks, but Keith, he was about jumpin' right to the shack stage. But he had no wood. So he got some mud and was makin' what we were all thinkin' was gonna be this adobe bricks, you know, like when them people out west made bricks and s***? Well, he had mud and...

>Illegal Immigrant middle aged cleaning lady that works 14 hour days to provide for her sick dad back in Mexico
>Republican political figure that obviously initially doesn't get along with the cleaning lady, they later come to respect each other and he offers to help her get her and her dad their green cards after this all blows over
>teenage skater punk with headphones always on, doesn't pay attention to the other survivors until after the first campaign, later opens up and becomes an integral part of the team
>Dirty cop that was disgraced and kicked off the force, his wife divorced him and took everything, was about to commit suicide when a zombie broke down his door

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It's always been a tie between coach and him to me

coach = francis > bill > nick > zoey > louis > ellis > the tank > rochelle

>We will never find out what happened to the L4D2 survivors after The Parish

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>ACE
so do these people identify as playing cards now?

Nick = Ellis = Francis = Zoey = Bill = Coach = Louis > Rochelle

an outbreak/L4D crossover would be top tier
>mark and bill are both vietnam vets
it'd be great

based

You wanna hear my prediction?

What's the mystery sexual orientation? Is that the one with planes and naval ships?
I need to know so I can beat a video game.

b4b right?

i voluntarily pick rochelle because i'm not that big of a fan of any of the l4d2 cast so i let my friends have their favorites. also the reddish pink depeche mode shirt stands out so they can see me easier

>There was an arcade version of Left 4 Dead 2 released in Japan
>Four new survivors, each with their own backstories and voice lines
>Same locations and gameplay as the original game
Why was I not informed?

I feel Nick and George would get along fine.
Kevin and Ellis too since they're both countryboys.
Zoey and Yoko would talk about stuff college girls talk.
Maybe Rochelle would get along with David.
Francis with Cindy.
I don't know about Alyssa.

I don't get what is Japan's obsession with arcades, pachinkos and rail shooters.
That's probably the best reason why you don't bomb a country twice.

Lesbian looks evil as fuck

I agree with this actually

coach is a coach and alyssa's a fitness junkie according to one of her endings, so maybe they'd talk about sports or something

That's because lesbians are evil, son.

this was ages ago, user
and we still don't have any way to play as them as far as I know

>I don't get what is Japan's obsession with arcades
Because Japan actually likes video games and arcades are a treasure that westerners have squandered. Go away zoom-zoom

user nick says that right before they start running on the bridge

okay, faggot

>varg
you magnificent bastard. his starting 'pistol' needs to be a flame thrower, and he has to start with molotovs.

Nick is just a Bill Murray rip-off.

what does he say?

>boot up L4D2
>almost every server is hosted in a Chinese workers apartment with 999+ ping

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Makes sense since Ayn Rand is a partial anagram of Andrew Ryan

BANG BANG BANG BANG

>"or they are going to line us up against a wall and shoot us"
oh man.

Lightning Farron
Kamen Rider Fourze
Old Rambo from the new movie
Takkar from Far Cry Primal

I think it's short for "asexual". Sort of how "bi" drops the "sexual" in order to keep up appearances and make it look less... well, sexual.

It's all retarded though, honestly.

So what exactly was Nick? I don't remember if he specifically references any type of criminal shit he did

He says he wants some good ol' fashioned cola

Coach>Louis>Nick>Ellis>Bill>Zoey>Francis

they're all good though, all 7 of them.

FOOTBALL
YEAH!

A Gambler, but it looks like it was in some serious shit, like mafia or something like that.

Literally don't. If there's ever going to be a L4D3, it should have a character creation menu that lets us make our own survivors, which we can use wherever we go on servers.

WOULD YOU SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO COOM UP HERE

He has this chaos star symbol on his ring, which Francis also had tattooed on himself.
Could it be lore?

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It could be some deepest lore, or it could just be a nod to how the two characters mirror each others roles in their respective group

OH HELL YEAH! I KNEW THAT HE WAS ON SOME MAFIA

I'd guess the latter, but considering that was back when valve actually gave a shit about immersive storytelling I dunno.

Filthy lesbian she-devil, you won't get me.

Well of course a Chinese apartment will have lots of Pings.

>survivors are now soulless avatars that never speak

>dark carnival
>playing coach, obviously
>get to the finale
>before it starts me and the ellis player just keep running to the mic for like a solid minute or two while the other two nerds are actually trying to strategize and shit

GOTTA REACH FOR THE TOP
STAY ON THE MOUNTAIN
DUH NUH NAH NUH NAH-NUH NAH NUUUUUUUUUUUUH

I miss playing this with friends

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I can still hear that guys flailing swing with the iron pipe

based

They're both in the same cool criminal secret society.

Arcades are kike shit, go away retarded millenial

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Kek, still missing the good old days at the local arcade playing pinball with the boys, don't you old fart?
*Crack
*Sip
*Ahh, yes, back in my day you had to go out to actually play videogames. We would tie up the coins with a thread in order to play for free the entire day. Those were the days...

Arcades fucking suck. My local one became a retro cafe and the only ones hanging around are fucking boomers like you drowning in nostalgia. Go back and rewatch stranger things if you like them so much, boomer.

*Sip
*Did I ever tell you about Polybius, son?

>fourze
dude would just try to fucking befriend all the zombies man
fuck he kinda is a zombie when yo uthink about it

This needs to be his theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

> That weird feel when you accidentally join a Europe server and the Uzi is an Mp5

>EVERY LADY'S CRAZY WHEN HER DADDY COMES AROUND

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Oh yeah, you're absolutely right.

A youtuber/vlogger that plays a character ala AVGN/NostCritic/AngryJoe/Yahtzee. in the heat of moment is overly critical and analytical to a fault and much to everyone elses annoyances. whenever something bad happens he just claims how "typical" it is and seems to be aware how they always get Deus Ex'd time and time again into running another zombie gauntlet. seems completely self aware that he is in a fantasy scenario he never thought possible.

a eccentric doomsday prepper crazed old coot sadly however he was prepping for a different type of fallout.
a thuggish looking Yakuza guy who fled overseas when things got hairy back in nipland.
a scientist lady who was reseaching on a cure and is partially responsible for the release of the zombie plague. Understands a lot more than she lets the others let on.

like her pink Depeche mode shirt but usually Nick>Ellis>Rochelle>Coach

>The "Hero"
>The Writer
>The Pastor
>The Popstar

I would love to see the glorious banter he would have with Brother Nathanael.

>not having the business suit Rochelle mod installed

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a cute asian chef girl as the girl
gary busey as the funny guy. literally just gary busey.
homeless black dude that looks like beta louis as the black guy
and of course, the most sensible character, some lanky white dude who created an online imageboard in the early 2000s and sold it to a jap in the mid 2010s named null

I loved this and
>DERE'S VEYGIL
>DERE'S VEYGIL
>VIRGIL, WASSUP BROTHER
>VIRGIL, WASSUP BROTHER

FULLY

If it were a movie the black guy would be portrayed by Keith David, cute asian by Tao Okamoto and Moot by either Jesse Eisenberg or Michael Cera

But why would they rescue them at all?
Smart would be rounding up carriers, keeping them isolated and forcing them on risky missions to clear areas and retrieve things.
Like, some kinda suicide squad

>not Sigourney Weaver
c'mon user

Who would be an anime fight, a white trash weeb or a hood weeb?

would gary busey portray gary busey
what if they got someone else to portray gary busey

yeah, or making experiments with them

hatsune miku
barney the dinosaur
jack skellington
coach with a yellow t-shirt

Coach is better and the L4D1 team is way better than the L4D2 team in every way.

A KKK member, a Black panther, a Jihadist and a Zionist

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Fuck off with your 'unlikely partnership' trope.

Steve Buscemi or James Woods

>Protestant Pastor
>Catholic Priest
>Muslim Imam
>Orthodox Jew

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>trope

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Isn't that what the L4D games are about?
I don't see many coaches hanging around with gamblers nowadays.

If you hate unlikely partnerships so much, I bet you'd love 4 cops as protags.
Even better, make it 4 identical clones.

Kevin (Outbreak)
Frank West (Dead Rising)
Sir Daniel Fortesque (MediEvil)
Clown (Space Station 13)

I'm sorry, miss oversensitive princess, I meant 'cliche' then.

imagine having this low an IQ

Strong Bad
Rusty Venture
She-Hulk
Arthur Morgan

Man only if you knew how much of a fag you are

For a long time I had a vision in my head of a Western themed L4D spin off where the 4 were a lawman, an outlaw, a dancer/whore, and an Indian

Lewis Medlock (Deliverance
David Mo Rutherford (The Stuff)
Barbara (Night of the living dead)
Lefty Enright (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2)

>health nut treating this whole thing like the world's most intense triathlon
>police officer that's given up on maintaining the peace and is just trying to get the other three out of here alive
>homeless man that knows these streets better than anyone
>bartender trying to keep everyone sane with some wild stories they've heard over the years

Grizzled ex cop
lispy gay construction worker
middle aged office woman
soundcloud rapper

>gets incapacitated
>'autistic screms'
>dies
>'PEPE THE FROG'

Scout
Mario
Quote
Terry Hintz

I wish valve was like some other nigger company like ubishit or something
atleast then we'd be up to like left 4 dead 5

what do you think?
youtube.com/watch?v=fUQJCVM-izg

what a shitty intro
voices sound anime as fuck
the tutorials on loading screen is cool
what the hell with the soundtrack?
Menu looks horrible
Arrows everywhere lmao, japanese are really shit when maps are a little more open than expected
it's cool, but this shit really treats you like a retard and prefer the og desings

>Clown (Space Station 13)

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most of the time that happens when a group gets split up, like someone dc's or crashes and they want to make room for them to rejoin during a public versus match - if that happens during coop then idk

whats your favorite custom campaign, bros? Dark Wood here

Booker Dewitt as the lawman
John Marston as the outlaw
Elizabeth Comstock as the dancer
Domasi Tawodi as the Indian

BLARGH

Crazy dirty old lady, fat mexican guy, Kevin Hart, homeless white guy with a backstory he references but never explains fully

SCREW THIS
AH, TITS!

Michael Scott
Creed
Dwight
Andy

Sonny Crockett
Will Graham
Nick Conkin
Lenny Nero

Captain Spaulding, Sheriff Hoyt, The Hitcher, The Collector

>listening to 4 dads talk about dad rock
ill pass

I fuck with this

Older Conservative white woman
Female to Male transvestite with a hidden feminine side
Black teenager that’s into voodoo and keeps trying to command the zombies. (He thinks it’ll work because he’s a quarter Hatian)
and a Chris-Chan expy

Cum gamer

>One of Francis' voice lines to nick is "There aren't many of us left, brother."

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>chainsaw through an entire horde
>"YEAH, DIE! DIE!"

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Terry Davis
Syd Barrett
Wesley Willis
Skip Spence

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>Francis: Have a heart, we got a helpless old man with us!
>Bill: HEY!
and
>Francis: Here they come! Zoey, just pretend they're all helicopter pilots!
I love the banters from Francis

Everything after Pulp Fiction was mostly spectacle. The screenplays are what made the earlier films. Not that the later ones don't have weight, especially The Hateful 8, but Kill Bill and onward where just celebrations of cinema ephemora.

>>DERE'S VEYGIL
why is it always that?

kek

Im stupid, explain the pilots

Zoey kills one of the helicopter pilots that saves them because he turned into a zombie.

>UH
>BOOMUH WIH THA PUKEH UH