Beat friend in a game

>IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE BETTER CONTROLLER
>switch controllers and still win

>Play against him in Smash bros
>Win every time out of dozens of matches
>He wins once
>"I guess that means I'm better than you now!"
>He refuses to play again
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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oh fucking christ don't even get me started

Want to borrow a PC game in middle school, "that kid" is the only one who has it, we've shared N64 games in the past, so I ask if I can borrow it to burn it, cue:
>I can't let you borrow it because if you copy it, it'll start a degrading process that causes both my disc and yours to rot
like holy fuck just admit you're a faggot and don't wanna share

The controller was unplugged and my little brother was playing

>best friend lives a world away and goes to a different school
>go to his house one day when his school friends are over
>destroy one of them at Smash Bros 64
>they bet I couldn't beat them with my glasses off and as Jigglypuff
>still destroy them
fuck you Ben you fat fuck

>play on couch
>win like a boss
>motherfucker punches you in the shoulder leaving a visible bruise
yep that's my prideful older brother. Anyone else had such a brother?

I was never invited over to a friends for vidya so I don't know these feels.

>be meh at fighting games
>beat friends
>only able to play once every 7 months if I'm lucky and yet I see them playing the same game with other people

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sounds like your buddy was just spewing some bants to me. your reply should have been that neither were you.

>Stole friends' games
>Stole friend's sister's games
>Stole friends' money
>Stole friends' Yugioh cards
>Stole friends' parents' money
I don't know if I was just lucky, they all didn't care, or they were all stupid.

>That kid that told you he saw big foot on san andreas
>You tell him to prove it and takes you home
>He spends 5 hours running around the woods swearing on his mom that it's real
Fuck you jeff

go to bed Kyle

I love this.
>Oh well he's not my main and I'm not even trying
>Okay pick your main then
>He picks main
>You pick random
>Fuck his ass up and say nothing

destroyed

>play fighting game
>win 10-4
>"you only won because I was playing like a real player expecting a real opponent. Try not using scrubby tactics like randomly jumping in and mashing buttons next time."
>Literally have no idea how to respond to this

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>I don't even play this game

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>played brawl with cousin a lot but almost never won
>always bragged about how good he was
>realize years later it was because he only played meta knight and i only played ike
>ultimate comes out
>he loses 95% of the time regardless of character picks now that balance is slightly less fucking retarded

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>play friend in Melee, I'm Dr. Mario he's Captain Falcon. >5 stock
>bet $5 on game
>beat him 3-0
>"I wasn't even trying"
>bet another $5
>play again and he tries
>beat him 2-0
>"I wasn't playing my main"
>He plays his main, Pichu
>tries
>annihilates me 5-0
>I say that I wasn't even trying, ask for rematch
>He 5 stocks me again
>MFW

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>Literally have no idea how to respond to this
Because he's right, you know

at last I truly see

get wrecked

>Haven't played smash in 15 years
>Roommate is always playing
>Invites me to join him
>Unironically does that "1v1, no items, Final Destination" meme
>I get wiped because I don't know the controls
>"OMG DUDE YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME!"

lmao

lol i'm jk. I wouldn't know what to say either.

real players know how to deal with that shit
if you were really doing random jump-ins and such with no rhyme or reason he'd be able to just wait until you hang yourself

>racing my little cousin in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on Gamecube
>keep beating him over and over
>he throws a fit about how I won't let him win
>mom storms in and tells me to let him win
>next race I slug behind letting him win
>he's so happy he's about to win
>at the last second I pass him up and win
>he throws the controller and starts crying

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Friend destroys me in Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 no matter what I do

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That response is usually something you get from lab monkeys upset that they didn't get to pull off their meme combo because they crumble under pressure.

>childhood friend and I always hung out at his house whenever possible
>had sister a couple years older than him that tried to be involved whenever we played street hockey or vidya
>eventually let her join us one day as we played tekken 3
>pick random characters because idk anyones moves
>continuously win as eddy but don't really gloat about it because idk what I'm doing
>friend is secretly seething
>his sister asks to try eddy for a match against me
>pick king just because
>super excited that she won
>friend is up next
>beats me as jin
>doesn't say anything when I tell him nice game
>fights his sister next
>she steamrolls him with eddy, got like 2 perfects
>friend flips his shit and breaks the disk
>never attempted to play another fighting game with him again
>fucked his sister 2 years later and haven't heard from him since

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>lose a game
>mass message everyone from both teams with "ALS, faget!"
>delete any return messages without opening them

>Kid wins first one or two matches and makes banter over it
>Win all the matches from that point on
>Make banter
>He gets mad

kys, you dumb fucking retard

>"I got the bad controller, you have an unfair advantage"
>me: "ok, so let's switch controllers between games"
>"No, it's fine"
>beat him
>"You only won because I had the bad controller!"

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>playing need for speed with grandpa
>i beat him several times
>"haha you suck grandpa probably because you're too old to drive!"
>"yeh well you can't even drive either you little dumbass, how are you gonna slay pussy without a set of wheels?"
>mfw

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Savage lmao

Describe what the sister looked like. Or post a pic of the best lookalike

>playing COD in party
>friend keeps getting hit by riot shield player
>fully grown black man and black friend arguing in lobby and during the next two games on the same team
>had to shut my mic off so he wouldn't get pissed at me laughing
I miss having friends, or call of duty being enjoyable.

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>IM SILLY!
Really just sounds like you're trying to make yourself sound better and your friend dumber. You probably were just spamming a bunch of shit.

Eh, I stole some kid's Mew when I mostly just wanted Pokedex data, but only because he told his mom we traded Pokemon cards and she demanded I give them back. I didn't get my traded cards back, so LuigiW's Mew was now officially mine

>fucked his sister 2 years later and haven't heard from him since
kek sure you did

>short
>kind of chubby
>super light, kind of wavey blonde hair
>green eyes
>glasses
Apparently she became a lifeguard

To be fair, it's annoying when people brag about destroying you at a game you've never played before.

wait, how do you guys unlock the mode in these games that lets you plays with friends? in most of my games it's greyed out and in others it's unplayable because the other person doesn't even choose a character

>sleep over at friend's house
>steal his little brother's pokemon card collection
>sold it on ebay for $1000

>someone wins at an online match fair-and-square
>they say "ggez" as in "good game, easily one of the funnest I've played yet!"
>send them a message telling them they did a good job, and that I hope we can become friends
>mfw I get banned for harrassment

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absolutely based

How do you unironically deal with being called a hacker?

It’s so annoying because other people join in due to stupidity, intentionally, or not caring. You can’t even prove you’re not because if you send a screenshot they’re like lol turned it off of course.......

I looked eerily like this kid when I was little

Is that all you did, user? :)

>have to play with that kid because his mom wants him to have friends
>he comes to my house to play smash
>next day my smash cart is gone
>still can't find it
This is why you didn't have friends.

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At the age of 23 I stole 2 ds lites from the kids that belonged to the person I was splitting a place with and moved away.
Gotta get them trade evolutions, man. Kids were spoiled brats anyway, fuck 'em.

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>my controller is broken
>my little brother was playing

>they tell you their controller is broken
>"oh bullshit"
>switch controllers
>it's actually impossible to control, stick is stiff and directions get stuck

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>afk gotta go use the bathroom
>whoa sorry my little bro did all that stuff

>start beating my friend in any splitscreen game
>he gets up, runs over to the Xbox/Gamecube/Wii and shouts "VIRUS!" And pulls the power cord

The dude is one of my best friends but there were plenty of times when we were kids where I just wanted to beat the shit out of him

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did you both meet in special ed?

I fucking HATE people who only fight when they have an excuse to fall back to if they lose

>>playing need for speed with grandpa
Fucking hell, I literally read this as "sneed for seed" the first time over.

Fuck this site.

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I can't really relate to many of these feels but THIS! This made me react physically. Fuck you guys course I suck at the game if I haven't been told how to play instead of 'dw it's easy to learn'. Fucking cunts

>DUDE DUDE
>So like, you can get the strongest weapon in final fantasy 12 almost at the start of the game
>its an invisible bow
>your character looks so dumb shooting it because its not there
>yeah so you can only get it on the top of those commercial airships that nobody ever uses
>and its in an invisible chest
>and the chest only spawns 1/100 times you go on the deck
>and its only got a 1/10 chance of being an item
>and the crazy part is its the ONLY chest in the game that changes it contents every couple seconds
>and its easiest to get on console because the disk drive makes a certain sound when the RNG changes to the weapon
>he was telling the truth the whole time

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Stay off of Yea Forums, it's a terrible place anyway.

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>>he gets up, runs over to the Xbox/Gamecube/Wii and shouts "VIRUS!" And pulls the power cord
That sounds fucking hilarious.

no, he's a very intelligent guy. He was just a little fucko back in middle school

Thinking back on it makes me laugh but it infuriated me when it was happening

>NFL football 94 with Joe Montana
>(me) cowboys vs (him) Bengals (We live in cincinnati)
>choose to recieve
>run all the way in for a touchdown
>His obeese football manic ass starts to sweat and complain
>Kick off to him
>he fumbles at the 15 and i recover and run it in for another touchdown
>he gets up and smashes the reset button on my sega so hard with his vienna sausage fingers, it's still stuck in to this very day

Shouting "virus" and unplugging something is a sign of autism

you literally stole ds lites from your wife's son lmao

>That kid who brought their games to school so people could try the games out over the weekend
>mfw when one kid stole the games so he beat the shit out of them until the games were returned back

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>Lose because you don’t know what you are doing
>In the easy as fuck to pick up fighting game
>Be surprised when people think you suck

everything is a "sign of autism" to you faggots

>bring over my n64 to a birthday party
>kid gloats about winning
>pull the cart out afterwards
Only time I've done that and I still feel embarrassed looking back. I totally forgot about it happened too until somebody reminded me I did it in high school.

>How do you unironically deal with being called a hacker?
Find a server in your skill range.
Fact of the matter is that if you're playing with people so far outside of your skill range that it's no longer fun to play with you, then people don't want to play with you to begin with.
It's not your job to convince people to like you after they decided they hate you. You just need to accept they don't like you because they're jealous, and move on.

>friend holds party at his house
>relatively normal party; booze, food, etc
>half way through night decides to pull out gamecube
>makes new party game who can be the best at Soul Calibur 2
>4 matches take place before my turn
>"okay user you're up next"
>secretly main Necrid
>no one can beat me
>"wow user you have no life"
>unplugs his gamecube

On that day they knew better than to plug in another fighting vidya when I was around and it was kind of funny to me

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"ok"

It's only autism if the person shouting it thinks it's actually a believable excuse.
If the person is aware it sounds like total bullshit and does it anyway, it just means they have a sense of humor and like being a prick.

it's okay, user. if my mom got zoned i'd be sad too.

>tfw Joe Montana 94 football was the only football game I ever owned
>tfw I'm a Bengals fan originally from Dayton
I mean, it couldn't have been me since I never once had anyone willing to play that game against me, but even so, that's one of those small world things.

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>"now I'm going to try"
>he's actually amazing

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I played whatever Mario Kart is on the Switch and I used a Joycon for the first time in my life. I cannot believe the only conversation around this fucking console isn't how retardedly minuscule those things are. I sucked ass and I wanted to blame the controllers the whole time but I was so afraid of being "that guy" that I just took it.

>play with my brother
>beat him and he throws the controller
>lose to him and he accuses you of letting him win
>actually let him win and he throws the controller

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i only read the first and last lines and i thought it was the friend who fucked his own sister

Thanks for the laugh user

autist in denial

>sense of humor and like being a prick
Shouting virus and turning off the game is not a joke, it is autism

>friend had a bully older sister
>hear story about how she and her friends all flashed him and his friends one time
>i wasn't there

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If you can't tell the difference between "making a joke" and "being autistic", then you're probably autistic.

>no user, you are the autism

It's honestly pretty funny. Autistic if you do it too often I guess.

>playing CoD4 match versus friend
>winning 12-4
>he's been bitching the entire match, accusing me of screen-watching
>i was but still denied it
>fucking little faggot calls out
>"MOOOOOOM! user CALLED ME THE F-WORD!"
>little faggot tried to get me kicked out of his house for beating him in a fucking video game
>won the game regardless
>he runs off to his mom
>enjoy the next hour of solitude playing CoD4
>steal the cadbury chocolate bar he had hidden away in his fridge
>and stole his PSP before i left
Still have it to this day, I've gotten some good mileage out of it

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>Play fighting game with That Kid
>"Specials aren't allowed."
>"Throws aren't allowed."
>"Sweeps aren't allowed."
>"Blocking isn't allowed."

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Found the angry bitch that cant get in on zoner chars.

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and that's why you lost you faggot

cry more

u mad

>that kid that was always invited over to birthday parties throughout high school/middle school
>that kid that never brought a gift, literally just came there to mooch off of the video gaems and food
>that kid that pause-spams the game when playing mario party, mario kart, smash bros on the gamecube/wii when he starts losing and starts taking it personal
that kid was me