Commander, you need to make a choice

>Futa Jack on Miranda
man of culture

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite whore on the Citadel

Professional doesn't mean stop being human

>Frail uggo that cannot bear your children
>Beautiful and kind alien from a blatantly superior species that you can procreate with
>Genetically engineered ass
I'll take my blue berry

Based user.

First time I got this scene I thought Shepard was going to punch the picture or go "punch the clown".

youtube.com/watch?v=HMb_V8KnzTc

Not even a real question. Repeat after me:
>Once you go blue, nothing else will do.

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her kik?

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"virtual orgasmic rape simulator"

>he hasn't take then blue-purple-purple pill
lmaoing @ ur life

>thinking that purple gypsy whore is somehow better than Liara
Sad. Many such cases.

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>abandons you during ME2
>only interested in you because you got mindfucked by the prothean beacon
user, I want to help you, take the purple pill bro.

who in their right mind would ever pic Horseteeth McManjaw on the right?

the one on the left, wide hips

>tfw Bioware lost their balls between Jade Empire and Mass Effect so no harem mode.

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Why do you lie so much? You aware that without Liara - and only Liara - Shep wouldn't exist anymore? Where was your gypsy when she saved your body?

Fuck Liara, Marry Tali, Kill Miranda

>picking anything but liara.

don't forget, she also fucked one of those fish guys with photographic memories and the only reason she crawled back to you is because the shadow broker broke his fish stick during torture

Being reasonable and not handing our dead body to a terrorist group on the promise they somehow develop to reserve certain death.

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Remember when Tali was Yea Forums's top waifu? I want to go back.

Tali is the easiest choice and any naysayers need not (You) me.

for me it's blueberry

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I want to go back before that, because that was shit.

>develop to reserve
*develop even-for-scifi-ridiculous technology to reverse

>easiest
That she definitely is.

tali is reddit

Samara

>That Miranda
Holy fuck did she always looked Bogged?

Based and blueberrypilled.

Based and mommypilled.

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Meaning what?

I choose tali'zorah

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>Calling your waifu easy
>Not working for your relationship
>Not working so hard that she bleeds mascara out of her eyes the moment you hold her in you arms
I bet you never held hands.

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cocks belong on men

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>all those great models
>only sfm of her is her getting the knot by some mutt
why

How about inside women?

>getting in a relationship with a woman who literally has her slut history inked all over her body
yikes
I bet you'd date an ex pornstar

>ignore dumb women in game 1 because I'm fuckin' takin' on a rogue spectre which leads to taking on some crazy advance ai
>learn more about the gypsie and autist in 2 and fuck some genetic lab baby so go with Jack I can fix her
>Jack becomes best girl in the process

>going for heavily used goods
>angry at everything
>a constant bitch

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>waifuing a whore that took at least 50 million dicks of each species before she even turned 14 years old

When you think about it, it's still a dick inside the woman's body, it's just also coming out of her, like a half-insertion.

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>Implying redemption/purification isn't the best fetish

what a faggot
that's the same attitude that gets you diversity hires

>fetish
Come on, man

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Asari can only pop more of their kind, meaning you'd never get a half alien boy to continue your legacy or be a real father, all you'd have done is serve as a genetic donor. Asari also outlive humans for hundreds of years easily meaning even in the ideal scenario you'd die way before she does and the kid gets to be raised by someone else. It's really the cuck choice if you think about it for a second.

Tali Always.

Jack is fun and angry Jack is even more so.

The sex must be incredible, with all that experience. Never fuck a virgin, user. They're not worth the effort.

Oh yeah. Fuck yeah!

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>The sex must be incredible, with all that experience. Never fuck a virgin, user. They're not worth the effort.
The level of cope here is INSANE.
Enjoy putting your hotdog in a hallway.

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Isn't it implied Jack got raped repeatedly in the test lab she grew up in?

Nice

Torture was implied but nothing sexual. Doesn't really exclude it.

I'll take the blue bisexual titty monster nerd girl that will look the same by the time I die.

Best choice, only choice.

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Wasn't it implied that she was abused in the batarian slave trader ship she got off Pragia on?

Holy fuck Western game character designs are woeful

Open up blender and show me what the aliens and women should have looked like.

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>romance liara and ashley in me1
>get approached by them both
>ashley wants you to choose
>liara is willing to sharing
Why is she so perfect?

>liara is willing to sharing
Where did she SAY she was okay with it?

She gave me a little wink and a nudge.

But seriously silence or not reacting in time does not imply consent.

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I'm not waiting for a notary to show up with the contract. I'm gonna j-j-jam it in!

Liara is the cannon romance and the best ME wife. Talifags eternally BTFO by a stock image and diseases lmao

>stock image
I'm still mad.

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I'm sure but that was not what was discussed

So you're saying I would be fucking a cute alien girl that remains that way my entire lifetime? Not sure why the kid would get raised by somebody else unless I die shortly after it's born. And why the fuck would any of that make somebody a cuck? Somebody else raises your kid and has your sloppy seconds when you die.

Kill, marry, fuck

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Miranda>Liara>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>Tali

I choose NO ONE
because Mass Effect girls are all trash

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based

Samefag tranny

All three are shit choices
>an alien that fuck knows what she looks like
>an ugly, pudgy faced alien
>a human woman with disfigured body and oily hair
Mass Effect is notorious for ugly women. Unless you're a fag, the only good choice is to stay virgin

Liara because I want to find out what it would feel like to fuck her head ridges

I choose Legion

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Reminder that Jack's Ingame Model has a bigger ass than Tali

Reminder that Jack is an ugly bitch.

I want to eat Talis shit, I want to drink Liaras pee and I want to throw Miranda in the garbage

Simple as

Go activate sing-along mode, you off key bitch. Next time, instead of nerve stim pro, how about you purchase auto tune pro.

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Doesn't look like it

Stop with the pretenses, Jack, we both know the only junk you ever refer to is the one in my trunk.

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>not doing the shadow broker quest in order to save him which confirms them as only friends
Dare I say, you sir are gay

>Shep in her casuals instead of the slut dress

Modded Mass Effect 1-3 to allow maximum faggotry. Should my Femshep get with Tali, or Ashley? Sadly no Jack romance supported or I'd do that instead.

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Tali, every time. Middle is also okay. Right is for retards and Muslims.

Are there any mods for the ME games that improve the gameplay?

Yes, it does, it's just that Tali is fat and flat.

Frecklebeast looks like an ape, the slut dress is just an ape in a dress she has no business being in.

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There's nothing wrong with the basic gameplay, and there are indeed lots of mods to remove or alter the tedious shit surrounding it.

She apologized for it

freckles are cute and so is FemShep

>space jew
>sex machine
>sterile humanoid
I wonder which one is the correct answer...

Which one has the biggest dick?

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fuck off you weird facescan goblin

Hungry again, Jack? You know you need to keep up with those calories. How about a bite?

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Wrex

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>excited to play until at least the second game again
>played mass effect so many times, as it’s my favorite, that can’t help but feel it’s a slog by the halfway point
>lose interest because I remember the sequels don’t hold a candle to the original
>force myself to finish and never reinstall 2/3
It’s the fifth times I’ve done this.

Liara but with a cock.

:^)

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It's not even a fucking choice
Tali wins by default, Quarians are such a beautiful and delicate species, when the story opens up their lore to you, it's mesmerizing and you want to help these people

Look at it this way, any and all daugters you have will be sluts. Dont ever trus the asari

>want to help these people
The quarians done fucked up. Not even parents owe it to their child to forgive every mistake they make. Why should Shepard or anyone in the galaxy forgive the quarians for actions that resulted in net negative for everyone else?

It's been years since I played ME trilogy but what exactly did quarians do wrong?

I just finished the first one and liked it a lot. I'm scared to play the 2rd and 3nd ones because of how much shit you guys have been talking about the series for the last decade.

What do I do guys? Just call it quits here?

Fuck no retard.
Play till the end.

The gameplay is a little bit worse in 2 due to the simplification made but there are some QOL improvements to make it less tedious. Really depends on which you prefer but it's not too big of a departure. The story is worth a playthrough in 2.

3 was a good example of how to not finish a story.

Play all of it BUT ONLY ONCE, dont replay the 3rd, dont savescum, dont look for guides on what you can miss, make it your canon playtroug an stay like that.
The moment you replay is the moment you suffer

Created the Geth as slave labor due to being lazy fucks, then said Geth gained sentience and their first as reactionary decision was “lmao just delet sys 32 bruh”

Oh yeah, but the Geth through becoming sentient could've been given an actual place in the universe instead of being slaves
They didn't have to make them mad and murderous

>space gypsy from literally the yiddish woe is me peoples
>tentacle haired blue tranny
>horsefaced amerimutt
I thought the ME2 ship assistant was a qt

i wanna suck asari cock

>picked liara in me1
>stayed faithful to the bitter end
Felt weird playing a bioware game turning down pussy in me2, but Shadow Borker changed that.

for me it's blue futa cock

lacking krogan cock, no good.

she fucked a varren and brought scale itch onto the ship. She was cute but ruined.

I want to __be Miranda

There's one for ME2 that tries to make it closer to the first game

>can't choose the fuckbot
wtf

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Tali is the only good girl

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Become a tranny and get ass and boob implants. Enjoy faggot

Right but the Q*arians went full jew and tried to genocide them when they started asking questions

One last final I need (you). You homo faggot ;_;

yum

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why can't the 42% become 100%?

Which, fucked AI research for the rest of the galaxy in the current cycle, ignoring that said AI research is always a constant in each cycle.

As easy as it is to poke fun at Bioware romances in general, I always liked Tali and Garrus.

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And then everyone makes AIs anyway because fuck lore

Liara easily.
I always wanted to paint that blue asshole white!

Humanity is on the line.