>I have no enemies, merely topographies of ignorance
10/10 one-liners
Colton Gomez
Gavin Wood
>.......
-Gordon Freeman (1998)
Hudson Hill
>Pick a god and pray.
Ethan Diaz
Luke Taylor
Okay, where?
Evan Lee
Majestic 12
Grayson Murphy
>When you google "synonym _____" for every word
Nolan Brown
Jeremiah Jones
>Some would live, many would die
Caleb Stewart
I like when Rex Powercolt calls people cumbuckets
Camden Cooper
>All of life is forged from hell
Eve Online really is a treasure trove of great quotes.
Easton Jones
Carter Martin
Maybe you should join Majestic 12 in a bodybag
Cameron Long
You gonna burn allright
Jace Brooks
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Alexander Watson
"Bravery is not a function of firepower."
Matthew Long
The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine
>the Earth is hungry
its heart throbs
>and demands cleansing
the Earth is also thirsty..
Jose Harris
UNATCO
Luis Nelson
Savage
Anthony Ortiz
No, UNATCO
Christopher Miller
There was no minotaur in this labyrinth
t. Max Payne
Eli Jackson
"I'm here to eat ass"
- Dick Kickem
Cooper Reyes
"The rain was comin' down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors" - Dick Justice
Carson Campbell
More like, uses a thesaurus.
Alexander Jones
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
Jason Lee
I'm more a t-rex kind of guy.
Jack Flores
>normie dinosaur
yeah fuck off
Brandon Bennett
Stegosaurus gang rise up
Lincoln Lopez
How old is this image? I know it's at least a decade.
Kevin Price
Deus Ex? More like Deuce Sex, because this game is fucking shit.
I start the game, and some old guys are talking about some boring shit. Something about a plague, I guess. The only cool part was when they were talking about me being a supersoldier.
My hopes were dashed as soon as the game started. Considering I'm a "nano-aug" (what the fuck does that even mean?) the fact that I die in a handful of pistol shots is shitty.
Guns and melee in this game are both broken. It takes forever to line up a shot and bullets do laughable damage.
I couldn't even bear to finish playing the first level. Fuck this game, and fuck Yea Forums for calling this turd a great game.
Gavin Ward
no its new I found it on r/Yea Forums just the other week
Samuel Ross
tastes like pasta
Leo Diaz
Lucas Ramirez
>How 'bout "goodbye"?
Joseph Wood
>You're working too hard.
Jacob Foster
The Douk comics on my HDD were saved in 2009.
Nathan Powell
Well at least it's own sauce you know. For the next shitpost I'm gonna try to mimic Denton's meme lines with the new vision mod just to trigger you.
You just wait
Hunter Rogers
What mod is that?
Easton Flores
>You will never play this game for the first time
Bring me back to 2010, bros
Noah Wilson
Austin Peterson
I'd actually like to read this.
Samuel Peterson
Wait no. I've got a couple saved in late 07.
Gabriel Fisher
You can always try Alpha Protocol
Grayson Perry
Sicker than your average...
Camden Brooks
Eli Barnes
Logan Jenkins
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A ONE-LINER?