How will Epic recover from this devastating blow?
LOL
How will Epic recover from this devastating blow?
LOL
master of subtlety
>i want them to compete
>but i don't want them to compete in a way that may allow them to compete
Le epic reddit comics
isn't he saying that the plate/bowl is the launcher and the food is the game? but the Epic bowl looks completely fine, it's just filled with horrible contents (games). But the logo on the menu implies that he's a big fan of the restaurant's (game company) previous work. What I'm saying is that this pathetic, overly wordy joke's barely-there punchline doesn't make any fucking sense
He almost hits the mark here. Really, Epic has just been scummy, and being pretty negative toward anyone not on their side. It might make more sense if the bowl was full of chinese spyware instead. There are already other storefronts, and games don't need a catch all launcher.
Yea Forums tier
>what if I gave you a burger made out of shit???
> compete in a way that may allow them to compete
> you have to steal user data, undercut Steam with constant free games, and completely lock down community content/input to compete with Valve, who has done approximately no actual development in a fucking decade
LITERALLY JUST MAKE
> A COMPETENT, FUNCTIONAL LAUNCHER/STORE COMBO
> A COMMUNITY/ACHIEVEMENTS/FRIENDS SETUP THAT DOESN'T HAVE ITS ROOTS IN 2-DECADE-OLD-HARDWARE, SOFTWARE AND FIRMWARE
> SOME MEANS, ANY FUCKING MEANS, TO LET USERS MAKE THEIR OWN CONTENT
AND YOU FUCKING BLOW STEAM OUT OF THE WATER.
>AND YOU FUCKING BLOW STEAM OUT OF THE WATER.
No, no you don't. Frankly, i don't think you even belive what you said
Steam has great features delivered to you via an infrastructure that explodes at the drop of a hat.
Epic has no features delivered to you via an infrastructure that holds together nicely.
Seriously, imagine a steam alternative that:
> Has games
> Offers devs a similar cut of money to Epic
> But without relying on exclusivity
> Has a comparable profile setup without any of the excessive customization
> Has friends, at very least, like Steam, and groups too most likely, rather than expecting people to rely on out of game communication EG discord to coordinate
> Has official forums hosted in the launcher/client
> Has a universal mod/file manager for games whose developers opt in, and a relevant section in the game's forums