KFC dating sim

>official
what the fuck

nah, we need a based dating sim.
that would be a thing to play

>Developer: Psyop

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Watching big megacorps roasting losers like MN9 or Andrew Dodson makes it worth the trouble.

im just waiting on the porn of her

This is going to backfire for KFC

Me here gib ideas.

Can't wait to literally fuck chicks

Her getting blacked at opening day in Detroit

>Its ANOTHER ironic dating sim game

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>paying for advertising

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I've never had WORSE chicken in my damn life than KFC chicken. It should just be fried chicken, but instead it's a goddamn ball of wet grease anybody who actually enjoys this shit is retarded. Mashed potatoes are instant shit, gravy taste like old man sweat but I would rather have old man sweat than KFC gravy.

Bitch needs to tone down on the fried chicken
fucking fatass

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The game is free.

Go home, Sanders.

oh alright then
>downloading advertising

>Andrew Dodson
Link?

>character on the left
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFRENCE!?

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thighjob
or titjob via the heart hole

BASED
cringe

>its real

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oh by rivals i thought that they meant love rivals
but they're just mcdonalds

they just hire PR people and tell them "make us popular with the new generation"
stuff like this is how you do it

Fuck, where the her is the Sander's family at? If I was them, I would be suing for bastardizing our company's founder's image.

Yeah, a little on the nose there

Looks like someone at KFC deserves a raise.

kys

>Colonel Sanders died saying they ruined his chicken and gravy
What did it taste like before it tasted like shit and ass water?

>not tendies jokes

you can pass this game

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...

My local supermarket deli makes better fried chicken than KFC does and it's $5.99 for 8 piece dark meat. 8 pieces of chicken at KFC is like $20 and it doesn't even taste that great. That's their biggest problem.

I went to school with a girl who claimed her grandfather was Sanders. I think she was bullshit because if her family is so rich why's she attending such a middle of nowhere poor as college?

Sanders sold off the company for only a couple million

Draw her taking it from behind while eating a drum stick and her saying "I'm loving it!" with hearts in her eyes.

Can I stick a chicken leg in her puss?

Colonel Sanders didn't end his life as a mega billionaire you know. He sold the chain in the USA pretty early on (though he did remain owner of the chain in Canada until near his death)

Google Ubisoft Andrew Dobson

i'm curious as to when big companies will start making actual games instead of meme shit to market their products. like imagine a fucking mcdonalds soulsborne

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KFC isn't even good anymore

she playing around with KFC products, acting like they're genitals

>ironic dating sim without cute girls
>ok, go right ahead

>sincere dating sim with cute girls
>DING DONG BANNU

Well that was dumb.

He was already in his 60's when he started KFC. He ran his small chain until he was in his mid 70s and then sold it because growing a national food conglomerate is a young man's game.

Translation says ," 3D Action RPG"
How the hell is that not going to play like ass on a phone.

>psyop

kek
just play my game you imbecile
IT'S FREE ffs

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Steam is part of mkultra confirmed

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I want to Romance Wendy

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Wendy's fries are so shit now. They used to be good

>People will make these fucking meme games but never ones that actually appeal to my niche tastes
Yuri tomboy dating sim WHEN?

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Sneak King is unironically a fun game. Basic, and flawed, but I like it a lot more than I should.

That McDonald's game on Genesis was made by Treasure is really good.

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>Yuri tomboy

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What were their fries before? I had them for the first time recently and it stuck out to me how not-garbage they were compared to BK and McDonald's

Never, the only thing more niche than fag shit, is lesbo shit.

There's nothing better on this planet than a rich, classical lady being swept off her feet by an athletic tomboy and slowly becoming more tomboyish herself as she adjusts her lifestyle to keep up with said tomboy. Trust me, I've checked.

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>predatory lesbian tomboy turning upper class feminine straight girl gay and then turning her into a tomboy too
I'm interested. Who has expanded upon this concept?

So basically KFC saw what happened with Wendy's and decided they wanted in on that?

Wasn't there another food chain that tried to make a loli mascot?

lemme ftfy
>There's nothing better on this planet than a normal, everyday man being swept off his feet by an athletic tomboy and slowly becoming more athletic himself as he adjusts his lifestyle to keep up with said tomboy. Trust me, I've checked.

>man
gay

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Only time I've ever had GREAT KFC was when I visited Japan. That shit was amazing. Blows the shit out of American KFC chains. I recommend it.

>pizza hut endorsed dating sim
>it's an otome dating sim

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Arby's made a chibi mascot that resetera called a loli.

>pizza hut is trying to corner the fujo market

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>tfw I'm not making $150k a year as an advisor on internet meme weeb culture even though I have experience stretching back to GaiaOnline and YTMND on my resume
Wtf where do I put in my CV for these jobs

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Hella based.

My friend said the same thing. Japanese love KFC apparently.

Dude you nerds play dating sims unironically?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you virgin losers.

It's okay when I do it though since it's ironic.

I'm gonna need you to provide some sources to your study so I can corroborate it's findings.

Le funny dating sim XD
Right my fellow redditors :^)

Nips get KFC for Christmas dinner

I'm so glad I quit KFC

I think pretty much every american fast food chain is better on any country outside the us.
I heard it's about quality control laws not being strict on the us leading to actual garbage food.

>quality control
It's not the food itself that's the issue in most cases. It's the worthless human garbage preparing it carelessly.

I don't play dating sim shit, but holy FUCK those thighs

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KFC is terrible and has awful food safety/ hygiene practices

It's likely both

>"C-colonel Sanders senpai... I messed up this batch of Kentucky Fried Chicken™"
>youtube.com/watch?v=al1BNB8bKaE

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yuri is for low test males

>The thick bitch is literally advertisement for Breast and Thighs

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This, I've sometimes gone to KFC to buy some chicken and I'm fucking baffled by how high the prices are.

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no but watching retards that discovered umineko two years ago lose their shit over the sanctity of visual novels has been pretty entertaining

Isn't it a bit problematic to have a full brown cast in a kfc game?

>It's real

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let me introduce you to the smash hit, avoid the noid.

>ebin ironic redditshit

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>Big corpos now using anime to get gullible ironic weebs to buy their products
Anime getting as big as it has gotten in the past 5 years is the biggest mistake to ever happen to America

haha!

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>KFC has made an official dating sim

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STOP
SHILLING
THIS GARBAGE

WE ARE NOT TV WE WILL NOT EAT UP YOUR GARBAGE PASSIVELY

>2 brown characters
>Full brown

>the biggest mistake to ever happen to America

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The only non brown is the colonel

>Yea Forums will STILL continue insist that Capitalism hasn't failed

It's pretty impressive that you can type considering your disability.

>can only romance the colonel
I WANT MY THICK THIGHS RIVAL GF

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Eeeeeeeeeh?

ASHLEIGH PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

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Yo Noid was actually pretty fun for an NES game.

The shading job here is fucking jank

It's a knight's duty

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the threat of anime becoming popular isn't to america, but rather to japan, because it risks optimizing japanese pop culture around the whims of dipshits from america that they will consult to tell them how to appeal to americans.

pizza meter i said PIZZA METER

Lots of good ideas, but i went with this one since it's simple and i am kinda busy drawing other things. imgur.com/a/W7QZLPg

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KFC has already done Justice League crossovers and a dystopian VR training simulator for their employees, this is the next logical step for them to take.

Eh, for some real MVP points that would have gotten them some crazy attention they should have hired a meme artist like Incase, JLullaby, Starless, Megasweet, somebody like that. This is only a step and a half above 'My First Anime' that plagued the mid 00s.

>developer
>psyop

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Great job user, is this the first lewd done of her?

Oh fuck yes.
Give me a thighjob pic and I can die a happy man.

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Absolutely based, thank you drawfriend

>another wacky western vn

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Santy?

I dunno i guess?
Im buuuuuusy
N-no

Yes?

It would be refreshing to see western visual novel that wasn't made as a joke

Like Katawa Shoujo?

fucking saved

ok dude what you do is you go to steam and search for sekai and then look for the vns that are only in english

>lewds will be made of this game
It's like the Wendys twitter all over again

christ you're fast

If I could draw like this I could make so much money. ;-;

yeah I think I'm done with video games
28 years was a good run for me

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Yes, but that is quite old game already, furthermore its made by handful of anons.
I do that when I get out from work

Glad you anons are liking it, I am against shilling as a whole but if you want to look for my things look up Santystuffs on twatter or Santystuff on Pixiv/Hentai-Foundry/Newgrounds.

Keep at it bud, I don't make a lot of money but the fact i live in a shithole helps.

GRAVY

>tfw no pepsiman sequel

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buttered toast

>extremely thick thighs
>fang
>long hair
>boob window
muh dik

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Dare I say

based?

you're a great artist dude keep it up

Pay up poorfag.
Good shit costs good money.

>It's actually an official KFC game
>the girl's godly thighs
wtf I love KFC now

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CONSUME THE CORPORATE SLOP YOU PIGS
BUY OUR FUCKING CHICKEN BUCKETS

Hold it there.
See the line?
---------
No autists without tard wranglers past it.

Too bad about the weird 2.5D tiddy perspective. It's really offputting.

joke's on you i'll show up fuck the big titty cutie and leave.

Fuck you bitch I saw her first.

Do you get paid to suck marketing executive cock or is it just a hobby?

And i'm fucking her first

Sure i do get paid. And your poorfag ass can seethe about it all fucking day cause all you can have is that cheapass B-smart.

Bless you, user.

you would be overqualified.

the people they are trying to market to are happy to see a pepe and no more.

>post yfw it ends up being a DDLC-style meme horror game

I would rather date this qt

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Woohoo, late-stage capitalism!

i mean if you really want western vns you can also look at minotaur, va-11 hall-a, the vns published by hanako, christine love's work, zachtronic's eliza, supergiant's pyre, etc

fuwanovel should also have the ability to search for gaijin pig vns

Based

It's your fault for fetishizing Japanese culture
You have no one to blame but yourself. This is the hell you chose.

>There are people on Yea Forums right now that legitimately believe that this advertisement will get anyone on Yea Forums to buy from KFC

Holy shit I need porn of this NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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I don't play Japanese games.

Rules of nature user.

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>hell

>tfw this gets modded week 1 and lets you fuck the others instead

Boy, I sure do love KFC brand chicken! Those clever marketing folk over at KFC Inc. really know how to appeal to us 4channelers.

This is what I want.

Ok but where's his shotgun? The one he uses to get back at his competition?

stupid woah-yak

>hell

adding it to your wishlist right now to lols

What happens if they play this straight and it isn't a quirky ironic meme novel?

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Then everyone in Yea Forums will be gay for sanders for at least a good month or so

That'll happen whether it's an ironic meme or not, user.

>implying they already aren't
Cmon you cant be not gay for that fucking character.

Fine, double gay for him.

>cooking battles
>one step closer to a Foodwars vidoegame VN
nice

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i've eaten pussy that tasted better than KFC

i'll never understand how KFC went off a cliff in the mid2000s

Lower standards from most Americans and I wouldn't be surprised if they only use like 8 herbs and spices to save money.

You cant claim kfc tastes like shit if you've never eaten anything diffrent.

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They don't add pussy to the recipe anymore.

>Bishie Colonel
>Boy Band Colonel
Someone at the company is seriously thirsty for this guy

the only spice fast food needs to sell is salt

Colonel Sanders was bitching about them making a mockery of his recipe all the way back in early 80s, fags. Unless you're a legit boomer you don't even remember what it REALLY used to taste like.

if they put work into it i might read it either way
my interest is only zero because i assume it's junk

I love in the Treasure Macdobalds game you can tell the pickups were originally burgers and free and they asked them to switch to gems. Look at the colour palettes

What it used to taste like?

>publisher: KFC
WHAT
THE
FUCK

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And the other company is an advertisement company.

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>chicken legs
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT TO FUCK KFC ANIME GIRL WHILE EATING CHICKEN

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Based marketer posting trap porn memes

It's like the corporate heads at KFC discovered Hatoful Boyfriend a few months ago.

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corporations are making me COOOM now? fug lads

>t. mindless consumer

my experience with visual novels is also exclusively from humble bundles i shill for referrals

No but you can stick a cock

What happened to just selling a quality product? Why is it all about tricking the consumer into buying disgusting slop with clever marketing now?

Because that's millenniel culture

>trap porn
wait what

So this is the power of the free market.

>t.child that didint get his happymeal.

Hahaha

What does reddit have to do with this

Welcome to the corporate hellscape. Looks like Demolition Man wasn't so far off.

I believe that this kind of advertising is banking on people's occasional need to see something so mind-numbingly stupid or completely nonsensical. Ultimately harmless itself and if it is actually entertaining probably best to just not care.

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>publisher: KFC
Why is this so funny to me?

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>the rivals

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Reddit is shitting and cumming themselves over it because "lol sexy corporate mascot dating sim" and getting defensive about it being called out as an advertisement.

>imagine trying to get some supporters you end up replying to the guy who just roasted you like a fucking drumstick

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because something of value like games,movies,music,artiest now days are based on how much people talk about it,it's "social value", not how actual good or bad it is.

Why do you care? Why do you care what they do?

This makes my chicken the fried chicken.

It's obviously youtube let's play bait. they are hoping all the youtubers play it because it's so random and then free advertising to millions of zoomers.

But user all girls on this ironic dating sim are cute.

You fucking wrecked him.

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>Developer: Psyop

This, would not be surprised if it's even free

he's an incredibly bitter fascist and he thinks by telling you that reddit likes this that you will be mad like him and also realize that the use of a cororate mascot is advertising, which only he is smart enough to detect

A meteor is on it's way to Earth and the only thing that can stop it is the West making a serious and unironic visual novel.

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>Weebs ruin KFC
I hope the memes are good

Even if it is an advertisement, what does that change?
A game is a game (inb4 "muh VNs are not games", you get what I was saying anyway)
I don't hear people trashtalking Pepsiman or Simpsons games for being ads too

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>faggots obsessiong over some futa bitch stuffed into some tight latex meanwhile the real fucking unit is right in front of their eyes.

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gamer

Alright i'll bite, why it's such a huge deal? I don't think i ever heard about them until now.

tiger and bunny was even enriched by its use of real branding, and the shameless acts taken to fund its production only reinforced its effectiveness as social commentary
it's that 30s superfluous cingular billboard shot in sam raimi's spider-man that should really fuel one's ire.

It's a ploy to take advantage of the short-term memory of millennials and gen z. Ever since corporations started to fag it up with diversity everywhere, do you hear anyone complain about superpacs and corporatism anymore?

Corporations want to be your friend with hip and cool campaigns so you don't look deeper into their closets

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This bicth will get Blacked art for sure

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This is what happens when they put out a commercial with the Col french kissing mrs butterworth, and you faggots stay silent.

I want to touch her horns

leftoids complain all of the time about le corporations you mentally diseased faggot
oh to live in a world where they all died

imagine being black pilled

Consume Consume Consume!!! Buy Buy Buy!!!!

Sad inevitability

You might've not known this since you get feed on a daily basis but if a human doesn't eat he usually dies.

wendy's is better anyway.

>go in expecting meme shit
>one of the endings has a fat fucking partridge cut off your head, put it in a jar, and proceeds to confess his love before being gunned down

Porn of Wendy x The chick from KFC fucking when

Where are the obligatory black person and short haired dyke ?

Buy Buy Buy!!! Consume Consume Consume!!!

Never went to wendy's.
Only fast foods i went to was McDonalds and KFC.

Ok commie

I agree, that chicken is sexy as fuck.

i cant wait to play this KFC™ game and buy some KFC™ chicken, right fellow gamers?

Isn't one of the poses just a trace of Joseph?

why did he shoot him?

>go to Japan, their McDonalds and KFC are actually really fucking good
>Go to Switzerland/Germany to visit some onlein friends
>Burger King and McDonalds are really good
KFC, Burger King and McDonalds are considered the lowest tier garbage fast food in the states. They're all fucking from here too, what the fuck?
Why can't we have nice things in this shithole country?

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It wouldn't be a KFC game without thighs and breasts

At last. A decent fucking person in the thread.

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>Never went to wendy's.

you been missing out senpai, it's probably the only decently priced and decent-tasting fast food in 2019.

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>Why can't we have nice things in this shithole country?
Niggers.

where da fuck is wendys dating sim?

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Because muricans have a taste for greasy sugary shit.

Obviously, it only makes sense. She smells like kfc, there is no better perfume to attract black men than that.

There's a lot of laws and standards that vary from place to place when it comes to serving food.
Shit, even in the US, the quality of the food you get from the same franchise varies a whole fucking lot depending on the location.

Meh its not in my country.
I'd rather sitck to kfc and their drumsticks.

how do I get better at drawing without references

Their fries taste like shit. With that said, their burgers and nuggets are pretty good.

Uhhh excuse me?

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I fucking hate KFC and will never buy their products but I find this game amusing

>Game is based on KFC
This is enough

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Will it compete with unteralterbach?

>back in high school I had friends who worked at the local KFC
>the shit i heard from them ensured that I NEVER went there again

Ignorance is bliss

Don't try to act like an old man, consumerism has been ingrained into american media since the 60's. It's always been like this. There is no difference.

Is Tea smoking the 11 herbs and spices?

>Their fries taste like shit.

general consensus is they only exist to fill the void not taken up by the burgers.

Using references ain't bad user, I had a screenshot of that chick on my canvas as i was drawing it, and was looking at my hands to draw hers over there.

Some artists can draw without references but that's because they got good memory/drawn a shitton. So yeah using references aint bad, unless you are mistaking it with tracing, which is a big nono.

white men would want to date the chicken.

It's a waste of my value meal's space. Give me a 2nd burger or 4 nuggets or something instead

i cant even get a general pose down without reference, its like i can't even imagine it in my head
I've been drawing for like 2 years now too haha

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FILTER THIS FUCKING WOJACK ARRHHHHGG

McDonalds is trash everywhere except for some third world countries. Its the same as potato chip. You just sometimes want to eat it.

Does she have underbarrel atatchements?

>Yea Forums: PIRATE, FUCK COMPANIES
>also Yea Forums: URGH THICC! WAIFU, MOMMY

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how do you feel about studying computer vision

Oh boy you are in for a ride user, i've been drawing for almost 5 or so, drawing is a long painful process, and again you really don't gotta worry about it, hell if you scroll up i even asked for help because i didn't knew what to draw, then i saw someone wanting the titjob and i looked through my por- references folder and that gave me a few ideas. Keep at it bud, it's a long process but it's worth it.

Yea Forums isn't one person you fucking retard

>we're going back to the age of awful licensed games
based

The difference might not make sense to your commie smoothbrain, but it makes perfect sense to me. Companies abusing us are shit. Companies pandering to us are good.

assist people you like
starve people you don't

Because people can enjoy thicc without actively supporting the companies. Never liked KFC and probably never will but I enjoy the thighs.

Thanks man, I appreciate the encouragement. I'll try to draw this girl too since I think she's cute.
You're a great artist, definitely gonna follow you!

resisting

This is hardly anything new. There are tons of brand games in the 16 bit era, they just vanished after game development cycle started costing as much as a hollywood production.

They used to taste amazing in the 2000s but they went to shit in like 2012 or something.

all of this food has always tasted like ass, but you probably stopped eating at some point and when you went back to it you realized it's shit

No I was actively eating it when they changed the fries they used to be pretty damn good.

>KFC will hire young black girls dressed like this as a special event.
They will control us with cummies and foodies.

You fuckers are magical sometimes

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can you date the cute boy
someone draw porn of the boy

>black

I'm off to draw some hentai of this bitch see ya'll later cunts.

Don't the Japanese love KFC? I've heard they always eat it at Christmas

Has KFC chicken ever actually tasted good? Why go there instead of Popeyes for fried chicken anyways?

how do you pirate KFC?

Yeah that bean sauce or whatever is kinda good

It used to be half decent.

Those livers on Wednesday are a damn good deal though. Mmm.

It was okay back when I lived close to one and was too lazy to go out for better chicken.

KFC is so shit and outclassed by Popeyes and Chick-fil-a nowadays that KFC has been moving out of the USA and into China and Japan. My last time I went to a KFC was a couple years ago when I noticed they obviously reduced the amount of chicken in that mashed potato bowl

It's funny how fast food like KFC, Jollibee,... is really good here
But in burgerland it's shit.
Can someone explain it to me?

>he doesn't know about the KFC emulator

they're not forced to use good quality ingredients

kfc isnt popular in japan. its a sort of old bubble economy stuff. they are still so expensive while other companies have been starting to sell affordable food.

Just different chicken crust taste. Churchs and popeyes has crunchy crust while kfc is more bready. Then popeyes and kfc are more seasoned than churchs.
local ingredients and management. In n out burgers are better in California than in Texas. That also is because in n out in cali uses sunflower oil while texas uses peanut oil.

why is this a thing

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people like shit
especially cheap shit

wendys gotta step up

>its officially by them
The fuck? I thought it was a meme parody or something
It being official is too creepy.

Corporations have been doing this forever retards, I have a fucking Great Clips PC racing game. The haircutting place. They don't give toys in kids meals anymore so they use video games like this to rake in manchildren like yourselves

Not gonna lie im ordering kfc tommorow.

its not going to be as good
just get popeyes or something else

I improved it.
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that doesnt mean "popular". its expensive at all. you dont want to buy 10-15 usd fast food. same goes for japanese. you can buy good tasting udons for 4 usd, gyudons for 4-5 usd as well.

Now i want some KFC, gonna go cook some rice first though

Cheap niggers and niggers

Huh, well, not the first time my art was edited like this...Thanks i guess user

Guise, wat if dis wuz the viralz. What if the KFCs r in da tread RIGHT NAO?!

I'll say it. Based.

Im not a mutt.
There aint any "popeyes" around here.
Besides the name sounds like some fish restaurant.

Shit user I fucking wish KFC was paying me to do that.

I'm not gonna buy KFC because of this game but I like that we've convinced companies that producing waifus will get them money

Do we even know if the game will be paid or free?

>files.catbox.moe/xnjvnn.png
>blacked
figures

You have to pay to play it for free.

>he still eats KFC

The weak should fear the strong.

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Took ya that long? I cashed out once the ps3 and 360 era was over. 3ds is the newest system I have, and I'm 24.
DLC just became too prevalent. I'm not gonna buy pieces of a game, fuck off.

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Thanks OP!
I'll be sure to buy some finger licking good chicken tomorrow!
The gravy is so yum :)

Why are people surprised about this?

Pepsi co is already way ahead of the game of taking advantage of the dewrito memes along with Taco Bell appealing to dude bros. KFC has been losing every demographic in the USA besides niggers. KFC is popular in foreign countries for some reason though.

>Yea Forums: WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T POST VIDEO GAMES ON HERE THAT'S LITERALLY VIRAL MARKETING THIS IS THE SECOND THREAD I'VE SEEN ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR GAME SO CLEARLY IT'S NOTHING BUT JEWS SHILLING
>also Yea Forums: Hey guys, lets all willingly shill for KFC for free because they made a le ironic meme

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It's fun, get that stick out of your ass grandpa :)

You have 10 seconds to name 1 OELVN other than KS that is worth more than its weight in feces.

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based southernchad. there's one 10 minutes away from my house and that shit SMACKS.

Oh i was just replying to getting paid to draw porn of the KFC chick, it's like if Wendy's paid me that one time i drew porn of her.

>Yea Forums
>one person
It's all so tiresome.

Who are you?

Gravy is the best thing about KFC

It's going to be free, looks like.

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Honestly, what a fucking move.

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sunrider

I wonder how bad KFC really tastes in the US. I went to a KFC in the UK once and it was foul, plus the restaurant was disgusting and dirty. The ones in my country are really good and good value if you use the coupons.

>sunrider
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow how did i know you were going to respond with nothing but a greentext of my post?!?!?!

karnel has already been a meme regardless of ads. like mugen users have made a lot of his stupid animations

the CG in this one sucked ass, you can see the green reflecting on everyone. what the fuck was he thinking?

I want to slurp gravy out of the rival's cleavage

bird of passage

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Not even from the south, but fuck me that is good when I went there.

Pretty much a better tasting Raising' Canes. Your tastebuds will coom saliva when you bite down.

Fighting game when?

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I'm still butthurt about that episode because I genuinely think Pepsiman is a fun game and a great advertising campaign. All he does is take the game too seriously.

I can't find it, please I need this story.

Seeth more shit taste faggot

Monster girl Quest and Steins Gate? The fuck are those user? Some dumb Visual Novels that take themselves too serious? Dude, get some REAL taste and buy KFCs game. It's super funny and totally unique! I haven't seen something this good since the Hitler Dating sim, the tank dating sim, the panty dating sim, the daddy dating sim and the bird dating sim!

Do you really believe you live in 1776?

>the daddy dating sim
That wasn't ironic tho just gay

BEHOLD

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I have a theory that the CERN supercollider has been effectively acting as an improbability drive in that every time they used it, it shunted us to a more and more improbable timeline because all the timelines where probability functions properly were destroyed by a world-consuming black hole.

If she were real, she would look very below average and overweight....

>>If she were real
First mistake

I fucking hated making Safeway chicken.

Cupid.

>the bird dating sim!

Except the bird dating sim had a completely serious second half.

>missed KFC polluting the cancerous EDM scene
youtube.com/watch?v=vuSgz0HOgK8
Enjoy cunt, it's as terrible as you imagine it.

because KFC is actually good in other countries and doesn't taste like shit

GOTTAGO FSAT

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This. KFC is legitimately the worst chicken ive ever had in my fucking life. I'm legitimately confused as to how they stay in business

go to a grocery store and buy some lamp chicken

American culture everybody

Sounds cool, lets see how improbable we can go

I still haven't gotten superpowers yet so not far enough

I think I saw that anime.

This, I want a new Big Bumpin.

That shit is still better than KFC

>KFC is legitimately the worst chicken ive ever had in my fucking life.
The structure of the bones and meat is very strange. Why are the bones so tiny and deformed? The joints are very gristly. Its disgusting.

This is not even close to improbable, it's bog standard in capitalism.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_operations_(United_States)

im hungry for her thighs so i drew them

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Great work though you forgot the drumstick shaped holes

The game may be capitalism at it's finest, but goddamn if they nailed that girl's design, great work.

Very based and THICK

>weebs
This is made specifically for the ironic weeb crowd that likes only flavor of the week anime shit and VNs that lampoon the genre or are steeped in irony because enjoying something that is genuine is weird and for those gross japan loving incels.

Overrated. Never got why southerners loved these so much.

To be fair, it's free.

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i would play it but there's no way i will be able to rape that cuttie rival girl so fuck it, i'll pass

HAHAHA I LOVE IRONIC WEEABOOISM HAHAHA

as you buy some garbage like gears 5 cause it has strong female protagnists, something nobody wanted but you think is needed in the industry
kys

thank you for pointing those out actually

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where are her eyebrows

You're welcome, the thigh holes make it even better

Why would anyone go to KFC when literally any other chicken place exists?

thank you good sir

For the thick thigh bitches apparently

Because it's finger lickin good.

ironic shit is soulless

although this art is more like pure weeb stuff made by someone who doenst even know Yea Forums or r*ddit. especially that black chick with glasses is innocently 90s ish

Underrated post

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It's not even just that. KFC chicken tastes like sweat

>>>/reddit/

This style screams that they draw porn

this is way worse than I ever could have imagined

Depends on where you go. Wendy's fries in my area are amazing

lol whats this absolutely mentally challenged trash. seriously this weeb vn is much superior and more sane. i listen to a bunch of electronic music but modern edm trash is fucking awful at everything.

Check out this link about a KFC in Bowling Green suing Sanders for defamation back in 1978, for calling the gravy "wallpaper paste" and the crispy recipe a "damn fried doughball".

law.justia.com/cases/kentucky/supreme-court/1978/563-s-w-2d-8-1.html

Amazing that KFC started to taste like ass when he was even still alive. Makes me wish I could see how it tasted back in the 60s or so.

that feel when devil is a part timer wont get a 2nd season

feels bad, man.

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Why does this feel like something Arby's would have done? Like, they're the company that makes vidya and animu references in their online marketing platforms.

sunflower oil is objectively worse than peanut oil for frying and flavor, this has nothing to do with in n out as ive never had it.

already on the wishlist

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Which is perfectly fine considering the genre

Their chicken taste like shit though, unlike the KFC'S in asia. KFCs in asia is hella better than murica

KFC has done very little wrong, except when Sanders sold it off to goyim in 1964, which later got pawned off to Pepsi, which spun up a subsidiary corp now known as Yum brands, which also owns taco bell and pizza hut. Yum is a fortune 500 company.

Isn't this about dating the Colonel? What's the point of those juicy thighs if you can't even date them?

W-what the fuck is going on with the world?

Are we finally controlled by an AI?, like, KFC marketers ask their super algorithm wat do, and the AI answers "an anime dating sim featuring the coronel"

Was about to say that, it's disgusting.

probably some higher ups of kfc are just weebs. and they arent trying to hide it anymore.

It's not that out-there. There are billions of dollars poured into advertising. They have it down to a science and have expertly engineered this for virality. The vast majority of their target demographic (the "hip youth") will fall for it and let the fact that it's an advertisement fall by the wayside because it's an epic fucking meme, or the girl is thicc, or jojo reference, or whatever the fuck.

“I’m loving it” is McDonald’s, not KFC.

She looks like she eats Big Macs.

She's fucking hot.
>long, purple hair
>red eyes
>disgusted, holier then thou expression
>thighs as wide as her head
>hips as wide as a car
It's like she was designed specifically to appeal to my personal tastes. Tits are a little too big though.

y-yeah how g-gross haha...

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im aware its shit and a bad marketing campaign but i wanted to claim the first lewd pic of the girl in imgur.com/a/Sn4bGye

twitter.com/pastorlocke/status/1171541798298083328

you can admire her juicy thighs and breasts, but the endgame is the colonel.

kek

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>"D-don't sexualize the colonel, y-you d-degenerates"

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DELETE THIS

this is an illegal image

>person who knows kfc's sekrit recipe doesn't know Tbsp/tsp and thinks "origino" is how it's spelled

DELETE THIS
THIS IS A TRADE SECRET

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Its hard to make a joke of a genre into something serious

HAHAHA KFC BTFO YOU JUST LOSE 1 CUSTOMER

youtu.be/ghoGEuNNC5s
maybe one day

The alternative would consist of making anti-white and pro-transgender posts on twitter. This is what happens when out of touch marketers go to reddit to try and understand the mind of anyone that makes 1/10th of their income and is half their age.

>date isn't April 1

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KFC buys up the most sickly chickens from the market and sells them at a premium, but they're also vanishing in my area. Out of 6 KFCs around here only one is still open, and it's right in the middle of niggertown.

WTF I DID THIS AND IT CREATED MUSTARD GAS

There are people who say browsing Yea Forums will make you gay. Some would even claim it can turn you into a Nazi. For me, it made me worship those glorious thighs.

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Well it's a game about KFC, so it only makes sense.

I hate Arby's food but they are the only company that handles twitter shitstorms properly. When all the SJWeebs started screeching about the loli they minimized engagement with the hysterics and moved on instead of trying to placate them. If the rest of corporate America could do the same all this cancel culture shit would die out overnight.

The weird thing is that they released this on Sanders' birthday

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This can be proven incorrect by a simple statistical experiment. I fucking love this theory though.

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Are you all fucking gamer? Are you just going to through money at a shitty corporate "hello fellow kids" game just because it has some attractive whore?

>Western ironic weeb vn
>also meme advertising
guess I'll stop buying KFC now

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Best september post

sploogehead is a filtered word

The game will be free user

Yes

I know you will play KFC VN, don't lie to yourself.

Imagine eating so much fried chicken your thighs end up that fat

>the devs name is psyop....

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Anime isn't popular, it's just twitter misrepresents groups by putting the loudest people up front. Anitwitter retards shove themselves into everything, just like trannies.
If twitter representation was real 75% of the global population would consist of faggots and trannies.

I agree. But it works for some reason with cali in n out. Though there is always a chance they are lying or the manager/cooks are better at theirs than fort worth's one, and they could be even better using the peanut oil.

i cant believe a stupid KFC VN is what caused me to draw after a month of not having drawn anything
not going to finish it before this thread is killed though because I draw slow
hope some of you enjoy

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yeah

Nice

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>lee epin corporate meme game
>hits the woah
>buys chicken

>Anime isn't popular
It 2019 user, not 2000 anymore.
Where have you been for the last 5 years?

I had no idea and thought I had a stroke and wrote "gamer" without realizing

This please me, I hope to see the finish result soon.

Post it in the draw thread and upload it on the booru.

based, good work. look forward to the finished piece

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anime is getting more and more popular. its a fact. one of the reasons is that theres no competitor
nobodys watching american cartoon shows anyway. it was all sjwd and has been taken over by niche fanbases on tumblr

Need more Loomis

>All these people ITT whining about muh capitalism
>Can't actually tell us what's wrong with this other than muh capitalism

So are all commies just natural complainers or what?

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lol i cant read

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no im just going to oogle the waifu and jerk off to porn of her
kfc is fucking awful, but im from the south where finding bad fried chicken is an impressive feat but kfc pulled it off for me

I like ashleigh

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ORIGINAL RECIPE KIIMOOOCHIIIII!

>Are you all fucking gamer?
Yes. I am a gamer. Are you a gamer?

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no, i'm dancer.

>Those thighs
Whoever was in charge did their job well of capturing my attention

>So are all commies just natural complainers or what?

From what i've seen, yes. Most of the time it's just crying for the sake of it. It looks exhausting. I'm pretty apolitical but if there's one group i'd like to avoid for the rest of my life it's them.

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I just think stuff like this is obnoxious. Doesn't even have to do with them making money off of it.

AND I'M ON MY KNESS LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER

kek

Gamer

KFC is shit, but the KFCs in poorer black areas taste good. if you're going to do that, you might as well just go to a good chicken place if you're in a dangerous area just for chicken. those places are actually owned by koreans and chinese and niggers have no idea. nips don't have the balls to set up shop in ghettos

>Advertising an advertisement for free

but enough about posting game trailers

At least trailers are advertising a game and not a fast food brand. But yeah, I make fun of people discussing trailers too since they're just threads about extended advertisements.

Appealing to base desires to advertise an advertisement (that you have to pay for) not a good enough reason to consider this obnoxious?

Finger licking good

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You forget this?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mnh-6d2oi1k

sneak king is at least an actual video game

I always loved these patches, got any more?

When did you realize weebs are as bad as bronies?

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What does a company shamelessly pandering have to do with any of that?

OP here
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been deleted but I'm amazed how fast the artists are in this thread.
Thanks for the faps and the laughs
Hope this thread dies out in the next hour

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I am gamer

Is this from that Crisis on Infinite Earths comic, except they were gathering alternate universe versions of Colonel Sanders?

In my heart, I am gamer

Does the chick doing the meme Wendys twitter still do it? We should get her opinion on this game.

There's perspective on her face but no shading at all, which most notably makes the mouth look kinda weird.

Can I get 1 (one) Western VN that isn't ironic garbage.

>omg grease Ewwwww............
Homofaggotry

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Val-halla exists

I hope this leads to other companies doing dating sims

>sjw shit

Thanks, I hate it

>sjw shit
????

if you pick a fight with ourguys i will eat 6 beets and shit my purple turds into your mouth

You're gonna cook your own food now?

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