What's your go to gamer fuel?

What's your go to gamer fuel?

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water
sometimes I add ice cubes when im feeling festive

40 oz of colt

before anyone asks, the crustaceans thing was photoshopped in

joe mama

What else is photoshopped? Amazed i wasn't a fat kid, got a shake almost every week. Not as insane as this, but still holy fuck

nothing, it really has that many calories

Two old fashioneds , a small coke and some dark chocolate

there should be a legal limit to how many calories you can sell to a single customer

Tea, usually a green matcha blend or fruit/berry infusion

nothing better

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based

cider

I always go for gamer girl pee.

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errytime I see this pic I die a little

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grapes

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I got this bitchin smoothie blender thing as a gift and Ive been making some awesome smoothies recently.

Not kosher

There is nothing wrong with that shake as long as you drink one per week and not everyday to develop diabetes.

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>More than a whole day's surplus of calories every 7 days

DOB or tears of rakshasas

>2500 kcal.
2800 is what an adult male needs for the entire day.

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I’ve seen this episode!

Watch, someone’s gonna ask if “Americans really drink this”.

>people are freaking out about selling guns leading to people's deaths
>meanwhile literal poison like this gets sold to people on an hourly basis and nobody bats an eye
I just don't get it

social engineering user, if you control what people are upset and protest against you can get away with literal murder

>mfw Joey and Boogie somehow are still alive

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2800 a day would make most people fat

This thread is gonna be deleted

tap water with a slice of lemon

Do Americans really drink this? How are they not dead?

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>energy drinks
sweetened poison
>cookies, gatorade, burgers
I hope you're either having a party or 500 pounds

>2800 is what an adult male needs for the entire day

only if your a powerlifter or something

It's always funny to see how elitist people in these threads are

>whole day's surplus of calories
>2600 kcal
You should work out brah, it's good for you.
t. /fit/

Not that you should have something like this anyway though...

if you can call this being alive

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high metabolism

I can eat like 5000 calorie meals and I still don't get fat
haven't gone heavier or lighter than 140 lbs in fifteen years

I feel like I can never eat enough to get the benefits of working out. I try to do muscle training three times a week but if I don't actually consume the protein I would need there isn't much of a point.

elitist about what? not slow poisoning yourself to an early demise?

I've been there. That need to eat. To consume. Sticking something in your mouth even when your body, your whole being rejects what you're forcing it to devour.

>I just don't get it
Jews

Water is based, maybe one celery stick when I'm feeling frisky.

Party time bros

Many countries would outlaw this

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Any tips for offsetting the spiciness of ice cubes?

if you sit on ass all day, yes.

If you're active and work out 3000 cal is nothing.

It seems like it would be too thick like drinking straight chocolate syrup. Is it even a real milk shake or just packet shit. The only place I've had a good milk shake lately is Arbys. Everything else is awful but fuck they use real shit to make those and they're gooder then hell.

I never said I was fit

but at least I ain't fat :^)

Just so everyone knows, I can't confirm this was ever a real thing. That is, it was obviously a real thing, I just don't know if the nutritional facts are at all. They offer similar milkshakes nowadays nowhere near this bad and have never seemed to. I can't confirm anything his bad was ever served. Plus this already has photoshopped allergy information

Good thing that he didn't say a thing about being fit then :-)

GOMAD is a thing for a reason. Same with whey.

Go read the sticky

>I can eat like 5000 calorie meals and I still don't get fat
No you fucking can't, unless you're some sort of mutant there's no fucking way you can eat almost twice the TDEE of an adult male without gaining weight.

My din dins

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Unless you're a 2m+ lanklet I doubt it

semen

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You might have parasites in your stomach, user.

I'm skinny with a high capacity for overeating but the fact is that I don't really eat that much most days so I never gain weight

skeletons and fatties alike think they're an exception to the rules of physics and the laws of the universe
if you consume more calories than you use you gain weight, and vice versa

What if active brains burn more calories

>He doesn't know about the mass-energy loopholes
Never gonna make it

Try adding water

Mi goreng is based though, second best instant noodle next to Shin Black

not vidya related

Schools should be teaching kids more about how nutrients and calories work
I'm shit tired of hearing idiots run their mouth about why their fat titties or exposed ribcage isn't their fault

>white people

The best kind

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Cherry Coke.