This is currently Mojang's main Minecraft java/bedrock team. Say something nice to then

This is currently Mojang's main Minecraft java/bedrock team. Say something nice to then.

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hello you all look nice today

not enough women. step it up.

imagine the smell

>all white team
>game barely receives updates, sometimes years go by without any
Something isn’t adding up

Ah, I see they included the token crackwhore.

maybe it's because the product is actually good so it doesn't need updates?

They are actually aiming for 2 major updates this year, one will be "Bee and Bugs" and another will be revealed on Minecon earth this October.

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A few too many soi boys but at least the women look normal and they are all white.

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>bearded glasses nu-males
>those two women in the corner itching to #metoo as many of them as possible

nice beard

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she looks cute though

Based notch only hiring white men and women work on minecraft

The calves on the man on the far left gotdamn

Add more cave stuff and dont cuck ps4 from updates
Thanks

mirin them calves, gott damn

>mojang
>no asians
>only 3 women
yeah thanks but no thanks

holy shit the blonde is hot

What the fuck Yea Forums, you told me the Minecraft bee is trans but it turns out 90% of the dev team is white dudes?

my mfw when ONE (1) Minecraft modder is more useful and productive than this whole team

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Hey guys! What is it like to deal with the fact that you're never going to make a game and that the rest of your life in the game industry is going to be about producing minor upgrades to a product that you didn't invent and could never significantly change? Bye

'Hi, want to have a beer?'

To be honest, they all look fairly normal, a few soi in there but there are no open mouth gapes. Biggest outlier is the dude with cargoes on the left. I know you want us to rip them out, but I don't care.

I can tell by how shitty this dude looks that he's a really good programmer.

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please don't shitpost using my wife, thanks

imagine not having to market a game, deal with customer support, web store, engine optimizations etc and just get patreon bucks and slowly release miniscule patches to leach that money forever.

goddamn those calves are incredible.

>all white team
>ignoring everything while coasting on past success

it adds up perfectly

The two dudes on the left probably do 90% of the coding work

Is Jens the only remaining original guy?

Yeah, no doubt, but there is more to developing and maintaining a billion dollar game than just being good at programming. You need people skills, people who can talk to and impress investors, the bosses at MS etc.

Level 50 dwarven warrior

>most sold game of ALL TIME
>microshit only keeps 20 people working on it and half of those are community/social media people

Without the code all of that is just foolish pageantry.

I'm not sure what your point is retard. I'm saying that there is a whole team and you're like "but yeah, programmers are the best and you're forgetting about them".

> foolish pageantry.

My good kind sir, doeth thouself a favour and piss off *tips fedora*

Why not just say "without the code, you don't have a game". You sound insufferable.

>vanilla minecraft
>good

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You're doing a nice job as of late. Cheers.

How do so many people produce so little so slowly?

what's their incentive when they're already making millions by doing nothing?